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hammerDK:
IJAW SHOULD QUEUE UP TO ESN.



FORMING ANOTHER ONE MAKES NO SENSE, BECAUSE WHERE WILL THEY POLICE?

IS IT CROSS RIVERS, AKWA IBOM, DELTA STATE OR RIVERS STATE?


OR IS IT JUST BAYELSA? EVEN BAYELSA HAVE OTHER ETHNIC GROUP.


IS YENAGOA IJAW?

Yes Yenagoa is Ijaw.

B2mario:
Ok, good for you. Was it not an Ijaw man as a governor that changed many Igbo community names to something that is meaningless in Igbo language (e.g Obigbo to Oyigbo) inorder to claim that Igbo has no foot in Rivers State. Thank God that today everything is backfiring.

Well my own is that, every ethnic group has done one thing or the other that wasn't good. Igbos too aren't excluded so stop acting like you're the only victim. Everybody here is a victim.

B2mario:
Story for the gods. In the old Rivers State when ijaws were holding power, did they give work/job to anybody bearing Igbo name?

How was Ikwerre and other Igbo groups in Rivers State treated? The attitude of ijaws and maltreatment of you Igbo clans in the old Rivers state by the ijaws catalysed the Igbo identity denial. Don't come here and tell us rubbish, nobody is a child here.

In the early 1990s I was living in portharcourt with my parents.

lol... I see your pessimism won't end so I rest my case.

B2mario:
Lol, Opobo and Bonny, Igbos proud members of IYC? Maybe it's those ones you were able to brainwashed that if they accept their Igbo identity other Nigerians will kill them or will not give them job.

We didn't brainwash anybody guy. They all chose to be called Ijaw by themselves, nobody forced them. Blood knows blood. I admit there are igbo elements in their culture and language but you know those two stuffs are actually very dynamic. None of us here are one tribe genetically. My grandmother is Igbo , my great grandfather is Creole but I identify as Ijaw because I and my people choose too.

When did Ijaw even get the means to brainwash people sef.

B2mario:
Ijaws like claiming people and people's land. Whatever they see in Bayelsa state, southern parts of Delta, Rivers, and Edo including the riverine areas of Ondo and Akwa ibom states even when they are speaking different languages with them is ijaw.

How can you say people who speak language different from yours but same with another is your people? Ijaws are the real land grabbers in the south and whenever you attempt to tell them that these people are your people they term you land grabbers, people who went as far as claiming Ndoki, Opobo and Bonny in Rivers State, Ekpeye and Ogba in Rivers and Bayelsa states.

This their attitude is the reason why they are hostile with their neighbors. They have fought with the itsekiri, Urhobo, Ikwerre and Ilaje people of Ondo state, they have attempted and threatened Edo people with war. They use oil deposit, rivers and state boundary as yardsticks for determining their Ijaw ethnicity.

Any Urhobo, Igbo, Benin or Yoruba town or land surrounded by Rivers with oil deposits is assumed by them to be Ijaw land.

lol..I would have loved to educate you but I don't have strength. FYI Ijaw doesn't claim Ekpeye and Ogba. I've never heard of that but I know Bonny , Opobo , Kalabari and Okirika are proud members of IYC.

Nice development from the outlook but let's see.

A few Ijaw youths did something but the entire Ijaw population is being bashed for it. And why do you all still cry about Amnesty benefits given to mostly Ijaw people. How many Ibibios , Annang and all others carried guns to fight, how many of them died for the sake of the region. To tell you the trith, they actually deserve it.

leokid866:
lol.....he should have gone to court it was his right ......did he tell you someone threatened him with bloodshed?.....or we don't have politicians that have gone to court over elections.....Trump is doing it right now.....oga sit down and stop trying to whip up sentiment for this failure of a man.....someone that at his age he cannot wear a shoe without his wife's approval...

See who's calling someone 'failure of a man'. Some people are just damn so full of hate that they're blinded by it.

Kaybenny:
if you want to hear more of this slangs, watch ITKcomedy concept. or listen to Abobi Eddie Roll's music. na only lagos, Benin and warrior get slangs ni?

And the two names you mentioned there are actually from Bayelsa. A lot of this slangs are used in Bayelsa too, and it's not only by cultists.

chatinent:
Port Harcourt is one of the most popular and biggest cities in Nigeria. Located in the South Southern region, it is the capital of the oil producing Rivers State.



