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Jakumo:
Sinistami you no lie. Yernagoa and Warri broken, na dem be king. We all when remain dey follow ona for back. Na Edo broken dey easy for we.

Jakumo:
I been know one man when hin name na Baba Polina, and before-before, that man no get any anoda work pass to enter bush dey do hunter, for afternoon, and for night sef. Whether na antelope o, abi na monkey o, abi na grasscutter, or big snake together witi Mami Wata sef, no one when Baba no dey see kill for bush, as hin sabi do hunta reach.

One day be one day, wey Baba say make him go take style lay ambush for monkey dem, for inside deeeeeep Igbo-Oro forest, near one big river so, before daybreak. Baba plan say hin go hide hinsef, and wait the time when the monkey all go wake up, begin dey play, dey jump, dey find chop for on top one big Agbalumo stick there.

As Baba don wakka reach where the monkey dey sleep, and day never break, Baba say make him do sofry tanda on top one dry timber wood when dey ground, to get chance count the monkey for up, before the time when day wan break, an den take eye look the place when the monkey dem biya-biya Chairman kak seat for up.

As Baba Polina mash that dry timber wood when dey ground to get chance see up well, na so the wood just bust GBOSAAA, and carry Baba fall down for potto-potto Gbiii. Baba say make him do quick and stand up to see road, but na that time he come begin dey hear how honey-bee dem justo start for dey halla wuuuu-wuuuuu-wuuuuu for inside that wood when him don take leg match am by mistake and kukuma broke am, open BIG hole when the honey-bee all go take look outside and confam who be the mumu when scatter dem house, korro-korro eye. E get as e be that day.

Before Baba get chance to look wusai him go fiti run pass, na so the honey-bee dem just bost out yakataaaaa, begin dey bite Baba for head, bite am for belle, bite am for back, bite am for yansh, sotaaaay Baba look down and justo see say hin leg don pick race already, make am dey run like mad pesin, gbidi-gbidi, gbidi-gbidi, witi full speed when pass the one when meat sef fiti run after when hunta bullet don meet am.

E remain small when Baba for don forget all the honey-bee dem for back, but na that time the cutlass when him use rope tight for trouser come go hook one bush rope, carry Baba fall down again Gburu-gudu, gbiiiiiii. Na Papa God say make Baba Polina no die that day, because na small like this remain wey the honey-bee all for kukuma finish am one-time for there, if no be say Baba fight sotay hin trouser kuku commot, fiyamm, together witi him cutlass, come allow Baba to throway hin gun and use only hin pant to begin run another new run for inside bush that day.

As the man come see say wata don dey pass garri, because of how the honey-bee don dey bite Baba more-more, na him make am forget say him no sabi swim, before hin go jump for inside river Juwaaaaaa. God so kind, na that time all the honey bee turn back and leave Baba for where hin dey fight for inside wata, dey cry, dey shout say if Papa God let am commot for today wahala, hin nogo do hunter for bush again lai-lai, forever-aneva.

So, if you mistake jam Baba Polina for beer parlor, just salute well-well am for me, but no go ask am anyting concern hunter matter again o, if you no wan see the man vex.