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Politics › Re: Usman Bugaje Rejects Ambassadorial Nomination by simpleseyi: 8:29am On Oct 25, 2016
Jokerman:
No one wants to work for a schizophrenic crooked failure....

Everything is going bad in Nigeria... no bread, no light.. all because of one dunce using anti-corruption schemes to deceive d gullibe...

Foolish old man..... mtcheeww... werey!
You are very right, Bubu does not share money like Goatluck Jonascam who shared your destiny and that of your children and grandchildren. GEJ shared your future among his gang of looters, so all criminals from the land of the fallen sun love the ineffectual buffoon. Nobody likes Bubu who is re-building the foundation of the battered and raped country.
Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari Weds Gimba Yau kumo (Invitation Letter) by simpleseyi: 8:21am On Oct 25, 2016
A president's daughter becoming wife number 3 or 4 to one useless old money miss road fool.
Politics › Re: Justice Ofili-ajumogobia Wired $900k To Foreign Bank Accounts In Two Years- EFCC by simpleseyi: 8:19am On Oct 25, 2016
GEJ forgot to list this woman's account balances in foreign banks as one of his achievement. I think GEJ forgot this.
Politics › Re: My Era Experienced Unprecedented Growth - GEJ by simpleseyi:
GEJ is very right, his era witnessed unprecedented growth in the number of local governments controlled by Boko Haram, number of people in IPD camps, number of kidnapped citizens, unprecedented growth in the account balances of FFK, Fayose, Bode George, Peter Odilli, Bafarawa account balance increased by 4.3 billion naira for spiritual purposes, Reuben Abati got some millions to fight Aso Rock demons, Sambo Dasuki forgot 170 million naira in the hand of Isa Jagar, even Mama Piss account increased by over 31 million dollars but which was kept in her maids,drivers and gardeners' accounts.

Also during your unfortunate reign, the number of jets in the presidential fleet experienced unprecedented growth from 6 to 10 or 11. That is a great achievement to you thief. However, Bubu has put up two of the jets for sale and given another two to the Nigerian Airforce.
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke Hands Over Crown Amid Sex Video Scandal (Video, Pics) by simpleseyi: 11:40am On Oct 24, 2016
Nma27:
That sextspe was shot before she got the crown so I seriously don't get why she had to give it up. .. The hypocrisy in this country is stifling
One silent olosho supporting one of their own.
Politics › Re: New Look Of Bama, A City That Was Once Taken Over By Boko Haram (photos) by simpleseyi: 8:28am On Oct 24, 2016
Onijagidijagan:
Thank God to chadian soldiers
If not for Nigerian Army somebody like you would have been killed by Boko Haram, your remaining family members would by now be in IDP camp.
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Okeke's Video Leaks. Miss Anambra 2015 In Scandal by simpleseyi: 4:22pm On Oct 22, 2016
pretydiva:
I will keep on repeating it. 99.9% of beauty queens r wh.ores
Can you mention any name from the 0.1% that you think are not whorres? Okay, I can name some; Rihanna, kim kardashian, Nicki Minaj. Oh! are these even beauty queens? No, they are dicck queens.
Politics › Re: EXPOSE: ASO ROCK Under Evil Spirit - J-berger's Staff, Others Confess by simpleseyi: 4:18pm On Oct 22, 2016
All past presidents that have occupied Aso Rock lost one relation or the other. By God's case Buhari will never lose anyone, if he will lose anything it will be his pen, pencil or notebook, the pen and pencil that I mean are not the biological pen that he uses in the other room. grin grin grin Even the president enemies who disguise as friends will never lose anything, they will all live to see the great Nigeria that Buhari and other well wishers will build for us all. Amen.
Politics › Re: Sagay, Otuedon-Arawore, Egbejule become Warri chiefs by simpleseyi: 2:46pm On Oct 22, 2016
sarrki:
Better prof

