₦airaland Forum

disappointed! so husbands don't want their wife to drive...

men na we dey kill ours! shey e bad if we just sit they look ass while the wife drive lol

our oil now worthless! we now need to borrow money from the world Bank... I think the minister of finance is appointed for this time.... what have she been doing, this is the time she need to make us feel we have a minister of finance...

fvck okonjo! fvck GEJ! fvck PEJ

yommyphresh: Obo n laagun

ehn!

it still bothers me why I don't get any of the listed above....

all I get is "I be the one to start the chat, carry on the chat, and when I ran out of words; I end the chat and everything dies down"

the worst is... I don't seem to get emoticons, or the "come online " msg guys get when they are offline for hours!!!

GEJ doing well but his enemies are too blinded to see it

maaaaaad politicians

Mondisweets: I know its not my money, but why don't these children invest in more meaningful things that will make them more money in the future instead of just buying things that devalue over the years

it just no other reason than... there will be another market this year, and it going to sell than before, says their pastor.

speaking about future, kids don't think about that. kids only care about today, while the men look beyond today.

all the same, he's got it and no return. abi if naa u dey produce such, u no wan sell happy new year joor

owo n wole wa

Lilprincey: I just acquired my new laptop for the year and nobody heard about it..derris God o

is it a mac book?

[quote author=garlicrey ]the kid is mine...I bleeped tiwa the kid is mine...I bleeped tiwa[/quote]mumu

the tiwa tee blitz looks cute....

this tee guy must be very gentle!!! I like him, doesn't stress himself. tiwa open yansh e no even shake, tiwa show body, e no bite am. tiwa twerk, e no vex....

If every guy is like him....











no divorce for nollywood again be that


pick my phone to call my babe: see mama that could be us too

iamtewwy: i dnt tink banger can du such damage!! mayb its the one they call bomb that did that!! banger cant do this





quick recovery to them tho

recovery u say

what quick about it?

cramjones: You think my work on Nairaland is for free? You think my love for Nigeria does not follow payment for my hardwork to redeem this country?

-CramJones

oh lawd nigeria is already a sold country!

am a big boy

dem yearning virginity issues like it some boko haram trouble.

Biggty: He couldn't read what he wrote properly come and see stammering

lmao.... if naa me nko

Samzzy94: Ok.....i will talk
There was this girl in my primary school, she was d most beautiful and most intelligent in my class, and she was loved by all the teachers. There was a day we acted a play in school in which she was the princess and i was the poor man in which she fell in love with, against all threats by her father the king.(that one na for the play o,lol).After the play, her mother walked up to us and told us dat we look good together dat she would want me to marry her daughter(not knowing she was kidding).I took her mother serious and since dat day she was calling me my daughter's husband.
Well to cut d long story short,One day i summoned courage and took her to the back of the classroom. I then told her "I LOVE YOU"(dat was after much rehearsals with nollywood movies) I never knew the magnitude of that word. I was expecting her to hug n kiss me like i normally see in movies, buh instead she went to report me to our class teacher.

I don't need to tell u what happened dat day, coz i went home with a sore buttock.

I still see her up till now....buh i can't even date her, even though we are now matured.

a haha hahaha * if u would pardon me to laugh the more *

what I've got to understand is that. when we were young, maturity of the mentality start from guy, while maturity of the physical start with the gals...

you reminisce on how to woo them even when we think we are both young, thought they shud be reminiscing on how approach are accepted. lol but no... the case is reporting lol.


a hahaha

expecting this...

she's the acting president. lolz

GEJ already lost even on his seat...

I think that Jos stadium will be finer than that of uyo

I see a prophecy,

sh*t will happen Feb 14. I'll lost my v*rg*n*ty

herald9: Sure banker

that part got me loling

xo make I come talk my own...

Infact the whole list of 10. am guilty.

very gentle guy but had a lot in my mind.... I have crushes in my class and had crush on my female teacher (no be my fault, when a teacher brought make up to the class and make up every hour. what do u think of me??) just sit and watch?

but my major crush, only, and first crush was a gal then...
her mom knew I want her even... she's a crush my momma knew about Infact till tomorrow (she still ask).
the next session we resumed in school, she resumed with us by surprise. I started feeling shy and everything I stylishly wished for was working for me. the whole school knew she was the sugar in my tea... but the fact that I never stood up to my feet to woo her.

come back for part 2

stanconnect: I was a very quiet boy then...that should be in my grade 4, but I don't know why they always place me amongst girls while arranging our sitting arrangements...so then they placed me among three pretty girls; Chioma, Chidinma and Chibuzor..I never knew that the girls had anything for me oo...cos me was one innocent boy that was always on my own; u need to see hw they celebrated vals day for me, they will pack gifts..all sorts of biscuits for me..twas as if they where all fighting over me...bt I never cared and the fight was mostly between Nma and Chibuzor..Nma was more close and more friendly bt I proffered Chibuzor...she liked me too buh she was very pompous and too proud of herself...that was my problm with her..

So one day I brought one of my pictures to school then...Nma took it without my consent..Chibuzor then saw it with her one day and was asking her what she was doing with her boyfriends picture and told her how we prophess love to each other nd how I am so much into her...during that time, after that incident I noticed that Nma was not coming close to me again...she felt rejected and stayed on her own...and I was not even aware of what was happening then oo!

It was of recent, she's now in the united states studying nursing..we where chatting of recent and she asked me if I actually dated Chibuzor then...that she v been wanting to ask me buh couldn't jst do that...
I laffed out loud and told her No..she then told me everything that transpired then...I was really surprised..
Chibuzor still wrote me letters; even after primary school and delivered it through my elder sister cos they went to the same school...she's married now and even has a daughter! lol

wow... all I could say...

the other guy already said it

UjSizzle: We always sat together in every academic session
When I was in primary 5, I took my bag to the seat beside his and he said,
"People will soon start calling us husband and wife again."

My response? "So what?"

I think we tend to have mature mind we don't live on when you approaching secondary school.

had a similar experience too in same class

Samzzy94: Hmmmmm....my own story was kinda stupid. Anytime i remember it, i always feel like hitting my head on the wall

spit it out... wana hear

Biggty: Good old day. i remember my js 2, a boy wrote a love letter to a girl in my class. Noboy knew how our class teacher got hold of the letter, the boy was asked to read the letter in front of the entire classroom.

yeepaaa! wahala sele...

and did he?

pxjosh: even if he is a boy he won't grow taller if he becomes a man

a hahaha davido see your life

Hiennzy: Ok! So who is responsible Huh!

who do u think

tiwa don't cheat ooh

maybe I should say we need nobody to tell us.

no youth is gonna toy with his life this year for a silly election

Timaya congrats man. it is with good heart I say....

my family will do more in this new year

pxjosh: the guy is kinda shorter than the dad

cos he's a boy and his dad he's a man