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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels' Photo Sparks Pregnancy Rumour by simpleseyi: 6:10pm On Mar 07, 2017
Papykush:
Pffft... I know this bìtch bro... She ain't 16 and

she fücks real good .



That house she stays is in badore in ajah...my friend stays in that compound too. Seen her many times so I know what I am saying grin
Have you fuccked her? If no, then keep kwayet.
Politics › Re: Christians Fueling Rumours About Buhari’s Health On Social Media – SGF by simpleseyi: 11:10am On Mar 07, 2017
ijustdey:

Lawal accused Christians of criticizing Muslims for pursuing their agenda instead of them to pursue their own agenda.


http://thenationonlineng.net/christians-fueling-rumours-about-buharis-health-on-social-media-sgf/
Did you read that? Muslims are pursuing their agenda, instead Christians too pursuing their agenda, they rather scream and wail endlessly.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Return Put Off Again As Doctors Refuse To Give Clean Bill Of Health by simpleseyi: 10:09am On Mar 07, 2017
Adiola:
rest in peace buhari adieu
Buhari will attend your burial. Lere Olayinka who started Buhari's death rumour has already lost his mother, you are about to lose yours too.
Politics › Re: Reps Query N250,000 Per Sitting Allowance Of SWA Board Members by simpleseyi: 11:01am On Oct 31, 2016
These SWA corporate thieves are worse than the corrupt Supreme Court Justices who have been collecting bribe to give false judgement. How can they say that they sat four times in one day and hence got paid 250K multiply by four. Are they footballers? The SWA corporate thieves should be handed over to Nigerians. Let us judge them ourselves because if you give them to Judges, they will bribe the Judges as they have always done. Let Nigerians give them justice with our own hand.
Politics › Re: World Bank, IMF Put Pressure On Buhari To Come Up With Economic Blueprint by simpleseyi: 10:46am On Oct 31, 2016
All wailers quoting me without telling us why PDP yellowprint brought us to recession and depression with the puff-puff cheeked world bank fraudster called Ngo Okonjo-Iwealla.

Politics › Re: World Bank, IMF Put Pressure On Buhari To Come Up With Economic Blueprint by simpleseyi: 8:39am On Oct 31, 2016
mej67:
Why can't they just swallow their pride and pick up PDP'S economic blueprints like NEEDS and Vision 2020.

We are being ruled without a plan.

Talk of born to rule mentality.

Buhari attempted to be President 4 good times and now he made it, what was it really he was working hard to come and do? Just to occupy the seat?

Worrisome undecided
PDP blueprint or yellowprint is all about sharing and looting. The yellowprint that shared our treasury among Jonathan's gang of thieves
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by simpleseyi: 6:13pm On Oct 30, 2016
dominique:
I hope the poor girl gets over this traumatic stage of her life soon. She should just relocate and start her life over in a country where there are fewer judgemental people and hypocrites.
Here is one cucumber lover defending one of their own.
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Swims With His Son, Jamil. Fans React (Photos) by simpleseyi: 6:12pm On Oct 30, 2016
yeyeboi:
TeeBillz MA NIGGA grin grin
Which kain your Nigga? Where were you when he wanted to jump into Lagos lagoon?
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Poses For Group Photos With Nigerians At Harvard University (pics) by simpleseyi: 5:59pm On Oct 30, 2016
Can you all the pictures of true Nigerians? Igbos, Yorubas and Hausas who loved their country. Not ipod yoots who want to hack Facebook in their dreams. You want to hack Facebook one of the pride of America and you still want to live on earth.
Politics › Re: What Reuben Abati Has To Say About Buhari's Legacy Project by simpleseyi: 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2016
Has Reuben Abati returned the money he admitted collecting from ATM-Dasuki to bribe journalist? Has the EFCC even released him? Where is he writing from? From Kirikiri prison, from Kuje prison, from EFCC detention room or from the the inner room of the Aso Rock demons that destroyed his miserable life?
Politics › Re: Igbos Have Every Reason Not To Pay Tax And Duties To This Bigot Of A Government by simpleseyi: 8:41am On Oct 30, 2016
Please leave this joke. Buhari will never ever dig ordinary borehole in the South-East and he has been honest about this. He told the whole world categorically that a region that gave him just 5% vote should not compete with regions that gave him 97% vote. buhari has not lied about this, he has come out to state this clearly. This simply means that you cannot work in First Bank and go to Crusader Assurance Company to demand for salary. So, go and meet GEJ to build amenities for you.

