₦airaland Forum

But the weather is too hot nah

Give a caption for this photo. Just wondering what must
be going on in the minds of Saraki and Dogara.

eddyslim:
I never took this govt serious from day 1. Dullar-dinho in town. Toothless people

What all the comments above you; you still could not comprehend? Na Wa!

PapiWata:
I hereby volunteer to perform this vital task FOR FREE. The only limitation is that I will not be available to treat old, married, overweight or ugly women.


By the way this profession is NOT new, for the practice was first introduced in the early 1900's Europe.

Oh really!

penisilin:
Wetin man no go hear finish for this world... Rubbing of punny by strange hands End time rubbing....

Am shocked. Oyibo always looking for new ways of perversion. After-all dem don chop belle full .

A new sex trend gaining grounds in the U.S and Britain now sees women who have non-fulfilling sex lives pay a whooping £147 per session for a stranger to rub their clitoris as they undergo 'orgasmic' classes. The practice involves group masturbation classes which promise “larger state of consciousness, improving intimacy in relationships and generally increasing your orgasm skills”

A typical orgasmic meditation session involves a woman undressing from the waist down while a practitioner strokes her clitoris for 15 minutes.

Before the male practitioner strokes her on the clit, he first of all tells her about the uses and benefits of the vagina and the functions of the different sections of the clitoris. Such hilarity!

Orgasmic meditation has been growing in popularity since it was founded in 2001 by Nicole Daedone and her San Francisco-based organisation OneTaste .

There are more than 10,000 practitioners and 2,000 already in the UK alone. Nicole Daedone said "The female orgasm is vital for every single woman on the planet."

I was just wondering if the men doing the sessions do not feel the urge to "insert" their konga at any time.

Source:http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/03/women-now-pay-147-to-allow-stranger-rub.html#more

NgeneUkwenu:
IPOB Yoots, come and behold your mentors!


Ndi Ara!

Kai! You must really detest the activities of the IPOB youths Like a pain in the a.sh to the group

Good one there to the security operatives. I can't even imagine what the parents must have gone through.

I work up this morning thinking of these scenarios and wondering what would have happened in the North if the current case of a young minor lured from her home from the South had happened the other way round.

Case one: a young minor Christian girl lured from the South South and taken to the North, converted to Islam and married to his supposed lover

Imagine case 2: a young minor Muslim girl lured from the North, taken to the Obi's Palace, converted to a Christian and married to his supposed lover.

meezynetwork:
That's are lies. A middle income earners like the oruru can't afford to have a house help.
It's even rare to see hausa house help, instead u see hausa security man which the oruru's family can't afford to have.

If it were possible to give a million likes I would've done that. The pictures I saw online and watched on the TV does not portray a family who could have afforded any additional domestic help, not to talk of a Hausa boy domestic help. The boy's father must have been advised to put up this defence for who knows what.

In an exclusive interview with Sun News Online, in a private home in Abuja, Ese Oruru, the 14-year-old teenager abducted from Bayelsa State

and taken to Kano said it was only after she got to Kano and saw that the people and the environment were strange that she realised she was

no longer at home. Excerpts from her Interview below:


How did you meet Yinusa?

Ese: We sell food in Bayelsa; so they, Yellow and his other people, used to come and buy food from us.

What does Yinusa do in Bayelsa?

Ese: He came to Bayelsa to look for money.

People say Inuwa is your boyfriend. Is this true?

Ese: No, he is not my boyfriend. Like I told you, we sell food in Bayelsa, and so, he used to come and buy food from us. He is not the only one;
they are many and I used to play with all of them like my own brothers because they buy food from us. I sell food to them just like that.

Can you remember the day he took you from Bayelsa to Kano? How did it happen?

Ese: I don’t know.

Did he tell you that you were traveling to Kano?

Ese: No. We didn’t go with his Keke (tricycle). His keke, is at home.

Did he come to the house to carry you?

Ese: No.

So, how did you travel to Kano?

Ese: I just followed him. I don’t know how I followed him.

