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OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOeven the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even Dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, she can even choose our honeymoon to be in mars with such amount of money..#povertyfather# |
OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOeven the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, u can even do ur honeymoon in mars with such amount of money |
OCTAVO: Hello guyssince dat of mtn is nt out.. Please i can get like 500 naira data on glo 2 manage till mtn is out.. I will have 2 buy a glo sim nd manage it 4 now till mtn lands abeg.. Cos dat 1500 will be useless when mtn arrives nd glo speed is nt slow but static! |
Octavo sells 1gb for 1,500 for Glo.. He has already booked a space above.. Click his profile |
[quote author=CODE-EATER]Lol...u guys r complaining that its too cheap... The device in question is only 4 days old... Bought it 15k at Guarantee shop,if I say 13k or 14k now,no one will buy it...d thing is I need to money to complete d one I have to buy anoda device before I enta school... E5 and e3 are my targets... But dey r 45k n 35k respectively... As for if it has fault, u will check it urself before payment.... M even having 2nd thoughts abt leaving my 16gb card, I go put back the original 8gb...[/quote]bros no do oh... U said with 16gb oh nd am adding 2k 2 it..yes so lng u agree it is 101% intact.. Hope it is with d stock rom? |
Anyone here saw d Man-U bashing thread on frontpage.. Although am a fan couldn't help laughing too.. The one dat really cracked me up was " be careful when passing through old trafford cos alot of people have been picking u 3pts there recently"..lmao |
odizeey: dnt dull us we nid fight!fight!! Fight!!! Fight!!!! Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!!!lol u can check army barracks, jst give one of them a hot dirty slap, i swear u will get enough of it.. Morning everyone |
OCTAVO: Not out yet, give us a week more pls. Thanks.pls do cos am patiently waiting nd alot of referals awaits you nd am gonna be ur first client on MTN |
Nokia is still d king when it comes 2 hardware, quality,durability,design etc. but i wonder why they never made d switch 2 android.. They would have given even samsung,htc,lg,sony a run for their money |
OCTAVO is d plan 4 mtn out? Cos glo is as fast as a running snail in my area. |
[quote author=CODE-EATER]GIONEE E3...MY NEXT BI*TCH.... BTW...WEEK OLD GIONEE P2 FOR SALE... ROOTED +16GB SDCARD... NOT MUCH ON IT THOUGH(THAT CAN BE ARRANGED)... GIVE AWAY PRICE OFFFFFFFFFF......... WAIT FOR IT....... WAIT FOR IT.................. 10K!!! AM NOT JOKING... CASH AND CARRY... WHATSAPP 07017953879...I STAY IN DELTA..[/quote]if u can guarantee dis baby is 100% working without any issue whatsoever including ba3 nd it will come with pack nd all acessories.. I will pay 12k if only u can attest 2 it been perfectly ok |
[quote author=CODE-EATER]GIONEE E3...MY NEXT BI*TCH.... BTW...WEEK OLD GIONEE P2 FOR SALE... ROOTED +16GB SDCARD... NOT MUCH ON IT THOUGH(THAT CAN BE ARRANGED)... GIVE AWAY PRICE OFFFFFFFFFF......... WAIT FOR IT....... WAIT FOR IT.................. 10K!!! AM NOT JOKING... CASH AND CARRY... WHATSAPP 07017953879...I STAY IN DELTA..[/quote]bro am in Asaba nd interested..but 10k with 16gb card?whats d fault? , |
No frot camera, no flash nd windows os @ 170usd.. Thanks but Nooooh we dnt need it.. I knw rear camera,ba3 will be superb cos dats nokia's major advantage over odas.. But android all d way |
Zellie: https://quickmeme.com/img/b1/b1113e0371b6a58e4fc729b5f54c98d1638b54f1a6ffcd0dfae05f076624c961.jpglol.. Couldnt help but like the pic also 2 make it 5likes.. U must be damn gud @ meme's |
IamTitanium: did he just add Optometry??oops that was a mistake nd i only say wha i knw.. It was 40k for med students nd 30k for odas last 2 session, ask any 200l student 4 confirmation.. I didnt say it will be same.. |
Unseen: Bought my Gionee P2 today at Glaceo Communication Shop Onitsha adjacent to Emeka Offor plaza. Price is 18k , the phone scares die na only one shop I see am and na white colorwtf!, hav jst 16k oh nd damn i dnt like white color, i may jst have 2 wait till nxt week for new shipments. Where is Elijahdre, i will like 2 know when u will have it available |
emasco7: cool...u fit take ova d position of d registralol.. Maybe i should summit my cv 2 Oshodin 4 consideration.. Nd 4 d med students(medlab,anatomy,physiology,nursing nd medical biochem,pharmacy,medicine,optometry) acceptance fee is usually 10k higher dan others.. |
Zellie: [color=crimson]Stale -_-[/color] [img]http://troll.me/images/squidward-stale-face/squidward-stale-face.jpg[/img]yeah, stale but dats how people like u end up being duped due to impatience.. The information is for those who need it nd if u dnt, u can skip nd continue, thanks.. |
