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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 2:46pm On Jan 09, 2014
OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOhuh?
even the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even Dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, she can even choose our honeymoon to be in mars with such amount of money..#povertyfather#
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 2:45pm On Jan 09, 2014
OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOhuh?
even the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, u can even do ur honeymoon in mars with such amount of money
Phone/Internet MarketRe: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by SIMPLIFIED(m): 2:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
OCTAVO: Hello guys wink
since dat of mtn is nt out.. Please i can get like 500 naira data on glo 2 manage till mtn is out.. I will have 2 buy a glo sim nd manage it 4 now till mtn lands abeg.. Cos dat 1500 will be useless when mtn arrives nd glo speed is nt slow but static!
PhonesRe: Which Data Subscription Is Better For Android Phones? by SIMPLIFIED(m): 2:31pm On Jan 09, 2014
Octavo sells 1gb for 1,500 for Glo.. He has already booked a space above.. Click his profile
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:20am On Jan 09, 2014
CODE-EATER:
Lol...u guys r complaining that its too cheap... The device in question is only 4 days old... Bought it 15k at Guarantee shop,if I say 13k or 14k now,no one will buy it...d thing is I need to money to complete d one I have to buy anoda device before I enta school... E5 and e3 are my targets... But dey r 45k n 35k respectively...


As for if it has fault, u will check it urself before payment.... M even having 2nd thoughts abt leaving my 16gb card, I go put back the original 8gb...
bros no do oh... U said with 16gb oh nd am adding 2k 2 it..yes so lng u agree it is 101% intact.. Hope it is with d stock rom?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2014
Anyone here saw d Man-U bashing thread on frontpage.. Although am a fan couldn't help laughing too.. The one dat really cracked me up was " be careful when passing through old trafford cos alot of people have been picking u 3pts there recently"..lmao
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:41am On Jan 09, 2014
odizeey: dnt dull us we nid fight!fight!! Fight!!! Fight!!!! Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!!!
lol u can check army barracks, jst give one of them a hot dirty slap, i swear u will get enough of it.. Morning everyone
Phone/Internet MarketRe: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:37am On Jan 09, 2014
OCTAVO: Not out yet, give us a week more pls. Thanks.
pls do cos am patiently waiting nd alot of referals awaits you nd am gonna be ur first client on MTN
PhonesRe: Nokia Lumia 525. Another Cheap Windows Phone From Nokia by SIMPLIFIED(m): 12:39am On Jan 09, 2014
Nokia is still d king when it comes 2 hardware, quality,durability,design etc. but i wonder why they never made d switch 2 android.. They would have given even samsung,htc,lg,sony a run for their money
Phone/Internet MarketRe: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by SIMPLIFIED(m): 12:34am On Jan 09, 2014
OCTAVO is d plan 4 mtn out? Cos glo is as fast as a running snail in my area.
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 12:27am On Jan 09, 2014
CODE-EATER:
GIONEE E3...MY NEXT BI*TCH....


BTW...WEEK OLD GIONEE P2 FOR SALE... ROOTED +16GB SDCARD... NOT MUCH ON IT THOUGH(THAT CAN BE ARRANGED)...

GIVE AWAY PRICE OFFFFFFFFFF.........



WAIT FOR IT.......
















WAIT FOR IT..................



















10K!!!


AM NOT JOKING... CASH AND CARRY...

WHATSAPP 07017953879...I STAY IN DELTA..
if u can guarantee dis baby is 100% working without any issue whatsoever including ba3 nd it will come with pack nd all acessories.. I will pay 12k if only u can attest 2 it been perfectly ok
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 11:56pm On Jan 08, 2014
CODE-EATER:
GIONEE E3...MY NEXT BI*TCH....


BTW...WEEK OLD GIONEE P2 FOR SALE... ROOTED +16GB SDCARD... NOT MUCH ON IT THOUGH(THAT CAN BE ARRANGED)...

GIVE AWAY PRICE OFFFFFFFFFF.........



WAIT FOR IT.......
















WAIT FOR IT..................



















10K!!!


AM NOT JOKING... CASH AND CARRY...

