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I got this on facebook and it cracked me up real good, decided to share it. Jay Z and Ricky Ross tho

I'm yet to have light for over one week. My consolation which is my Gen is taking more of my money than my girlfriend, I spend between 2k to 4K daily to fuel Gen when I never get car in which buy a litre at the rate of 200. My savings have depleted seriously and I'll soon be pushed to touch my "foreign reserves". To crown everything, due to the economy situation, I'm still unemployed. And somebody will come here and say PMB is working, that we are just wailing. God Punish all of you. It is when we all will be sent to our villages and be return to the Stone Age, that's when y'all will realize that it isn't about "wailers" and "Zombies". In other news, I NEED A JOB.

This version of the story makes perfect sense. I just wonder why a Chief of Staff will follow Gun men he hired to kill a VIP who has escorts. In which world does that happen And what would be the motive

Who are the participants of dis summit retreat...

what religion and beliefs will still do to some people and lives, we no go watch am finish. What happened to love, understanding and happiness in a marriage. Some people will just grow old waiting for the "perfect partner.

geni340:
#deeper life...what does he know bout giving head
only missionary shit

Thank God i'm not deeper life... May dis crush never crush me to death

gabbytabby:
Money in the hands of a northerner you get dangote. Money in the hands of a southerner you get the likes of Wike, Amaechi, Tompolo,, Dokubo,

You just mentioned a few

teufelein:
your pseudo-liberalism will surely lead you to early grave. what is good in dirty islam? if at all you are igbo be reminded what our wise ancestors said: if a path is good we must follow it.

Carry your Biafra infested self forward. Fight ur war alone and don't drag most Igbo down with you.

Why can't Igbos be Muslims Where does it say that Igbos can't be Muslims? But I guess it's okay to be a follower of this little gods. Please think before exposing your ignorance on social media.

teufelein:
you're not igbo...go and search for your true parental lineage. no real/true igbo exchange freedom for slavery. islam is a dirty cult. is all.ah of arabs bigger than Chukwuokikeabhiama.

I am Igbo with a liberal mind and not one infested with the pointless Biafran idealism. I know my roots well. We are in a world where people are free to choose whatever they want to believe. If you want to force Christianity on people that decided to be Muslims, what makes you different from the Muslims in the north converting xtians forcefully.

isn't it illogical that a VIP that wants too assasinate another VIP who has escorts follows the gunmen to assasinate such person. We are not kids nau

I see nothing bad in it. What's wrong wit been a muslim? I am Igbo and both of my parents are. My mom's uncle died a muslim, not just a muslim, an IMAM there in Imo State. Some christians are gradually becoming that which they criticize.

Rivers is just a state of too many rich and power hungry people using the poor masses as pawns in their deadly politics. all these violence could have been averted only if the 2 parties had cll their supporters to order, instead, they were encouraging their supporters.

Osun State is a very lucky state o, having a tout and a comedian as a governor, which state can be this lucky....

fulanimafia:
If this did not Jewenize or Christianize Nigeria...

Thi was one of his trips to Jerusalem, which was a personal pilgrmage and has nothing to do with Bi-lateral relations.

Fresh facts are now emerging on why the Federal Government last week withdrew the charges against Elder Godson Orubebe, a former minister in charge of the Ministry of Niger Delta in the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan who was arraigned before the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, on allegations of false declaration of assets.

Sources confirmed that the decision to withdraw the charges was based on a legal advice from the Federal Ministry of Justice in which it was strongly canvassed that the case against Orubebe as presently constructed and filed was fundamentally defective.

The legal advice from the Ministry of Justice was to the effect that since Orubebe was not invited to make a statement on the allegations against him, the process of arraignment was fundamentally flawed.

The legal advice referred to Section 379 sub-section (1) (a) of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act 2015 which listed the ingredients that must be forwarded as part the process to be filed by the prosecution before the commencement of the case as including in (iv) “ copies of statements of the defendant”.

go and sit down Mister. I just wonder how some people reason with their Anus. You are shouting that Wike should be taken to the ICC because of killings in Rivers State. What of the Killing of the Shi'ites in the North by the Military, the Killing of Unarmed IPOB members and the recent Fulani Heardsmen killings in which your President's quietness is synonymous to supporting such heneous crimes, why are you not clamoring for him to be prosecuted by the ICC. some people will just come on here to spit trash... *spits*

Jadekitana:
But most tall guys have really long d.icks, i'm surprised yours is tiny! However this shouldn't be a problem at all, focus on your education and stop thinking about it. When you wanna finally date anyone,make sure she's a novice and then u must improvise during sex, have vast ideas, you could try whips and chains, intimacy gadgets, go fettish etc, that's my advice.

Whips n chains? Lmao which naija babe go gree do.

AngryNigerian:
#200k? You can start a gift shop!

Gift shop, enlighten me please.

duchess25:
babes no mind dem a**holes.the op is a damn slowpoke for asking such a useless question.first of all he should put up his pix let's see.after that he should put up that of his sisters let's see.am sure the op is a damn ugly broke guy who can't even stop a babe on the road much more dating one.I don't deal with empty brain guys who probably makes empty brain babes bleach for them in the name of lightskin rules.definitely he is a teenager wanking off in front of some cheap P*rn and fantazing about non existence girls.@op get a life,make money and think like a man stop playing with some little girls self esteems.

my dear evergan goodnite jare no mind them small boys with empty brain. To all the matured guys I greet all of una

We greet u back

Hehehe... shoprite shouldn't even think of opening a store here. Na there u go know say Aba people can price anything anywhere. #JustKidding.

fulanimafia:
I don't think so.

APC still controls 22 states including Lagos (clear majority compared to PDP's 13), and we control the Federal Government that shares the revenue to all other states (including Rivers). Ameachi remains a Federal Minister of Transport while Dakuku Peterside is the new NIMASA Chairman.

Furthermore, Ameachi the Lion of Ubima retains his title as the Jonathan slayer that helped rescue Nigeria from the fangs of the PDP by kicking 'em out of Aso Rock.

We are still sitting pretty iyar'uwa .

I guess you re oblivious why the APC is fighting to get Rivers. They failed in Delta, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom, Rivers was their last target and they have failed in that also. These 4 states are Nigerian oil rich states and if the federal govt can control those states then it will have required funds to fund their party. They only have lagos, which has a seaport. Rivers has both a seaport and also oil rich. Losing Rivers is definitely a big blow to the ruling party.

evegran:
Advice noted but I'll decide who deserves a "saucy" response and who deserves a nice response.

All dis naija fine gehs sef

octopusfreaky:
i just pray i find one

They are out there, just that most of u girls look down on good guys.

Never lay ur hands on a woman even if she's ur wife. It doesn't make u a man, it makes u less.

Some people just take things too serious... Evegran, in as much as I admire ur response to some idiotic posts n all, u should also learn not to sound saucy. Just an advice n no offence intended.

I think you need a male friend who doesn't see you as a sex tool and who you can confide in.

evegran:
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

he has apologised nau

Strahovski1:
I used to be one of searchiing4love top fans! Even till now. And anyone who is liking foreign women I have and will always support.

You don't have to apologise. Take d beef to a whole new level let's have some e-fight.

Hi my sick minded friend .... let's cause chaos together

They forgive you. Maybe not evegran. That babe Is pissed.

None... as long as there's no NLander with a sick mind.

If i'm to activate my sinistermind, dis drama on her shud move to FP .