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Religion / Re: Is It Right For A Christian To Take Alcohol? by silverbird(f): 4:32pm On Apr 22, 2006
'NO'. It's very bad.
Doesn't speak well of such person.
And his or her belief in Jesus.
Celebrities / Re: Shakira Vs Beyonce Who Shake The Most? by silverbird(f): 4:20pm On Apr 22, 2006
Shakira is the Queen.
Beyonce na im princess (child).
Family / Re: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by silverbird(f): 1:48pm On Apr 10, 2006
Why did u marry the first lady?
Out of Love/Lust?
U have to be joking.
Guess what?



U are confused.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Old Are You? by silverbird(f): 1:24pm On Apr 10, 2006
I'm old enough to vote.
Forum Games / Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now? by silverbird(f): 1:19pm On Apr 10, 2006
Right now, i'm thinking of my admission.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by silverbird(f): 12:45pm On Feb 11, 2006
A fat woman and a thin woman went to the Gym. On getting out, this conversation took place;

Fat woman: (Angry) GOD, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day.
Thin woman: (Puzzled) Why?
fat woman: Anytime i get on the weighing machine, it keep shouting, 'One at a time please'.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by silverbird(f): 12:34pm On Feb 11, 2006
HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU?

IN ENGLAND.

Queen Elizabeth: Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother or sister?
Tony Blair: It's me.
Obasanjo: Nodded in agreement.

IN NIGERIA:

Obasanjo: Who is your mother's child thet is neither your brother or your sister?
Atiku: Hold on. (Called Thambo Mbeki and asked the same question).
Mbeki: It's me.
Atiku: (Answered) It's Thambo Mbeki.
Obasanjo: (Hissed) How intelligent can u ever be? It's not Mbeki, it's Tony Blair.

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Shocking True Story by silverbird(f): 12:22pm On Feb 11, 2006
That's a nice one. I was begining to imagine what will happen.
Jokes Etc / Re: funny read !! by silverbird(f): 11:33am On Feb 11, 2006
How Intelligent are you?

IN ENGLAND.

Queen Elizabeth: (Asked Tony Blair) Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother
nor your sister?
Tony Blair: It's me.
Obasanjo: (Nodded in agreement).

IN NIGERIA.

Obasanjo: (Asked Atiku) Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother nor your
sister?
Atiku: Hold on (He called Thambo Mbeki and asked the same question)
Mbeki: It's me.
Atiku: (Answering) It's Thambo Mbeki.
Obasanjo: (Hissed) Stupid man, you are far from being intelligent. It's Tony Blair.
Romance / Re: What is the Colour of Love? by silverbird(f): 1:20pm On Dec 07, 2005
the colur of love is BLUE.
Love is not flashy,
it deals with the heart,
the way two heart feels,
when u say it, it sounds as if u've just been kissed.
Romance / Re: Can You Love 2 People At The Same Time? by silverbird(f): 1:15pm On Dec 07, 2005
yes, it is possible but you will definitely love one than the other. But to love them equally, it is not possible.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You Marry a Younger Man? by silverbird(f): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2005
NO.
I will not have the respect i should for him. There will be times he might piss me off and i'll may try to let it get it into his head that i'm older than him. Someway, i might try to disrespect him.
Religion / Re: What Church Do You Attend? by silverbird(f): 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2005
The Redeemed Christian Church of God, in school,
Christ Image Assembly (a fellowship) and in my Uncle's house,
The Catholic Church, cos he is a Bishop.
Romance / Re: Having an Affair With My Cousin by silverbird(f): 5:45am On Oct 27, 2005
That's BIZZARE. Very bad and should not be heard of. It should stop. Whether sex is invovle or not. It has to stop.
Poems For Review / Re: Original Love Poems by silverbird(f): 5:19am On Oct 27, 2005
I've been thinking about you.

And I know I don't say it often enough,

but I appreciate all you do.

I've never known anyone

as giving as you.

You always go that extra mile

to inspire and encourage me.

You make me want to try harder;

you make me want to succeed.

You've made me

believe in me.

