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Crime › Re: 'One Chance' Syndicate Caught In Rivers (Photos) by simpleseyi: 5:49pm On Sep 14, 2016
TrueSenator:
This is absolute lawlessness and abuse of Human Rightsangry angry angry angry angry angry Must you naked the lady angry angry angry angry angry Ok...why naked only the lady angry angry angry angry angry angry
This PMB administration is gradually introducing public disregard for human rights angry angry angry angry angry Atleast not from the law enforcement officers like Police angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

Where are the HUMAN RIGHT LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry cry cry cry Take up this case and make a decent name for yourself cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Click 'Like' if you agree with me
You too are definitely an armed or unarmed robber. Very soon, very very soon, you will be caught and paraded like this.
Politics › Re: May Thunder Strike Buhari Insha'allah Amin by simpleseyi: 3:16pm On Sep 14, 2016
mile12crises:
May sango with it's ferocious thunder strike and rip off that dangling pendulum between Buhari's legs.

Imagine the eediot shaking Obama's hand with the same filthy hands he used to defile Aisha when she was a toddler
Check you B.P. the way it is rising, you will NOT to live to see Buhari's second time when Nigeria shall be flowing with milk and honey.
Politics › Re: Which Region Is Suffering More From This Recession by simpleseyi: 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2016
South South miscreants are suffering most that is why they migrated to the South West to steal, rape, kill and destroy but the security forces will send them all to their early graves.
Politics › Re: Have You Released Kabiru Sokoto? - HURIWA To Buhari by simpleseyi: 9:20pm On Sep 12, 2016
Doghari:
May it never be well with any non-muslim who support Islamo-fascist tyrant called Doghari. Afonja muslims are cursed already, they are unsalvagable, infact they can slaughter their fellow yoruba who are christians for Buhari as it stands now. grin
I am a proud Yoruba Muslim and a life supporter of the peopel's genral Buhari the nightmare of the flaat heads I have always been blessed. Kindly note that your forefathers are cursed, your grandfathers are cursed, you are cursed, your children are cursed and your generations yet unborn are cursed.
Celebrities › Re: Toolz's Outfit To DJ Xclusive's All-white Party...you Like? by simpleseyi: 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2016
obontami:
guy u be gay why u won see my prick angry
I want to show your big dicck to our beloved Toolz for evaluation.
Celebrities › Re: Toolz's Outfit To DJ Xclusive's All-white Party...you Like? by simpleseyi: 8:39pm On Sep 12, 2016
obontami:
this girl never carry belle ni

Abeg do make we come chop rice jare grin

MODIFIED

That tunde guy I no think say e go sabi fccck this girl wella toolz needs a man with big dick like me to help put her pusssy where it truly belongs

#fact angry
Kindly post pictures of your dicck at rest position and in active position so that Toolz can examine and evaluate it to see if it's big enough for her fat ass.
Politics › Re: Presidential Aides Bicker Over Buhari, Tinubu Feud - Daily Independent by simpleseyi:
LesbianBoy:
This news just made my day! Click LIKE if it also made your day cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Tinubu's boy - Babaunde Fashola is Minister for Works, Power and Housing. Tinubu's boy - Babatunde Fowler is head of FIRS which is currently the highest revenue earner for the country. Tinubu's boy - Ben Akabueze is the DG - Budget Office. Tinubu's girl -Abike Dabiri - is Senior Special Assistant on Diaspora. The list is endless and you still don't know that Tinubu is the unofficial president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. You need a brain reset.
Agriculture › Re: I Lost N3million In My Farm To The Flood In Ondo State by simpleseyi: 8:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
MakeWeTalk:
Under Buhari na die Nija dey oh!

Come 2019, nobody go remain!
This your prophesy shall come to past. Come 2019, no member of your family go remain. Amen.
Politics › Re: Prostitution: Women Demand Apology From Betty Obaseki by simpleseyi: 10:29am On Sep 12, 2016
Please I need clarification. Are these women saying that Edo women are not prostitutes or that Edo women are proud professional prostitutes who are to be praised and emulated?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will See True Change By 2018 – Vice President Osinbajo by simpleseyi: 11:01pm On Sep 11, 2016
Paperwhite:
This pastor is really a big fooooooooooool! Karma have punished all APC members with a mouth to lie & unguarded utterances.The Minister of State for Agriculture just drop a bombshell on the price of rice skyrocketing to #50000 before Dec.with no definitive government plan on how to succor the effect on the masses.Now this slowpoke is no more telling us that "Change begins with me"anymore but that we'll see true change in 2018,confirming that we've truly been seeing fake change all along.Well you have God & Nigerians to contend with in 2019.
2 Kings 7

1 Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the Lord; Thus saith the Lord, To morrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria.