People believe that you decided to run away with him because you love him and want to marry him at all cost.

Ese: I know that we used to play with all of them, our customers that come to buy food from our shop. There is nobody that is different. I sell

food to all of them and I laugh with all of them.

So, how did you know you were in Kano since you didn’t know how you got there?

Ese: I saw that the place was different and the people there are people that I didn’t know. So, I knew it was his place because I did not know

anybody there, but only him. We went to their house first.

So, what did you do?

Ese: I did not do anything.

What did you tell him?

Ese: I did not tell him anything.

So, you just started staying with him like that?

Ese: We travelled to Kura the next day with one man like that. He is the chief of the town. When we got there, they took me to one place and

there they gave me hijab; they put it on me. And after that, they took me to one house in Kura. And from there on Monday, in the morning, we

went back to the Emir’s Palace in Kano; then in the afternoon, we travelled back to Kura, to stay in the house.

What did you all go to do at the Emir’s Palace?

Ese: At the Emir’s Palace, they were asking him questions. They did not talk to me. They did not ask me anything, but they were asking him.

Then they were speaking in Hausa language and I did not understand the language very well that time; so I didn’t understand what they were

saying.

Was it at the Emir’s Palace that you first saw your mother?

Ese: Yes. I saw her, but I was not able to talk to her. I was just looking at her and she was crying. I just looked at her. I did not know her and I

did not talk to her.

Did you recognise her as your mother?

Ese: I don’t know. I looked at her and she was crying.

But when you saw her on Tuesday at the Police Force Headquarters in Abuja, did you recognise her as your mother?

Ese: Yes.

While you were away in Kano, they said you got married. Is this true?

Ese: No.

Was there any marriage ceremony?

Ese: No, I did not get married to anybody.

But did they convert you to a Muslim?

Ese: Yes.

How did that happen?

Ese: They took me to one place. Before they took me from the house to Kura, they put me in hijab, then we went to Kura. When we got there,

they went to one place, and one old man came there and he would say something and they would say I should repeat. Then I would repeat. If

the man said something again, they would say I should repeat and I would repeat just like that.

So, that was how you got converted?

Ese: Yes.

There is also this rumour that it was one old man that actually married you and not Inuwa. Is this true?

Ese: I did not get married to anybody.

While you were there in Kano, did you ever fall sick?

Ese: I don’t know.

What kind of medical attention did you get? Did they give you any injection?

Ese: No, I don’t know. But they did not give me because I don’t like taking injections and I will not take injection when I am sick. It was only

when they arrested me on Monday in Kano that they took me to the hospital. And when we got here in Abuja, they took me to the hospital again

yesterday, Tuesday. Those are the only two occasions that I have gone to the hospital.

Did they give you any medicine?

Ese: Medicine? I don’t know. But if they put it in water or food… They used to give me something, but I don’t know if it is water they used to

prepare it. But if I am not well, they would buy medicine for me and I would take. But it was not those types of native medicine. It was from the

pharmacy.

Are you happy reuniting with your family?

Ese: Yes, I am happy to go back to my family.

How do you feel now?

Ese: I don’t know how I feel, but I just look calm. I don’t know what to do.

Do you regret what has happened to you?

Ese: Yes.

How?

Ese: I don’t know, but I have caused my mother a lot of trouble and put her into problem.

If you see Yinusa now, what would you tell him?

Ese:I tell you I’m confused. I don’t know what to do (then she started crying).

What were you doing when you were in Kano?

Ese: Nothing.

You mean you just stayed in the house from morning till night?

Ese: Yes. I did not do anything.

I can see that you now speak Hausa language very well.

Ese: Yes. I can speak Hausa very, very well.

Were you speaking Hausa before you left for Kano?

Ese: No.

So, how did you come about it? Did they teach you?

Ese: No. It is because the people there speak only Hausa. They don’t understand English. And when they spoke, I didn’t understand; so I tried

and struggled so I could understand what they were saying and communicate with them. That was how I learnt the language.

They call you Aisha. Didn’t you tell them that’s not your name?

Ese: I answered it like that.

