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Politics / Re: We No Dey Build Shi-shi! by Sirianese: 4:22am On May 01
AuschwitzPrefec:
Because they can't point to a single legacy project or any project for that matter that their Messiah built and commissioned from scratch, they are now pushing the frugality and minimalist form of governance. This is despite the fact that Obi was far from frugal when it came to public funds. Instead, Obi sold them a dummy of investing their collective federal handout cheque into his personal portfolio.

Now they are all out condemning every project that this current government is proposing and undertaking and declaring it wasteful.

Mind you these are the people regurgitating their cult hero's mantra of moving the nation from consumption to production. To them the much needed investment in public infrastructure like roads, bridges and rail lines is a waste. Their position is that Nigerians are starving and such investment should go to stomach infrastructure.

So here we are with this duplicitous dialectic Obidient zombies kicking against govt spending on much needed infrastructure.


We know what you are and it's not human!

Politics / Re: Sokoto Donates 20 New Motorcycles To DSS (photos) by Sirianese: 11:40pm On Apr 30
Gistmedia10:
The Sokoto State Government according to reports on Tuesday, provided twenty operational motorcycles to enhance the efforts of the State Command of the Department of State Security in combating banditry in the eastern part of the State as reported by NTA on Tuesday.

During the presentation of the motorcycles to the State Director of the Command at the Government House, the Secretary to Sokoto State Government, Muhammad Bello Sifawa, emphasized that the gesture aims to bolster the Security Forces' endeavours in safeguarding the lives and properties of the people in the State.

What does DSS do with motorcycles
Education / Re: Young Boy With An Insane Math Skills Shocks Everyone (Video) by Sirianese: 11:38pm On Apr 30
Gistmedia10:
A young Nigerian boy has amazed observers with his remarkable mathematical abilities. In a viral video, the unidentified boy was approached by a bystander who presented him with challenging math problems.

The bystander used his phone calculator to solve some complex equations. After revealing the result, he turned to the boy and asked for his answer, anticipating hesitation or a different outcome.

To the astonishment of those present, the boy confidently provided the exact same answer as displayed on the digital calculator, without any hesitation. His precise and swift response left everyone speechless, as they struggled to comprehend his advanced mathematical skills at such a young age.
shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_PCZX2ySjs

Someone should introduce this boy to Chess-in-Slums ((Tunde Onakoya) immediately

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Crime / Re: Police Inspector Cuts Wife’s Hand In Jos Over N20,000 (Graphic) by Sirianese: 11:34pm On Apr 30
post=129716704:


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/police-inspector-cuts-wifes-hand-in-jos-over-n20000/

He took the hand off, clean..his own wife, pregnant with his own child! shocked

Nigerian policemen are not human, they're wild beasts
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion Palliative Loans by Sirianese: 3:28pm On Apr 16
Fearyourcreator:

Oh! Now I understand... Na you again .. lolzzzz

You see how low your intelligence is??
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion Palliative Loans by Sirianese: 3:23pm On Apr 16
Fearyourcreator:

Oh! Now I understand... Na you again .. lolzzzz

Eru aiye cheesy
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion Palliative Loans by Sirianese: 3:22pm On Apr 16
Fearyourcreator:

Woke woke... See as body dey pepper you ... Ebi ti fe lu e kpa... Your parents no offend me ... go find work...Bye

How is your wife...hope she divorced your broke, imbécile àss already

Eru aiye like you
Politics / Re: FG Begins Disbursement Of ₦‎200 Billion Palliative Loans by Sirianese: 2:43pm On Apr 16

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Crime / Re: Akpata And Uniben Incident: The Unraveling Paradox Of An "Unlawyerly" Lawyer by Sirianese: 7:24am On Apr 16
Is that how the UNIBEN teaches its students to seek out interaction with other people?

OP is foolishness personified, clearly
Crime / Re: How Meta Force Works. Dnt Get Scammed By Liars. by Sirianese: 7:17am On Apr 16
Another MMM

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Crime / Re: Man Shot Doctor After Orgasm by Sirianese: 7:14am On Apr 16
DyingFetus:

Congrats to the guy for job well done


One of the reasons i only see female doctors because I don't want a guy handling my balls and fingering my ass hole.

