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We had Enyi the boss (maths teacher) because of his teeth
Music teacher - Mozart

Why she come use wedding cake do birthday na?

Are these the real boko boys or the new JAMBSites I juss tire for naija. This will be a free zone for religious bashing now.

Thanks OP, i celebrate them too. To all new generation hands on fathers, I salute!

NRI PRIEST: Its called "onya-ikuku" in Anambra/Igbo. Just because it doesn't have a name in your Igbo dialect doesn't mean others didn't create a name for it.

Are you for real? I would never had gotten the answer in a million years. I've always called it bolom bolom (na so dem tell us wen we be small pikin). Thanks Nri Priest

ifyalways: Bolom-bolom

How u take know wetin I wan type? Na bolom bolom we dey call am

If you sleep with a married woman for the 1st time in your life and while you are at it, you can't withdraw your penis because the husband put magun on his wife

Equal except when i'm really in the talking mood then i don't mind calling 100 times to gist and if the gist is really interesting, he calls back to follow the gist......hehehe. Basically, we dont keep records of calls

Indian authorities added murder charges Saturday for suspects in the brutal gang rape that led to the death of a 23-year-old woman and sent outraged protesters to the streets.
The suspects already faced rape charges.
Six people, including a minor and a bus driver, have been arrested in connection with the rape that occurred in New Delhi this month.
Throngs of protesters have taken to the streets for days, demanding more protection for women and punishment for those behind the assault.
Fearing massive protests following the death, police tightened security in the capital city of Delhi and barricaded some sites of previous rallies.
Reported rape cases in India -- where a cultural stigma keeps many victims from reporting the crime -- have increased drastically over the past four decades -- from 2,487 in 1971 to 24,206 in 2011, according to official figures.
New Delhi alone had 572 rapes reported last year and more than 600 in 2012.
One such recent case involved a girl, 17, who said she was gang-raped during the Hindu festival of Diwali on November 13. A formal case wasn't registered by police until 14 days later.
The girl committed suicide Wednesday by ingesting poison, according to authorities in the Patiala district of Punjab, in northern India.
In her suicide note, she blamed her alleged rapists. Three suspects -- including a female accomplice -- have been arrested.
Most women in India have stories of sexual harassment and abuse on public transportation, on the streets and elsewhere, said Seema Sirohi of the Indian Council on Global Relations.
"There are a lot of reasons why this happens, but the patriarchal system is one, a lack of policing is another and general treatment of women is not equal to men, even though it may be so under the law," Sirohi said.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/12/29/world/asia/india-rape-victim/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Wickedness of the highest order. It seems we as a race are losing the part of us that makes us human....sad

saintneo: enjoying my christmas grass
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You are a cow thought you were human.......my bad!

This car fine sha

Mr. Globe:
nna nawa am still trying to understand this ladiescidris elba fantasies. I get it he's tall, is he built? whatever



btw, I heard dude is gay. Don't quote me.

There's this masculine sexiness about him not just because he's tall and yea, he's got the shoulders

Oyibo don dey kolo...this woman must be seeking for love. No sane woman with a loving man will offer her boobs to be sucked by tigers. Even if she no get children, na man she go give her breasts to not animals...yuck!

I love her red lipstick, she's such a beautiful fashionable woman. I love her for raising a wonderful man who knows how to make a woman feel so good. I love her for raising a responsible, balanced and God-fearing man. I love her for instilling discipline in her children. I love doing girls stuff with her like shopping, going to the salon...hehehe, so many things to love about Maama mee. I have 2 mothers: my biological mum and my mummy in law..they are both great women

Woman don suffer...chai! Everything na woman, extra-marital affair, elopement...na woman. Have they stopped to ask who they have affairs with, if not men? I juss tire for this gender debasement. Women are supposed to be cherished and nourished not debased.

By 2015, Nigerians will know that Jonathan and his team meant well for Nigeria - GEJ
4 years is not enough - GEJ
The president eats 2ce a day
Committees are still working, no report submitted
Ex-presidents are businessmen
He will fix Benin-Ore road
I create wealth not reduce poverty - Jonathan
FG is not in dialogue with BH (hope BH boys watched this media chat)

5hrs.....dunno what we were talking abt sef

Donalð Genes: Hope Buhari is reading the speech if not someone should forward this conceeding speech to his e-mail

Not just Buhari, Atiku too. Hope they'll learn a thing or 2 from this.

seanet01: That is what it is. This is what happens to people who seldom take time out to visit Their Fatherland. They will not be able to realize what is on ground. I know what is happening in Lagos. Everytime i am in ng i make sure i spend at least a week in Lagos. Ibos are constituting a nuisance to the well being of Lagos. 70% of Lagos okada drivers are ibos.

Who told you 70% of Okada drivers are Ibos?? Dumb Ass!!! Mr One Week!

For this to be successful, there must be more than one person invigilating this exam. But no 'giraffing' for this kain exam

Bee4real: May God Almighty see us through from all this mess. My opinion about this issue of Gen Shuwa's killing is that, I want to subscribe fully to the idea of IGBO and CIVIL WAR REVENGE is not far away from the truth, lets look at these:
1. if a learned man to the level and highly respected man like Chinua Achebe can stil refered to CIVIL WAR even to Late Awo, what do you think of ordinary Igbo men on the street.
2.While is it that the killings happen within the period of POST MORTEN BIRTH DAY CELEBRATION of OCHUKWU.
3.While would BOKO-HARAM denied the killing of this man if they actually did, afterall they have killed innocent people both in CHURCH, MOSQUE, SCHOOLS, MARKETS, UNIVERSITY and so on, WHILE WOULD THEY DENIED THIS?
4.If the late Awo was not forgiven for his alleged role in Nigeria/civil war, While do we think GEN SHUWA will be forgiven for his active role on this matter..
5. some unconfirmed report said JTF killed the Gen. while is it difficult for IGBOS in army to do the dirty deal..
I rest my case for now.

My friend stop spewing rubbish, your english killed the guy!

@Op, babes don frustrate you with their demands...lol. But seriously, I think male bankers should stop showing off what they haven't got. A lot of them live on borrowed things..cars, fridges, generators (all on loan). Then they want to date babes with peruvian, brazillian hair, jimmy choo shoes, michael kors wrist watches, etc. If you fancy a designer babe, don't get frustrated when she asks for money to maintain her lifestyle. Instead look for a sensible girl with an affordable lifestyle so you won't keep coming back to nairaland to cry.

Obesity is contagious - Denny Crane

So what have they achieved now all in the name of religion and tradition? They should be killed slowly and painfully too. Can't imagine what they young girl must have gone through before giving up the ghost. Heartless parents!

May her soul rest in peace! Sad

U need to borrow Usain Bolt's running shoes and take off. Run for your life!! That guy will make your life miserable. If you have kept yourself for that long and he still thinks you are a flirt, he is insecure and such men will never appreciate your worth as a woman. Marriage is a lifetime affair, it's better you have a broken courtship than a broken marriage. There are better, more loving and definitely faithful men out there. Be Wise!!!

Proverbs 29:18
Topic: Vision is the key to your future.
3 things that prevent people from achieveing their vision:
Failing to understand the nature of your vision
Failing to recognize the cost of vision
Failing to understand the principles of fulfilling your vision

It was a very great and enlightening service