2 Then a lord on whose hand the king leaned answered the man of God, and said, Behold, if the Lord would make windows in heaven, might this thing be? And he said, Behold, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof.

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15 And they went after them unto Jordan: and, lo, all the way was full of garments and vessels, which the Syrians had cast away in their haste. And the messengers returned, and told the king.

16 And the people went out, and spoiled the tents of the Syrians. So a measure of fine flour was sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, according to the word of the Lord.

17 And the king appointed the lord on whose hand he leaned to have the charge of the gate: and the people trode upon him in the gate, and he died, as the man of God had said, who spake when the king came down to him.
Education › Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by simpleseyi: 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2016
StephanieLuv:
[size=20pt]#BRING_BACK_OUR_JONATHAN[/size]
Yes, we shall bring him to prison where he belongs.. His wife Mama Piss just went to court to claim ownership of about $20 million naira in Skye Bank, we don't know how much she has in other banks in Nigeria and abroad. We shall get her and put her where she actually belongs - Kirikiri Prisons.
Romance › Re: My Supermarket Boyfriend Has Turned To Something Else (help) by simpleseyi: 9:16pm On Sep 11, 2016
tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls are very foolish and dull. If he had refused you all these assistance, would you have come here to say "he's very nice"?? You scored him nice because he was able to help you financially and physically. I no blame you, na the eddiot wey leave him mama for village dey take care of a total stranger i go blame...Onye ara jati jati undecided
Nairalanders, I love you too much grin grin grin . See as somebody carry another person matter for head like person wey dey sell Gala and LaCasera for Apapa-Oshodi expressway holdup. My brethren, leave this girl matter, go carry your own matter, no be this girl say make bag of rice 20,000 naira.
Food › Re: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December - Minister Of State For Agriculture by simpleseyi: 8:51pm On Sep 11, 2016
kettykin:
Lokpobiri said , “For your information, we spend about $22bn a year importing food into Nigeria. We know how many more dollars … and that is why you see the price of rice going up.

“Price of rice was N12,000 some months ago, but it is now about N26,000 and if we don’t start producing, by December it could be N40,000.

“Rice matures in three months. So, this is a wake up call for Bayelsa people to take the four farms we have seriously. The federal government has four farms in the state in our records. The average land you see in Bayelsa can grow rice, so the colonial masters were not wrong in their assessment when they said Niger Delta could feed not only Nigeria but the entire West Africa sub-region.

“Unfortunately, agriculture till today, is not a priority of the Niger Delta as far as the state governments are concerned because of oil.”

http://punchng.com/nigeria-spends-22bn-food-importation-minister/
A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot read. Educated children of hate and anger who do not read are worse than almajaris who cannot read.

Go over the paragraphs which I have quoted and tell me if you do deserve the school certificates that you are holding. The honourable minister was telling Niger Deltans that Agriculture is the future of the region and not oil and militancy, so they should start their future now by going into farming, yet you useless fools are crying and wailing your future away, later you will say the North and the South West have snatched your future from you.
Politics › Re: Economic Recession: Economic Team In Disarray by simpleseyi: 11:26am On Sep 11, 2016
drss2:
confusion like dis can only happen wen somebody like his royal certificateless dullardness, buari dullard is in pawa.
GEJ's govt is miles ahead of buari dullard. buari is practicing dead ancient policies on nigeria. if una dey wait for buari to ovahaul his daura economic team den una go wait till eternity becos e no go eva happen. nigerians ar still blind to see dat d dullard regards competent economist like soludo, pat utomi as kworopt.
Save your strength because you will still cry for many years. 2019, Buhari is winning again, we either win fairly or we rig it. After 2023, Osinbajo will rule for 8 years till 2031. After that the presidency will go to the North again for another 8 years till 2039. After 2039, the presidency will return to the South, then, the West, East and South-South will slug it out. So, happy wailing.