Wailers hate him

We love him
Looters too fear him.
Politics › Re: Join The Twitter Campaign #freeffk #buharithetyrant by simpleseyi: 7:12pm On Oct 21, 2016
Please tell FFK to first of all, free our millions. If he does not free our millions, then he shall never be free.
Romance › Re: 6 Revenge Tactics Of Women That Will Benefit Your Behavior In The Future (Photo) by simpleseyi: 3:31pm On Oct 21, 2016
tyokunbo:
Allow you catch her with her lover
When a Nigerian woman wants to hurt you really badly, she can arrange for you to catch her sleeping with another man on the matrimonial bed. This is when the woman has decided to quit the relationship and give you real headache.
80% of women who try this do not live to tell the story.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by simpleseyi: 7:52pm On Oct 20, 2016
YorubaStinks:
[size=15pt] Buhari[/size]

You will never go unpunished
Buhari punished your grandparents and your parents between 1967 and 1970, now he is punishing you. If you continue with your generational stupidity, definitely Buhari's children will still punish your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren.
Romance › Re: Yaay! Help Me Celebrate, My Baby Mamas Will Put To Bed Soon!! by simpleseyi: 7:34pm On Oct 20, 2016
Dont ever mix Osogbo weed with Daura weed, if you do, you will start behaving like a Kanuri lunatic.
Family › Re: Do You Really Love The Person You Married? by simpleseyi: 5:20pm On Oct 20, 2016
inemani:
Capital YES! I love who I'm married to, not when we have Jesus Christ as our Sole, Solid and Family Foundation. We seek the face of God concerning any issue and also try our individual best to make our union work. His parents and mine are married well over 30 years and still together so why can't we?
The same statements Pastor and Pastor (Mrs) Chris Oyakhilome made few years ago. Same same same statements Pastor and Pastor (Mrs) Chris Okotie made few years ago. Lets just continue praying to God to let us remain together whether we love ourselves or not, once you enter the marriage, you don enter am be that, na that time your eyes go clear say Patako na master of Paali.
Politics › Re: List Of Non-career Ambassadorial Nominees Buhari Sent To Senate by simpleseyi: 3:32pm On Oct 20, 2016
Tinubu has three non-carrier ambassadors for Lagos alone. No other state has more than two while some states dont even have any, yet some miscreants from states of the falling sun are wailing and crying that Buhari is fighting Tinubu. Can Buhari try and fight the Jagaban? Dem never born am.
Politics › Re: Who, Among Buhari’s Ministers, Do You Think Should Be Dropped? by simpleseyi: 9:28am On Oct 20, 2016
All ministers from South-South and South-East should be sacked including Chris Ngige, Ogbonaya Onu, Ibe Kachikwu, Osagie Ehanire, Udo Udo Udoma, Anthony Onwuka, Geoffrey Onyema, Okechukwu Enelamah, Heineken Lokpobiri, Usani Uguru. They should also go and be ministers in Nnamdi Kanu's government in Kuje Prison.
Politics › Re: FG Hosts Beneficiaries Of Presidential Amnesty Programs, Showcase Bus Assembled by simpleseyi: 8:39am On Oct 20, 2016
fitzmayowa:
Bros abeg no vex ooo, your english teacher die...cheesy grin cheesy
No, his english teacher is still hale and healthy. The teacher's name is Mama Piss Sheppopo Diaris Godu oooo a.k.a. I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Dances With A Goat Strapped On Her Back (Pics, Video) by simpleseyi: 4:24pm On Oct 19, 2016
tunnyl:
Exactly. Most people dont know this. You shouldnt watch every video that you see online.
So, juju fit catch person online? My brother, someone like you will be scared of staying in the room when the lights are off.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Vs Model: Who Wore The Cape Dress Better? by simpleseyi: 8:23am On Oct 19, 2016
My alluring first lady Mrs Aisha "the other room" Buhari is being compared to an international model while our ex-first lady Mama Piss is being compared to a female hippopotamus and called Sheppopo. Some haters like me even called Mama Piss a bag of beans. What a tale of two first ladies?
Politics › EFCC Recovers Billion Of Looted Fund From Politicians, Fraudsters Read More At: by simpleseyi(op): 9:14pm On Oct 18, 2016
KANO – The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, North West Zone has recovered over 1OO billion naira and U$ 622,2OO.OO dollars from politicians and fraudsters. Similarly, 8 houses, 9 plots of land, 3 trucks and a car were among properties recovered over the last 10 months in the zone that comprises of Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kebbi, Sokoto and Katsina states. The North West Zonal commander of the anti-graft agency, Mr. Nnaghe Obono Itam at a quarterly media briefing said ‘’the command also in the period under review; recorded 214 cases, 24 undergoing prosecution and 23 convictions secured.

