₦airaland Forum

nuelzy:
laura ikeji comes to mind....



i mean. this is her sharp opposite...

You mouth bad sha.

Balkan:
There must be trace of Igbo blood in those intelligent ladies. Quote me anywhere

Take 10mg of Tribamizine capsules, it cures tribalism. If we say that you Ibos are too tribal bias, you will start calling us names just because we eat amala and ewedu and also drink palm oil a lot.

prettythicksme:
SU wife she is still a virgin tho.

Yes, the wife is still a virgin just like my grandmother.

OBAFEMIawolowo:
When workers are been owed backlog of salaries in osun, Oyo and IMO

Bayelsa is richer than the three states you mentioned, yet the government is owing more than 6 months. what do you say to that?

AkumahTalk:
When I got my first proper job, a Pastor (family friend) coincidentally visited a couple of days before the final job interview (I had been praying and believing God for - even made commitments/vows in church). He asked what I was up to and I briefed him, so he said a short prayer. Exactly a month after I had resumed, he called me and asked for my first fruit. I told him [size=14pt]"OK Uncle, I'll call you back...................."[/size]

Very heartless son of the biitch. He asked for your first salary. Did he expect you to starve for the second month, or still be asking your parents for transport money to office? Heartless vulture.

No, he did not spend recklessly, instead he shared recklessly. He gave Obanikoro 4.3 billion naira just for Ekiti election. He gave Olu Fale 100 million naira just to support him. He gave Bafarawa 4.3 billion naira for spiritual purpose. He gave Jim Nwobodo 100 million naira for election even when Nwobodo does not work in INEC. He gave ex-convict Bode George 100 million naira to try and rig election in South West. Northern Elders Forum too got several hundreds of millions to bribe almajaris to vote for him. He gave Olisah Mentuh 450 million naira for doing nothing, the idiotic Olisa Metuh used the money to buy house in plantain soory, I mean banana island. He gave Peter Odili 100 million naira for election manipulation. He gave FFK our gigolo brother 840 million naira for lies and lies on Buhari. He gave Ray,on Dokpesi 2.1 billion naira for propaganda. Several Chiefs of Naval, Chiefs of Airforce, Chiefs of Army, even Chief of Boy' Scout shared several billions. Even our beloved mother in Christ, High Chief imPatience Mama Piss has 31 million dollars in one bank. The kist is endless. Yet some nonentities still wonder why Buhari has not turned Nigeria to America and France combined in less than 2 years.

NAFDAC appointment letters to fake drug manufacturers? Nigeria is finished. These are the same crooks who manufacture fake drugs. Never, ever buy drugs from the South-East if you don't want to die unexpectedly. Fake drug manufacturers have just been employed by NAFDAC. Now I know that NAFDAC died with Dora Akunyili.

Any Toyota car for one million naira including delivery to my house in Lagos? I need to make some decisions in time.

Any Toyota car for one million naira including delivery to my house in Lagos? I need to make some decisions in time.

Can our dear mother and philanthropist Patience Mama Piss kindly borrow the Bayelsa State government few millions out of the $31 million dollars in her accounts in Skye Bank? She can keep the remaining billions she has in other banks in Nigeria and abroad. We shall all be very very grateful Thank you our mother in Christ, Mama Piss for coming to our aid. We love you.

sarrki:
Leader of the SS & SE politics

I hail you sire

Pls don't forget the rails from calabar to port Harcourt

From port hacour to onitsha, from Ibadan to lagos &

from lagos to calabar

Forget about the Lagos to Calabar railine, South-East and South-South Senators and HOR members already removed it from the budget. We shall go on with the Lagos to Kano line. When you get your Biafra, you can construct the Onitsha to Calabar line, no need of crossing to the South-West because we dont want drug pushers and ritualists in our region.

cowardSeun:
Just see where Islam has landed these young guys

You hate Islam, yet you people want to die in Islamic nations. You all cannot but go to Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, Turkey, UAE e.t.c. Did any of this nations beg you to come with your garbage to pollute their nation?

OgbonnaUbani:
See the Yoruba slave pastor trying to fit in

Please where does the original Ibo pastors fit? the fit perfectly well in Kuje prison together with their lord Nnamdi Kanu.

Bayelsa State Governor, Mr. Seriake Dickson, has maintained that the state government cannot pay its workers full salaries because of dwindling revenue.

The governor stated this during a meeting with members of the Bayelsa Elders Forum in Yenagoa, a statement from the state’s Ministry of Information and Orientation, indicated on Saturday.

Dickson urged the elders to prevail on the civil servants from their different localities to accept the ongoing payment pattern.

The government had been paying workers in the state 50 per cent salaries since February 2016.