The ineffectual buffoon and his gang of thieves ran the economy aground and you idiots children of hate and anger are crying and wailing while imPatience Jonathan just sued EFCC for freezing are accounts in Skye Bank which have $31 million and $5 million while you cannot even afford a bag of rice. Is the money from her saving out of her salary as the president's wife?
Politics › Re: Buhari, APC Governors Held Emergency Meeting by simpleseyi: 11:17am On Sep 11, 2016
chemicalDisease:
Just how to rig Edo election.

But God pass them.
Yes, we need to perfect how to rig the Edo elections. Winners and losers are determined by rigging capability and strategy. APC must win next Edo election fairly or unfairly. PDP rigged the last Ekiti elections, the participants have confessed, so APC must rig all elections including the 2019 presidential elections. Take it or leave it.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Aba Residents Paint Biafra All Over The Streets by simpleseyi: 11:12am On Sep 11, 2016
Until they paint all their houses in Biafran color, I wont take them serious.
Politics › Re: Nigeria In A State Of Mini Civil War - Military Ops In All 6 Geopolitical Zones. by simpleseyi: 11:08am On Sep 11, 2016
DabuIIIT:
That a bloody country,a zoo nation that consumes its own people..a nation headed by a khaki minded democratic and dogharious nepa bill degree wielding tyrant and despot... A nation consisting of gullible zoogerians and mumurians and zombies,hungry and smilling citizens,all,not forgetting the highly sophisticated brown roof republicans,on empty stomach and with one mumbling zombieic tone chanting pssyyy baaab a!!!!!!!


Now,nobody can publicly air his/her grievances without risking being shot in the head..not even that thick mould,used and dumped,ezekweSILLY.
undecided

wo,2nd beat,jare...


Simple question: under which of the above operation LIBYAN abi BOKO HARAM fulani herdsmen fall into?
Please bring your parents out, lets see how they look and what they have achieved all their years.
Politics › Re: APC Mega Rally: How Oshiomhole Shamed Buhari by simpleseyi: 11:07am On Sep 11, 2016
lovat:
Oshiomole is a disgrace while buhari wears disgrace apron everywhere he goes
What apron does your parents wear?
Politics › Re: $550million Abacha Loot: Mr Nnaka, US-based Lawyer Insists On 40% As Legal Fees by simpleseyi: 10:56am On Sep 11, 2016
wheredemdey:
Chaiii

See money oooo

I trust this igbo man... Nigeria must pay him for his services.... After all the dull man is being paid for being dull... Same with his senile myriad of incompetent ministers.

Show no mercy to the Nigerian govt... Thank goodness the case is in America where things work... I prefer the American government takes the entire money than for the sillllly mundane overtly incompetent Nigerian govt headed by the mega inborn factory fitted colossal dull man to deny this igboman of his rightful 40%
Even Emeka Agbari-Ojukwu, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Chinu Achebe together with your lord Nnamdi Kanu and yourgod amadioha can never get 40% from Buhari the people's general.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Sues EFCC For N200m by simpleseyi: 10:47am On Sep 11, 2016
EFCC better beg imPatience Mama Piss because if she comes to the court to defend herself, even the judge will not be able to handle the English grammar and structures. I think it is better that the EFCC chairman kills himself than commit suicide.
Politics › Re: How Strange Gift Of N585m House Landed Jonathan’s Chief Of Staff In Trouble by simpleseyi: 10:39am On Sep 11, 2016
handie:
Erstwhile Chief of Staff to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Brig. Gen. Jones Oladehinde Arogbofa (rted), would have probably stayed out of trouble today with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) but for a rather strange gift, The Nation can now reveal.

Some public officers dipped their hands into the national purse and stole N27, 188,232,208.20 and then proceeded to purchase a N585million house which they presented to him as a gift. The money was the benefits of deceased staff of the defunct Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN). The deal has now blown into the open with the EFCC taking Arogbofa into custody. He was subsequently quizzed following which he agreed to refund about N150million of the terminal benefits which was traced to the property purchased for him.

It was learnt that the anti-graft agency has also grilled a former Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Power who played a role in the diversion of the cash. More heads may roll in government on the diversion of the funds. Informed sources said those who looted the dead workers benefits decided to involve top government officials in the deal to cover up their tracks.


http://thenationonlineng.net/strange-gift-n585m-house-landed-jonathans-chief-staff-trouble/
Imaging Jonathan and his gang of looters stealing the entitlement of dead PHCN staff to buy property. That is the money that the deceased wife and children are supposed to use to continue their life after the death of the breadwinner. The looters in government want the deceased family to turn to beggars and street boys.

