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OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOeven the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even Dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, she can even choose our honeymoon to be in mars with such amount of money..#povertyfather# |
OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DOeven the devil will be ashamed if i should miss such opportunity.. Nt even dangote attending will make it nt 2 be postponed.. After d contract execution, u can even do ur honeymoon in mars with such amount of money |
OCTAVO: Hello guyssince dat of mtn is nt out.. Please i can get like 500 naira data on glo 2 manage till mtn is out.. I will have 2 buy a glo sim nd manage it 4 now till mtn lands abeg.. Cos dat 1500 will be useless when mtn arrives nd glo speed is nt slow but static! |
Octavo sells 1gb for 1,500 for Glo.. He has already booked a space above.. Click his profile |
CODE-EATER:bros no do oh... U said with 16gb oh nd am adding 2k 2 it..yes so lng u agree it is 101% intact.. Hope it is with d stock rom? |
Anyone here saw d Man-U bashing thread on frontpage.. Although am a fan couldn't help laughing too.. The one dat really cracked me up was " be careful when passing through old trafford cos alot of people have been picking u 3pts there recently"..lmao |
odizeey: dnt dull us we nid fight!fight!! Fight!!! Fight!!!! Fight!!!!! Fight!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!! Fight!!!!!!!!!!lol u can check army barracks, jst give one of them a hot dirty slap, i swear u will get enough of it.. Morning everyone |
OCTAVO: Not out yet, give us a week more pls. Thanks.pls do cos am patiently waiting nd alot of referals awaits you nd am gonna be ur first client on MTN |
Nokia is still d king when it comes 2 hardware, quality,durability,design etc. but i wonder why they never made d switch 2 android.. They would have given even samsung,htc,lg,sony a run for their money |
OCTAVO is d plan 4 mtn out? Cos glo is as fast as a running snail in my area. |
CODE-EATER:if u can guarantee dis baby is 100% working without any issue whatsoever including ba3 nd it will come with pack nd all acessories.. I will pay 12k if only u can attest 2 it been perfectly ok |
CODE-EATER:bro am in Asaba nd interested..but 10k with 16gb card?whats d fault? , |
No frot camera, no flash nd windows os @ 170usd.. Thanks but Nooooh we dnt need it.. I knw rear camera,ba3 will be superb cos dats nokia's major advantage over odas.. But android all d way |
Zellie: https://quickmeme.com/img/b1/b1113e0371b6a58e4fc729b5f54c98d1638b54f1a6ffcd0dfae05f076624c961.jpglol.. Couldnt help but like the pic also 2 make it 5likes.. U must be damn gud @ meme's |
IamTitanium: did he just add Optometry??oops that was a mistake nd i only say wha i knw.. It was 40k for med students nd 30k for odas last 2 session, ask any 200l student 4 confirmation.. I didnt say it will be same.. |
Unseen: Bought my Gionee P2 today at Glaceo Communication Shop Onitsha adjacent to Emeka Offor plaza. Price is 18k , the phone scares die na only one shop I see am and na white colorwtf!, hav jst 16k oh nd damn i dnt like white color, i may jst have 2 wait till nxt week for new shipments. Where is Elijahdre, i will like 2 know when u will have it available |
emasco7: cool...u fit take ova d position of d registralol.. Maybe i should summit my cv 2 Oshodin 4 consideration.. Nd 4 d med students(medlab,anatomy,physiology,nursing nd medical biochem,pharmacy,medicine,optometry) acceptance fee is usually 10k higher dan others.. |
Zellie: [color=crimson]Stale -_-[/color] [img]http://troll.me/images/squidward-stale-face/squidward-stale-face.jpg[/img]yeah, stale but dats how people like u end up being duped due to impatience.. The information is for those who need it nd if u dnt, u can skip nd continue, thanks.. |
Winzor78: tanx. . .um,so state of origin cert aint needed,rite?i forgot 2 add. What u need is lGA origin certificate.. U can get it frm ur lga secretariat in ur state.. For emphasis dnt be in a hurry 2 do anything now.. 2nd semester is still on and session will end beginning of feb.. B4 then uniben will upload clearance details 4 freshers.. If uniben dnt give go ahead..jst chill, dats hw alot of freshers get scammed cos they are always in a hurry.. Nd get prepared 4 the pushing nd queueing allday when physical clearance starts.. Per accomodation, if ur name came out with 1st batch u will be likely be given accomodation in the halls of residence.. But for 2nd nd 3rd, most wont be given.. U will jst hav 2 do hostel clearance if u are given accomodation..then it was 7,500, dnt knw 4 d last session.. U can get off campus hostel mostly in ekosodin( notorious for crimes ) nd BDPA( more expensive hostels ).. |
