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Hello gacha,

Are you a Gambian? I am a Nigerian but I was in Gambia for about 45 days and I really really enjoyed my stay. Gambia is such a wonderful peaceful place. It's just that there is not too much money as in Nigeria.

I am very much interested, please post pictures for all to see.

GOD siad love your neighbour as yourself, but i am afraid that i HATE religious bigots. Christians discriminating against christians. Why must she leave her church for your church? Why can't you two go to different churches and if you are sure that you worship the same God why not go to her church.

Well, I am a muslim and my lovely wife is a christian. We wedded at her church and my strong muslim parents and siblings were all there. We are very very happy together. She goes to her church while I go to the mosque, occassionally when I feel like, I drive her to her church.

We are very grateful to God for bringing us together. So, you can choose religion over your happiness.

Goodluck but not Jonathan, so best of luck.

Dear Poster,

Why do you want to bring her home by force? Did I hear you say that it is because of your child? My friend, has your sperm expired? has doctors told you that you cannot have any child again? My guy, I think you should be happy that she is leaving you. SHE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU. this is the type of women that bring boyfriends to their matrimonial home and bed. You do not realise how GOD has been good to you, GOD has forced her to show you her true color.

PLEASE LOOK FOR A RESPONSIBLE WOMAN and let her do anything she likes with the child. You can always have many more children. Use your brain and not your heart.

Goodluck but not Jonathan. So, i will say best of luck.

Mr Loverboy,

have youu ever thought of how it will be if after many years of marriage you discovered that all the children are not yours, but for another man somewhere. Your wife will cry and cry for many days, what will you do when the real father come for his children? love with your head and not with your heart. cheaters are killers, they will never ever change. cheaters will always deceive their partner with cry and more cry but they will keep cheating. Mind you, i am happily married but i have seen many things happen.

Any August there? I'm August 3rd

you are sacrifising your integrity for your marriage. maybe you are thinking of what family and friends will say if you call off the marriage. but my guy, how will you feel if a man cames knocking at your door and he says that he is the father of your last child? these family and friends how will they help you then when DNA shows that all your children belong to another man (GOD forbids). think well, make decision with your brain and not with your heart. don't wait until this woman gets poison from her boyfreind and send you to six feet under the soil.

if you are waiting to catch her in the act, then you may have to wait till Jesus comes, because they may even be using your matrimonial bed and all neighbours may already know but none is bold enough to tell you. am not trying to break your home but I detest infidelity and GOD detest infidelity too.

GOODLUCK but not goodluck jonathan.

I DON TIRE OOO
Why is everyone advising this guy to go on and marry a retired or still active PROSTITUTE na?
For me oooo, i no fit marry a retired or active PROSTITUTE. For all of you that believe that everyone has a past you are all very correct, but will anyone of you be comfortable with a retired adult film (s-e-x- film) actress as a wife? My guy if you can handle it go on an marry a retired or active PROSTITUTE. If not, don't let any PROSTITUTE tie you down oooo. I am married and I know what it's entails. Can you trust a retired or still active PROSTITUTE not to sleep with your brothers and friends at the slightest chance? Use your head and not your heart.

Please send pictures to saintlookman@yahoo.com
I am very much interested.

Please send these in-laws out of your house before it is too late. If however you are living in their house (God forbids), you better pack out now now now. The fact that you are jobless does not make you a fool. Please note that you have to be really reallyy rude with some people because they will never take polite corrections.

I am married and my in-laws know that I don't take shit, luckily they are all older than I am as I married the las born of the family. My in-laws tell my wife behind me that I am so so nice but too tough. But I am never ever tough with my wife. I worship her just as she adores me.

I wish you the very best of luck but not goodluck jonathan

Please send these in-laws out of your house before it is too late. If however you are living in their house (God forbids), you better pack out now now now. The fact that you are jobless does not make you a fool. Please note that you have to really reallyy rude with some people because they will never take corrections.

I am married and my in-laws know that I dont take shit, luckily they are all older than I am as I married the las born of the family. My in-laws tell my wife behind me that I am so so nice but too tough.

I wish you best of luck but not goodluck jonathan

NEVER MARRY SOMEONE WHO WILL FORCE HIS FAITH ON YOU. If you think this man will force his faith on you then it is not worth it. Religion should be a personal thing and not a marital issue.

But discrimation on the basis of religion is too bad. I hate religion migots.