What’s your real name?

Ese: Rita.

How would you relate with your other siblings when you get back home?

Ese: I don’t even know. I have a feeling that they would do something to me for this thing that has happened.

Like what?

Ese: I don’t know if my mother will beat me when we get home for what has happened because she may think that I know everything that

happened to me.

I don’t think she would do that, considering all the efforts she put to get you back home.

(Then the mother assured her that she would do no such thing, saying she was filled with gladness for seeing her alive).

How old are you? There has been a controversy about your age.

Ese: I am 14 years old.

When were you born?

Ese: I was born in February 2002.

What is your favourite subject in school?

Ese: Mathematics.

And what do you hope to become in future?

Ese: I hope to go back to school and become a nurse in the future.

Your brother said you are a good Christian and member of the Scripture Union in your school and that you used to preach to people. Is this true?

Ese: (Smiles) Yes.

Tell me about it.

Ese: Yes, I am in the SU, but they took it to the senior students and the senior students started misbehaving. So, we in the junior class took our

own to a different level to sanitise the whole thing. We hold our fellowship in our class and go out for evangelism.

What is your advice to young girls like you out there, considering what you have gone through?

Ese: They should be careful.

How?

Ese: They should be careful with the people they play with or talk with, because it’s not everybody that is good.

What is your appeal to your parents since you are afraid they are going to beat you?

Ese: I don’t know what to do. I am confused. I don’t know what really happened to me and I don’t even know where I am. But I know that she

is my mother.

What did you miss most while in Kano?

Ese: I missed my mother’s cooking. She used to cook sweet food for me; so I missed good food.

Does it mean you were not eating good food?

Ese: Yes, I was only eating rice and bread.


What would you want your mother to cook for you when you get home?

Ese: Banga soup and starch.


Source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/03/ese-oruru-i-dont-know-how-i-got-to-kano.html#more

Chai! Irony of life. As Minister of Interior, the prisons where under him
but now..... I hope he treated those officers well while he was in power.

Power indeed is transient.

What's even taking the authority this long to take this girl back to her family?
and prosecute however that may have moved her forcefully. In the eyes of
the law, she is still considered a minor; 14 or 17.

These politicians know where they meet.
They only cry out for you to come and die for them only when they felt left out;
but as long as the "suya" remains in their mouth, they all see themselves on one.

Criticism is difficult to handle. None of us likes to hear the bitter truth about our mistakes and inabilities. But we face Criticism in life everyday and cannot escape it. We also criticize others so we know that it is a two way street. How to handle Criticism?

What To Do When We are Criticized?


Listen to the criticism and before you react to it, think about your strengths. That will give you positive input and make you ready to face the criticism squarely. Even if it is true, that will give you the strength to face and do something about it other than an angry retort. Otherwise we may begin feeling angry and sometimes worthless.

Content of criticism-

Is the criticism true? Or it is misinterpretation of the facts? You may at times set aside your fears and emotions and look at the situation clearly. If need be ask the other person more details and their beliefs. Probably they believe something different than you. Once you talk to them and ask them about what can be done you will be on path to recovery rather than destruction.

The truth-

We criticize others. We believe that to be true. Similarly somebody criticizing us may feel that they are right and the criticism may well be true. What would you do then? What should we logically do when we know that we are weak in something? We should strengthen, right? So rather than worrying about the weakness, make that point strong in your life. Think of ways to improve and do it slowly.

Grudge and what to do about it-

Are you focusing on the person who criticizes you or on the content of the criticism? If you focus on the person your focus will shift to other person’s weaknesses and you will strike back with your list of criticisms. Instead focus on the criticism itself. Leave that person aside.

How to Handle Self Criticism?

There is a distinct difference between self criticism and criticism by others. Most of us are too happy to agree with whatever we bash ourselves with but when some body else tells us the same thing we attack right back. If I tell myself that I walk slowly that is Ok, but if my friend tells me the same thing, I take offence and tell them that that is not true at all. Why do we look at criticism so differently?