I swear I'm not gay

You wouldn't mind getting pegged by a woman, would you cheesy
Politics / Re: LASG Initiates Removal Of Illegal Properties To Prevent Flooding by Sirianese: 7:03am On Apr 16

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Politics / Re: Over 1,000 Kidnapped Victims So Far Rescued Without Ransom — FG by Sirianese: 7:02am On Apr 16

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Osun Won’t Tolerate Unlawful Gatherings - Amotekun Warns by Sirianese: 6:56am On Apr 16
AqualinaXYZ:
Agitators wan commot honey for Yoruba people mouth




Yoruba wey no dey take ear hear disintegration





If this country divide Yorubas will be buying fuel N27k a liter from south south grin

If you had two grains of sense left inside your skull you'd know that the only people eating honey are APC top dogs irrespective of tribe

And if you think there's anywhere in the world where fuel is sold at 27k per liter then you're even more stupid than you appear to be at first glance

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Politics / Re: State Of The Onion - Biden SOTU Speech. by Sirianese: 3:25am On Apr 16
Genocide Joe
Politics / Re: Who Is Now The National Leader Of The APC ? by Sirianese: 1:29am On Apr 16
WorldRichest:


The way you see Buhari, can he lead anything? Even his wife Aisha Buhari was humiliated under Buhari's nose. Such a useless nincompoop. Try that with Tinubu and see how family members will gather to bury the culprit.

The god of Politics and Economics Emilokan Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban Borgu the City Boy Extraordinaire Omo Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji is life leader of the APC while Nyezom Wike the wicked one is the national leader of PDAPC

Your soul is covered with darkness
Politics / Re: Who Is Now The National Leader Of The APC ? by Sirianese: 1:24am On Apr 16
Travel / Re: Makeup Artist, Abigail Finally Laid To Rest In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Sirianese: 12:50am On Apr 16
saphiere:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5zOTamtKDq/?igsh=dWszaW11enV1Y2J3

lalasticlala nlfpmod

The crackhead in Alausa can never think in this direction tongue As fùcked-up as 'Pastor' Eno is he still has more sense than all those needle-jockeys in high places

Politics / Re: Malam Nasir El-Rufai Delivers A Lecture To Senior Government Officials In Borno by Sirianese: 12:33am On Apr 16
How about Matawalle he needs to do his idol-worship stunts here as usual cool
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by Sirianese: 6:21pm On Apr 15
Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

OP the mistake you made was cutting off the relationship immediately after you banged her, now she feels used and she's out for revenge. If you go back to her now, she knows you can be pushed around therefore she always has the upper hand...

You should've kept banging till you both naturally get tired of each other, otherwise just keep your dìck to yourself and avoid wahala
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by Sirianese: 6:14pm On Apr 15
thesicilian:

Wow.
What's her crime?
Some of you will be worse than Idi Amin, Abacha and Hitler combined if given the opportunity to be in power

Insurbpdination and lack of professionalism
Properties / Re: Landlord Throws Graduate-Tenant Properties Outside In Uyo During Heavy Rain-pics by Sirianese: 12:40am On Apr 15
Dontblink:
A Landlord in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State threw out his tenant and her belongings under a heavy downpour.

The lady in the picture was thrown out on Monday by her landlord for her inability to pay her rent of 3,5OO per month. So for 5 days since she was thrown out, she has nowhere else to move her things to.

Interestingly, this lady is a graduate from Ikot Abasi LGA of the state. According to her, she graduated from the University of Uyo in 2005, served,and returned home, and hadn't been able to secure a job since then to date. This was the saddest part of her story as she only sells groundnuts to make ends meet.

May God help each and every one of us after school.🙏

So because she be graduate she no go pay rent again?

If you wanna help her, go ahead and do it..that graduate format no dey work again abeg

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Family / Re: I Have A Very Toxic Mother, Please Advice Me by Sirianese: 12:07am On Apr 15
Jewessgratitud3:



Have you heard the womans side of the story? The op just came and painted the woman bad all through and never even mentioned one thing she did wrong at least. That 💯 blame on the Mom is what I find hard to believe. I'm not saying the Op s lying. True, there are toxic mothers but with how calm she claims she is no sane mother will treat her like that except the mother has mental issues but op is not telling us but then why is she not exibiting her madness to the boys?

You see... Any girl that keeps having problems with her mother, its either the mother didn't allow her to live anyhow life like her mates and so she feels the mother is caging her and begins to see her as toxic but they'll hide under abuse to attract sympathy and paint the mother bad. That's how most of them behave nowadays

Some won't realize the Mom is doing them good until one Street urchin impregnates them then theyll want to turn back to their Mom after bringing her shame.

She ran away before and the mother begged her to come back. A toxic mother will not care or bother to beg her. Thats to tell you the woman still has feelings and is avoiding something. That is why I said she should go and test that freedom she thinks she's missing. No be people wen we don handle their type before?