The statement quoted the governor as saying, “In the area of public service, I appeal to the elders to be part of the discussions by engaging civil servants from their localities to accept the ongoing payment pattern as government at this point cannot pay full salaries.

“Some of the major challenges our government is facing is dwindling revenue and security. We call for collaboration to ensure law and order in all the local government areas in the state.”

Also, Dickson paid glowing tribute to elders and founding fathers of the state who fought and persistently agitated for the creation of Bayelsa in 1996.

Noting that the state was not where it should be, he nevertheless said it was not where it used to be.

Meanwhile, the state government has said activities of the militant group, Niger Delta Avengers, shrank the state’s revenue.

The government said during a monthly transparency briefing in Yenagoa on Friday that the group’s activities had reduced the oil revenue accruable to the state from N3bn in July, 2016 to N1bn in August, 2016.

The Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State, Rear Admiral John Jonah (retd.), declared a deficit of N1.9bn during the briefing.

Jonah, who announced a gross inflow of N8.7bn, said N1.4bn was spent on bank loans, N2.1bn on civil servants’ salaries and capital payment of N3.2bn.

He said the recurrent payment was N1.4bn, while that of political appointees salaries gulped N472m, bringing the total outflow to N8.9bn.



SOURCE: http://punchng.com/bayelsa-cant-pay-full-salaries-now-says-dickson/

Akkotto:
This will definitely end buhari reign

So you people are still beating your chest? I love your arrogance and your determination to perish.

Pavarottii:
Happy Independence Sir.

God bless you and your family.

Stop deceiving yourself. His family members have been dying mysteriously. Jonathan's half brother died mysteriously, Jonathan's uncle died mysteriously. Mama Piss has been spending more time in hospital bed abroad than in her house. Mama Piss foster mother too died in a ghastly motor accident. Stop deceiving yourself thinking that God is not angry with the way Jonathan lead Nigeria into recession by sharing our treasury among his gang of looters. All those that have a hand in the current sorry state of this nation right from independence up till date SHALL KNOW NO PEACE either the persons are northerners, westerners, easterners, south-southerners or even foreigners.

Election is still being collated, stop spreading rumour. Anyway, there is no way PDP can win this election.

chimere66:
Tank 13 was gutted by fire in 1997, while the floating roofs of tanks 11,12 & 22 collapsed in 2001 in addition to excessive base leakages.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/nnpc-gmd-dr-baru-commissions.html

Since 1997 and 2001 when the tanks went out of use, the PDP government could not fix it. The people's general has done what the PDP could not do for 16 years.

krissconnect:
*BREAKING NEWS!!!*The Federal Government of Nigeria under the leadership of General Muhammadu Buhari, APC, The Senate and National House of Assembly hereby announces to all Graduates, Undergraduates, University and Polytechnic Students, and Applicants that today is Tuesday 27th September 2016 and that tomorrow will be Wednesday 28th September, 2016.*Thank you for reading. You can now go back to what u were doing.

This guy just snapped a mad man. Now say that in Yoruba language.

deantimes:
The National Economic Council, chaired by the Vice President and made up of the Governors of the 36 States and the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, had last week resolved that some of the country’s assets be sold to tackle the present economic recession.


The move was also supported by the President of the Senate, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki.


It was first mooted by billionaire businessman, Aliko Dangote.



http://www.socialtimesng.com/2016/09/you-cant-sell-nigerias-national-assets-senate-tells-fg/


Lalasticlala, mynd44

The Senate is saying that both the thieving Senate President and the greedy Aliko Dangote are drunk and stupid. I support them on this.

Can you all see now why Buhari will still win the 2019 elections? This Kano governor just like most governors in the country has done nothing to ameliorate the condition of the poor masses, yet the foolish masses are on the street welcoming from Saudi Arabia where the old fool has gone to spend government money.

So, you PDP wailers thinking that you can get Buhari out, better go and do juju to get him out.

transfer101:
[size=28pt]Can't Nigeria just do money ritual?[/size]



Just asking

Very patriotic Nigerian. May the gods of our land bless you in the life thereafter. Please when are you donating yourself for the money ritual sacrifice? If we can get a lady also from your family it will be wonderful. By so doing we can do both Dollars Money Rituals and Pounds Money Rituals. Remember that money rituals only produce one currency type at a time. May the gods of our land bless you as you donate yourself and your sister for Nigeria to do Money Rituals and move out of recession to development.

Intellect20:
Nigeria? No. Biaffra? Yes

Then why has she not visited Biafra? Please post pinshure of her visit to the erosion ravaged Biafra.

okwyee:
I laugh in English, buhari ehn, just sell this country as a whole... when we were warning them about change, dem no allow us hear word, issorite... $1~N1000 by the time he'll spend 2 years in office..
rice N40,000 by December, I can't wait to see the yeye face my sai baba people will be carrying about... mtcheww

Was it Buhari that sold NEPA?
Was it Buhari that sold NITEL?
Was it Buhari that sold Nigerian Airways?
Was it Buhari that sold Niger Insurance?
Was it Buhari that sol Nigeria Re-insurance?
Was it Buhari that sold Eleme Petrochemical Coy?