Do not be unequally yoked with an un-believer. Who is an un-believer? Did the bible state anywhere that a muslim is an un-believer? To me an un-believer is someone who does not believer that there is God including those that worship idols. The chief Imam of my mosque is married to a christian. Please note that we muslims are not begging to marry you christians. I fyou think that you are too good for us, please let us be.

You all make me sad. How do you think that God feels when He sees us His children dividing ourselves according to religion. Religion is supposed to bring us closer to God but from different perspective but unfortuantely we are drifting further away from God due to religion. It borthers me that worshippers ogun (god of iron in Yoruba land) and sango (god of thunder in Yoruba land) do not discriminate against each other but we that say that we worship God hate each other. I am a Muslim, I went to catholic primary and secondary school, so everyday, i was in the church except saturday. Sunday while coming from the morning Islamic prayers, I stop by at my catholic friend's house and we go to the church together.

You are free to call me names but I know that God is not happy that we are dividing and creating hatred between ourselves in the name of religion. I was telling one of my new born-again RCCG member friends that I went to catholic schools and I was always in the church, he say too bad, he said further that catholics worship idols, another day, I told him that the previous sunday I was in Celestial church with my friend who is a member, my new RCCG friend warned me never to go there again because according to him, Celestial church members do rituals and fetism. I felt sorry for him because he is ignorant. My Anglican uncle married a Jehovah witness and you know what? The wife was suspended from the Jehovah witness' gathering because she married from people of the world. All these christians that discriminate against christians of other sect, what will such christians say about muslims?

I am a muslim as a said earlier and my wife is a christian. I go to the mosque while she goes to the church. Occassionally, I drive her to the church and worship with them. There is no reason why religion should be a factor in marriage or marriage be a factor in religion. If it is religion that should determine marriage why does some christian marriages end in divorce or some muslim marriages end in divorce? GOODLUCK

NEVER EVER PUT UP WITH A CHEAT!

once a cheat, always a cheat. if you make the mistake of marrying a cheat, she will give birth to bastards. she will be sleeping with other men and coming to beg and apologise to you. at the end of the day, God forbids you will find out that all the children she have in your house are actually bastards. WHAT WILL YOUR GRANDMUM & FRIENDS DO OR SAY TO HELP OUT OUT THEN?

Dump the cheat and move on. if you fall into her crying and begging trap, God forbids, the end will not be good.

GOODLUCK but not JONATHAN

ONCE A CHEAT, ALWAYS A CHEAT.
Wheather you believe it or not doesn't really matter . You have been warned by the wise ones and the ones that have not seen to much of what is going on under the sun have also advised you to believe your cheating girlfriend.
Girls have NEVER ever cheated on me. I have dated many bitches who were cheating on themselves but thinking they were cheating on me. NA MY HONEY POT THEM DEY PHUCK? I always ignore cheaters and pretend nothing dey happen.
let me tell you this, whenever you catch a long cheating bitch, she will always come and cry and beg, take her back and in a very short time, you will catch her again.

MY ADVICE:
ONCE A CHEAT, ALWAYS A CHEAT.
Dont trust cheats. I LOVE U and want the best for you as a fellow guy.

My guy,
Have you noticed that all the people that support this your so-called girl are all females. That is how females do, they support themselves even when they are obviously wrong.
Why should you be the person to marry an over-used, tenth-hand girl. I am not an apostle of virginity but for Christ sake, must you marry a prostitute? This is a life-time contract ooo, so think very very well. As for me, I cannot marry a retired or serving prostitue. PERIOD.

ARE YOU ALSO A MECHANIC? if you scan my currently used car and discover faults, can you fix the faults for me? How much will you scan my honda baby boy 98? and where is your workshop?

Dear Poster,

For everyone that has said you should have done something more that you did, you have rebuked them all. I LOVE YOUR COURAGE
I don't know why ladies love being admired, but have you wonder why average looking women get married in good time and remained married almost forever BUT the so called beautiful women hardly find husband and those that find get divorced in short time. BEAUTY KILLS

My fiance is VERY VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL. Even my parents and grandparents talks every time about her beauty. Many people have asked me if I will be able to maintain her but you know what, i selected her from my many beautiful girlfriends.

