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No money spraying, no wedding. Please don't denigrate our culture. We are the owambe tribe, we are proud of it.

I am also in possession on such letters wherein the ineffectual buffoon and his cantankerous sheppopo husband wife colluded with the puff-puff checked world bank fruadster and voodoo economics called Ngozi Okonjo-Wealla to rape Nigerians.

engrflames:
Who excel don help? I have a friend with a lot of IT certification yet he's jobless, this is just favour in the making.
You shelf wetin you know?

Stop making mockery of me. You are supposed to be my friend. Besides, I am not jobless I am only underemployed and underpaid. Baba God, biko pick my own call too.

A South-East and South-South joint ticket? Why not say Goatluck Jonathan for President and imPatience Mama Piss for Vice President? IIIIIIDIOTS.

imPatience Mama Piss Sheppopo Jonathan has several billions in her accounts and in her maids, drivers and cooks' accounts. Dear Mr Dickson, kindly request for a loan from our kind hearted Mama Piss Sheppopo and she will gladly grant you the loan so that you can pay workers full salaries. Please don't let workers start cursing your newly born babies.

KINGMAKER001:
Old men who has nothing to offer...deceiving themselves! una for sew the clothes dey wear am everyday...

Your young hero Goatluck Jonathan had something to offer, he offered us billions of dollars on the grave of Nigerian soldiers whose lives he wasted in North-East, we collected his billions, but we voted him out and back to his Otuoke village. His wife now has billions of naira in her accounts just as her drivers, cooks and maids have billions while you and your brothers have not eaten since last night.

The adulterous woman that was caught in the Bible and taken to Jesus for punishment. Has anyone asked whom she committed adultery with? Did Jesus himself ask? Stop being ignorance. A man is not same as a woman.

FagsamPHP:
And the Idiot Bomboclat President is claimming to be cutting cost... Buhari is a Colossal Failure & he's 100% worst than Jonathan, Buhari is the real Clueless one

Please kindly list your father's successes and compare it with how much imPatience Jonathan's cooks and drivers have in their accounts.

broseme:
Ekiti state Governor Ayodele Fayose paid a visit to former governor of old Ondo State and APC chieftain, Evang. Bamidele Olumilua at his Great Expectation Hotel and Resort, Akure Road, Ikere Ekiti Tuesday evening.

One thing with Fayose is this: Him sabi respect him elders wella.E remain small make him dey for ground.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/fayose-visits-former-governor-of-old.html

Yes, Fayose respects elders but insults Buhari who is his mother's age mate. Or, tell me, what did Buhari do to Fayose before the election that Fayose was wishing Buhari dead through adverts on national newspapers? What did Buhari do to Fayose before election that Fayose was calling Buhari all kinds of derogatory names and wishing Buhari ill-luck?

#IstandwithBuhari

#IstandwithTinubu

Where do you stand?

Do you stand with a man who has never won his ward since 1993 (Oyegun) or the man who delivers 4 out of 6 states of the South-West (Tinubu)?

The reason is simple. Why didn't Goatluck Jonathan restructure Nigeria when he was in Aso Rock for 8 years as Veepee, Ag. Presido and Presido? Also, why didn't Olusegun Obasanjo restructure Nigeria when he was in Aso Rock for 8 years? The Southerners did not do it while they (Southerners) were there, they got kicked out and started screaming Restructure. Shout till Jesus comes, Sai Baba will never ever restructure Nigeria.

keepingmum:
the best way is to wear red pyant and singlet, preferably lacey ones. also remember to pray and fast. Shave your armpit and anuuss. Be clean, come home from work early, dont confront her. Pray for her and fight for your marriage

You cant allow a strange exboyfriend to come and dabaru your marriage. Shower your wife with love so that she can see who loves her most between you and the ex

Remember God hates divorce?? and marriage is for better for worse.

This guy/lady just snapped a mad man. Now say that in Yoruba language.

stiyke:
A man that said the Nigerian president should board commercial jets with other Nigerians, now wants to keep 9 jets to himself alone after winning election.

Change has come.

Goatluck Jonathan's houseboys and cooks fly in the presidential jets. They even have billions in their accounts which only imPatience Mama Piss Jonathan has access to.

Please kindly tell ECOWAS to come and release Dasuki from DSS and EFCC custody. Even UN cannot release Sambo Dasuki and Nnamdi Kanu from DSS custody.

THE insecurity associated with renewed militancy in the Niger Delta has provided tacit cover for industry regulators to abdicate, with impunity, the obligation to respond promptly to the attendant pollution from the violent blowup of oil pipelines and sundry assets without attracting criticism from impacted communities. However, when on August 17, ten Gbaramatu communities in Warri South West council areas of Delta state noticed fresh crude oil spreading dangerously around them in atmosphere of the prevailing calm occasioned by weeks of ceasefire by the Niger Delta Avengers and other militant groups in the area, they did not hesitate to raise alarm. The alleged oil spillage on the NNPC/PPMC Escravos-Warri Trunkline reportedly ravaged Ikpokpo, Tebujor, Okpeleama, Opuede, Opude-Zion, Opuedebubor, Meka-Ama, Oto-Gbene, Atanba, and Okerenkoko-Gbene who feared “imminent humanitarian and environmental disaster” in absence of urgent intervention.