WHATSAPP 07017953879...I STAY IN DELTA..
bro am in Asaba nd interested..but 10k with 16gb card?whats d fault? ,
PhonesRe: Nokia Lumia 525. Another Cheap Windows Phone From Nokia by SIMPLIFIED(m):
No frot camera, no flash nd windows os @ 170usd.. Thanks but Nooooh we dnt need it.. I knw rear camera,ba3 will be superb cos dats nokia's major advantage over odas.. But android all d way
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 11:20pm On Jan 08, 2014
Zellie: https://quickmeme.com/img/b1/b1113e0371b6a58e4fc729b5f54c98d1638b54f1a6ffcd0dfae05f076624c961.jpg
lol.. Couldnt help but like the pic also 2 make it 5likes.. U must be damn gud @ meme's
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 11:01pm On Jan 08, 2014
IamTitanium: did he just add Optometry?? grin... Smh.... Blind man leading blind people
oops that was a mistake nd i only say wha i knw.. It was 40k for med students nd 30k for odas last 2 session, ask any 200l student 4 confirmation.. I didnt say it will be same..
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
Unseen: Bought my Gionee P2 today at Glaceo Communication Shop Onitsha adjacent to Emeka Offor plaza. Price is 18k , the phone scares die na only one shop I see am and na white color
wtf!, hav jst 16k oh nd damn i dnt like white color, i may jst have 2 wait till nxt week for new shipments. Where is Elijahdre, i will like 2 know when u will have it available
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:36pm On Jan 08, 2014
emasco7: cool...u fit take ova d position of d registra
lol.. Maybe i should summit my cv 2 Oshodin 4 consideration.. Nd 4 d med students(medlab,anatomy,physiology,nursing nd medical biochem,pharmacy,medicine,optometry) acceptance fee is usually 10k higher dan others..
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:08pm On Jan 08, 2014
Zellie: [color=crimson]Stale -_-[/color] [img]http://troll.me/images/squidward-stale-face/squidward-stale-face.jpg[/img]
yeah, stale but dats how people like u end up being duped due to impatience.. The information is for those who need it nd if u dnt, u can skip nd continue, thanks..
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2014
Winzor78: tanx. . .um,so state of origin cert aint needed,rite?
i forgot 2 add. What u need is lGA origin certificate.. U can get it frm ur lga secretariat in ur state.. For emphasis dnt be in a hurry 2 do anything now.. 2nd semester is still on and session will end beginning of feb.. B4 then uniben will upload clearance details 4 freshers.. If uniben dnt give go ahead..jst chill, dats hw alot of freshers get scammed cos they are always in a hurry.. Nd get prepared 4 the pushing nd queueing allday when physical clearance starts.. Per accomodation, if ur name came out with 1st batch u will be likely be given accomodation in the halls of residence.. But for 2nd nd 3rd, most wont be given.. U will jst hav 2 do hostel clearance if u are given accomodation..then it was 7,500, dnt knw 4 d last session.. U can get off campus hostel mostly in ekosodin( notorious for crimes ) nd BDPA( more expensive hostels )..
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:32pm On Jan 08, 2014
Ok.. I have been on ghost mode on this thread right frm pre-jamb.. Want 2 clarify some issues.. I was admitted 2011/2012 section med lab.. Did clearance but my neco gce result dat came out a day 2 matric messed things up.. Admitted again dis section med lab.. As per online clearance, i advice u guys should be patient,uniben will upload details pertaining what u should do nd online clearance WILL STILL BE ON UNTIL PHYSICAL CLEARANCE IS OVER.. it wont take u more dan 1hr 2 do it in uniben wen clearance starts if u hav ur documents ready.. What u should hav ready is ur: acceptance letter, guarantor's letter, affidavit of good conduct, affi of non membership of secret cult, waec /neco scratch card, about 20 passport with RED background, jamb admission letter(original)..jamb result print out, waec/neco print out or certificate if it is out.. Will upload d acceptance and guarantor's letter format later..just change names,adress nd course given.. Peace
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 8:30pm On Jan 08, 2014
2moro is gonna be a memorable day, one nt 2 be 4gotten in a hurry.. After so many yrs of long term relationship with nokia java platform i will finally be saying gudbye 2 her(well nt totally but she will be a second choice)..o! My dear nokia.. Right frm d days of snake games on black nd white 2 present.. Will miss u but i have 2 get a new wife called android.. I will still keep u for emergency cus ur battery never dissapoints.. Waited for a lng time 4 u 2 move on with d winning team(android) but u stubbornly went Bill Gates direction(windows). Well it is nt my fault, i have waited lng enough, nt everyone would have endured this union up till now#letter2mynokia# Ok back 2 business; who has purchased gp2 in emeka offor recently i need 2 know if its available b4 heading 2moro since i can't find it in Asaba.nt even slot has it
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by SIMPLIFIED(m): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
SIMPLIFIED: Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it.
pls any doc around should reply. I cant practically here anything with my left ear. I went 2 a patent medicine shop, he poured some liquid into the two ears nd cleaned but still no improvement..
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by SIMPLIFIED(m): 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2014
Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it.
PoliticsRe: Which Ethnic Group Comes 4th In Nigeria? by SIMPLIFIED(op): 11:49pm On Jan 04, 2014
eluquenson: Niegria Ethnic groups as at 2013
21% Yoruba
21% Hausa
18% Igbo
11% Fulani
7% Efik-Ibibio
4% Kanuri
3% Tiv
3% Edo
2% Ijaw
10% others
bro where did u get ur stats from?..
PoliticsRe: Which Ethnic Group Comes 4th In Nigeria? by SIMPLIFIED(op): 11:37pm On Jan 04, 2014
5.00GP:
IT'S HAUSA, YORUBA IGBO........ NOT HAUSA IGBO ,YORUBA...

