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@ Zignor

I beg pal stop using words like velocity, wonderful and the likes in this context! you are making my imaginations run wild!

Trust me Easybaby wouldalon't mind you coming home with a sexy alien. Easy[/b]baby take stuffs like that [b]easy. Moreover, almost all women likes helps around the house. Be it househelp or bedhelp .

I wanted to come back with one white babe but my sweet baby easybaby is indomitable

You never told me that Easybay is from Cameroun. . .

@ Hazel.

Now you just triggered the laughter have been trying so hard to suppress . For all I guess, the guy could just be kidding, but I guess he really stepped out of line by calling names. Just ignore him like you will ignore those mad peope we see on the street of lagos.

I saw one Hazel eyes chick sometimes back last week and i was confused if that was you. Though her location says London sha oo. I was wondering if uve gone to London . Just be good. Silly still got your back.


@Zignor

You be kolomental! u just dissapeared like that without even a notice. How moon now?. . . . . guess moon babes are pure white in complexion like a black woman wey get belle?

How's the influence of gravity on "firing"? . . . . . . . guess it was like being on a big wheel in an amusement park? Boy you've got my imaginaton running wild with your sojourn to the moon When next you going, make sure u invite me!

How come Easybaby dey trip for you like that? That juju wey baba give us for your village dey work ooo!. . . . I never use my own. I still dey look for who to use am for

@ Hazel


Wassup babe? I couldn't but laugh when I read this post . . . . . . . why won't you be stalked? when you are that beautiful and interesting conversation wise.


Believe it or not, the guy could be you prince charming in shinning armour .On a serious note, just ignore him like somebody stated earlier on.

Where have you bn? Have not bn seeing you around. . . . . . . oops, guess you bn enjoying the attention from Echid. . . .?

No, but I can hear it.



Do you fart at all?

No because almost all that made it ended sadly. But I will like to make it to the Book of Life



Would you like to make it to the National Gazette?

"I think it can happen between us. . . . . . guess I've got the eye for your mum (saying it with guilt and pain)"

Keep-Peek

The traffic this morning.

The Branch Managers for Benin and Port-Harcourt for not following simple and straight forward instructions.

My stomach. . . . . for disturbing this early morning

Gam.



Are these the lines the "bros" have been using for you?

Because they really don't love us


Is necessary to fall in love?

Guess he didn't use "Brighter Grammar" while he was young



Don't you think that Familyman and mishoo are huge monkeys?

Thinking. . . . . . . . .

Did I make a good decision about B- - -y this morning?

Why is the decision bothering me so much?

Can't my cousin postpone his wedding till December or next year?. . . His wedding is gonna take some quids outta ma stingy pocket

Must my dad spoil my morning today by calling to ask for the loan he gave me and for making me give a date ?

Should I pay back the loan?

Why am I not in a good mood this morning?

Should I just lock my office. . . . . . ?

To trick us into believing that they are more beautiful than they realy are I guess



Will there be heavy traffic when am closing later today?

To cover their bald head!



Is you manliness bald too?

GAY again!!!

Thinking. . . . . . is Somze normal? and why can't Silly give an internet knock on his head?

You can cut both the zipper and your "thing" off!



Will you borrow mine at night when you want to "fire"

Have not been to Jupiter, but I think I should be there since i was born in June


What took you to Jupiter?

May be that's hell


Have you been to hell?

I would not marry a lady simply because she's pregnant for me. I will only make sure I accept my baby but definately not marry the mother if I never intended to do that before.

Thinking. . . . . . . . if Nella could be scared of classroom, then, won't she be scared of bedroom?

Because you had a wet dream yesternight!


Hw many rounds did u go in your wet dream?

Thinking. . . . . . . if IICE claims.

miss ma twinny and muki!

and Muky claims she

missed my laydee Iice and my laydee ika

. . . . . . . . . . . . is that not what is bn refered to as "party"

so guys learn from me "PROFESSOR OF WOMEN".

And what makes you think that whatever comes out of a professor's mouth is useful?

Thinking real hard. . . . . . . .if Muky is this tall, does that mean that she will need a long. . . . . . . . ?

Because "screwing" is so delicious!


Don't u like to get screwed?

Believe me, am not loosing a strand of hair. I just want "them" to know that the fact that some people doesn't fancy their "romantic opinions" doesn't make them cowards.

I never called anyone foolish, I only refered to some acts as being foolish (and some acts are just foolish in my personal opinion).

Well, if you wash your woman's undies Siena,. . . . . . what do I say than. . . . .perhaps, goodluck. It's you and I believe you enjoy doing whatever you do. I'm definately dont have anything against guys that does that. It's just that they should think others are cowards simply because they dont do what they do.

On a lighter note, dont you think you have every reason to do your spouse's undies?. . . . afterall, I believe she's neat and beautiful

Thinking. . . . . . . . why can't you just be courageous and answer my thought

For guys calling other guys cowards simply because they said they cant wash their babe's underwears, I think they are the biggest cowards!


If you can do that, then, good luck to you! That's your life and you dont have to judge others that can't do some foolish acts like you do.

I strongly believe that there are so many better ways one can show his love to a lady better than that.

Most of you claiming that you can do this are only trying to get the ladies attention! As a matter of fact ,no woman in his right senses will want a man to do that for her. You can simply tell your momma that you've been washing your girls undies and see what her reaction is gonna be like!

Silly wont do it!!!!!!!. . . . . . if you like tell me am not romantic, that's your business

Thinking. . . . . . . if dciks gets "hard-ons", what does a woman's p- - -y get?