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CelebritiesRe: Battle Of The Hips: See The Four Biggest 'UKWUs' In Africa by simdam500(m): 11:07pm On Dec 28, 2014
by the way, op your dp tell me, your behind can blow these ones out of the watwr
RomanceRe: 50 Pure Signs To Know She Not A Marriage Material, Guys Only! by simdam500(m): 11:05pm On Dec 28, 2014
50 signs op is a fault finder
RomanceRe: Some Guys Here Are Just Making Themselves Cheap. by simdam500(m): 10:26pm On Dec 28, 2014
lefulefu: wey dat Broom make i kill dis alBino rat wey dey hide under my Bed angry angry
lolz.and how does this contribute to the growth of this thread
RomanceRe: Some Guys Here Are Just Making Themselves Cheap. by simdam500(m): 10:13pm On Dec 28, 2014
FLAWLES: So person get this kin sense for here?i never knew
op must have been dealt with before he came to his senses
RomanceRe: Some Guys Here Are Just Making Themselves Cheap. by simdam500(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2014
op preach day and night, sun and rain.... we guys will still check them out. Pm, quoting, and unnecessary likes even when it dumb.....

op just set the standard for yourself while you wait for the rest of us to realize we need to set our standard too......
























































who is next for me to write a open letter to ooohhuhhuh?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Doesn’t Care About You – PDP Chieftain Tells Christians by simdam500(m): 8:49pm On Dec 28, 2014
now I know that both PDP and APC are mad
PhonesRe: Did U Know: These Smartphones Don't Have Camera by simdam500(m): 8:46pm On Dec 28, 2014
Yomieluv: Those phones are meant for Madonna University students..

I love camera phone,can't just do a day without snapping a picture..

*say cheese*
selfie fan
PhonesRe: Did U Know: These Smartphones Don't Have Camera by simdam500(m): 8:43pm On Dec 28, 2014
RotrEmmanuel: what is camerahuh
oh it the unlimited Internet device installed on phones....

u have it righthuh
PhonesRe: Did U Know: These Smartphones Don't Have Camera by simdam500(m): 8:40pm On Dec 28, 2014
mployer: The camera on my fone is serving no purpose presently.
what wrong with it?






























stolen?
EducationRe: Ten Everyday Saying That Make No Sense by simdam500(m): 8:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
fat like fatima....


without no precise fatima
when did all fatima became a fat personhuh lol

just kidding like wizkid oh before u all start quoting...
Music/RadioRe: SimDam Lyrics and Music Analysis Studio by simdam500(op): 7:34pm On Dec 28, 2014
M.I ft Oritse Femi and Frank Edwards lyrics

ehn uhn
ehn uhn
ehn uhn
eh ah ya ya ya ya ah
mo gbadun o to se laiye mi
o dun mo mi o, jehovah mi
yea olomi yea

mo gbadun o to se laiye mi
o dun mo mi, o yo mi
temi yo mi yea
mo gbadun o to se laiye mi o
temi ye mi o
oritse mi yea
baba mi loke
baba mo dupe o
baba mo s’ope o
baba gba ope o
baba mi loke…mo gbadun o to se laiye mi
baba mo dupe o
baba mo s’ope o
baba gba ope o


[m.i]
ah baba this town
i’ve been round
i’ve seen ups
i’ve seen downs
i’ve seen smiles
i’ve seen frowns
i’ve seen many men wearing kings crowns
as we dey street, baba some dey estate
some dey big office, we dey watch gate
some dey chop food, we dey wash plates
but without you, baba, it’s a lost case
as you don show father, make i prostrate
you don bless this your boy with enough grace
you dey control things *******
now, you got this son seeking out the first place
baba dey my front cause i know say i go reach
trouble dey everywhere like lebanese
as i climb up higher, more enemies
but like kennis in 1999, you get remedy

mo gbadun o to se laiye mi
o dun mo mi, o yo mi
temi yo mi yea
mo gbadun o to se laiye mi o
temi ye mi o
oritse mi yea
baba mi loke
baba mo dupe o
baba mo s’ope o
baba gba ope o
baba mi loke o
baba mo dupe o…olomi ye
baba mo s’ope o
baba gba ope o

