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Beebah2000:
Aunty, are u a virgin??

Why do you want to know?

Brainard22:
There's a virginity thread!

Na you never see am
I went there this morning

It's been there since 2013

Please post link abeg

It's doing me to lose my virginity but I'm a child of God

walesoflyf:
Hmmm... For the first time, I'm reading something quite intelligible from you... You try...

Thunder fire you!!!

Righteousness2 please come and bless this thread.

#virginforlife

PLEASE DO NOT DERAIL THIS THREAD, ELSE YOU'LL BE REPORTED TO THE MODS. SEUN HERE'S WHERE I CHIP IN THAT YOU SHOULD MAKE ME A MODERATOR so I can ban anyone who derails this thread.

I've not seen any virginity/chastity thread on nairaland. So I opened this one.

This thread is for people who are virgins or people that have decided to abstain from sex.

Here we will inspire each other and beat the temptations of fornication.

Once again welcome

Pumpumking:
Please describe yor sef...u gots yansh please?

Voluntarily deactivate your account and leave nairaland. Everybody is tired of you.

Shebi you were bashing me on the other thread that I only talk about 'prickkk and pucy' shebi you're talking about the Bible on this thread? And you even lied that you don't talk about 'prikkk and pucy'

Pumpumking God will punish you. Thunder fire that your tiny dick.

I'm a bit like that.

Is he playful?

Pumpumking:

all u allways talk about is pucccccy priiik pucccçy prikkkk pucccccy priiick Dik, oko oko oko oko oko oko puta puta pyta prikkk puccy pucccy priiiik dik obo 0bo dik oko prikkkk....are u ok in the head & cant u find church to go too??(shaking my London head)

See kettle calling pot black

isaiah4life:
Marriage is overrated.

I think it's love. People place too much value on finding romantic love. The media has set ridiculous standards for love. Everyone wants to experience that feeling of being in love (romantic love)

Some are not even ready to commit themselves and sacrifice. They just want people to love them. After all with the way media has shown it (thanks to romantic movies, novels and reality shows) it has to be a sweet, wonderful feeling.

JerryBizz:
Oh, are you still talking to me??
Oh... My bad...
Take the bolded up with @ Seun. Or better still, your God.
*Trashy *

* Brushes her shoulder using mine, and walks off leaving her standing there *

Stop disturbing Mr. Seun

When he finally makes me a mod, guess what? I'm going to ban you till 3121

JerryBizz:
Awwwn...a hater identified. Doctor Siofra, the diagnostic specialist. Don't be Mangnoliaa's mouth piece. I prefer it coming from her. Than you, uninvited.
No wonder you keep posting photos of half naked ladies on this site. Sex must sell. I get it. You haven't diagnosed yourself of your own one-track mind obsession- anything sex. And seeking attention from Nairaland men, though you coverup by bashing them. You just want their mentions in the end. I used to know someone who is like you. I understand.

Oh and I love sex. Oh yes I love it.

I mean as a feminazi it's my ultimate goal on earth to enjoy my sexuality and embrace it.

Oh and I post good-looking, sexy men too in case you didn't see that one.

JerryBizz:
Yawns **
Trashy.
Stop hyperventilating already.
Goodbye

Are you done?

Okay.

JerryBizz:
Awwwn...a hater identified. Doctor Siofra, the diagnostic specialist. Don't be Mangnoliaa's mouth piece. I prefer it coming from her. Than you, uninvited.
No wonder you keep posting photos of half naked ladies on this site. Sex must sell. I get it. You haven't diagnosed yourself of your own one-track mind obsession- anything sex. And seeking attention from Nairaland men, though you coverup by bashing them. You just want their mentions in the end. I used to know someone who is like you. I understand.

Yeah i love to have a good time on nairaland. Their bashing helps me flex my insults vocabulary.

It's sad that I can't monetise the attention though

JerryBizz:
Here you are again using your alternate account to ask men for money. Yet again.
Then you come to accuse me of having SPD ? LMAO. Under a comment that I was having with another lady that is far above your class and exposure. Wonder what your aim was, lol.

Seems yesterday, I got under your skin. It was fun while it lasted
. Hear how authoritative she even is. Entitled mentality much!?

Name my alternate accounts or remain silent forever.

You got under my skin How
I don't remember engaging anyone with serious mental disorder yesterday.

JerryBizz:
Here you are again using your alternate account to ask men for money. Yet again.
Then you come to accuse me of having SPD ? LMAO. Under a comment that I was having with another lady that is far above your class and exposure. Wonder what your aim was, lol.

Seems yesterday, I got under your skin. It was fun while it lasted
. Hear how authoritative she even is. Entitled mentality much!?

Name my alternate accounts or remain silent forever.

You got under my skin How
I don't remember engaging people with mental illness yesterday.

temitope27:
since I know you for this forum, u have never talk anything sensible, ashewo oshi

So Is it by force to be sensible

If I was a guy, I would totally let my GF get this kind of tattoo because she is an adult and has the right to do whatever she wants with her body.

Will you?

Ryda:
They should please do.
Imagine begging Airtel customer care to help stabilize the fluctuating network on my sim even when I have active data plan.

You sabi


I still can't believe I beg for a stable internet connection. Something I'm paying for o

Fur Seal
Fur seals have demonstrated extremely bizarre sexual behavior in the recent past. Researchers have captured fur seals trying to sexually assault penguins. In Marion Island, researchers observed multiple different occurrences of Antarctica fur seals coercing king penguins to sex. This study is published in the journal Polar Biology.

Nairaland redpillers behave like fur seals.
Example OYINBOGOJU

Upjis:
He looks dirty

At least he still looks very attractive.

BobbieZion:
You are what?
With your distorted and bisexual orientation?

I'm a straight conservative Christian sir

Magnoliaa:
Firstly, is it the girl or the boy I'm currently interacting with? Who is behind the account?

Secondly, physically cheated? I don't understand. Wth does that mean?
And lastly, good luck to you with your dating quest.

My dear you're talking to somebody with a chronic case of split personality disorder.

This thing is very serious o

Shedrack777:
loreettaa, you've either done multiple abortions or you've been taken much contraceptive

Why are nairaland men foolish like this

chatinent:
The thing choke me o. E come bi like na hand wey dey collect handshake she dey talk about.

When she wears an off shoulder blouse it can show. Especially if she has big breasts.

It's not as if she's going around showing it.

Hmm

Who released this werey from psychiatric hospital

That person no try at all.

pocohantas:
A confused man is;

This one will pepper them o

Reverse happened to me. On this guys birthday I bought a cake for him and wished him a happy birthday. But few months to my birthday he stopped talking to me.

He thinks he has sense

Take Nigerian men serious at your peril.
*Spits

God when?

Jflex07:
You went to transgender page on IG to get their pictures... Are you actually this jobless? This is all shades of wrong.

Are they transgenders

I didn't know that.

How did you know? Are you a top fan?