Living in Port Harcourt has its own perks and downsides. The perks been it is home to most delicious bole and fish while the downside is it is home to some of the dreaded cult groups in Nigeria.


These cult groups mainly made up by Vikings, Iceland, Dembam, Dewell, Greenlanders, have unique cult Slangs that are now been associated with Port Harcourt. You often seen these slangs been used on social media however, if you're not a cult member, it is strongly advised you don't use it in PH.



Here are top slangs in Port Harcourt and their Meanings in English:

1. Cut Put For My Body


It means to give one part of something like money.

2. Shenkes/Bani/Kpalas

They are used to refer to a girl

3. Bobo juice

Statement that is a lie or can't happen

4. Unit

It means your house address or location of something.

5. Lap

To meet someone or go somewhere

6. Jollof

Means to enjoy

7. Caprison

It means what are you saying or talking

8. Cap

It means to talk. Eg, make we cap

9. Capping careless

It means you're talking out of point

10. Disembark

It means to go back

11. Manchi

Used to describe a close man to a cultist or someone from your cartel

12. Passport

It means to pass. Eg, I go passport your unit

13. Kabulas/Rubber

It means money

14. Kapha

It means to use your intelligence

15. 411

It means the plan. Eg, what is the 411

16. Chaw

It means food or to eat

17. Wida

It means what's up

18. Who goes

It means who is that.

19. Who goes you

It means who are you.

20. Die it

It means to forget the matter or allow the issue to rest.

21. Jonz

If means you're being stupid or you dey play with something

22. Abobi

Used to describe a young male

23. Hear the odour

It means to observe an area or know what's going on

23. Jazz out

It means to leave this place

24. Chillax

It means to cool down or calm down

25. I dey H

It means I am hungry

26. You too dey cap cap

It means you are talking too much

27. Deck down

It means to sit down

28. Sea rough

Things are hard

29. Selina

It means jazz or juju

30. Compass

It means location.

Note that using these slangs in Port Harcourt might get you in trouble especially when you say it around people who belong to a particular cult group.

Know the meaning so you won't be confused when someone used it around you.

Hope you enjoyed reading this? I look forward to having your feedbacks below.

This thread is very misleading. Portharcourt is actually one of the places you'd be more safer using this slangs because they're all seen as normal there after Portharcourt then Bayelsa is actually another place all these slangs are used although Bayelsa's own has a more Ijaw and traditional Nigerdeltan flavour to it.

A bunch of the slangs used there sef are not even cult slangs..the cult slangs there are Die it, Wida, Who goes, Jass out , Jass in , disembark etc The rest are normal like lap, compass, abobi , manchi etc are normal. Plus the OP got a lot of the meanings wrong like compass.

vickydevoka:
Bayalsa people black de fear me, n Dem no de like leave dere area

I suspect that you haven't been to Bayelsa before. Not everybody is that dark.

proclinician:
Na so the hatred reach? 100 guys swear on their mother's grave that a rival cultist must die. They even find am enter mtn office. Wetin mtn no go see for everywhere they go.

Haha...this cracked me up.

Islie:
The murdered customer, who was identified as Victor Abasii, was a native of Ogu town in the Yenagoa Local Government Area of the state. He was 28y ears old.



https://saharareporters.com/2020/11/06/cult-members-invade-mtn-office-bayelsa-kill-customer

Town has been getting kind of too rough lately.

ILuvBreasts:
no where in Nigeria beats Rivers and Bayelsa when it comes to cultism and violence related matters..if you know you know.

Edo should be among that list too.

what a pity.

Dande55:
Answer his question. Is France in Nigeria? Why are they protesting over a cartoon of a peadophile who took Africans as slaves?

Oga the two groups na mumu dey worry dem.

Hello, good morning everyone. I've been reading a lot of topics about the Ijaw and have come across certain posts that say Ijaw originally came as European ship indentured servants from as far away as Ghana, Togo, India etc.

please I'd like someone to elaborate on this since I haven't read any true historical book that confirmed this. No insults, it's just arouses my curiousity.

Thanks in advance.

Hello people! I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this but here goes.

My mom bought this cream from the market called Funbarth-ALL thinking it was like a body cream version of Funbact-A. I've been looking at the cream for hours now and I haven't seen the companies trademarks and there's little information about it in the net.