This is something I've seen before and not even recently...you're quite right

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Crime / Re: Army To Investigate Officers For Torturing Hotel Manager To Death In Abia by Sirianese: 12:03am On Apr 15
Properties / Re: Landlord Throws Graduate-Tenant Properties Outside In Uyo During Heavy Rain-pics by Sirianese: 11:06pm On Apr 14
Dontblink:
A Landlord in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State threw out his tenant and her belongings under a heavy downpour.

The lady in the picture was thrown out on Monday by her landlord for her inability to pay her rent of 3,5OO per month. So for 5 days since she was thrown out, she has nowhere else to move her things to.

Interestingly, this lady is a graduate from Ikot Abasi LGA of the state. According to her, she graduated from the University of Uyo in 2005, served,and returned home, and hadn't been able to secure a job since then to date. This was the saddest part of her story as she only sells groundnuts to make ends meet.

May God help each and every one of us after school.🙏

Sad

I feel so bad for her
Family / Re: I Have A Very Toxic Mother, Please Advice Me by Sirianese: 10:43pm On Apr 14
Mom007:

I thank God you mentioned his name in your last paragraph so at least u are a Christian. Go and read the whole of James 3, in the backdrop of what Gid said about honoring your father and mother, and come back let's talk

Okay you think it's only Christians that know God? cheesy
Family / Re: I Have A Very Toxic Mother, Please Advice Me by Sirianese: 10:27pm On Apr 14
Jewessgratitud3:


Look, I'm a lady and i'm not judging you or trying to excuse your Moms behavior but trying to let you know all shes doing is to protect you and your siblings and prevent you from bringing her shame but because you already have a mindset that she's toxic you won't see it from that angle. Please erase that notion from your head.

Now, have you sat down to think what are those things you're doing she doesn't like... Have you examined your attitude towards her? Ok if you're calm like you claim then why is she abusing you physically? Only a mad person will attack a calm person sitting on her own.

Again, are you working? You asked if my Mom still beat me at 26.. well she was already late by the time I turned 26 but before then she still talks to me like a baby if I don't do what she wants and I know I'm the one looking for her trouble. But then I was working and as a working class lady when I get back from work I'll carry jerrycan on my head to go look for water when it's my turn on the roster if I don't want my ears to be full that day because I'm still under her roof but now if they tell you people to do certain chores you'll be forming big girl.
Even in my late 30s I still carried baff on my head to fetch water in my sisters house before her husband dug a borehole for her. That's how far a good home training can go.

Lastly, look for money and get a place of your own and seek her consent before leaving but don't use it as a license to begin to live anyhow life cos I know men, they'll be flocking around you. Don't get carried away so your mother won't say, she said it.

So all I'm saying is get off your high horses. You too will be a mother someday. Hm

Babe I have to disagree with you that woman is highly mental...not normal at all by any means

There is NOTHING a child can do to satisfy that kind of woman she describes

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Car Talk / Re: The 2021 Accord Is Not A Car,it's A Complete Animal! by Sirianese: 8:57pm On Apr 14
Jamahyel:
base in Abj.
Lexus rx350 2011

SUVs are wrong for racing because the centre of gravity is too high...just had to let you know bro, stop risking your life racing with an SUV

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Crime / Re: Multiple-Vehicle Accident on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Photos, video) by Sirianese: 6:50pm On Apr 14
NairaOcean:
On Sunday, chaos ensued along the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway as a collision involving five cars and a BRT bus caused a major disturbance. The video shared by LASTMA on its social media platform depicted the aftermath of the crash, revealing the extent of the damage sustained by the vehicles involved.

In a statement accompanying the video, LASTMA disclosed, "A multiple auto crash involving six vehicles including a BRT bus has occurred at NNPC, inwards Estate Alapere on Lagos-Ibadan Expressway." The incident resulted in a considerable traffic backlog stretching as far as Ogudu.

While details regarding the cause of the accident and any potential casualties are yet to be disclosed, LASTMA assured the public that their officers were swiftly deployed to the scene. The priority for the officers is to facilitate the movement of other motorists through the area, and immediate efforts are underway to clear the scene of the collision.

"However, our officers are present there working to ease movement for other motorists, and earnest effort has commenced to clear the scene," the statement emphasized.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXMM8oc5HhU

BRT bus no dey get correct brake before..

If you combine that with the Nigerian habit of cutting corners and eating company money, you'll know that those buses are all mobile coffins
Properties / Re: Ghanaian Man Excited At Mansion His Brother Built For Him While He Was Abroad by Sirianese: 6:46pm On Apr 14
inoki247:
Some people left the group chat...

All those ronu boys left the chat

Rossti-mental, Hell-anus, biodun55 etc...all those ones would sell their own parents for money

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