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According to a super centenarian Agnes Fenton from New Jersey, The
key to a longer life is God, Whiskey and beer.

Fenton's daily beer routine started 70 years ago after a health scare
involving a benign tumor. When her doctor discharged her, she said he
left her with this important piece of advice:

"Agnes, you MUST drink three(3) Miller High Lifes a Day"

Fenton said she dutifully downed three of the beers with a shot of scotch
each day until recently, when nurses said her limited diet wouldn’t allow
her to keep drinking.

She said her scotch of choice was top-shelf: Johnny Walker Blue Label.

delishpot:
Not a bad idea. What is he waiting for?

Meanwhile see what was left on the front door of the office of the lion killer in Zimbabwe..

Quite unfortunate. If we all began to chant marginalization, nothing will
move; there are not just Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba in Nigeria.
Well, I see this as a strategy to blackmail and probably get more
appointments.

Considering what's been going between blacks and cops in the US, who can blame him? When the life of a lion killed in Africa is causing more outrage in the US than the lives of blacks wasted by racist cops.

This is popular transgender Shaun Brooks and her boyfriend Bless. Shaun used to be a man...but she's now living as a woman and it looks like she removed her eggplant and now has a Vagina ... does that make Bless straight? Or he's still a homosexual? Please share your thoughts.

Do you guys even know your bodies are indeed the real Temple of God and that we carry God's presence on the inside as a believer? If God is not offended in a marriage couple making love on any other day of the week, is it sunday he will get offended about? Come on guys. The bible even stated that couples can wound themselves as they pleases except in instances where both agree especially to set time to pray. We seems to set so many rules around ourselves that we begin to act like zombies.

This twitter user twitted about the only source of water
available in Senator David Mark's village.

This is serious o!

Flets:
Watch as events unfold, mob mentality and playing ostrich wont save anyone this time.

You guys just talk as if the world is coming to an end; even if....
The change so anticipated has come. Go ahead and bomb the villa, uproot the whole pipe-lines, shut down the whole
power stations; that we are not continuing with this government.....is enough. Bring it on.

The Government simply failed in carrying out its responsibilities.

Yampotatocarrot:
but wait o. Z that supposed to b a well cos t definitely doesnt look deep. If water z so close to d surface, why don't d villagers build more of such. ***EVERYTHING NO B GOVERNMENT ABEG***

No offence, but this should be the very basic of one of the things any responsible government should be able to provide for her citizens apart from education and health. come on; in this day and time when we hear of millions and billions, that the State and Local Governments cannot afford to sink boreholes of less than 300k in all of her local governments? We should not even make any excuses for them. Government should learn how to be responsible.

What do you expect Fayose to do other than the support he has given Koro. I would have been surprised if he has done anything less. well the President has had his say, the people will have theirs on the 28th March. This madness cannot just continue.

Pathetic! I just hope we get it right in this
country someday. A Nation totally based on patronage system.
With all the allegation hanging around Koro, the best
the President could do is to recommend him for a Ministerial
position. It is actions like this that makes sane people doubt
the effort of the Government at tackling corruption.

Islamic State brutes fed a distraught woman searching for her
kidnapped son some meat and rice – and then told her she had
just eaten her son, according to a British man who joined the
fight against ISIS. Yasir Abdulla, 36, of Yorkshire left his wife
and four kids to battle the maniacal extremists in his Kurdish homeland, The Sun reported.

“I hate IS because of what happened to an old Kurdish woman from a nearby tribe,
” he said. “Her son was captured by IS fighters and taken as a prisoner to Mosul.
She was determined to find her son and went to IS headquarters and asked to see him.”
He said the thugs told her to rest after her long journey and offered her the food before
taking her to her son.“They brought her cups of tea and fed her a meal of cooked meat,
rice and soup. She thought they were kind,” he said.“But they had killed him and chopped him
up and after she finished the meal and asked to see her son they laughed and said, ‘You’ve just eaten him,’”

Abdulla told The Sun. Abdulla decided to take on the murderous group after they came
within six miles of his home in Kurdistan. He said he bought combat fatigues online and
an assault rifle in his Kurdish hometown – then joined other volunteers on the front lines.
“We want to attack IS and drive them out forever but we can’t unless the Peshmerga and
the Americans say we can,” he said, referring to the military forces of Iraqi Kurdistan.

Abdulla described the jihadists’ terror tactics, including slaughtering prisoners in bonfires.
“They dig a trench, put dry tree branches and leaves in there, set it alight and then throw
prisoners on so they burn alive,” he said. “IS are very good at making people scared.

If they make one person scared then that person will make another person scared and
soon everyone is scared of IS.” “But the Kurds are not scared of them. Someone has to
stand and fight. We have got thousands of people in many villages and towns behind us.
If we fall then all of those places fall, and that can’t happen.”
Yasir, who returned to the UK last week, remains confident and vows to return to Iraq
to help the rebels defeat the fanatics.

