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Culture › Re: I Just Find Out That I Am ,, by simpleseyi: 6:12am On Jun 16, 2011
Stop taking cheap and expired drugs either hard or soft.
I prefer al-majari begging for alms on the streets to you.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Toyota Corola For 1.4m @olanrewaju 08026771839,08068312890 by simpleseyi: 4:47pm On Jun 15, 2011
I have 1.1M sir.
Autos › Re: 2004 Toyota Corolla by simpleseyi: 6:02am On Jun 14, 2011
how much is this baby?
Autos › Re: **PRE-ORDERING FROM THE USA AT REAL TIME BIDDING . by simpleseyi: 6:40pm On Jun 10, 2011
Please how much will it cost me to get a Nissan Pathfinder SUV 2001 or 2002 or 2003 fabric interior to my door step? Also, how much do I need to pay upfront and how long will it take for the car to get to my house?
If you have pictures already, please mail coollooky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: 2002 Highlander Limited*PICTUREs ON NIJA SOIL, LIVE*Pre-ordered By Cool Me Of Nl by simpleseyi: 6:32am On Jun 09, 2011
please how much can I get a 2002 Highlander Limited preferable with fabric interior. Please this is urgent.
Autos › Re: I Buy Damaged & Faulty Vehicles by simpleseyi: 5:39pm On Jun 08, 2011
A mad BRT driver hit my car in March. The engine should still be OK but the body has gone back to the manufacturers. I have mailed you using my yahoo address - coollooky@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: 03 Honda Pilot by simpleseyi: 6:47am On Jun 06, 2011
1.2M cash down sir.
Autos › Re: Scrap Cars by simpleseyi: 6:41am On Jun 06, 2011
Does anyone knows who can help me sell this scrap for a 10% commission? Thanks all
Autos › Re: Scrap Cars by simpleseyi: 6:36am On Jun 06, 2011
Don't worry, I will rather leave the scrap to rust and decompose than sell for 20k. Good bye and GOD bless you.
Autos › Re: 2004 Mitsubishi Endeavor Awd Leather Just Arrived From USA by simpleseyi: 6:31am On Jun 02, 2011
How much naira equivalent will get this car to my house including clearing and shipping?
Autos › Re: Scrap Cars by simpleseyi: 5:06pm On Jun 01, 2011
Here is another picture of the same car

Autos › Re: Scrap Cars by simpleseyi: 5:03pm On Jun 01, 2011
A mad BRT driver hit my car 2 months ago. The car is beyond repair. The engine should be intact. How much can you pay for it? It is attached.

Autos › Re: Toyota Avalon 2001 (american Spec) For Sale by simpleseyi: 6:03am On May 27, 2011
Please send pictures of body, engine and interior to coollooky@yahoo.com
Romance › Re: What Shld I Do? by simpleseyi: 6:38am On May 25, 2011
GOD made it happen so that you will not end up marrying a cheat. I AM HAPPY FOR YOU.
Now, Mr. Right is waiting for you somewhere, just be patient, he will come around.
Romance › Re: Could This Be True Love? by simpleseyi: 6:30am On May 25, 2011
Owaiking, you want to start cheating?
Happy cheating.
But be prepared for the consequencies.
Don't come back to nairaland to weep when you spouse drags you to the divorce court or sends assassines after your cheating partner.
Romance › Re: She Sleeps On Anoda Guy's Bed! by simpleseyi: 6:26am On May 25, 2011
Let me start by telling you that I am happily married. In my journey from teenage to maraige i dated more than 500 girls and slept with at leat 350 of them before I quit. So, I am experience enough to advice on this subject.

This lady is taking you for a fool. She has been sleeping with the guy and if you are not careful, she give get pregnant for the guy if she is not already pregnant and force the pregnancy on you, that means you have a bastard as first born (God forbids). What is happening is the NYSC sexcapades. That is why I will forever say that NYSC should continue forever despite the killings so ladies and guys can continue having the one-year no-string attached intimacy.

My guy, I am sorry to say that you are a MUMU. Your girlfriend is cheating and informing you, then she is not sinning because she is letting you know that she is s.e.xing another dude.
Family › Re: My Husband's Attitude Will Make Me Kill Him One Day by simpleseyi: 7:13am On May 23, 2011
have you forgotten "TILL DEATH DO US PATH"
Divorce is a sin.
Pray for him, call him and have a deep discussion with him. Let him know that he is making you sad. Remind him that he promised before and during wedding to make you happy forever.
Finally, turn him to a small god and worship him, since that sems to be what he wants. Anything he says or do, just say "yes sir", "sorry sir", "forgive me sir".
If you can manage to try this for just a week, I am sure he will call you and apologise, except if he is not human.
Romance › Re: Advantages Of Polygamy? by simpleseyi:
I HATE RELIGIOUS BIGOTS.

