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Jokerman:You are very right, Bubu does not share money like Goatluck Jonascam who shared your destiny and that of your children and grandchildren. GEJ shared your future among his gang of looters, so all criminals from the land of the fallen sun love the ineffectual buffoon. Nobody likes Bubu who is re-building the foundation of the battered and raped country. |
A president's daughter becoming wife number 3 or 4 to one useless old money miss road fool. |
GEJ forgot to list this woman's account balances in foreign banks as one of his achievement. I think GEJ forgot this. |
GEJ is very right, his era witnessed unprecedented growth in the number of local governments controlled by Boko Haram, number of people in IPD camps, number of kidnapped citizens, unprecedented growth in the account balances of FFK, Fayose, Bode George, Peter Odilli, Bafarawa account balance increased by 4.3 billion naira for spiritual purposes, Reuben Abati got some millions to fight Aso Rock demons, Sambo Dasuki forgot 170 million naira in the hand of Isa Jagar, even Mama Piss account increased by over 31 million dollars but which was kept in her maids,drivers and gardeners' accounts. Also during your unfortunate reign, the number of jets in the presidential fleet experienced unprecedented growth from 6 to 10 or 11. That is a great achievement to you thief. However, Bubu has put up two of the jets for sale and given another two to the Nigerian Airforce. |
Nma27:One silent olosho supporting one of their own. |
Onijagidijagan:If not for Nigerian Army somebody like you would have been killed by Boko Haram, your remaining family members would by now be in IDP camp. |
pretydiva:Can you mention any name from the 0.1% that you think are not whorres? Okay, I can name some; Rihanna, kim kardashian, Nicki Minaj. Oh! are these even beauty queens? No, they are dicck queens. |
All past presidents that have occupied Aso Rock lost one relation or the other. By God's case Buhari will never lose anyone, if he will lose anything it will be his pen, pencil or notebook, the pen and pencil that I mean are not the biological pen that he uses in the other room. Even the president enemies who disguise as friends will never lose anything, they will all live to see the great Nigeria that Buhari and other well wishers will build for us all. Amen. |
sarrki:Looters too fear him. |
Please tell FFK to first of all, free our millions. If he does not free our millions, then he shall never be free. |
tyokunbo:80% of women who try this do not live to tell the story. |
YorubaStinks:Buhari punished your grandparents and your parents between 1967 and 1970, now he is punishing you. If you continue with your generational stupidity, definitely Buhari's children will still punish your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren. |
Dont ever mix Osogbo weed with Daura weed, if you do, you will start behaving like a Kanuri lunatic. |
inemani:The same statements Pastor and Pastor (Mrs) Chris Oyakhilome made few years ago. Same same same statements Pastor and Pastor (Mrs) Chris Okotie made few years ago. Lets just continue praying to God to let us remain together whether we love ourselves or not, once you enter the marriage, you don enter am be that, na that time your eyes go clear say Patako na master of Paali. |
Tinubu has three non-carrier ambassadors for Lagos alone. No other state has more than two while some states dont even have any, yet some miscreants from states of the falling sun are wailing and crying that Buhari is fighting Tinubu. Can Buhari try and fight the Jagaban? Dem never born am. |
All ministers from South-South and South-East should be sacked including Chris Ngige, Ogbonaya Onu, Ibe Kachikwu, Osagie Ehanire, Udo Udo Udoma, Anthony Onwuka, Geoffrey Onyema, Okechukwu Enelamah, Heineken Lokpobiri, Usani Uguru. They should also go and be ministers in Nnamdi Kanu's government in Kuje Prison. |
fitzmayowa:No, his english teacher is still hale and healthy. The teacher's name is Mama Piss Sheppopo Diaris Godu oooo a.k.a. I will rather kill myself than commit suicide. |
tunnyl:So, juju fit catch person online? My brother, someone like you will be scared of staying in the room when the lights are off. |
My alluring first lady Mrs Aisha "the other room" Buhari is being compared to an international model while our ex-first lady Mama Piss is being compared to a female hippopotamus and called Sheppopo. Some haters like me even called Mama Piss a bag of beans. What a tale of two first ladies? |
KANO – The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, North West Zone has recovered over 1OO billion naira and U$ 622,2OO.OO dollars from politicians and fraudsters. Similarly, 8 houses, 9 plots of land, 3 trucks and a car were among properties recovered over the last 10 months in the zone that comprises of Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Kebbi, Sokoto and Katsina states. The North West Zonal commander of the anti-graft agency, Mr. Nnaghe Obono Itam at a quarterly media briefing said ‘’the command also in the period under review; recorded 214 cases, 24 undergoing prosecution and 23 convictions secured. ’’ It’s stated that part of the total sums of money recovered includes; investigation into complaint about diversion and fraudulent schemes involving the distribution of petroleum products during the last crisis in the country as directed by the EFCC chairman, Ibrahim Mangu, in June this year. In his words ‘’ Our investigation into the cyclical, Bridging and retail schemes yielded a refund of N54, 393, 1O6. 