Source:http://nypost.com/2015/03/02/isis-militants-trick-woman-into-eating-her-kidnapped-son/

According to a report by Reuters, Chadian military officers, who are part of the West African Joint Military Task Force to fight Boko Haram, are complaining that the Nigerian government is stalling their operations to assist in fighting Boko Haram in Nigeria. According to the report, Nigerian military officers recently rebuffed the offer of the Chadian soldiers to join in the mission to recapture Baga and other towns. Find the report after the cut...


When battle-hardened Chadian troops overran a Boko Haram camp in northern Nigeria last week, they wanted to press deep into territory controlled by the Islamist group but Nigeria refused to let them.

Having defeated al Qaeda in Mali two years ago, Chad's military believes it could could finish off Boko Haram alone. It has notched up victories that have pushed the Nigerian militants back from the Cameroonian border.
But with presidential elections this month, Nigeria is keen to press ahead with its own military campaign against Boko Haram, aiming to push it out of major towns before the March 28 ballot.

In a country proud to be a major African power, it would be an embarrassment to President Goodluck Jonathan as he seeks reelection for a smaller nation to tackle Nigeria's security problems, diplomats say.
In their forward base in the town of Gambaru on the Nigeria-Cameroon border, Chadian soldiers displayed dozens of guns seized from Boko Haram and a burnt-out armoured vehicle painted with black and white Arabic script.

"We turned back because Nigeria did not authorise us to go any further," army spokesman Colonel Azem Bermandoa said.
Nigeria's spokesman for operations in the northeast, Mike Omeri, said cooperation between Chadian and Nigerian forces has brought some major military successes and any issues would be resolved via existing command structures.
But the Chadians say there have been no joint operations between the two forces. Chad's offer to join a Nigerian offensive to capture Baga, site of one of Boko Haram's worst atrocities in January, was rebuffed, Bermandoa said. Officials from Chad, Niger and Cameroon say lack of cooperation from Nigeria has for months hampered efforts to put together a regional taskforce against Boko Haram. Chad was compelled to take unilateral action in January, under a deal that allows it to pursue terrorists into Nigeria, after Boko Haram violence started to choke off imports to its economy.

With Niger and Cameroon deploying thousands of troops on their borders, blocking escape routes for Boko Haram, the tide may be turning. In what Nigeria has branded a sign of desperation, the Islamist group has carried out wave of suicide attacks and threatened to disrupt the election.

Francois Conradie, analyst with South African-based NKC Research, said that if the current offensive can be sustained, Boko Haram could quickly be driven out of the remaining towns it holds. It would, however, remain a deadly rural guerrilla force.
“All of this is good news for stability and will probably be to Mr Jonathan’s electoral advantage,” he said.
OPPOSITION CRITICISES RELIANCE ON CHAD
Many in Nigeria ask why it took so long to act. Boko Haram killed thousands last year and kidnapped many more in its six-year campaign for an Islamist emirate in Africa's largest oil producer.

Niger, Cameroon and Chad say Nigeria neglected the uprising in its economically backward northeast, an opposition stronghold. Borno state is home to two percent of Nigeria's 170 million people.
But in recent months, Muhammadu Buhari, a former military ruler who is running as the presidential candidate for the opposition All Progressives Congress (APC), has gained popularity with voters desperate for tough policies both on corruption and Boko Haram.
Amid pressure from the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP), Nigeria's electoral commission announced a six week postponement to the Feb. 14 election, to allow the army to tackle the security situation in the northeast so voting could go ahead there.

Ernst Hogendoorn, Crisis Group's Africa deputy programme director, said the government appeared to have engineered the delay in the hope the APC would slip up or the military could boost Jonathan by defeating Boko Haram.
"Boko Haram has certainly suffered a strategic setback ... Clearly this improves Goodluck Jonathan's chances somewhat," said Hogendoorn. "The question is do any of these forces have the ability to maintain this tempo, particularly the Chadians and to a lesser degree the Nigerians?"

With Chad already squeezed by a slump in the price of oil, its main export, the government says it can only sustain the offensive in Nigeria for a short time, diplomats say. Buhari, however, has already criticised Jonathan for relying on Chad to push back Boko Haram, saying his government would tackle the problem alone. Many in the military and the government are keen to limit foreign involvement on Nigerian soil, diplomats say.
When Chadian forces last month entered the town of Dikwa, they were told to leave by Nigeria's military, which said it was planning air strikes, Bermondoa said.
After Nigeria's army retook Baga last month, Army Chief Major General Kenneth Minimah said his soldiers would recapture a handful of remaining towns before the elections, listing Dikwa as one of them. “The war is almost ended," he said.

TENSIONS HAMPER REGIONAL FORCE
Boko Haram was long regarded by neighbouring countries as an internal Nigerian problem, but attacks in Cameroon and Niger last year prompted the regional response. Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Benin and Cameroon agreed in May to join forces against the militants.
Since then, however, distrust and misunderstandings have stymied preparations for the force, due to take effect by the end of this month. Nigeria initially sent low-level representatives to planning meetings, angering its allies.

