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[quote author=neoapocalypse ]O my , I guess you use your bible as a prop most times , it's clearly written in revelations[/quote][quote author=Pyrrho ]Its there in the bible, he is right about the number. But the people who constitutes these number, is vague, like many other writings in the bible.[/quote]wow that nice am sure when that verse was written, we must have had only 200, 000 people on earth then, cos let just think about it


we have over 144, 001 pastors on earth right now not to talk of congregation........... hilarious...


* arms fold *

vanndubi: From comments so far, it is clear that humans were not designed to in the heavens with God. Psalm 115:16 says:"The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD’S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men".

As for the life in the new earth (2 Peter 3:13- Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness), human would lead the peaceful life that has eluded humans since the fall of Adam.

Psalm 37:9-11 confirms that, it says: "For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the earth. For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be. But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace"

That's my Bible based take

so u mean the heaven is for God and his angels only. while the races we humans are into is for another earth somewhere??

[quote author=neoapocalypse ]Only 144000 worthy people will ascend to heaven , the rest remain on a refurbished earth with all the ills of our current world gone.

Don't you guys read the bible ?[/quote]in which book in the Bible says only 144000

dyadeleye:
You mean watching love ones suffer?...
Iro nla(big lie)...so you are telling me I'm gonna sit my ass down and keep watching one of ma hommies been smoked..you think I won't be mad??..ikan ma sele(something gonna happen oooo)

waow..... eleyi le gan o

cute pics, who cares if she bought it for 3million


by the way that third pix is hot... is she h¤rn*y? why place her hand right in the middle??

Seun abeg marry this babe commot for ground

[quote author=accurate0805 ]The girl get. .. Property oh [/quote]naija govt. sef wan take ovrr

simdam500:
It was Sam's 21st birthday eve, & his 3 best friends promised to surprise him with d best gift ever in the morning of his birthday... Sam went to bed eager.

The next morning, STILL SLEEPING QUIETLY, ... There was a knock on Sam's door... With his three friends holdin 3 large boxes each. One was filled with shoes, one had a plasma TV, and the last had a computer.


What does he open first?

the answer to this is; from the above context, the bold is "sleeping quietly " so the first thing he opened is his closed eyes!!!

A friend asked this simple question, and I went dumb for close to 30 seconds. #=-S

Half a million plus half a billion is equals to what?

Don't use a calculator, don't write down, Use ur head.

I still keep saying it..... I'm getting obj book, I know there are more to read about good luck star

Am sorry

Just noticed... Please someone should mention me when topics as hilarious as this is goin down...

[quote author=Treyknowles ]Well, i'd like a phone that can prints money,that enables me to see the future,a phone that can make me indestructible...i will come bk and add more [/quote]yes seconded

Seated... Not talking until my oga at the top is here...

Remembered how i use to access NL. Secondary school days as a guest...... reading the inter school debate with references made stayed till now ...

Awwwww!

[quote author=vivaciousvivi ]Damn! I sooo wanted to get a copy of this book since Tuesday



Obj did it on purpose now. If I were him, I would launch it on the day of the PDP Presidential Primaries sef! [/quote]i want it so bad too... Am sure GEJ must ave it read to his hearing while his eyes almost popped out of his skul. Lmao... I dont mind having the soft copy either. Ms word or PDF... Legggoooooo

Scrypt: Come, are you high? How does my moniker look like the person you planned to mention? Oya fix your mistake before I change my mind.

oh nice. I was like aren't u going to talk... Cool sha

Love

If i dont get d book... I wont vote... Infact i should get the book before taking another step for the election... OBJ Baddest!!!

Registered

That why i have no where to go at ikj other than slot, and am out...


No sil*ly talk from a jobless mofo

I just tire

canalily:

oh i forgot to wish u a happy married life...


HML sir... Bouncing baby twin to follow

Well said buddy... We have our destiny in our hands

standd: I thought about getting a radio just this morning. It's been so long I listened to the radio.
I will definitely listen to the one on my phone tonight, before I sleep.
And then try to buy a radio set when I can.
Nice topic, Op

you should

Ubiero: It's been a while I listened to Rick Dees weekly top 40. I guess d show may not still be on.

still on

Since stranger left top radio!

I just take time out to listen to khadija, wise, kore brown and the rest...