Obasanjo - Xtian - many wives
Atiku Abubakar - Muslim - many wives
IBB - Muslim - one wife
Buhari - Muslim - one wife
Fashola - Muslim - one christian wife
Tinubu - Muslim - one Diconess (RCCG) wife
My father - Muslim - one wife
Me - Muslim - one born again christian wife; my wife goes to church while i go to mosque. We are the happiest couple on earth.
Nairaland General › Re: Vote For Me People. by simpleseyi: 4:23pm On May 18, 2011
You have my vote!
Romance › Re: I Don't Know How To Tell Her That My Pastor Said We Shld Stop The Relationship by simpleseyi: 4:59pm On May 12, 2011
I sincerely advice the lady not to marry you. At the age of 36 you are still taking girsls' names to spiritualist, that is why you are still single. I doubt if you don't patronise babalawo.
Romance › Re: My Cousin Ex Boy Friend Wants To Date Me. by simpleseyi: 4:53pm On May 12, 2011
M M M what is your problem na? All your reactions has been very harsh. I will soon cage you now.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Muslim Singles, Seaerching And Married This Is For You by simpleseyi: 4:51pm On May 12, 2011
I am a muslim and I am here. M M M take your time b4 I cage you.
Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Catholic Guy As A Pentecostal Lady by simpleseyi: 5:18pm On May 11, 2011
I am a muslim and my wife is a christian. She goes to her church and I go to my mosque. Saying that we are a happy couple is an understatement. Everyday we wake up and thank GOD for bringing us together. The bible says
"do not be unequally yoked with an unbeliever", is a catholic also an unbeliever? Someone like you who is not comfortable with the catholic doctrine, what will you say about Islamic doctorine?


GOD is definately not happy that we are dividing ourselves along religious, ethnic , racial lines. I feel sad for this also. GOD is love.

Many have married fellow church members and are divorced today.

My advice, find someone to marry from your church if that will make you happy and watch out for this guy in years to come if he is not happier.
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by simpleseyi: 7:01pm On May 05, 2011
I am not on FB. I don't have a FB account. The reasons are obvious, but I know that I am also missing some things. That is the price I pay for not joining the crowd.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help Me Out Pls! by simpleseyi: 7:00pm On May 05, 2011
Joo007,

In your very first post you are shouting about puxxy. You should have at least present yourself better. Anyway, welcome to the mad house.
Autos › Re: 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo Fully Loaded With 74 Miles by simpleseyi: 6:08am On May 04, 2011
If you can send the pix to my box, I will help you reduce the size considerably and resend to you. my email is coollooky@yahoo.com.
Autos › Re: 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo Fully Loaded With 74 Miles by simpleseyi: 7:44pm On May 03, 2011
How much will it cost to get the car to my garrage? Including shipping and clearing. My email is coollooky@yahoo.com.
Romance › Re: Please Advice Am In Love With A Moslem And He Has Proposed by simpleseyi: 4:30pm On Apr 29, 2011
I go to the mosque while my wife goes to the church. Occassionally, I drive her to the church. Every morning, she wakes me up for morning devotion, when I feel like, I join her, sometimes, I tell her to let me sleep and just pray for me. However, I don't invite her to the mosque, religion and salvation is a personal thing. We are very happy together. Some of her/my friends (both christians and moslems) who are married to people of same religion still tell us about their marital problems. We are so grateful to GOD for bringing us together. GOD is truly one.
Romance › Re: As A Christian Can You Marry A Moslem by simpleseyi: 6:23am On Apr 28, 2011
I am a yoruba muslim and my wife is a born-again christian ( not a church goer) and I am very sure that we are happier than most couples of same religion. Please note that we muslims are not begging to marry you christians because there is no statistics that shows that christians make better wives. I know that even when you meet a christian, you will say that he does not attend your denomination. One of my friend's wife was suspended from her church because she married from another denomination.

For you those of you that say that the bible says that you should not dwell with unbelievers please state the chapter and verse that says that muslims are unbelievers. An unbeliever is someone who believes that there is no GOD, if you have any other opinion about this please state explicitly. Pastors Chris Okotie's former wife was and is still a christian, but today, they are divorced. Many couples of same religion have divorced over the years. Meanwhile, if a muslim offers you a good job with good pay you will not reget it and say that the bible says that you should not dwell with unbelievers.

Talking about your children, what of if you bring them up as christians and they become adults and convert to islam or ethiests, what will you do? GOD is in control of our lives and destiny, HE knows our end from our beginning. Hand over everything to GOD.

Do you ever wonder how GOD feels seeing HIS children divided over religion? It is the same way you will feel seeing your children fighting over what ought to unit them.

GOODLUCK

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