Winzor78: tanx. . .um,so state of origin cert aint needed,rite?i forgot 2 add. What u need is lGA origin certificate.. U can get it frm ur lga secretariat in ur state.. For emphasis dnt be in a hurry 2 do anything now.. 2nd semester is still on and session will end beginning of feb.. B4 then uniben will upload clearance details 4 freshers.. If uniben dnt give go ahead..jst chill, dats hw alot of freshers get scammed cos they are always in a hurry.. Nd get prepared 4 the pushing nd queueing allday when physical clearance starts.. Per accomodation, if ur name came out with 1st batch u will be likely be given accomodation in the halls of residence.. But for 2nd nd 3rd, most wont be given.. U will jst hav 2 do hostel clearance if u are given accomodation..then it was 7,500, dnt knw 4 d last session.. U can get off campus hostel mostly in ekosodin( notorious for crimes ) nd BDPA( more expensive hostels ).. |
Ok.. I have been on ghost mode on this thread right frm pre-jamb.. Want 2 clarify some issues.. I was admitted 2011/2012 section med lab.. Did clearance but my neco gce result dat came out a day 2 matric messed things up.. Admitted again dis section med lab.. As per online clearance, i advice u guys should be patient,uniben will upload details pertaining what u should do nd online clearance WILL STILL BE ON UNTIL PHYSICAL CLEARANCE IS OVER.. it wont take u more dan 1hr 2 do it in uniben wen clearance starts if u hav ur documents ready.. What u should hav ready is ur: acceptance letter, guarantor's letter, affidavit of good conduct, affi of non membership of secret cult, waec /neco scratch card, about 20 passport with RED background, jamb admission letter(original)..jamb result print out, waec/neco print out or certificate if it is out.. Will upload d acceptance and guarantor's letter format later..just change names,adress nd course given.. Peace |
2moro is gonna be a memorable day, one nt 2 be 4gotten in a hurry.. After so many yrs of long term relationship with nokia java platform i will finally be saying gudbye 2 her(well nt totally but she will be a second choice)..o! My dear nokia.. Right frm d days of snake games on black nd white 2 present.. Will miss u but i have 2 get a new wife called android.. I will still keep u for emergency cus ur battery never dissapoints.. Waited for a lng time 4 u 2 move on with d winning team(android) but u stubbornly went Bill Gates direction(windows). Well it is nt my fault, i have waited lng enough, nt everyone would have endured this union up till now#letter2mynokia# Ok back 2 business; who has purchased gp2 in emeka offor recently i need 2 know if its available b4 heading 2moro since i can't find it in Asaba.nt even slot has it |
SIMPLIFIED: Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it.pls any doc around should reply. I cant practically here anything with my left ear. I went 2 a patent medicine shop, he poured some liquid into the two ears nd cleaned but still no improvement.. |
Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it. |
eluquenson: Niegria Ethnic groups as at 2013bro where did u get ur stats from?.. |
[quote author=5.00GP]IT'S HAUSA, YORUBA IGBO........ NOT HAUSA IGBO ,YORUBA... HAUSA-FULANI (29%) , YORUBA (21%) IGBO (18%) IJAW (10%)[/quote].. I guess u didnt see "in no particular order" when i said Hausa, Igbo,Yoruba |
We all know that when Nigeria is mentioned, the three major ethnic group are Hausa,Igbo and Yoruba in no particular order.. Even a primary school child knows this.. But which ethnic group can we rightly classify as 4th after these three? |
BLINKISS: grettings to the gurus.finally got this baby.thanks to you guys.the phone is so smooth meeen.now I just need three things:the data plan to use,then rooting,before doing those custom ROM stuff.but first thing first.the data plan.thanks guysguy pls hw much did u purchase urs nd where cos i wanna get dis phone but i have jst 15k presently.. The price @ slot warri was far beyond what i expected.wud be in asaba nxt wk nd am considering emeka offor plaza.. But i need 2 know if i can get it 15k in onitsha. thanks |
pls what is the current price of dis phone, cos i checked slot warri it was 18k nd tecno p5 was 19k5!.. i wonder if it's everywhere? |
Good evening 2 d engineers in d house, pls i have a nokia 3120 classic. It's been having certificate problem.. I cant download any application or game.. I even took it 2 an engineer 2 flash, but after flashing it with phoenix, the problem still persist. Also if i received files via bluetooth.. If its more dan 2 or 3, the files becomes corrupt. |
KnightsTemplar: big-t's command line is o.k, but you should put a space for each handle, e.g from your command prompt type,thanks pal, finally all my files are back.. Pls where do i download nokia 3120 classic driver 4 pc.. I have been trying 2 update the phone software with pc suite but if i connect with cable it shows driver not found |
[quote author=big-t]1. insert your flashdrive into the system 2. Open Cmd 3. Change the directory to your flashdrive directory label, e.g. CD F: 4. Enter attrib-s -h /s /d *.* now your files are back![/quote]pls guys i have tried this severally. It keeps showing not recognized as internal or external command.. Is there space b4 the - nd is it a fullstop or comma after d *? |
[quote author=big-t]1. insert your flashdrive into the system 2. Open Cmd 3. Change the directory to your flashdrive directory label, e.g. CD F: 4. Enter attrib-s -h /s /d *.* now your files are back![/quote]sorry please if i open cmd under run what i have is c:\documents and settings\lizzy> nd blinking cursor, how do i change it 2 d directory of d flash.. Sorry am nt a tech guru |
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... Smh.... Blind man leading blind people