For this and so much more,

I'm sending good wishes

to your door.
Religion / Re: What Church Do You Attend? by silverbird(f): 2:14am On Oct 27, 2005
The Redeemed Christian Church of God, Powerline area.
Family / Re: Should A Woman Be Pregnant for Her Fiance Before Marriage? by silverbird(f): 2:09am On Oct 27, 2005
is wrong. Even sex before marriage. A minutes to my wedding, i cannot lay with my husband to be because it is against the will of God. In our day to day living, we must let God have his way and we can only achieve that if we abide to God's will. Pregnancy before marriage whether it is sure that the two of them will marry or not, it is wrong.
Family / Re: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by silverbird(f): 2:03am On Oct 27, 2005
Are you sure you are in love or in lust? What did you see in your wife before getting married to her? AIDS isa real. Even if you want to put yourself in trouble, try to put your wife and your unborn child a reason to live.
Family / Re: My Boss is Toasting Me. Should I tell My Husband? by silverbird(f): 1:52am On Oct 27, 2005
Well, if i'm the one, i will tell my husband because we don't know what might cause problem in future. I will let him know since he is my better half. He must know everything about me. So when he hears something different outside, he will be able to knock it aside.
Celebrities / Re: Janet Jackson's Secret Daughter: Picture Revealed! by silverbird(f): 1:44am On Oct 27, 2005
She looks like Janet does not mean she is Janet's daughter. You can look like two different people. Does that mean you are related or you are a parent. Let us not conclude.
Religion / Re: The Purpose of Life (why were we created?) by silverbird(f): 2:36pm On Oct 04, 2005
SIMPLE!
To fulfil purpose.
Religion / Re: Pastor T. B. Joshua: The Man in the Synagogue by silverbird(f): 2:28pm On Oct 04, 2005
People who goes to his church believes he is a man of God. Do you think that it is everybody that believes that Pst. Chris Oyakhilome and Okotie are Men of God. Some people still doubt them especially the miracles of Pst. Chris Oyakhilome.
It is in the Bible ' thou shall not judge'. It is only God that know who is serving him truly. Like an adage, "all lizards lie on their stomach, therfore we cannot identify the one with stomach ache".
I also see reason with other people who do not think his powers are from God. The bible says "my spirit bears witness with yours that you are achild of God".
One thing is this, how is your relationship with that same God that you can be able to differenciate the power of God and that of the devil. " Judge not so that you will not be jugded", the Bible says.
Religion / Re: Her Job Encourages Her to Lie: Contrary to Her Religion by silverbird(f): 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2005
Well, i agree with Motee. An adage says 'say the truth and it will set you free'. She should simply tell whoever is asking after him that he is unavailable. If the visitor want to wait for him, let him wait. when he is tired of waiting, he/she will leave.
There are some cases that she won't have a choice than to tell lies. In this case, it depends on what she already laid down. If she already make the Boss to know the kind of person she is,the boss will not even think of telling her to tell lies. He might put it to her at first, it now depends on her reply. If she accepts, then she can't escape it as long as she works there. If she rejects politely stating her reasons, she won't be troubled again.
Above all, it depends on the grace of God. Since she is a born again christian and she believes, then she have no problem if she is doing the right thing.
Religion / Re: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by silverbird(f): 1:12pm On Oct 04, 2005
TO TITHE...
The Bible already gave us the details in Malachi 3:8-10. The Pastors did not write the Bible, did they? They are only following the doctrine. I believe to tithe is good, afterall they are only asking for your 10%.
Forum Games / Re: What Are You Thinking Right Now? by silverbird(f): 2:32pm On Sep 06, 2005
i'm thinking of how to become a role model.
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite Nigerian Movies? by silverbird(f): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2005
I don't really watch Nigerian movies but the one i've seen and i know they are good are; missing angel, world apart 1&2, games women play 1&2, and a host of others.
Romance / Re: Romance Without Finance? by silverbird(f): 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2005
Does it matter? So far their is love amidst them, then why worry about finance?
Romance / Re: Who is a Playa/Player? by silverbird(f): 2:54pm On Sep 02, 2005
All guys are players. A vivid example is this:
A guy in my school 'Olabisi Onabanjo University' is dating two sisters without them knowing until a particular day when the guy was dancing in a seductive way with the younger sister and the elder got angry. Then KATAKATA burst.
Guys easy ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Romance / Re: How Long Was Your Longest Relationship? by silverbird(f): 2:47pm On Sep 02, 2005
Of course i want to be but i don't want to rush into it or else i will rush out.
Romance / Re: Your best friend having affair with your lover by silverbird(f): 2:39pm On Sep 02, 2005
I agree with you Solo2. I was about to say that. SIMPLY LET GO. Just have it at the back of your mind that he does not worth you that is why he had to do that. SIMPLE.

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