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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes. Finally she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Daniel was out for a walk and got caught up in an unexpected rain. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.

He did not have an umbrella and was not wearing a hat.

How could this be?

[quote author=WORLDPEACE ]He can talk, he'll just say so.[/quote]oh, since he can talk right

This riddle is short, simple and tricky.. But still 80% will fail it.

How many months have 28 days?

"Jack is taller than Peter, and Bill is shorter than Jack."

Which of the following statements is most accurate?

(a) Bill is taller than Peter
(b) Bill is shorter than Peter
(c) Bill is as tall as Peter
(d) It is impossible to tell whether Bill or Peter is taller

A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks.

Who carried the heavier load and why?

What is always white when it's dirty?

A cab driver picked a lady who was a talkative. He didn't want to engage in conversation, so he pretended to be deaf & dumb

He pointed to his mouth and ears to indicate that he could neither speak nor hear. After she alighted, he pointed to the meter so that she could see how much she owed.

She paid him and walked off. Then she realized that he could not have been a deaf mute. How did she know?

I've posted this before when i had just 200 subs.. But, For the new subs =-)

If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place.. what place would you be in now?

What five letter words become SHORTER when you add two letters to it?

HINT: Take some seconds to study the question well.

Sam who is mute (Can't talk) walks into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is completed.

Next, John who is blind walks into the same shop and wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

this mumu guy is here again with his mugu questions. ehn

never done it before either.....

even to urinate together for same toilet self naa big deal....

Crap! same stories every year

when ogechi pay my dowry

and seriously that what I call greatness!

or let me say, I like plumpy

even the ladies are surprised to read this, that they actually rule.

wow

I will get this book

I only appreciate her for loving and appreciating her body and style but I won't take that from u,

not all men last after her,cos I don't

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when is the deadline to pay acceptance fee?

How on earth did these made front page. When there are better thread worthy of fp

Dont feel bad. Aiye ye ye ye, aiye tamotiye.
Your number of vote should atleast tell you how much your fan base is...

I suggest u come back and gain the peoples heart, tell dem wat they wana hear, not what u wana do... Then u can climb again... That still doesnt say u wont loose...
Pete pete ta noni po pa, eni ba taba ko lo mo be ni

[quote author=shokky24 ]Who is she?,this is my first time hearing her name



Anyways hbd[/quote]really
am sure she have not heard shoki too

I almost fell for these around November. that why it good to know and research well about the gadget u want to buy most especially if it the olx kind of patronizer

TDF9M = teacher don't fail me...

by the way.

why do almost every of your acronym involve sex in one way or the other

[quote author=Lilimax ]Scientists...always thinking ahead

You can connect freely with mammyiwoter and there likes underneath the sea if you wish to [/quote]lol. me sef go like to communicate with shark!!! lol

by the way I see u are close to having 6000 post, dedicate the 6000th post to someone here

www.nairaland.com/2036279/dedicate-thousandth-post-here