NNPC twisted response
In a vague, twisted response, NNPC in one breathe took responsibility to the extent that the incident was not caused by a third party while also concluding that the impact was such that could not be described as a spill, but a leakage from a product tank forced by a PPMC burst pipeline. NNPC spokesperson, Garba Deen Mohammed in a statement September 8 said, “The incident was not as a result of an attack. It was a mechanical fault that resulted in a burst in one of the tanks. The leakage has since been stopped, the incident has been reported to the relevant agencies, while a proper investigation is ongoing.” Mohammed also stated that immediately the incident occurred, the relevant personnel were mobilized to contain the leakage without any casualty and damage to the environment. Communities’ alarm, anger The communities were infuriated that Mohammed jumped to conclusions and the company took actions without having first put on the know industry regulators, particularly the National Oil Spill Detection and Response Agency, NOSDRA, the Department of Petroleum Resources, DPR among others who have responsibility to lead a Joint Investigation Visit, JIV, before conclusions could be drawn. They were further angered that the corporation’s statement trivialized a “large scale spill” that has ruined surrounding waters which support fishing, their economic mainstay. They consequently petitioned various quarters, including Governor Ifeanyi Okowa, NOSDRA and Minister of State for Petroleum, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu for urgent intervention on the matter. In the joint petition to Kachikwu, dated 20th September through their solicitor, Eldridge Emekawovie, the communities noted that, “Crude oil has been gushing out from the ruptured point especially when pumped through the trunk line. “The crude has spilled into the communities with people suffocating from the gas content contained in the oil.

If urgent steps are not taken to arrest the situation, these communities may be engulfed by massive fire outbreak which may lead to death of innocent people.” The communities further accused NNPC-PPMC, alleged owners of the affected facility of refusing to cooperate with NOSDRA in JIV to ascertain nature of the spill and steps to prevent further spill and damages. In separate letter to the Director General, NOSDRA, the communities demanded that, “PPMC/NNPC be sanctioned for failing to report the spillage to the regulator as required by section 6 of the NOSDRA Act in carry out illegal clean up without the agency’s approval contrary to section 19 of the Act.” “NNPC/PPMC should be fined (N500,000.00) and One million naira (N1,000,000.00) respectively as contained in the NOSDRA Act for everyday of their violation from August 17, 2016 till when they comply with the law to deter other corporate monsters in the oil and gas industry like NNPC/PPMC.” They called on Dr. Kachikwu to prevail on the NNPC/PPMC management to take urgent steps to save their communities’ environment and the people. Eventual JIV hits brick-wall The initial date NOSDRA belatedly got all stakeholders to do a JIV coincided with the burial of late Chief Thomas Ekpemupolo, father of wanted Ex-Militant, Government Ekpemupolo, a.k.a Tompolo and had to be shifted as entire Gbaramatu kingdom including the impacted communities celebrated the community leader in death. When eventually they went for the JIV September 26, the exercise was marred by the team’s failure to locate the exact spill point in the swamps. At the time of filing this report, the new date for a return visit had not been concluded according to Mr. Eric Omare, lawyer and Spokesman to the Ijaw Youth Council who is counsel to the aggrieved communities. NOSDRA’s sealed lips When contacted on the agency’s position and update over the matter, head at NOSDRA’s Zonal Office in Warri, Felicity Nwakwushue, retorted, “Why are you calling me. You press people are the ones who have been talking to the communities’ lawyer. Call Omare, he should give you update. Besides, I cannot just talk to you on phone. Anybody can claim he is Vanguard man, I have to know who I am talking to. Asked to give an appointment for a face to face chat, Nwakwushue added that, “I am not even in a position to talk. If you need NOSDRA’s position, call my Oga at the head office. That’s the normal practice to follow.”

However, Vanguard gathered from the community representatives over the inconclusive JIV that parties agreed that a follow up JIV be conducted while the polluters, NNPC/PPMC take steps to ameliorate the sufferings of the people. Omare in a statement added that, “The communities on that occasion expressed apprehension that they may suffer aggravated danger if further crude is pumped through the affected line and it was agreed with PPMC officials that pumping be suspended until the rupture is identified and repaired. Aggravated spill With the communities still in battle to seek redress on the incident, 12 communities in the same Gbaramatu locality reported spread of crude oil, alleging consequential dangers of gas suffocation to residents and indicating the polluters breach of the earlier agreement. In a recent letter addressed to the Managing Director of the NNPC, the communities jointly stated that, “In the early hours of Friday 30th September, crude oil was discovered gushing out from the ruptured trunkline when NNPC pumped through from the morning of Thursday 29th of September. “At the time of issuing this letter, there is massive spillage of crude oil which is already flowing around all the communities up to Oporoza federated communities, Gama-Zion community and into the Escravos River. “This is the third time this spillage is happening, anytime crude oil is pumped through the trunk line. We once again call on NNPC/PPMC to take far reaching steps to identify the ruptured point, stop further spillage and damage to the communities and also provide relief materials to cushion effect first on the short term.


SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/gbaramatu-oil-spill-communities-battle-polluter-regulators-threat-lives/

Who will use about 100,000 naira to buy chinko phone? Has chinkos too started using juju on Nigerians?

Unnecessary appointment. One jobless woman just got a useless job.

You are right Fayose. But, please whom did Kayode Fayemi contest against when your name was on the ballot? I will tell you, Fayemi contested against The Nigerian Army, The Nigerian Police, Snippers, Goatluck Jonathan and INEC. Your name was just put on the ballot. You cannot deny this because the Soldiers and the Policemen that colluded with INEC and Jonathan to rig your election have all confessed and have been sacked.

What does the party leader JAGABAN say? That is the only thing that matters. Let every other person line up behind Oyegun. One with JAGABAN and almighty God is a majority. Recall when Obasanjo and PDP rigged all elections over the country, only JAGABAN stood with God and he never fell.

I will let Biafrans leave for good. I will however warn them that once they leave, they should never ever beg to come back. Lets see how they transform Biafra to Paris in few months.

Keneking:
Oyegun should respond to Bola and Atiku at this forum publicly. Nonsense.

Ahh! Don't put Oyegun into trouble oooo. Respond to Tinubu publicly? Even Fashola that tried it, he (Fashola) blamed those that pushed him into looking at the Jagaban in the eyes.

Things are hard. The masses are suffering. A bag of rice is up to 22,000 naira in some money loving states. The masses are hungry, even I, myself, I am complaining. The road is rough, the country is in darkness, but I know that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Sai Baba. God bless Bill Gates, God bless Sai Baba, God bless Nigeria.

The dead are guilty as charged. How could they still an Ibo man's money? Ibos can kill their whole generation because of money talk less of mere sales boys and girls. Now that they boss has killed them, let him kuku eat their corpse nah or sell their corpse to human part dealers in Abeokuta and Ibadan to recover his money.

One thing still amuses me, why are people always laughing whenever they are with Sai Baba? I think the man's charm is irresistible. Wailers told us that Sai Baba laughs only once in a year but 95% of his pictures show him and his companions laughing so hard. Even the poor suffering waitress has forgotten her worries and she is laughing and blushing. I am sure when Nnamdi Kanu get the rear privileged of sitting with Sai Baba, he (Nnamdi Kanu) will laugh so much and forget about Biafra. Whom God has blessed, let no Biafran curse, else, they curse their destiny. The country is in a bad recession, things are hard, the masses are suffering, but I know that Sai Baba will take very hard decisions, the road is rough but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

try this in Nigeria and we shall meet again on the judgement day, then you can tell me your side of the story.

Davash222:
That's the spirit.

I pray to have this type of woman as my wife.




When the groom's men are praying with the couple , the bride's 'whatever' are busy taking pictures. Smh

The bolded is to remind you that a men and women go to church for different reasons. Most women go to church to show their new dress, new shoe, new hair style and their one in town car. Men go to church to ask God for more money to buy expensive things for their beloved wives.

honfnj:
I so love GEJ.. He practilises Silence is the best answer to a fool.

Your spelling, your grammar and your lexis say it all. Half education is worse than none.

OP, Buhari also touched you and you died. You are just yet to be buried. You are a walking corpse.

Church goers will rush here now.


Genesis 17:20, RSV. “As for Ishmael, I have heard you; behold, I will bless him and make him fruitful and multiply him exceedingly; he shall be the father of twelve princes, and I will make him a great nation.”

Yyeske:
Please who are those comparing Ebonyi with Osun, call out their monikers because they need to be caned. Ebonyi is far away ahead of Osun. The only state in the SW that is better than Ebonyi is just Lagos and maybe Ogun. Not even all parts of Ogun, just the Mowe, Agbara, Sango and other areas bordering Lagos.

Then, tell me why you and your generations want to die in the South West? Even when Fashola packed your brothers sleeping on Lagos streets and dumped them on Bridge Head by Upper Iweka in Onitsha, you still smuggled yourself back to the South-West. Some of your charge and bail lawyers even sued the Lagos state government for getting rid of your destitute brothers. Your region is very developed, yet you want to die in the underdeveloped Western region. Now tell me, what is the total number of Yorubas in the five South-Eastern states? Definitely less than the the Ibos in one local government in the South-West.