[m.i]
baba, surely goodness and mercy shall follow us
some dey praise man, make dem follow chop
no be me dem go carry do holocaust
if dem wan ride person, make dem join polo club
i no fit kneel down for any mankind
one good man to see first we can’t find
we get patience for goodluck to make sense
but still our parents dey struggle to pay rent
baba dey my back, make i no fear
you show me road, make we show there
because you made, because you save me
e be like hd, your blessing is so clear
ah and no be wetin i deserve
i be in deep end cause my grace is reserved
me i’ve plenty when everything is scarce
you put me first, so i never would be last
you be chairman

mo gbadun o to se laiye mi….baba tuale
o dun mo mi, o yo mi
temi yo mi yea…eh
mo gbadun o to se laiye mi o
temi ye mi o
oritse mi yea

[oritse femi]
baba, nse won le wa kiri
dem dey pursue us for wetin dem eyes no see
for the money we dey hustle
on the street, get the money now
and na dem dey pursue us, ***** look for entry
eh yea, olomi yea
ah ya ya ya
baba, bere wo’le
sare wo’le won

[nanya]
i will lift up my eyes to the hills
from where cometh my help
my help cometh from the lord
the lord reach me heaven and earth
he would not let my foot slip
he who watches over me does not slumber

[frank edward]
oh oh oh oh oh oh
you bless me na you be chairman
baba mi mo o se
i bless your name, i dey hail you
hands in the air, oshe
if e no be for your love, baba mi loke
tell me wetin i for do
i go dobale
i prostrate for you most high
ko mo le
i go dance for you
baba
you be chairman o
god, you be chairman o
you be chairman o
god, you be chairman o
you be chairman o
nobody be like you
you be chairman o

[nanya]
the lord watches over you
the lord is your shield at your right hand
the sun will not harm you by day nor the moon by night
the lord keep you from all harm
he will watch over your life
the lord will protect your coming and your going both now and forever

PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 7:03pm On Dec 28, 2014
buchito1: Oppss... Z10 ba3 here is super great bruh.... smiley
great here too
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 7:02pm On Dec 28, 2014
buchito1: My sister just got a brand new Z10 from Jumia and the ba3 is Wow!!!

When charged to 100% without pressing can be on 100% for 5 hrs..
abi same here and people are now condemning my phone,


I love my z10
Christianity EtcRe: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by simdam500(m): 1:43pm On Dec 28, 2014
familiarity causes it at times, why be too close with your pastor to the extent of telling him your pain. what do u expect him to use to preach the next morning.