I just want to know if anybody here knows of any such cream or have used it. Were they any damages at all? I need to know before she uses it. please if you have , give me info.

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Hello people! I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this but here goes.

My mom bought this cream from the market called Funbarth-ALL thinking it was like a body cream version of Funbact-A. I've been looking at the cream for hours now and I haven't seen the companies trademarks and there's little information about it in the net.

I just want to know if anybody here knows of any such cream or have used it. Were they any damages at all? I need to know before she uses it. please if you have , give me info.

shit don be! But let's wait and see.

Jokerman:
Where are those wicked Northerners here who were claiming the igbos were instigating the destruction of Lagos?

See what's happening in Owerri, can we say the yorubas are destroying Igbo land??

Northerners here instigating and fermenting trouble... desist or face the wrath of God

Thank you ,,, where are they now?

Sobasojek:
I go kill all your whole family members, fry their dead bodies and eat them

osheyy ooo....Mr human eater ....thank God for your life .. more elbow grease. goat.

Sobasojek:
Oloribu coward. Hiding in his useless room talking about war. Come out and talk about war. Come to lekki toll gate

guy calm down ,,, all these things wen you dey talk you go get am...idiot ..carry you dey dey one side door make I sight better people.

Sobasojek:
Arindin. I go kill your whole family no be my mouth. Oloriburuku omo ofo ipob alayebaje. Aye awon obi e ti baje mo tile. Olorisebe

no wam,,,come and kill o....our last born naim go carry you shine shoe..since normally you like servitude ...we go give you for free,,, useless idiot.

You don fight buhari and the other witches from your village wen don oppress you finish ... goatish goat.

Sobasojek:
Omo ofo oloripelebe olofo didan olorisebe. The war you’re inviting will surely consume you

Come on dey well,,,, person like you dey talk of war? I mount here dey wait you...bastard child. Keep licking Buhari's ass, coward.

Sobasojek:
Oloriburuku olofo didan alayebaje elenu shipoti alainironu

Where are the warriors in aba, portharcourt, calabar, onitsha, nnewi, ebonyi, enugu ?

Take am say we no fit track you? ,,,, My nigga you're on lapses!! Make we minus this thread meet me one on one make I comot your teeth pour trowey for street. jonsin motherfucker.

Sobasojek:
Oloriburuku olofo didan alayebaje elenu shipoti alainironu

Where are the warriors in aba, portharcourt, calabar, onitsha, nnewi, ebonyi, enugu ?

Anyeeee ,,,,wail all you want mr divider .......we are in this and no turning back. you can go back to start sucking Buhari's dick now.....Obori nama! come on clear way comot for my front make I see better people for thread. Your account isn't even a month old.......lazy bastard. Careless manchi.

Sobasojek:
Shut up ipob

Better I be Ipob than to be Zombie like you. keep face like juju wen your mama no fit serve well. Scum of the earth , Buhari dick sucker better Bleep out of here. Tribalistic slowpoke. How much dem pay you? abi the money include Buhari naked pic wen you go carry masturbate?

When youths are talking ,keep your idiocy to yourself.

Sobasojek:
Don’t mind those foolish low iq idiots.

We have so many warriors in warri, militants in ph, warriors in Benin, aba, onitsha, enugu, owerri, ebonyi, asaba

How come Lagos protests is getting more violent?

Definitely some people have another agenda to cause unrest in Lagos by hiding under end sars tag

Paid fake account that was created October 12 2020.......Your divide and rule tactics will not work.

Cassandrax:
Enugu state government has warned you all. Don't be fooled.

The same set of people that brought this government on us due to selfish interest and lied for five years that the government is working and that there is no insecurity when people are dying in hundreds are now trying to pull the government down by force, the government will return fire for fire because they were duly elected. Be wise.

If the buhari government had favoured that particular section of the country by giving them juicy appointments and promising them presidency, I swear they would be no protest today from this particular section of the country.

Remember this same set of people were laughing and rejoicing when crocodile smile and python dance went to the SS and SE.

Be wise.

I am not against anyone, just making common sense.
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Guy Lagos has all tribes from different angles of the Nigerian federation. Anything that happens to Lagos touches everything in this country. Don't just stay there and spitting trash man. Igbo , Ijaw etc were among the protests in lag.

Where are the graphic photos naa?