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TrueSenator:You too are definitely an armed or unarmed robber. Very soon, very very soon, you will be caught and paraded like this. |
mile12crises:Check you B.P. the way it is rising, you will NOT to live to see Buhari's second time when Nigeria shall be flowing with milk and honey. |
South South miscreants are suffering most that is why they migrated to the South West to steal, rape, kill and destroy but the security forces will send them all to their early graves. |
Doghari:I am a proud Yoruba Muslim and a life supporter of the peopel's genral Buhari the nightmare of the flaat heads I have always been blessed. Kindly note that your forefathers are cursed, your grandfathers are cursed, you are cursed, your children are cursed and your generations yet unborn are cursed. |
obontami:I want to show your big dicck to our beloved Toolz for evaluation. |
obontami:Kindly post pictures of your dicck at rest position and in active position so that Toolz can examine and evaluate it to see if it's big enough for her fat ass. |
LesbianBoy:Tinubu's boy - Babaunde Fashola is Minister for Works, Power and Housing. Tinubu's boy - Babatunde Fowler is head of FIRS which is currently the highest revenue earner for the country. Tinubu's boy - Ben Akabueze is the DG - Budget Office. Tinubu's girl -Abike Dabiri - is Senior Special Assistant on Diaspora. The list is endless and you still don't know that Tinubu is the unofficial president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. You need a brain reset. |
MakeWeTalk:This your prophesy shall come to past. Come 2019, no member of your family go remain. Amen. |
Please I need clarification. Are these women saying that Edo women are not prostitutes or that Edo women are proud professional prostitutes who are to be praised and emulated? |
Paperwhite:2 Kings 7 1 Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the Lord; Thus saith the Lord, To morrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria. 2 Then a lord on whose hand the king leaned answered the man of God, and said, Behold, if the Lord would make windows in heaven, might this thing be? And he said, Behold, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof. . . . . 15 And they went after them unto Jordan: and, lo, all the way was full of garments and vessels, which the Syrians had cast away in their haste. And the messengers returned, and told the king. 16 And the people went out, and spoiled the tents of the Syrians. So a measure of fine flour was sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, according to the word of the Lord. 17 And the king appointed the lord on whose hand he leaned to have the charge of the gate: and the people trode upon him in the gate, and he died, as the man of God had said, who spake when the king came down to him. |
StephanieLuv:Yes, we shall bring him to prison where he belongs.. His wife Mama Piss just went to court to claim ownership of about $20 million naira in Skye Bank, we don't know how much she has in other banks in Nigeria and abroad. We shall get her and put her where she actually belongs - Kirikiri Prisons. |
tellwisdom:Nairalanders, I love you too much . See as somebody carry another person matter for head like person wey dey sell Gala and LaCasera for Apapa-Oshodi expressway holdup. My brethren, leave this girl matter, go carry your own matter, no be this girl say make bag of rice 20,000 naira. |
kettykin:A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot read. Educated children of hate and anger who do not read are worse than almajaris who cannot read. Go over the paragraphs which I have quoted and tell me if you do deserve the school certificates that you are holding. The honourable minister was telling Niger Deltans that Agriculture is the future of the region and not oil and militancy, so they should start their future now by going into farming, yet you useless fools are crying and wailing your future away, later you will say the North and the South West have snatched your future from you. |
drss2:Save your strength because you will still cry for many years. 2019, Buhari is winning again, we either win fairly or we rig it. After 2023, Osinbajo will rule for 8 years till 2031. After that the presidency will go to the North again for another 8 years till 2039. After 2039, the presidency will return to the South, then, the West, East and South-South will slug it out. So, happy wailing. The ineffectual buffoon and his gang of thieves ran the economy aground and you idiots children of hate and anger are crying and wailing while imPatience Jonathan just sued EFCC for freezing are accounts in Skye Bank which have $31 million and $5 million while you cannot even afford a bag of rice. Is the money from her saving out of her salary as the president's wife? |
chemicalDisease:Yes, we need to perfect how to rig the Edo elections. Winners and losers are determined by rigging capability and strategy. APC must win next Edo election fairly or unfairly. PDP rigged the last Ekiti elections, the participants have confessed, so APC must rig all elections including the 2019 presidential elections. Take it or leave it. |
Until they paint all their houses in Biafran color, I wont take them serious. |
DabuIIIT:Please bring your parents out, lets see how they look and what they have achieved all their years. |
lovat:What apron does your parents wear? |
wheredemdey:Even Emeka Agbari-Ojukwu, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Chinu Achebe together with your lord Nnamdi Kanu and yourgod amadioha can never get 40% from Buhari the people's general. |
EFCC better beg imPatience Mama Piss because if she comes to the court to defend herself, even the judge will not be able to handle the English grammar and structures. I think it is better that the EFCC chairman kills himself than commit suicide. |
handie:Imaging Jonathan and his gang of looters stealing the entitlement of dead PHCN staff to buy property. That is the money that the deceased wife and children are supposed to use to continue their life after the death of the breadwinner. The looters in government want the deceased family to turn to beggars and street boys. The spirit of the deceased will fight them to a stand still. All those that looted Nigeria at one time or the other shall not know peace even if her name is Mama Piss, be it APC or PDP, be it Goatluck Jonathan, imPatience Jonathan, Tinubu, Amaechi, Bode George, ATM-Dasuki, Obasanjo, IBB. Even if my family member embezzle government money, make god of thunder, god of iron, goddess of river, amadioha and other evil spirits destroy them. |
No one will snatch the award from the drunk ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo Mama Piss except you want to kill yourself instead of committing suicide. The current economic recession is the result of the 6 wasted years of looting and economic rape promoted by the Otuoke fisherman and the puff-puff cheeked world bank voodoo economist called Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla. |
Jarizod:She is not bleaching, she is just multi-colored like the Abeokuta's adire (kampala) clothes. |
Rednaxelot:It is so easy to fight terrorism, yet your lord and saviour the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo could not even step in Borno State while he was unfortunately the C-in-C. It took America and the world world several years to get Osama bin Laden. So, keep shut and relax, the new Sherif in town will get the girls. All those who ran away from the homes when Jonathan sponsored and promoted Boko Haram are now returning to their father's ancestral homes and schools that were closed for several years are opening. |
slyxavi:It is better than to be walking nakked on the streets in the name of freedom. Girls' dressing at Christ Embassy churches is worse than in the night clubs. |
The country is in economic recession. Things are very hard in the country. Prices of everything have gone up. Salaries are exhausted before the middle of the month. People are hungry and angry. The situation is pathetic. There is poverty in the land. When we had plenty, the looters refused to save for the rainy days by diversifying our economy, now we are really suffering. You and I curse the looters everyday because we did not get our share of the loot, if we did, I am sure we shall all be happy in looting. But, I know that hard decisions will be taken by the current government, the masses will complain more bitterly, but in no distance future, between now and the end of 2017, Nigeria will rise again. Our diversification into solid minerals and agriculture would yield abundant wealth and food for everyone. We shall see the results of today's actions. There is light at the end of the tunnel. #IStandWithBuhari |
HRich:But the makeup is still better than Late Stella Obasanjo, Titi Abubakar and Mama Piss patience Jonathan's horror makeups. |
coolkris:Just like your brain is crashing further. |
O.P. unfortunately, you are using your sense. Wailers don't have any sense and can't use any. They argue without facts but on emotions. |
Splashme:Watch your blood pressure, you may die of heart attack soon. |
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