what happens to sha dura kin sha mi
FamilyRe: Does This Kind Of Love Still Exists? by simdam500(m): 12:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
I see a woman backing his child, while the man walking them home
Christianity EtcWhat Year Was Jesus Christ Born? When Was Jesus Born? by simdam500(op): 11:04am On Dec 28, 2014
The Bible does not provide the exact
day or even the exact year in which Jesus was
born in Bethlehem. But a close examination of
the chronological details of history narrows the
possibilities to a reasonable window of time.
The biblical details of Jesus’ birth are found in
the Gospels. Matthew 2:1 states that Jesus was
born during the days of Herod the king. Since
Herod died in 4 B.C., we have a parameter to
work with. Further, after Joseph and Mary fled
Bethlehem with Jesus, Herod ordered all the
boys 2 years old and younger in that vicinity
killed. This indicates that Jesus could have
been as old as 2 before Herod’s death. This
places the date of His birth between 6 and 4
B.C.
Luke 2:1-2 notes several other facts to ponder:
“In those days a decree went out from Caesar
Augustus that all the world should be
registered. This was the first registration when
Quirinius was governor of Syria.” We know that
Caesar Augustus reigned from 27 B.C. to A.D.
14.
Quirinius governed Syria during this same time
period, with records of a census that included
Judea in approximately 6 B.C. Some scholars
debate whether this is the census mentioned by
Luke, but it does appear to be the same event.
Based on these historical details, the most
likely time of Christ’s birth in Bethlehem is 6-5
B.C.
Luke mentions another detail concerning our
timeline: “Jesus, when he began his ministry,
was about thirty years of age” ( Luke 3:23 ).
Jesus began His ministry during the time John
the Baptist ministered in the wilderness, and
John’s ministry started “in the fifteenth year of
the reign of Tiberius Caesar, Pontius Pilate
being governor of Judea, and Herod being
tetrarch of Galilee, and his brother Philip
tetrarch of the region of Ituraea and Trachonitis,
and Lysanias tetrarch of Abilene, during the
high priesthood of Annas and Caiaphas” ( Luke
3:1-2 ).
The only time period that fits all of these facts
is A.D. 27-29. If Jesus was “about thirty years
of age” by A.D. 27, a birth sometime between 6
and 4 B.C. would fit the chronology. More
specifically, Jesus would have been
approximately 32 years old at the time He
began His ministry (still “about thirty years of
age”).
What about the day of Christ’s birth? The
tradition of December 25 was developed long
after the New Testament period. It’s the day
Christians have agreed to celebrate the birth of
Jesus, but the exact day of His birth is
unknown.
What is known is that biblical and historical
details point to an approximate year of birth.
Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea
approximately 6-5 B.C. to Mary, His mother.
His birth changed history forever, along with
the lives of countless people around the world.
PoliticsRe: Anybody Who Means Well For Nigeria Will Support Jonathan, Says IBB by simdam500(m): 8:43am On Dec 28, 2014
what the meeting about? to receive healing or what.............
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Technically Tackles Buhari's 'no First Lady' Policy by simdam500(m): 8:18am On Dec 28, 2014
patience must be a good business women....

don't patronize president that don't have a first lady office. lol





naa who worth my vote I go give
RomanceRe: Why So Afraid? by simdam500(m): 8:12am On Dec 28, 2014
walks in from my sleep, looking everybody dumbly.....

confuse if it a love seminar.














by the way, I've checked your blog. it nice
CelebritiesRe: “I Married My Kid Sister, My Mother’s Last Born”- Nigerian Singer, Orits Wiliki by simdam500(m): 10:15pm On Dec 27, 2014
CRAPPY story
Christianity EtcRe: 4 Lies The Church Taught Me About Sex by simdam500(m): 10:09pm On Dec 27, 2014
olassy239:
i hope you are not adversing me to go lose my virginity
advising u, u meanhuh

keep it ok, don't loose it unless u ready to
CultureRe: The Beauty Of Yoruba Brides And Women In Aso Ebi by simdam500(m): 9:56pm On Dec 27, 2014
the thread says Yoruba,

OK no wahala, is tiwa Yoruba? and this one wey naa face we dey see, no fashion style
AgricultureRe: English Name Of This Fruit. by simdam500(m): 9:50pm On Dec 27, 2014
uwakwekamubu: after selecting the pic...... it will hang.... but if I try to click on any other thing........it starts going
try another pix of same image, the one u using might not be jpg
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 9:03pm On Dec 27, 2014
FAMILY TREE

I'm a married woman. John's son is my daughter's father. What is my relationship to John?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 8:57pm On Dec 27, 2014
This one is kinda tricky..

It's Raining at midnight. Will there be sunny weather in 72 hours?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 8:54pm On Dec 27, 2014
David has been trapped in a room and is thinking of his escape. The room has only 2 possible exits: two doors

Through the first door is a room constructed with magnifying glasses. The hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

Through the second door is a room full of knives, swords that makes it impossible for anything/anyone to take a step without being cut

How does David escape?
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 8:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
simdam500: What Seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it? lipsrsealed
mail box
GamingRe: Easy Puzzle, Test Your Intelligence by simdam500(op): 8:52pm On Dec 27, 2014
A Carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal parts.

If it takes 1 minute per cut. How long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?

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