The trouble with this-

The trouble comes in two ways. If some body tells us something that is true we tend not to agree but if we criticise our selves wrongly we are too ready to accept that and go into a bout of depression. Expressions such as – I am no good, I am of no use, I always fail, no body appreciates me and so on are readily heard when some body criticizes oneself. The person believes them all and all efforts of self-help go to waste.

What to do-

If we treat both criticisms differently we will surely be in trouble. What should we do then? Let us look at this in another way to solve the problem. Remove the person who is making criticism from picture and only look at the criticism. Remove yourself or anybody else. That way you will only be paying attention to the criticism and will have no biased view. After this look at the criticism for truth. Is there any truth in this statement? Think logically and let no emotion enter the thoughts. With logic you will be able to analyze the situation clearly. If the criticism is wrong you will conclude that it is wrong and not true and vice versa. If you were to think about this any other way you would have reached a wrong conclusion.

Maturity; Linda, maturity. Thumbs up for you. I was so disappointed yesterday about those
rants, but i guess we all make mistakes and ability to accept those mistakes
and move on is what count. He who has not sinned before should cast the first stone, else...........

Bosville:
Of all animals he could have used to sight an example, he decided to choose DOG

Probably because they are man's best friend.

For many people, life zooms past once they reach their working age. Everyday, it’s the same flash routine of waking up, going to work, coming back from work, and sleeping. It’s no wonder why you’ll ask yourself, “How did I get old so fast? Where did all the time go?”


The problem is in the routine work. The human mind has this habit called deletion. Anything that keeps repeating, memory does not record, simply because it’s not worth taking notice of.

So how can we slow down our experience of time and not let our lives slip by in a flash?

The answer lies in developing mindfulness — a heightened state of awareness of one’s thoughts, feelings, and actions. But if you can’t do that yet, you can start off by practicing the 3 Magic Bedtime Questions.

As you lie in bed at night, ask and answer these three questions before you fall asleep:

1. What is one thing I am grateful for today?
2. What do I look forward to tomorrow?
3. What would I like to dream about tonight?

Why do I call these simple questions magical? Well, let me tell you the logic behind them. The first question requires you to think through your day to find something you’re grateful for. As you do that, not only will you find something to be grateful for, you will also have recalled your entire day. In Neuro-Linguistic Programming, it's called recapping experience.

Imagine putting your daily experience into a bottle, putting a cap on it, and labelling it, “The day I met Seun”. Having many of these bottles in your mind, sorts your memories into significant experiences, rather than having them as one large clump called, “My Working Years — 20 to 50 years old”.

The second question requires you to look forward in time and imagine what’s going to happen tomorrow. When you have something to look forward to, it creates a natural anticipation and drive. You will feel motivated the moment you wake up. It will be the first thing that pops into your mind.

The third question reveals your innermost desires because we naturally choose to dream about what we want and wish for. This clarifies our direction and purpose.

Perform the 3 Magic Bedtime Questions nightly, and time will slow down. You will remember more about your life, and have greater clarity of mind to do what counts, before your time runs out.

Fayose is only affirming what we already know. The Government of the day is not in denial of these facts.
As a responsible Government they know they are expected to re-energize the Economy, hence the window
of an election every four years.

Some may not really like the man; Fayose, but he says it as it is. I am an ardent supporter of the President, but
I am beginning to get irritated by the President's frequent travels. Though necessary as the Government has explained,
let Mr. President at-least listen to the voice of the people for now, and be actively present at home at-least for a Month,
and seek the help of Nigerians at home. I can confidently say Nigerians have the best of "heads" on the planet; though debatable, but
that is my take.

Stress and anxiety are things anyone and everyone has to deal with. The mental stresses and pressures placed upon the typical human being by modern civilization is a price that must be paid to live within the social strata we have now.

It is understandable for people to have to bear with stress and pressure, to need to develop the mental tools to adapt to their culture and working environment, but for some, the burden is too great to bear.