You people has also told the whole world that you are Biafrans and not Nigerians. Nigerian government is building amenities for Nigerians and not for Biafrans nor for Yorubas nor for Fulanis but for Nigerians. So, Biafrans should build amenities for Biafra Republic.

Your brother and son GEJ was there for 6 years and at the end of his 6 miserable years, he showed you a picture of the second Niger bridge, that is your reward for all the taxes you paid GEJ, the balance of your taxes has been shared by GEJ gang of looters with over $31 million being in Mama Piss account. Please remind me, what is the cost of the 2nd Niger Bridge? I think the money in Mama Piss account should be able to pay a reasonable percentage, so go and meet your jesus of Okrika to give you your birth right.

Least I forget, what about the Calabar to Lagos rail-line, is that project in the North-West or North-East? What your thieving brother GEJ could not do for several years, the people's general is about to do it. If you people are true sons and daughters of your parents, then you will not ride on the Calabar to Lagos rail-line because your enemy is constructing it, may we never eat from our enemy's pot. Amen. Can you all recollect that South-East and south-South Senators and HOR were in the chambers when Saraki / Ekweremadu and Dogara / Lasu removed the Calabar - Lagos rail from the 2016 budget while Northerners made sure the Lagos - Kano and other projects in the North were passed?
Politics › Re: Muiz Banire Replies Sahara Reporters On N500,000 Gift Allegation by simpleseyi: 8:15am On Oct 30, 2016
Mynd44:
Na every judge dey do funeral?
This judge is a very thoughtful judge, he knows that he is going to die of corruption very soon, so he has collected money for his own burial from another corrupt lawyer. That is very thoughtful of the judge. The EFCC and the Nigerian Prison Service should help the judge by putting him in the midst of condemned criminal at Kirikiri so that he can be killed quickly and we can do his burial before prices of burial materials go up.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Yemi Osinbajo In Boston, USA by simpleseyi: 2:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
otijah:
He is looking confused and worried
Yes, he is confused like the man in the picture below.

Politics › Re: Trending!!! The Thief Known As Buhari Of The Zoo Called Nigeria. Big Shame! by simpleseyi:
You nonentities started these lies before the election. You fools together with Fayose, FFK, Doyin Oku-igbe, Raymond Dokpesi and other thieves started your campaign of lies and hatred. Because we are not fools like you, we just watched you as you danced disgracefully at the market square. We sat our asses down and strategized. TheN, we defeated you, humiliated you and sent your drunk fisherman and his cantankerous wife back to his village to go and resume fishing.

After that, we have started arresting and jailing you all one after the other. From Dasuki to FFK, to Rueben Abati, e.t.c. We shall jail the remaining of you and there is nothing you can do about it. The forces of light and triumphed over darkness. We have freezed about $31 million which the fat thief Mama Piss kept in her drivers', maids' and messengers accounts. We have also freezed Fayose's account, freezed Dasuki's account, freezed several former military chiefs accounts and several others. This is just the beginning, the coming days will be worse for the treasury looters.
Politics › Re: Fashola Inspects 40 Mega Watt Hydro- Power Plant In Taraba (photo) by simpleseyi: 12:08pm On Oct 28, 2016
phoenix90:
A project initiated by GEJ's govt. I just don't understand why the man has been vilified so much despite his giant strides. Well posterity is still out with the gavel. http://www.blackborderbuild.com/industry--services/kashimbila-hydropower-station-taraba
Yes, you are right. Jonathan initiated many laudable projects but he did not complete any because the monies allocated for the projects were embezzled by his corrupt friends. Even the criminal and heartless sharing and looting of our treasury which GEJ promoted and encouraged, he also did not finish it.
Health › Re: Aba Girls Start Having Sex & Regular Boyfriends At The Age Of 10 - Godwin Uwaoma by simpleseyi: 8:22am On Oct 28, 2016
nrexzy:
If Aba girls started having sex @ d ages of 10 then when did Akwa ibom n cross river girls start???
2 to 3 years.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Is Sick Following Her $15m Seizure By EFCC by simpleseyi: 8:21am On Oct 28, 2016
Cmoyor:
call father Mbaka or Pastor Blingz Oritsejarfor grin grin grin grin grin
NO, don't mention Fr Mbaka, Catholics don't sell miracles. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, Pastor Abiodun Fatoyinbo a.k.a. fine boy fucker or Pastor Ayo Tupac Oritsejafor are in the best position to heal our sick Mama Piss.
Health › Re: Aba Girls Start Having Sex & Regular Boyfriends At The Age Of 10 - Godwin Uwaoma by simpleseyi: 8:12am On Oct 28, 2016
At the age of 10 to 12, Aba girls are already sex machines. At the age of 13 to 15, Aba girls are already at different hotels in Bariga, Ijora, Makoko, Ikotun e.t.c. selling their lives away.
Family › Girls In Aba Start Sex At Age 10 by simpleseyi(op): 7:34am On Oct 28, 2016
A medical practitioner, Dr Godwin Uwaoma, said on Monday that girls in Aba, Abia engage in active sexual activities from the age of 10, raising higher chances of contracting HIV. Uwaoma, the Chairman of the Thematic Working Group at the Nigerian Faith Based Advisory Council for AIDS (NFACA), told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Aba that a 2014 research revealed the development. He said that the study was conducted to find out the awareness of preventive measures among youths in the secondary schools for the Department of Public Health at the Imo State University.