’’ It’s stated that part of the total sums of money recovered includes; investigation into complaint about diversion and fraudulent schemes involving the distribution of petroleum products during the last crisis in the country as directed by the EFCC chairman, Ibrahim Mangu, in June this year. In his words ‘’ Our investigation into the cyclical, Bridging and retail schemes yielded a refund of N54, 393, 1O6. 143.OO billion naira to government by credit marketers who collected the products, sold them but refused to remit the monies.

’’ The local anti graft czar disclosed that the commission is also focusing on the tackling of fraud related to tax revenues within the business community in Kano. It’s said ‘’the effort has recovered millions of naira for the Federal Inland Revenue and are partnering to ensure value is derived by government through appropriate collection of taxes, rates and royalties.’’ He said the commission in the course of analysis discovered that corruption in the management of the private sector is even greater than the public sector citing ongoing court cases in the Asset Management commission of Nigeria as well as the banking institution as example.

He said the current momentum of the agency’s success is being sustained by the commission’s chairman, whose passion has redefined operations and triggered a heightened momentum of activities that have recorded arrests, prosecution and recoveries that are unparallel in the history of the commission. Itam said ‘’On daily basis, hitherto ‘untouchables’ sacred cows in the country and beyond are being investigated and some are being prosecuted’’. . He further stated that the agency has engaged some proactive measures to reduce corruption in the society; some of which are the NYSC integrity Club and essay competition going on among schools.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/efcc-recovers-billion-looted-fund-politicians-fraudsters/
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Gov. Fayose Donates Bus To Private School Owners by simpleseyi: 8:47pm On Oct 18, 2016
Using tax payers money to buy buses for shylock private school owners. These private schools charge very exorbitant fees, yet government is using my money, sorry I mean Ekiti people's money, your money and our oyel money to buy buses for the money loving school business men and women.

The thunder that will strike some people has travelled with Mrs Aisha "the other room" Buhari to acquire German juju.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari In N1.2million Cape Dress (Photo) by simpleseyi: 7:51pm On Oct 18, 2016
She got the money from imPatience Mama Piss. Recall that Mama Piss has over $31 million in Skye Bank, so Mama Piss just gave Aisha "other room" Buhari few millions to buy better cloth.

For those of you that are expecting our dearest Mrs Aisha "other room" Buhari to be wearing rags, na your fathers and mothers go dey wear rag.
Politics › Re: DSS Raid: Judges Plan Mass Resignation by simpleseyi: 11:30am On Oct 16, 2016
Wait oo, I thought all Nigerian judges have resigned en mass a since Goatluck Jonascam lost the errection, sorry I mean election. If not, can anyone here mention one corruption case the useless judges have completed since EFCC started bringing looters to court about one year ago? Even Olisa Metuh that confessed and begged to return his loot, his case is still not completed. Even Alex Badeh, Olusola Amosu and other military chiefs who looted the treasury and have confessed and begged for plea bargain, their case is still uncompleted. Olu Fale also confessed, Jim Nwobodo too confessed e.t.c. yet their cases are still being adjourned everytime by the corrupt judges. Now tell me, what are the judges doing? Let all the judges retire to their houses while the masses use Jungle Justice to deal with the looters including the bribe taking judges. Corrupt Judiciary is worse than Cancer.
Politics › Re: Despite The Joke, President Muhammadu Buhari Loves His Wife by simpleseyi: 11:27am On Oct 16, 2016
Now wailers, please tell me, what has your mothers achieved since they married your fathers?
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Wears Aare Crown For The First Time (photo) by simpleseyi: 11:13am On Oct 16, 2016
HungerBAD:
I dont get you?are you calling Jesus Christ an Illiterate?