143.OO billion naira to government by credit marketers who collected the products, sold them but refused to remit the monies. ’’ The local anti graft czar disclosed that the commission is also focusing on the tackling of fraud related to tax revenues within the business community in Kano. It’s said ‘’the effort has recovered millions of naira for the Federal Inland Revenue and are partnering to ensure value is derived by government through appropriate collection of taxes, rates and royalties.’’ He said the commission in the course of analysis discovered that corruption in the management of the private sector is even greater than the public sector citing ongoing court cases in the Asset Management commission of Nigeria as well as the banking institution as example. He said the current momentum of the agency’s success is being sustained by the commission’s chairman, whose passion has redefined operations and triggered a heightened momentum of activities that have recorded arrests, prosecution and recoveries that are unparallel in the history of the commission. Itam said ‘’On daily basis, hitherto ‘untouchables’ sacred cows in the country and beyond are being investigated and some are being prosecuted’’. . He further stated that the agency has engaged some proactive measures to reduce corruption in the society; some of which are the NYSC integrity Club and essay competition going on among schools. Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/efcc-recovers-billion-looted-fund-politicians-fraudsters/ |
Using tax payers money to buy buses for shylock private school owners. These private schools charge very exorbitant fees, yet government is using my money, sorry I mean Ekiti people's money, your money and our oyel money to buy buses for the money loving school business men and women. The thunder that will strike some people has travelled with Mrs Aisha "the other room" Buhari to acquire German juju. |
She got the money from imPatience Mama Piss. Recall that Mama Piss has over $31 million in Skye Bank, so Mama Piss just gave Aisha "other room" Buhari few millions to buy better cloth. For those of you that are expecting our dearest Mrs Aisha "other room" Buhari to be wearing rags, na your fathers and mothers go dey wear rag. |
Wait oo, I thought all Nigerian judges have resigned en mass a since Goatluck Jonascam lost the errection, sorry I mean election. If not, can anyone here mention one corruption case the useless judges have completed since EFCC started bringing looters to court about one year ago? Even Olisa Metuh that confessed and begged to return his loot, his case is still not completed. Even Alex Badeh, Olusola Amosu and other military chiefs who looted the treasury and have confessed and begged for plea bargain, their case is still uncompleted. Olu Fale also confessed, Jim Nwobodo too confessed e.t.c. yet their cases are still being adjourned everytime by the corrupt judges. Now tell me, what are the judges doing? Let all the judges retire to their houses while the masses use Jungle Justice to deal with the looters including the bribe taking judges. Corrupt Judiciary is worse than Cancer. |
Now wailers, please tell me, what has your mothers achieved since they married your fathers? |
HungerBAD:That was very wrong of the guy. Calling Jesus names? People no dey fear God again? Meanwhile, how come you know that the guy will be going to hell fire? Are you God's personal assistant or secretary? Do you ever read the part of the bible that says "Thous shall not judge"? |
Mikel does not have a wife, instead he has a baby mama. Buhari was talking about his legally married wife not a baby mama. So, Mr Mikel, though you are a school drop-out like Buhari, you are very popular like Buhari, you are also rich like Buhari, but your dicck cannot be as big as Buhari's 12 inches sugar cane. |
Hedonistically:You are wrong, Olisa Metuh has not been silenced. He is still talking. He is begging EFCC that he wants to return 450 million naira which he claimed was money paid for special work done for the ineffectual buffoon. Olisa Metuh has been begging, crying and crawling over the courts, begging that he wants to return his part of the loot. He is not just a coward, he is a nonentity. Thank God for Justice Abang Okon who did not grant Olisa Metuh permission to run away to Oyinbo land like Deizaini Maduekwe. |
So, this is the woman behind and beside the twitter Senator that made him to borrow the poor masses money from Union Bank and refuse to pay up. This Ben Bruce wife is definitely like Mama Piss who pushed her husband back to Otuoke through looting and unguided statements and grammars. |
veekid:Yes, it is the spell which is controlling BUHARI that will make BUHARI to send your gigolo hero FFK to about 5 years imprisonment, you can then go and confront the spell in Kuje Prisons. |
DickDastardly:Your PhD holder the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo Mama Piss shared all our oyel money with his gang of looters lead by ATM-Dasuki and the puff-puff cheeked world bank fraudster called Okonjo-Iwealla. |
Liability:Statements like this made Awolowo, Obasanjo and Benjamin Adekunle the black scorpion to use over 3 million stubborn goats like you for pepper soup and goat suya between 1967 and 1970. Aisha is a woman of good values, she is making sure that her husband does not derail, calling his attention to loopholes she is observing, reminding her husband of the promises he made to the masses unlike our multibillionaire Mama Piss Sheppopo who looted the treasury with her husband and spit of the faces of Nigerians. |
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