“We discovered that some girls in Aba start sexual activities at the age 10 to 12 and that at the age of 12, girls in Aba have “regular boyfriends” with whom they agree to have sex regularly. “This was not known before. Usually HIV prevention was targeted at age 15 upward but we now know that before 15 they have become sexually active. “And there is a lot of difference between when you are forced into it and you remove yourself thereafter and when at this age you now have a regular partner. “That was what we discovered and it is not normal but an aberration but obviously the fact is there,” he said. At a lecture organised by the Aba chapter of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) to mark their week, Uwaoma called for prevention rather than cure which was unavailable for HIV cases.

He urged the students to desist from watching pornographic films, playing sexual games with opposite sex and keeping bad friends to save them from sexual temptations. In another lecture titled “Sex and Puberty,” Dr Kenneth Ngwogu, a lecturer at the Abia State University, said that puberty brought changes in character and body composition to young people. Noting that most youths ruined their lives through dangerous actions like early sex, Ngwogu urged them to consult doctors or adults to manage the challenges of puberty. He charged the youth to desist from sexual activities which could refocus their attention while in school to reach their goals of becoming successful people.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/girls-aba-start-sex-age-10-research-shows/
Politics › Re: Stay Strong You Are Almost There - Buhari Tells Nigerians by simpleseyi: 5:47pm On Oct 27, 2016
BornStunner1:
YEAH WE ARE ALMOST THERE TO A FULL BLOWN FAMINE AND BROKENESS!!


As you have prayed, so shall it be in the land of the falling sun, the land called Biafra shall soon experience full blown famine and disease. Amen.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Suspends Chief Of Staff, Abba Kyari by simpleseyi: 5:41pm On Oct 27, 2016
The people's general has suspended his aide who has been accused but not yet charged for corruption while GEJ is praising and defending his aides who have been locked up in prison and charged for mega corruption. What a tale of two presidents. An old experienced general compared to a young ever drunk ineffectual buffoonic fisherman.
Politics › Re: Why Is Nigeria Too Scared To Restructure? by simpleseyi: 10:33am On Oct 27, 2016
Nigeria is not too scared to restructure, we Nigerians just wonder why your son, the ineffectual buffoon did not do the restructuring for the 16-years he was in the corridor of power and importantly for the 6 miserable years that he was the C-in-C. If the ineffectual buffoon could not restructure in his 6 years as president, why should the people's general restructure? It then means that you fools are very insincere, you only want to restructure because we have stopped you from looting the treasury.