Several times, many guys have toasted her beside me, she looks bigger than I do and resembles me, so they always think that I am her younger brother. She responds to her toasters very well while I just smile. When they finally ask for her phone number she just says " Please meet my husband, we did family introduction this year 2010, we shall go to registry in January 2011, traditional wedding will take place by end of January while church wedding is February. You are invited". The guys always look surprise and ask me if it is really true. If we have time, we show the guys our introduction pictures on my fiance's phone. Some of these toasters have become my friends BUT not my fiance's friend. I DON'T PLAY WITH MY WIFE. My fiance and I always laugh over this. These toasters embarrasses my fiance, she does not like the attention anymore but I don't complain. BUT NOT ALL MEN CAN TAKE THIS

Men can share anything they have with anyone, their cars, houses, shoes e.t.c BUT NOT THEIR WIVES. That is why in Africa when a married woman commits adultery, she is divorced, even her own parents will be ashamed of her. But when a married man commits adultery even the in-laws will advice the the wife who is their own daughter to forgive and forget.

Learn how to keep yourself away from men looking for ladies to Zap. I was a player. I had more that 1500 girlfriends and Zap more than halve of them, that is approximately 750. You don't have to believe but I have no reason to lie here. Men love to Zap beautiful ladies BUT not to marry them. If you keep yourself for yourself you will not regret it.

If you still love this guy, sit him down, explain situation of things to him and keep yourself for yourself. You can avoid men if you really wants to.

GOODLUCK

My dear friend,

I am a Yoruba boy as you can see from my name. If you take this lady back trully I will swear for you with god of iron, god of thunder and goddess of the river.

This si because if you take her back, then you ae one of those that are encouraging girls to use and dump guys anyhow. it also means that if you find out tha your wife has bastards as children for you, you will still love her while she and her man friend are planning to kill you.

Just pretend to have forgiven her, then make sure you Zap. her at least 50 times, you can do that in 50 days, then tell her that she is a dog and should go to italy and be sleeping with dogs.

God know that i do not do evil, and that i am Godly to an extent, but i will NEVER EVER pray for my enemies. i knwo guys/girls who have died because they were dumped.

DO NOT ENCOURAGE BAD HARBITS BY FORGIVING HER AND MAKING HER AND OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN USE AND DUMP PEOPLE ANYHOW.

The above is very, very true.

I work in a bank where 65% of the staff are women. Most, but NOT ALL of these women know less that one fifth of what the guy know. But the women occupies the high positions.

There is DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MEN in Nigeria Banking Industry. Well, I am enjoying it. Everyday I find it difficult to decide which one of the many unmarried ladies around me will be going to spend the night with me. In the last 2 years, i have slept with 57 female bankers, 19 of whom are older than I in my bank and in other banks around. I am single and happy.

Let the women continue getting all the jobs and keep single.

Hi everyone,

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GOD bless you all.

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My email is coollooky@yahoo.com.

I have IZO-042 dump. I wrote it yesterday 22-06-2010 and scored 100%.
I wrote IZO-007 two weeks ago and also scored 100%.

The dumps are still very much with me. I will be very happy to give anyone that needs them.

My honda baby boy has been behaving crazy.
The steering vibtates continuously.
When I apply the break the vibration increases.
When i put on the AC the vibration becomes scary, it vibrates and makes noise.

9 mechanics have collected money from me at different times from 1,000 naira to 5,000 naira.
I don't feel like giving any mechanic any money again except a mechanic that will do the work and give like 2 weeks guarantee after which payment will be made.

Can you help out?

Please let someoen get this man to the Psychiatrist before it is too late.

Can your wife too bring her old boyfriend home? If yes, then go ahead and bring your old girlfriend home while your wife too bring her old boyfriend to spend the night on your bed.

You are a very very bad person. You want to hurt your wife in order to please your old girlfriend. You will not appreciate peace until you see war.

GOODLUCK

What is engine mount? Is it same as engine seat? I just changed the engine seat. I was broken before I chnaged it. But the problem is deteriorating.

somebody help out.

when by honda baby girl (sorry baby boy) had gear issue last year, I went to toyota spare part area in oshodi, i'm sure my Lagos guys know that place. I priced the complete gear at different palces, the price is between 45,000 and 60,000 naira.
Eventually I did not buy the gear because i met mechanic who repaired the gear. Here is Emeka's number 08034868731, he is a spare part dealer there.

Regards.

Please help me all, my Honda baby boy vibrates and makes a kind of noice whenever i put on the AC. But when i put the AC off, it stops vibrating. Has anyone encountered this? The alignment and wheel balancing are OK.

Can anyone give me the pnoe number number of wheel & tyre at Jibowu, Lagos. Maybe I need to talk to one of the engineers there still on the issue above

Regards.