HAUSA-FULANI (29%) , YORUBA (21%) IGBO (18%) IJAW (10%)
.. I guess u didnt see "in no particular order" when i said Hausa, Igbo,Yoruba
PoliticsWhich Ethnic Group Comes 4th In Nigeria? by SIMPLIFIED(op): 11:05pm On Jan 04, 2014
We all know that when Nigeria is mentioned, the three major ethnic group are Hausa,Igbo and Yoruba in no particular order.. Even a primary school child knows this.. But which ethnic group can we rightly classify as 4th after these three?
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:52pm On Jan 04, 2014
BLINKISS: grettings to the gurus.finally got this baby.thanks to you guys.the phone is so smooth meeen.now I just need three things:the data plan to use,then rooting,before doing those custom ROM stuff.but first thing first.the data plan.thanks guys
guy pls hw much did u purchase urs nd where cos i wanna get dis phone but i have jst 15k presently.. The price @ slot warri was far beyond what i expected.wud be in asaba nxt wk nd am considering emeka offor plaza.. But i need 2 know if i can get it 15k in onitsha. thanks
PhonesRe: Gionee Pioneer P2 Discussion Thread. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 1:10pm On Jan 04, 2014
pls what is the current price of dis phone, cos i checked slot warri it was 18k nd tecno p5 was 19k5!.. i wonder if it's everywhere?
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:48pm On Nov 19, 2013
Good evening 2 d engineers in d house, pls i have a nokia 3120 classic. It's been having certificate problem.. I cant download any application or game.. I even took it 2 an engineer 2 flash, but after flashing it with phoenix, the problem still persist. Also if i received files via bluetooth.. If its more dan 2 or 3, the files becomes corrupt.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 9:35pm On Nov 19, 2013
KnightsTemplar: big-t's command line is o.k, but you should put a space for each handle, e.g from your command prompt type,

attrib -h -r -s /s /d ?:*.*

Where ? will be ur flash drive letter. There should be no space between the colon[:] and the wildcard *.*
thanks pal, finally all my files are back.. Pls where do i download nokia 3120 classic driver 4 pc.. I have been trying 2 update the phone software with pc suite but if i connect with cable it shows driver not found
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 12:15am On Nov 19, 2013
big-t:
1. insert your flashdrive into the system
2. Open Cmd
3. Change the directory to your flashdrive directory label, e.g. CD F:
4. Enter attrib-s -h /s /d *.*

now your files are back!
pls guys i have tried this severally. It keeps showing not recognized as internal or external command.. Is there space b4 the - nd is it a fullstop or comma after d *?
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by SIMPLIFIED(m): 10:16am On Nov 15, 2013
big-t:
1. insert your flashdrive into the system
2. Open Cmd
3. Change the directory to your flashdrive directory label, e.g. CD F:
4. Enter attrib-s -h /s /d *.*

now your files are back!
sorry please if i open cmd under run what i have is c:\documents and settings\lizzy> nd blinking cursor, how do i change it 2 d directory of d flash.. Sorry am nt a tech guru

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