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[quote author=rutibaby ]Pls, will I be given a gold medal after the fight?[/quote]golden belt if u fight 4 me. Lol

[quote author=Gflat ]Did they just finish devouring that lady? [/quote]three_some u mean?

Poor him, would love to read his tweet buh life is too short to.


Got better things to do b4 i stumble on my bed

The fat go through alot most especially here in Naija...

Argh! That laughing out loud u hear most especially from female folks and u are like chai do i look like basketmouth? But like the first person said, u just have to deal with it even when you dont desire to...

Btw. I dont fat friend, i could have dedicated this thread to him or her...

[quote author=Emodeee ]@MISSMOSSY ma Pretty queen, I LL MARRY dat gal. I told her dat i luv her buh she is doubting me.
Smbody pls help me to tell her dat if, luv wz a mountain, ma luv 4 her is EVEREST. @MISSMOSSY I LUV U. 4get this crap list, on ma own list u r number 1 nd no one else beneath u.[/quote]chai! Is someone drunk

thrizzle: She's burrifuu

ok. Drop a counter! Let me see

thrizzle: You need your eyes Checked, her painted face has clearly deceived you..

still! She's beautiful joor...

[quote author=Eyepencil ]ABEGIIIII... DAT ONE NO FOLLOW, MANY GUYS EVEN FINE PASS AM[/quote]lolz. Because she no dey use eyepencil again abi Lolz.

Stop hating joor... She's a royal highnesses

thrizzle: Don't make me laugh abeg..

ehn ehn! Is someone really seeing what am seeing...

Nigga that babe is beautiful/ NO DOUBT!.

Where we have www.nairaland.com/mprex

baby mprex show face jawe

[quote author=kepal99 ]Maheeda oooo!!! Who you no go sleep with? E remain make U open ur own motel o,+ promos: bring 2 dudes 2 Bleep get one Bleep free[/quote]Lol

Evil in heart of children,

Egba ni ogun eh

what running in everyones mind are all the same.

What Seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?

I'm sure we all have been asked this riddle when we were kids.. but lets bring the memories back

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Tiwa is a b**tch

[quote author=ionsman ]The Lady is naturally beautiful bar the scars......[/quote]Yeah right

[quote author=bestestgirl ]Chai! there is God O!! I bet the groom didn't recognize her.[/quote]He would have walked somebody else to the altar. All thanks to the artist tho

[font=]She look amazing, thanks to the make up artist!

Brilliant work [/font]

Everyone on the thread concluded you are hearthless, me sef wan follow join

So naa so tiwa no carry anything come home, just to dey give pato head for stage.......

Anywayy congrat pato.... my main nigga don baba jay.... u are good

[quote author=kagel ]PLEASE LADY , CAN YOU CHANGE THAT GOWN YOU ARE PUUTING ON
WHAT!! IT THIS ALL YOU HAVE, ABI YOU WANT TO GO FOR BAPTISM.[/quote]

[quote author=MrCork ]....very ugly tin....she ain't even light skin (no ooofesnce) ! [/quote]Light skin babe no go kill you

courage54: I so much love this lady. she is intelligent and simple not like the masquerade looking make-up girls will see around.

you mean tiwa or tonto?

Kiddie attitude

op please never allow that too happen again.... he fine i presume buh if you notice any symptom that require seeing a doc,

Dont hesitate

But on fp . Argh!!!!!

the child

[quote author=toluleke ]Beware of 419 this space belongs to nairaland


I dey come I wan go play with aunt oyinbo


Don jazzy go be like say when this people go get sense sef[/quote]so na aunty oyinbo b••bu u dey take play?

well well before I leave the thread, I say good luck to Adam, hope he doesn't fail again in the new earth.

will wizkid, afro candy, Tonto dikeh, jay z and Beyonce also be there with us in heaven?

[quote author=ojeffo ]Seun is muslim..muslims dnt hv heaven....ASK SHEKAU[/quote]where do u think they will screw their virgins

[quote author=Wininiel ]Heaven is not the final resting place. Remember there would be a new heaven and a new earth. Another earth......so just imagine Adam and Eve didn't fall,how would they be living? I think that's how we would be living.*just a thought.[/quote]hoping Adam would be able to overcome the temptation, most especially when Satan now knows we love ladies with Brazilian hair and ladies love guys with pink lips