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'NO'. It's very bad.
Doesn't speak well of such person.
And his or her belief in Jesus.

Shakira is the Queen.
Beyonce na im princess (child).

Why did u marry the first lady?
Out of Love/Lust?
U have to be joking.
Guess what?



U are confused.

I'm old enough to vote.

Right now, i'm thinking of my admission.

A fat woman and a thin woman went to the Gym. On getting out, this conversation took place;

Fat woman: (Angry) GOD, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day.
Thin woman: (Puzzled) Why?
fat woman: Anytime i get on the weighing machine, it keep shouting, 'One at a time please'.

HOW INTELLIGENT ARE YOU?

IN ENGLAND.

Queen Elizabeth: Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother or sister?
Tony Blair: It's me.
Obasanjo: Nodded in agreement.

IN NIGERIA:

Obasanjo: Who is your mother's child thet is neither your brother or your sister?
Atiku: Hold on. (Called Thambo Mbeki and asked the same question).
Mbeki: It's me.
Atiku: (Answered) It's Thambo Mbeki.
Obasanjo: (Hissed) How intelligent can u ever be? It's not Mbeki, it's Tony Blair.

That's a nice one. I was begining to imagine what will happen.

How Intelligent are you?

IN ENGLAND.

Queen Elizabeth: (Asked Tony Blair) Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother
nor your sister?
Tony Blair: It's me.
Obasanjo: (Nodded in agreement).

IN NIGERIA.

Obasanjo: (Asked Atiku) Who is your mother's child that is neither your brother nor your
sister?
Atiku: Hold on (He called Thambo Mbeki and asked the same question)
Mbeki: It's me.
Atiku: (Answering) It's Thambo Mbeki.
Obasanjo: (Hissed) Stupid man, you are far from being intelligent. It's Tony Blair.

the colur of love is BLUE.
Love is not flashy,
it deals with the heart,
the way two heart feels,
when u say it, it sounds as if u've just been kissed.

yes, it is possible but you will definitely love one than the other. But to love them equally, it is not possible.

NO.
I will not have the respect i should for him. There will be times he might piss me off and i'll may try to let it get it into his head that i'm older than him. Someway, i might try to disrespect him.

The Redeemed Christian Church of God, in school,
Christ Image Assembly (a fellowship) and in my Uncle's house,
The Catholic Church, cos he is a Bishop.

That's BIZZARE. Very bad and should not be heard of. It should stop. Whether sex is invovle or not. It has to stop.

The Redeemed Christian Church of God, Powerline area.

is wrong. Even sex before marriage. A minutes to my wedding, i cannot lay with my husband to be because it is against the will of God. In our day to day living, we must let God have his way and we can only achieve that if we abide to God's will. Pregnancy before marriage whether it is sure that the two of them will marry or not, it is wrong.

Are you sure you are in love or in lust? What did you see in your wife before getting married to her? AIDS isa real. Even if you want to put yourself in trouble, try to put your wife and your unborn child a reason to live.

Well, if i'm the one, i will tell my husband because we don't know what might cause problem in future. I will let him know since he is my better half. He must know everything about me. So when he hears something different outside, he will be able to knock it aside.

She looks like Janet does not mean she is Janet's daughter. You can look like two different people. Does that mean you are related or you are a parent. Let us not conclude.

SIMPLE!
To fulfil purpose.

People who goes to his church believes he is a man of God. Do you think that it is everybody that believes that Pst. Chris Oyakhilome and Okotie are Men of God. Some people still doubt them especially the miracles of Pst. Chris Oyakhilome.
It is in the Bible ' thou shall not judge'. It is only God that know who is serving him truly. Like an adage, "all lizards lie on their stomach, therfore we cannot identify the one with stomach ache".
I also see reason with other people who do not think his powers are from God. The bible says "my spirit bears witness with yours that you are achild of God".
One thing is this, how is your relationship with that same God that you can be able to differenciate the power of God and that of the devil. " Judge not so that you will not be jugded", the Bible says.

Well, i agree with Motee. An adage says 'say the truth and it will set you free'. She should simply tell whoever is asking after him that he is unavailable. If the visitor want to wait for him, let him wait. when he is tired of waiting, he/she will leave.
There are some cases that she won't have a choice than to tell lies. In this case, it depends on what she already laid down. If she already make the Boss to know the kind of person she is,the boss will not even think of telling her to tell lies. He might put it to her at first, it now depends on her reply. If she accepts, then she can't escape it as long as she works there. If she rejects politely stating her reasons, she won't be troubled again.
Above all, it depends on the grace of God. Since she is a born again christian and she believes, then she have no problem if she is doing the right thing.

TO TITHE...
The Bible already gave us the details in Malachi 3:8-10. The Pastors did not write the Bible, did they? They are only following the doctrine. I believe to tithe is good, afterall they are only asking for your 10%.

i'm thinking of how to become a role model.

I don't really watch Nigerian movies but the one i've seen and i know they are good are; missing angel, world apart 1&2, games women play 1&2, and a host of others.

Does it matter? So far their is love amidst them, then why worry about finance?

All guys are players. A vivid example is this:
A guy in my school 'Olabisi Onabanjo University' is dating two sisters without them knowing until a particular day when the guy was dancing in a seductive way with the younger sister and the elder got angry. Then KATAKATA burst.
Guys easy ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Of course i want to be but i don't want to rush into it or else i will rush out.

I agree with you Solo2. I was about to say that. SIMPLY LET GO. Just have it at the back of your mind that he does not worth you that is why he had to do that. SIMPLE.