Faaji fm.
Kay baba(love doctor) 94.1



so on point frequencies!!! By the way, WHERE IS STRANGER

Katty Perry - Part of me

[Verse 1]
Days like this I want to drive away
Pack my bags and watch your shadow fade
You chewed me up and spit me out
Like I was poison in your mouth
You took my light, you drained me down
But that was then and this is now
Now look at me

[Hook]
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no
Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows
But you’re not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no

[Verse 2]
I just wanna throw my phone away
Find out who is really there for me
You ripped me off your love was cheap
Was always tearing at the seams
I fell deep, you let me drown
But that was then and this is now
Now look at me

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Now look at me I’m sparkling
A firework, a dancing flame
You won't ever put me out again
I’m glowin’ oh whoa
So you can keep the diamond ring
It never liked 'em anyway
In fact you can keep everything yeah, yeah
Except for me

[Hook]

[Verse 4]
This is the part of me
No
Away from me
No
This is the part of me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me...
No
Throw your sticks and your stones, throw your bombs and your blows
But you’re not gonna break my soul
This is the part of me
That you’re never gonna ever take away from me, no.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Katy_Perry_-_Part_of_Me.jpg

"Part of Me" is a song by American singer Katy Perry, released as the lead single from Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection. It was written by Perry and Bonnie McKee, with production and additional writing by Dr. Luke, Max Martin, and Cirkut. The song was not included on the original edition of Teenage Dream because Perry felt that it did not fit the composition of the album. A demo of the song leaked online in late 2010, amid speculation that the lyrics were directed to the singer's ex-boyfriend Travie McCoy. "Part of Me" was re-worked and officially released on February 13, 2012, through Capitol Records with artwork by art director Gavin Taylor and photography by Mary Ellen Matthews.

The production draws inspiration from several genres, including house music, dance-pop, and power pop; reviewers compared it to Jessie J's 2011 single "Domino" and Perry's 2010 singles "Firework" and "California Gurls". Its lyrics describe a female protagonist who declares herself as unbreakable and strong following a break-up. Contemporary music critics praised the song's production and gave it mixed-to-positive reviews, although some criticized Perry's vocals. Many theorized that the lyrics addressed Perry's divorce from Russell Brand, although Perry stated it was not about him since it was written in early 2010.

"Part of Me" was a commercial success. It was the twentieth song to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, Perry's seventh number-one single on the chart, and her ninth consecutive number-one single on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Songs chart. The single debuted at No. 1 in Canada and the United Kingdom and has been certified Platinum in Australia, New Zealand, and the United States. Marketing campaigns for Adidas and The Sims 3: Showtime have featured it.

An accompanying music video was filmed at the United States Marine Corps' Camp Pendleton in Oceanside, California. The video depicts Perry enlisting in the Marines following a heartbreak. It garnered generally positive reviews for Perry's "Girl Power" message but drew criticism from feminist author Naomi Wolf, who denounced it as military propaganda. Perry debuted the first televised performance of song on at the 54th Grammy Awards and has also performed the song at the ECHO Awards, the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards, and American Idol.

It was Sam's 21st birthday eve, & his 3 best friends promised to surprise him with d best gift ever in the morning of his birthday... Sam went to bed eager.

The next morning, STILL SLEEPING QUIETLY, ... There was a knock on Sam's door... With his three friends holdin 3 large boxes each. One was filled with shoes, one had a plasma TV, and the last had a computer.


What does he open first?

Sam went to the market with his Dog. He rode on a horse, yet walked. The horses's name was victory and the dog was from South Africa.

What is the name of the dog that went to the market?

simdam500:
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes. Finally she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

the woman is a photographer who takes various pictures

simdam500:
Daniel was out for a walk and got caught up in an unexpected rain. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.

He did not have an umbrella and was not wearing a hat.

How could this be?

because he's BALD

simdam500:
A cab driver picked a lady who was a talkative. He didn't want to engage in conversation, so he pretended to be deaf & dumb

He pointed to his mouth and ears to indicate that he could neither speak nor hear. After she alighted, he pointed to the meter so that she could see how much she owed.

She paid him and walked off. Then she realized that he could not have been a deaf mute. How did she know?

because the driver never made the mistake of driving her somewhere else (mean he drove her to where she asked him to).





Am smart right

kingzjay: Who else is enjoying the comments?

am not only enjoyin it... Am feelin the comments. Lol