Secondly, the people's general Gen Muhammadu Buhari did not promise to restructure during his campaign, so those of us that kicked out your thieving son the drunk fisherman did not vote Buhari to restructure.
Politics › Re: This Administration Has A Clear Northern Agenda by simpleseyi: 8:30am On Oct 27, 2016
GEJ implemented his Southern agenda and we can all see where he lead us to, please allow Buhari too to implement his Northern agenda, we shall judge him after 4 years.
Politics › Re: Amosun Seeks Special Status For Ogun State by simpleseyi: 8:25am On Oct 27, 2016
Why are our fllat head brothers getting angry for Gov. Amosun's drunk statement? Person no dey play with una again? A drunk only realises his foolishness after waking up from a long sleep. Amosun just shared some ogogoro with GEJ, let him sleep and wake up.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Ministers Paschal Dozie, Oyebode, Others Fingered In $13.9b Forex Scam by simpleseyi: 8:20am On Oct 27, 2016
One miscreant albino called Nnamdi Kanu has been in Kuje Prison for over a year now for Treason and Felony. Another corporate albino called Pascal Dozie is on his way to Kirikiri Prison for economic crime and sabotage. It seems albinos and prison are like 5 and 6.

Politics › Re: 22 Illegal Accounts Operated By NDDC by simpleseyi: 8:04am On Oct 27, 2016
Thank you GEJ for your legacy. Legacy of corruption and treasury looting.
Politics › Re: 9 Funniest Quotes Of Patience Goodluck Johnathan That Will Never Be Forgotten by simpleseyi: 7:31pm On Oct 25, 2016
Justiceleague1:
better woman.....everybody found fault with her and her dictions buh she never disgraced her hubby abroad neither was she disgraced by her hubby abroad...happy birthday ma...grin
If this guy/lady is one of the leaders of tomorrow, then Nigeria has no tomorrow.
Politics › Re: Anambra Agro revolution, Delfarm Products-photos by simpleseyi: 6:48pm On Oct 25, 2016
Very nice, step by step we are getting there.

Dear O.P., please remove cucumber from the pictures you posted. Nobody wants to eat cucumber that might have entered Miss Anambra 2015, Queen Chidinma Okeke's over-stretched and non-elastic pusssy.
Politics › Re: Why We Arrested Reuben Abati – EFCC by simpleseyi: 6:44pm On Oct 25, 2016
Those who want to protest on behalf of the Aso Rock demons crusader should start preparations now. There is freedom of protest and free of stupidity, however, the Nigerian Police Force is also constitutionally empowered to take care of miscreants and nonentities who did not take a kobo from the looted billions but will be ready to stay in the sun from morning till night in the name of protest just because of 1,000 naira.
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Blasts Goodluck Jonathan, Calls Him A "slowpoke" Over Dasuki Talk by simpleseyi:
Yes, GEJ is right. Dasuki did not steal $2.2 billion, GEJ actually gave Dansuki the money to share among the gang of looters.


He gave Obanikoro 4.3 billion naira just for Ekiti election. He gave Olu Fale 100 million naira just to support him. He gave Bafarawa 4.3 billion naira for spiritual purpose. He gave Jim Nwobodo 100 million naira for election even when Nwobodo does not work in INEC. He gave ex-convict Bode George 100 million naira to try and rig election in South West. Northern Elders Forum too got several hundreds of millions to bribe almajaris to vote for him. He gave Olisah Mentuh 450 million naira for doing nothing, the idiotic Olisa Metuh used the money to buy house in plantain sorry, I mean banana island. He gave Peter Odili 100 million naira for election manipulation. He gave FFK our gigolo brother 840 million naira for lies and lies on Buhari. He gave Raymon Dokpesi 2.1 billion naira for propaganda. Several Chiefs of Naval, Chiefs of Airforce, Chiefs of Army, even Chief of Boy' Scout shared several billions. Even our beloved mother in Christ, High Chief imPatience Mama Piss has 31 million dollars in one bank. The list is endless. Yet some nonentities still wonder why Buhari has not turned Nigeria to America and France combined in less than 2 years.
Politics › Re: Fix Federal Roads In South-East - Ohanaeze Youths Beg Buhari by simpleseyi: 9:50am On Oct 25, 2016
Shameless idiots, I thought your son, brother, father and personal saviour the ineffectual buffoon has transformed all the roads in the land of the falling sun. I even thought that you fools don't want anything to do with the Zoo. Now, you are begging the Zoo to save you animals. Before Buhari will build ordinary borehole like the one between ex-Miss Anambra Chidinma Okeke's thighs in your erosion ravaged region, your forefathers will prostrate and beg the people's saviour Gen Muhammadu Buhari and our noble son Babatunde Raji Fashola.

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