Was it Buhari that sol your Destiny?


Did the poor man ever get anything from the National Assets? The looting political elites keep making money from the National Assets and keep sharing the money among themselves. So, how does it concerns me whether they sell, rent or lease the so called National Assets?

Koto Orun by Late Alhaji Ajileye or Arelu by Jimoh Aliu Theatre Group

Russia is bleeding cash at an alarming rate.

After almost two years in recession, the country's rainy day fund has shrunk to just $32.2 billion this month, according to the Russian Finance Ministry. It was $91.7 billion in September 2014, just before oil prices started to collapse.
And it's getting worse. Analysts expect the fund will shrink to just $15 billion by the end of this year and dry up completely soon after that.
"At the current rate, the fund would be depleted in mid-2017, perhaps a few months later," Ondrej Schneider, chief economist at the Institute of International Finance, wrote in a note this week. The government's reserve fund is designed to cover shortfalls in the national budget at times of low oil and gas revenues.

Russia's 2016 budget is based on the assumption the country would be able to sell its oil for $50 per barrel.
But the average oil price in the first eight months of the year was less than $43 per barrel. Oil now makes up just 37% of all government revenues, compared to roughly 50% just two years ago. The government will reveal next year's budget after a parliamentary election this weekend.

Related: Russia's economy has been in recession for 18 months : http://money.cnn.com/2016/08/11/news/economy/russia-economy-recession-six-quarters/?iid=EL

This slump means the government is having to tap the rainy day fund again and again. The government indicated that once the reserves are depleted, it may have to turn to its welfare fund. Kremlin says the welfare fund has over $70 billion in it. The fund is not intended to cover budget shortfalls, but rather to finance future pensions and large-scale investment projects.

Schneider said the assets in the fund are less liquid, so it might even be technically impossible for the government to withdraw from it aggressively. Russia's central bank cut interest rates on Friday, to 10% from 10.50%, in a further attempt to kick start the economy.
The central bank still has $395 billion in international reserves, down from $524 billion in October 2013. The bank burned through more than $140 billion in foreign currency reserves between 2014 and 2015, trying to defend the ruble from collapsing. The strategy didn't work and the bank slowly abandoned it. The ruble dropped to the lowest ever in January, when it was trading at 82 rubles per U.S. dollar. It is now trading at 65 rubles per dollar.

The slump in oil prices has hit Russia at the time it was already suffering because of economic sanctions imposed by Western countries over its role in the crisis in Ukraine. They've cut off Russia's most important companies from European financing, banned imports of certain products and froze funds of key officials. Russia retaliated by imposing import restrictions on European food products. That caused a headache to European farmers, but also pushed Russian inflation to double digit levels.

SOURCE: http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/16/news/economy/russia-cash-reserves-depleted/index.html

OBAFEMIawolowo:
If you think the southeasterner didn't vote you, why are you collecting tax withouy given them dividend of democracy? If southeast cannot get good roads, then they should stop paying tax.

Marginalization should also include tax collection

You should be telling Jonathan this. He collected tax from you people for 6 good years and shared it with his gang of looters; but the only thing he offered you was just map of 2nd Niger bridge that remains only on paper.

konkacid:
I got married last year at 26, used to work for an oil servicing firm, about 5'11" and dress well on the average.

On many occasions, while with my wife, I see signals from small girls and big girls too, and I mean it's real. Most times, I tell my wife when these happen and she tells me they are lies.

Should I walk up to one in her presence to prove my point or just let sleeping dog lie?

Another prospective cheat caught blue-handed. After proving to her that girls are eyeing you, you then go ahead to prove to her that girls are already fvccking you by bring home HIV/AIDS and other STDs.

henrydadon:
this lasema..seem to be very effective..

should i thank fashola or ambode for this wonderful organisation?

Thank Jagaban for bringing us these two great leaders. Afterall somebody brought Theodora Orji, someone also brought Ebele Jonathan.

HtwoOw:
Shoo , na fight ?

No be fight jare, nah transferred aggression. Boys are not smiling.

Durbaubal682:
Hello every one, how are you?

Hello somebody, everyone here is fine but we are not sure of you.

Women can bring out the beast in even Angel Gabriel, if you cannot ignore women's mad attitudes, better not be married. This man deserves just 7 years imprisonment for assault.

Now, nobody will ask what the woman did, if you ask, you will be labelled a woman beater; but I am sure that no man will wake up from bed or just finish eating and start beating his beloved wife.