Ok.. I have been on ghost mode on this thread right frm pre-jamb.. Want 2 clarify some issues.. I was admitted 2011/2012 section med lab.. Did clearance but my neco gce result dat came out a day 2 matric messed things up.. Admitted again dis section med lab.. As per online clearance, i advice u guys should be patient,uniben will upload details pertaining what u should do nd online clearance WILL STILL BE ON UNTIL PHYSICAL CLEARANCE IS OVER.. it wont take u more dan 1hr 2 do it in uniben wen clearance starts if u hav ur documents ready.. What u should hav ready is ur: acceptance letter, guarantor's letter, affidavit of good conduct, affi of non membership of secret cult, waec /neco scratch card, about 20 passport with RED background, jamb admission letter(original)..jamb result print out, waec/neco print out or certificate if it is out.. Will upload d acceptance and guarantor's letter format later..just change names,adress nd course given.. Peace |
2moro is gonna be a memorable day, one nt 2 be 4gotten in a hurry.. After so many yrs of long term relationship with nokia java platform i will finally be saying gudbye 2 her(well nt totally but she will be a second choice)..o! My dear nokia.. Right frm d days of snake games on black nd white 2 present.. Will miss u but i have 2 get a new wife called android.. I will still keep u for emergency cus ur battery never dissapoints.. Waited for a lng time 4 u 2 move on with d winning team(android) but u stubbornly went Bill Gates direction(windows). Well it is nt my fault, i have waited lng enough, nt everyone would have endured this union up till now#letter2mynokia# Ok back 2 business; who has purchased gp2 in emeka offor recently i need 2 know if its available b4 heading 2moro since i can't find it in Asaba.nt even slot has it |
SIMPLIFIED: Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it.pls any doc around should reply. I cant practically here anything with my left ear. I went 2 a patent medicine shop, he poured some liquid into the two ears nd cleaned but still no improvement.. |
Gudevening Docs in d house.. I have been having dis kinda partially blockage of hearing like someone dat has a cold in my left ear only nd it has been persistent 4 a while now.. Right now i cant even clean d ear with bud cos it gives me some slight pain although no injury on it. |
eluquenson: Niegria Ethnic groups as at 2013bro where did u get ur stats from?.. |
5.00GP:.. I guess u didnt see "in no particular order" when i said Hausa, Igbo,Yoruba |
We all know that when Nigeria is mentioned, the three major ethnic group are Hausa,Igbo and Yoruba in no particular order.. Even a primary school child knows this.. But which ethnic group can we rightly classify as 4th after these three? |
BLINKISS: grettings to the gurus.finally got this baby.thanks to you guys.the phone is so smooth meeen.now I just need three things:the data plan to use,then rooting,before doing those custom ROM stuff.but first thing first.the data plan.thanks guysguy pls hw much did u purchase urs nd where cos i wanna get dis phone but i have jst 15k presently.. The price @ slot warri was far beyond what i expected.wud be in asaba nxt wk nd am considering emeka offor plaza.. But i need 2 know if i can get it 15k in onitsha. thanks |
pls what is the current price of dis phone, cos i checked slot warri it was 18k nd tecno p5 was 19k5!.. i wonder if it's everywhere? |
Good evening 2 d engineers in d house, pls i have a nokia 3120 classic. It's been having certificate problem.. I cant download any application or game.. I even took it 2 an engineer 2 flash, but after flashing it with phoenix, the problem still persist. Also if i received files via bluetooth.. If its more dan 2 or 3, the files becomes corrupt. |
KnightsTemplar: big-t's command line is o.k, but you should put a space for each handle, e.g from your command prompt type,thanks pal, finally all my files are back.. Pls where do i download nokia 3120 classic driver 4 pc.. I have been trying 2 update the phone software with pc suite but if i connect with cable it shows driver not found |
big-t:pls guys i have tried this severally. It keeps showing not recognized as internal or external command.. Is there space b4 the - nd is it a fullstop or comma after d *? |
big-t:sorry please if i open cmd under run what i have is c:\documents and settings\lizzy> nd blinking cursor, how do i change it 2 d directory of d flash.. Sorry am nt a tech guru |
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... Smh.... Blind man leading blind people