The human mind is a sensitive instrument, a computer program that has algorithms and protocols that can be stretched to a breaking point. The average person either has the capacity to deal with the stress and anxiety inherent to the modern world, but others are not so lucky. It has been suggested that, more than any era on record, the world we live in today has a sizable percentage of the population that is incurably mad.


Indeed, the stress and anxiety being pressed upon people can stretch less adapted minds to the breaking point. Apart from conforming to social norms, one also has to deal with the culture of work, the demands placed upon one’s gender, the social duties one has, and the conflicting need to fit in while retaining one’s individuality at the same time.

This incredible amount of stress and anxiety, when combined with some personalities or mentalities, can result in someone that has embraced madness. In many ways, being utterly insane is a way to escape the stress and anxiety that society, work, and culture press upon a person.

It is an unusual sight, but it is not impossible to see someone who has become so stressed out by events in his life that he can find himself having a complex philosophical debate with a stop sign.

As was once said by the comic book character The Joker, all it really takes for someone to go crazy was one really bad day. Unfortunately, when one takes everything into context and considers the thousands of layers that one has to navigate on a daily basis, the possibility of at least one person in the world having that really bad day is relatively high.

There is no specific combination that can lead to this, nor is there any specific personality profile that is more prone to just snapping. The fact is, this is all based heavily on circumstance and luck. For some, it will only take a single event in that person’s life to make a difference, to cause a significant enough change that his mind can no longer handle the strain.

For others, it would take him being served divorce papers, losing his job, learning he has cancer, being robbed blind in the middle of the street, and learning his youngest daughter just died for him to lose it.

The modern era, according to some analysts, is structured with so many complications and duties for a single individual that going completely insane is not that far-fetched. However, it is distinctly possible that insanity is a long-term development.

People in the workplace or within some social circles may be slowly developing insanity in some form or another, but lack that single, defining moment to trigger the nervous breakdown. The emergence of insanity does not always have to be instantaneous, as the degradation of one’s sanity can be a slow process that can last a lifetime, requiring only a single event to open the proverbial door to the psychological point of no return.

May God be with Troops as they rid the land of
these "vampires".

Weldone Troops, are prayers are with you.

The heart of man is indeed dangerously wicked.

klexycole:
Our Goal Should Be Disallowed Too.
I Hate Cheating!

#MyOpinion

Things like this comes to play once in a while in the game. If its against you; lick your wound, and when to your favour; you dance makosa. Its all part of the game.

Nichobabe:
OP the difference is that when you are with EFCC, you get small respect as EFCC cell no be jail just like Dokpasi.

Metuh was with EFCC, but he go court to ask to be free but court send am go prison. When he was in EFCC cell, was he in handcuff?

Now instead of EFCC officer na prison warden dey follow am

Instead of EFCC bus na black maria dey carry am

He for stay with EFCC, if he know

Gbam! You nailed it. End of story.

Former Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA boss,
Patrick Akpobolokemi pictured in court this morning Thursday Jan. 14th on crutches.
He's facing charges of alleged stealing and conversion of money running into billions of Naira.

Life is full of mystery. You never really can tell what would hit you. If he was told this would happen to him in the Mid 2015, he
would have laughed at the person in Chinese.

True. These disbursements wouldn't have gone ahead without
former President's approval. I believe what they
did was to inflate the supposed money for the arm purchases
so as to use some for electioneering campaign. Whoever says
Jonathan is not aware of all the disbursements is not been truthful. Please Jonathan, SPEAK OUT!

Wicked world. Others are doing prayer and fasting to get
such blessing, others are busy throwing their own away.
If you are not ready to bear the consequencies of "dancing makossa',
then dont dance makossa until you're ready.

Wicked mother. Can't even give the child the luxury of crying, had to seal
the mouth with super glue. May her own "KUNTA" be sealed with Glue after pouring in pepper. What nonsense

Olisa Metuh is vexing

Great! Man work, man wack. Well-done boys

This happened in Kaduna. A customer making a withdrawal wore two trousers to the bank.
As he got his money, he took the first trouser down to put the money in the inner trouser

Any Attempt! Or Attempted Attempt to steal that money; Holy Ghoooost ..............