Weretuntun:
EVER SINCE,I SLEPT WITH THIS GIRL,MONEY HAS BEEN COMING EVERYWHERE,
ANYBODY WITH THIS EXPERIENCE?.

Better tie her to yourself immediately

SadiqBabaSani:
The attackers are not true Muslims

The religion of peace piss strikes again

Advancedman:


Poverty struck Nollywood or beggarwood

Olocho-wood is more like it

adamusuleiman1:
Gunmen attacked a police checkpoint on the Abakaliki/Enugu highway on Thursday, killing a policeman and setting a police patrol van on fire.



https://punchng.com/cop-killed-as-gunmen-attack-ebonyi-police-checkpoint/

Nobody can run away from the fruit of their labour it's not possible

MrBrownJay1:
as i said a few days ago:

Government and vehicle safety enforcement are way too preoccupied with how to squeeze out bribe money, they don't give a toss about the safety of their charges

All these centuries of continuous bloodshed because a lying pedophile rapist claimed to have seen a revelation?

Felaincarnated:
And Christianity nor Islam don't extort to carry out a burial. Abeg clean ur mouth

.Clean your papa mouth mumu

Amotolongbo:
If you’ve read the content of the news, you wouldn’t post this

Hell-anus can't read

Nigerians hide under tradition to extort the bereaved for money. What a heartless country

JayyXXX:
Exactly what your dad used to do.

Eeyaah, so the man is your Daddy shebi

Sorry bro

opera1:



Visist your nearest Army Barack for enquiry.

Read and pass fool. It was a rhetorical question

Fareke:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/04/okuama-army-invades-another-delta-community-arrests-10-persons-razes-homes/amp/

How come these gun-totting monkeys get killed like flies up north but never dare resort to such acts of barbarism?

All of you fools who supported their scorched-earth tactics against that innocent community, have y'all seen how brainless you are? Sexond-class citizens in your own land?

Lol

I pity who no fear women

Dude looks like a drug addict

Balablue64:
After voting for calamity now you are complaining, you must pay o

You dey mind them?

They're all animals

FreeStuffsNG:
Metson had also sent a message to Hancock, residing at Walnut Close in Waddington, during the early hours of March 25th, offering him £50 in exchange for Hancock’s assistance with an unspecified “job.”


His accomplice, Hancock, participated in the crime because of ordinary £50. Smh.

Those unpatriotic elements with low self esteem should come and see their yeye "saner" clime where someone accepted to dump in a river over 200 pieces of the dismembered body of his wife's friend for a paltry £50.

Our justice system will consider this kind of judgement as a slap on the wrist, he would have received death sentence in Nigeria where life has more value.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

If only you had sense you'd know that UK does not administer capital punishment, and that life actually has more value when it is deliberately preserved as opposed to it being wasted for whatever reason

NairaOcean:
At the bustling Computer Village Market in Lagos, a young lady found herself in agony after purchasing a faulty iphone for a hefty sum of 68,000 Naira.

The lady, eager for a good deal, decided to engage with a street vendor rather than patronizing the established phone shops in the area. This decision, made in an attempt to cut costs, ultimately led to her purchasing a phone that turned out to be defective.

"In the video making the rounds on the net, a concerned individual can be heard asking her why she didn't enter an appropriate phone shop for her purchase," noted one bystander who witnessed the unfolding scene.

The mischievous seller, responsible for the faulty device, is currently untraceable, leaving the distraught customer to lament her unfortunate experience.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bob3bxW-BaY

You can't fall for a computer-village scam if you control your greed

You only fall for such dirty gimmicks when you start dreaming of getting something for nothing

BigDawsNet:
But they can dash someone that travel from England to lagos by road brand new car

And when election time is around.. dey go to computer village to repair fone and go to saloon do eyes service.

Crack-cocaine remains under a worldwide ban for seriously cogent reasons

nlfpmod:


https://fij.ng/article/confirmed-8-months-after-lagos-govt-yet-to-fix-elevator-that-killed-doctor-in-odan-general-hospital/

Dummies still don't understand what it means to run an entire state not just by proxy but by using an actual crackhead

Kornfusedman:
No be only woman we go dey fear their jealousy o

Women transfer their ugly, ever-present spirit of jealousy to men, by principle of induction...such unfortunate men are invariably simps tho

When she cannot stop fuckîng other people's husbands...Korra olobo town-council

Bullshit

Globalinfo247:


Yours Sincerely,
DR,Ejezie Eureka Rollos MON
National President

Mumu response

aieromon:
The headline is misleading.

Relatives of Ogunbanjo filed the suit, not Hebert Wigwe.



https://apnews.com/article/abimbola-ogunbanjo-nigerian-businessman-helicopter-crash-california-1defef363f7a263172f23303759bb8d1

Mods, please take note and review.

It's clickbait

femi4:
propaganda

Bank owners enrich themselves not the continent. They have no plans for Africa. Elumelu n Co, dangote cares about their immediate family

My brother you no see how mumu plenty for Nigeria? He say Wigwe wants to lift economy, the same people who bet against the naira and caused the devaluation

They are trying to help his wife salvage her property that's all

Omousi:
Please I will like to start bolt in abuja , but I don’t have a car , if you can lease out your car to me please contact me via 09038356435

Why would anyone lease out their car for you to drive it to Hades

Cars are very expensive now this Tinubu period, fyi

chatinent:
"Junior pope is alive, he is receiving treatment in the hospital" — Actors Guild of Nigeria President




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaMS2qJ70Kc?si=qfm_-9CNnviTJY4K

I hope it's true tho..I hope it's not someone using him to boost their YouTube figures

Righteousness2:
Praise God for HIS Mercies.

First thing First.
Whoever is saved and around the young man should quickly Lead him to Christ.
Get him to utter the Prayer of Salvation.
This is the most Important thing to do.

You're totally mad bra

Rexymania:
I've never heard of "Kennywood" before. Why not name it 'bokowood' that would be much better 🤭

There are three woods:

Yoruwood; Kannywood and Mkpurummiriwood

Which side are you on bro??

konkoabove:

Baba, those traffic light cameras' main purpose is to detect vehicles with expired papers.

Na lie o! If you run the light they book you immediately

northbird:



I dont believe in cameras actually. Well ,that's a gist for another day.

There's a timing on the system. If the system does not get a renewal on a certain date say (14days afterwards).
It will list out those numbers and a fine will be attached to it on the vis platform. Straight n easy.

It doesn't work that way and I'm talking from experience; they don't book you for expired MOT until you're caught driving without it on camera. And even then if you actually did your MOT at another state with your Lagos plates they'll strike out the violation

Offpoint1:

Put the L yourself, I no get time for edit.

You this dogie that does not have sense...If I rap you on the middle of your skull you'll shít spontaneously...idiat