Hahn mark my words, you will go to Hell Fire.
That was very wrong of the guy. Calling Jesus names? People no dey fear God again? Meanwhile, how come you know that the guy will be going to hell fire? Are you God's personal assistant or secretary? Do you ever read the part of the bible that says "Thous shall not judge"?
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Reacts To Buhari's Wife In Kitchen Comment With This Photo by simpleseyi: 3:48pm On Oct 15, 2016
Mikel does not have a wife, instead he has a baby mama. Buhari was talking about his legally married wife not a baby mama. So, Mr Mikel, though you are a school drop-out like Buhari, you are very popular like Buhari, you are also rich like Buhari, but your dicck cannot be as big as Buhari's 12 inches sugar cane.
Politics › Re: De-tribalising 'cowardice' : The Difference Between Metuh And Fani-kayode by simpleseyi: 12:23pm On Oct 15, 2016
Hedonistically:
I am a full blooded Igbo man, but the truth is my serum, and I always say my mind.

Olisa Metuh was arrested by Buhari's goons and intimidated - to silence him. It worked. After his ordeal, the spineless fool called Olisa Metuh has been silent like the coward he innately is.
You are wrong, Olisa Metuh has not been silenced. He is still talking. He is begging EFCC that he wants to return 450 million naira which he claimed was money paid for special work done for the ineffectual buffoon. Olisa Metuh has been begging, crying and crawling over the courts, begging that he wants to return his part of the loot. He is not just a coward, he is a nonentity. Thank God for Justice Abang Okon who did not grant Olisa Metuh permission to run away to Oyinbo land like Deizaini Maduekwe.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Kitchen Comment: Ben Murray-Bruce Reacts With Loved Up Photo With Wife by simpleseyi: 11:29am On Oct 15, 2016
So, this is the woman behind and beside the twitter Senator that made him to borrow the poor masses money from Union Bank and refuse to pay up. This Ben Bruce wife is definitely like Mama Piss who pushed her husband back to Otuoke through looting and unguided statements and grammars.
Politics › Re: EFCC Files Fresh Charges Against Fani-kayode by simpleseyi: 11:24am On Oct 15, 2016
veekid:
Why? Because he said BUHARI is under spell and that Buhari needs deliverance; Ohh sorry prayer
Yes, it is the spell which is controlling BUHARI that will make BUHARI to send your gigolo hero FFK to about 5 years imprisonment, you can then go and confront the spell in Kuje Prisons.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Float Development Bank – Buhari by simpleseyi: 11:01am On Oct 15, 2016
DickDastardly:
Maths = F9
U still want float bank? On top water? Illiterate daura dullington grin cheesy
Your PhD holder the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo Mama Piss shared all our oyel money with his gang of looters lead by ATM-Dasuki and the puff-puff cheeked world bank fraudster called Okonjo-Iwealla.
Politics › Re: I Will Not Support My Husband In 2019, Aisha Buhari Blasts Nigerian President by simpleseyi: 3:23pm On Oct 14, 2016
Liability:
Afonja will still vote their master,
Statements like this made Awolowo, Obasanjo and Benjamin Adekunle the black scorpion to use over 3 million stubborn goats like you for pepper soup and goat suya between 1967 and 1970.

Aisha is a woman of good values, she is making sure that her husband does not derail, calling his attention to loopholes she is observing, reminding her husband of the promises he made to the masses unlike our multibillionaire Mama Piss Sheppopo who looted the treasury with her husband and spit of the faces of Nigerians.

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