Cooperation between Cameroon and Nigeria has been dogged by long-running border tensions, while Niger accused Nigerian troops of cowardice.
"Nigeria must get involved and honour its promise of providing between 2,500 and 3,000 to the multinational force," said Cameroon's defence spokesman Colonel Didier Badjeck.

Cameroon has stepped up its activities since July, when Boko Haram attacked Kolotafa, the hometown of its deputy prime minister, killing dozens and kidnapping his wife.The government has boosted its security forces in northern Cameroon from 700 to around 7,000.
"We have to do whatever it takes to make sure the sect does not occupy any town in Cameroon," said Colonel Joseph Nouma, in charge of Operation Alpha, the mission against Boko Haram.
However, Nouma said he has orders not to enter Nigeria, and Cameroon has denied Nigerian troops the right to pursue insurgents into Cameroon.

Along its 400 km (250 miles) border with Nigeria, Cameroon has created 14 new bases, with heavy artillery batteries. It has also deployed surveillance drones, a senior intelligence officer said.
Another senior Cameroon military figure said they were attempting to choke off Boko Haram's revenues, including the trade in fuel with Cameroon, Chad and Niger. "All of this looks to be paying off," the officer said, with no incursions since mid-February.

Source:http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/nigerian-govt-stalling-our-operations.html#more

Angle of the picture made it seem as if they
where kissing She was actually speaking to the Minister of Culture.
Walai if Hajia gets to see this

If you do the crime, be ready to do the time. Let
Justice take its course.

kennygee:
Some queues in ABJ will make you lose hope.

As in ehn! Thank God I bought mine yesterday within 30minutes at Forte Filling Station close to old CBN office in Garki II.

Ok! we can only speculate for now.

The word is self control. It is not easy to get "stocked"
to one person (either man or woman) over a long time.
In this case, the burden falls on the man to take control.
People talk about variety and I laugh. As long as the man
took the steps and approach the woman to be be his wife, he
should be ready to stick with that woman to the end. You have
made your bed, lie on it.

A woman could be likened to water in different sizes and shapes
of cups. The main issue is that, the content of each cup is water,
irrespective of its size and shapes. Men learn how to stick to your
women.

They must have weigh the pros and cons and found
it expedient to legalize adultery. Legal or no legal,
those who want to commit adultery will still do.

You may be surprise, this lift may even reduce adultery.
There is something with placing sanction on a thing; human
derives pleasure breaking it and enjoying it in the secret, but by the
time you lift the ban, man becomes passionate about it for a while,
but in no time, losses steam. Just watch.

The difference is that, one was resisting arrest and the
other calm. When you resist arrest, irrespective of the clime,
be ready to be taken by force. It is just circumstance that played out.

Anti-Buhari protesters have arrived Chattam House this morning to protest against the APC presidential candidate.

Pervert! He has sized her up the first day. The law should take its full course. Wicked man.

That's the spirit. Kudos to the soldiers and kudos to the Commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Salute!!!!

ziccoit:
Oh, you would have put your seal on that document;if you had been the head of the government? That would have been taken cluelessness to another level!

Simply Epic

Just kept wondering where they get their recruits from. With all
these killings of their members, they just kept multiplying.

Am sure FG would like to make amend. I encourage those
concerned to still apply. You never can tell, you may just be surprised.

my heart goes out to the families of those who lost their loved ones
and others that where injured at the first exercise.

House on fire and people are busy chasing rats.
We are all mortal bodies. The body could break
down at any time and it is no shame to seek help.

The fact of life is that many who are probably younger and more healthier
than GEJ or GMB will die today or tomorow. Politicians should spare us all these and tell us
how they intend to filfill all the promises they have been making. We are
tired of hearing I will Do! I will Do!! How do they intend to do it.

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, candidate for Adamawa
South Senatorial District, Silas Zwingina, has claimed that the
Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Muhammadu Buhari,
intends to send public office holders to jail if he emerges president.

Mr. Zwingina, therefore, urged his party members to work hard to ensure
that Mr. Buhari fails in his bid to become president. Speaking in Yola,
the Adamawa state capital, Mr. Zwingina said “we have to stop Buhari and
his plan to build more prisons to jail politicians. “You know Buhari, he will
send us to jail for between 200 to 300 years and it is the lucky ones among
us that will get 50 years (the fear of the General is the beginning of........

“As you know, there is no way you will hold office
in Nigeria and go scot free if the authorities want to get you. “Buhari is determined
to send people to jail and even APC governors are not comfortable with him and that’s
why many of them are not following his campaign team,” Mr. Zwingina alleged.
He said President Goodluck Jonathan is better than Mr. Buhari and needs to be
returned to continue his transformation agenda.

What do you think of Senator Zwingina's view.

How I wish they can be this proactive with it comes to arresting citizens making careless and provocative speeches capable of plunging the Nation in chaos.