The spirit of the deceased will fight them to a stand still. All those that looted Nigeria at one time or the other shall not know peace even if her name is Mama Piss, be it APC or PDP, be it Goatluck Jonathan, imPatience Jonathan, Tinubu, Amaechi, Bode George, ATM-Dasuki, Obasanjo, IBB. Even if my family member embezzle government money, make god of thunder, god of iron, goddess of river, amadioha and other evil spirits destroy them.
Politics › Re: Will Buhari Become Africa's Worst President Of All Times? by simpleseyi: 10:11pm On Sep 10, 2016
No one will snatch the award from the drunk ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo Mama Piss except you want to kill yourself instead of committing suicide. The current economic recession is the result of the 6 wasted years of looting and economic rape promoted by the Otuoke fisherman and the puff-puff cheeked world bank voodoo economist called Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla.
Celebrities › Re: Mide Funmi-martins Stuns In Bedroom Pictures by simpleseyi: 12:44pm On Sep 10, 2016
Jarizod:
[color=#679267]her knuckles and fingers tho huh

YELLOW FEVER -- U DEY BLEACH OH U DEY BLEACH..

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She is not bleaching, she is just multi-colored like the Abeokuta's adire (kampala) clothes.
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Tinubu With BBOG Placard by simpleseyi: 12:42pm On Sep 10, 2016
Rednaxelot:
They've been in power for close to one and half years now, why haven't they brought back the girls?
It is so easy to fight terrorism, yet your lord and saviour the ineffectual buffoon husband of the cantankerous sheppopo could not even step in Borno State while he was unfortunately the C-in-C. It took America and the world world several years to get Osama bin Laden. So, keep shut and relax, the new Sherif in town will get the girls. All those who ran away from the homes when Jonathan sponsored and promoted Boko Haram are now returning to their father's ancestral homes and schools that were closed for several years are opening.
Politics › Re: Alhassan Empowers 10,000 Women In Borno by simpleseyi: 7:04pm On Sep 09, 2016
slyxavi:
They are all covered with hypocrisy in the name of hijiab
It is better than to be walking nakked on the streets in the name of freedom. Girls' dressing at Christ Embassy churches is worse than in the night clubs.
Politics › Re: Buhari Must Go (#buharimustgo ) by simpleseyi: 4:52pm On Sep 09, 2016
The country is in economic recession. Things are very hard in the country. Prices of everything have gone up. Salaries are exhausted before the middle of the month. People are hungry and angry. The situation is pathetic. There is poverty in the land. When we had plenty, the looters refused to save for the rainy days by diversifying our economy, now we are really suffering. You and I curse the looters everyday because we did not get our share of the loot, if we did, I am sure we shall all be happy in looting. But, I know that hard decisions will be taken by the current government, the masses will complain more bitterly, but in no distance future, between now and the end of 2017, Nigeria will rise again. Our diversification into solid minerals and agriculture would yield abundant wealth and food for everyone. We shall see the results of today's actions. There is light at the end of the tunnel. #IStandWithBuhari
Politics › Re: Aliyu Giwa Weds Oyinkan Affinnih (Photos) by simpleseyi: 8:21am On Sep 09, 2016
HRich:
Whoever that did that makeup to that Lady must have hated her since she was born
But the makeup is still better than Late Stella Obasanjo, Titi Abubakar and Mama Piss patience Jonathan's horror makeups.
Politics › Re: Predict What Will Happen In Nigeria by simpleseyi: 2:25pm On Sep 08, 2016
coolkris:
I predict that Naira will crash further
Just like your brain is crashing further.
Politics › Re: Counter It With Facts If You Have Any ! by simpleseyi: 12:05pm On Sep 08, 2016
O.P. unfortunately, you are using your sense. Wailers don't have any sense and can't use any. They argue without facts but on emotions.
Politics › Re: Gloria Izonfo, New NPC Commissioner From Bayelsa by simpleseyi: 10:18am On Sep 08, 2016
Splashme:
[size=13pt]Thanks to the Nigerian Senate for making effort
to put the excesses of this Nigerias most ethno-religious
bigot President in check.

Worst President ever to rule Nigeria
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Watch your blood pressure, you may die of heart attack soon.

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