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Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Subtly Shades Burna Boy, Calls Him ‘Mummy Boy' by SirJerrie(m): 12:53pm On Nov 12, 2022
WALAI I NO UNDERSTAND AM THIS NEWS
Politics / Re: My Grandfather Left My Dad Millions And My Dad Left Me 500k. What Should I Do? by SirJerrie(m): 12:47pm On Nov 12, 2022
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Crime / Re: Lady Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon Identified by SirJerrie(m): 10:42pm On Nov 11, 2022
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Travel / Re: See The Food I Bought In Cameroon For 1000CEFA by SirJerrie(m): 10:27pm On Nov 11, 2022
Rice and Stew with 2 pieces of beef the size of a baby's pinky finger is between #400-#700 in many local Restaurants
If dem serve you this food plus that meat for 1k herein Nigeria, you no go collect am cos
That meat is TOOO BIG for just 1k

Sure say no be Human Being meat?
Celebrities / Re: Viral Sabinus Lookalike Mr Cultivator Kicks Off Comedy, Gets Followed Mr Sabinus by SirJerrie(m): 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2022
If you no too sabi sabinus face you no go really fit see the difference o

This one na SABINWA Jr.

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Education / Re: Incredible Stone Arrangement Art (photos) by SirJerrie(m): 10:11pm On Nov 11, 2022
I admire this level of Patience and Consistency.

It is magnificent!!!

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Politics / Re: Obedients Used October 1 Pictures For Edo Presidential Campaign Today by SirJerrie(m): 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2022
There're VIDEOS out there...
Video Evidence of the CROWD!!!!
Don't be a Ọmọ-ale

You can only DECIEVE GULLIBLE FOO1S THAT WANT TO REMAIN GULLIBLE...

2015 APC Promised Heaven on Earth, people fell!!!
2019 APC still carry LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL to feed to the FOOOLISH MAJORITY...
Guess what??
THEY FELL FOR IT AGAAINNN

2023 is coming and they're here again!!!
DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE BRAIN AT ALLL



FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU
FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME
FOOL ME THRICE?? WELL, YOU CAN NEVER FOOL ME THRICE!!!!

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Politics / Re: See Peter Obi's Empty Rally In Benin City Today by SirJerrie(m): 9:50pm On Nov 11, 2022
shortIGBOman:
Eyahh. I just dey pitty Peter Obi. [/b]His IPOB online supporters don dump am. They make mouth online, but they are nowhere to be found in reality.

grin

[b]Lol... I dey pity you (who's doing a really TERRIBLE JOB demarketing Obi) and you're Pay master who is having sleepless nights over a STRUCTURELESS party
Politics / Re: Obi Apologizes To Supporters Waiting For Him In Uromi by SirJerrie(m): 6:04pm On Nov 11, 2022
He's available to all and sundry..
A leader ready to Take Responsibility (Unlike one man that is always SHOCKED with everything happening under his nose)

If a vote for P.O will be a wasted vote, I'd rather waste it on him a hundred times.

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Crime / Re: Delta Native Doctor Deals With 2 Teenagers Who Came For Money Rituals (Video) by SirJerrie(m): 9:48am On Nov 11, 2022
Second time this year a teenager has tried to kill their "friend" in this Shrine....

Why the rush?
What exactly are you in a haste for??
Money that'll not last??

I felt sick to my stomach knowing that a boy this Young is this desperate for wealth that'll not last up to 10 yrs

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Crime / Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Poisoning Her Boyfriend’s Drink by SirJerrie(m): 9:27am On Nov 11, 2022
SHE SHOULD BE FORCED TO DRINK IT!!!
Family / Re: My Elder Brother Doesn't Send Me Money Except I Lie by SirJerrie(m): 6:46pm On Nov 10, 2022
What about your parents?
Who's putting you through school? Your parent(s) or Your Brother?
If it's your parents who sent you to school, then you're not his responsibility . He'll only assist whenever and wherever he can.
You feel he doesn't have other financial problems to deal with?
He doesn't owe you NOTHING!!!
You should Lucky he cares much about your health...

Keep Lying to him.... What goes around comes around!!!

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Kenyan Lady As He Abandons His Wife Of 16 Years In Lagos by SirJerrie(m): 4:42pm On Nov 10, 2022
Is he related to Reno Omockery??
Properties / Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by SirJerrie(m): 4:40pm On Nov 10, 2022
MelesZanawi:


You are free to campaign for an idiot who ruled a place where people can't come out freely on Mondays.


Ohh I see...
It's now the fault of the "idiot" that peop can't come out freely on Mondays??

After puting your paymaster in Aso Villa, whenever you're going to buy cassava and corn in the market don't forget to carry your party's I.D so they'll sell to you at cheaper prices.

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Properties / Re: Premium Lifestyle Loewe: Best Of German Electronics Now In Victoria Island Lagos by SirJerrie(m): 4:29pm On Nov 10, 2022
Dey watch as Dem go use am campaign for one Deadbeat noww!!!
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Celebrates 8 Nigerians Who Won Elections In US by SirJerrie(m): 5:01pm On Nov 09, 2022

When it's good new, they become Nigerians!!!




Congratulations to them!!!

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Career / Re: Facebook (Meta) Sacks 21,000 Employees. Read Mark Zuckerberg's Message by SirJerrie(m): 2:35pm On Nov 09, 2022
I love how he still made provisions for those that were layed off....Who wouldn't want to work under this kind of Leadership?.

Unlike one MUSK of a man.

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Crime / Re: Many Injured As Gunmen In Military Uniform Attack Commuters On Lagos-Ibadan Road by SirJerrie(m): 2:03pm On Nov 09, 2022
You can't move interstate in this country anymore without fear of being kidnapped or killed!!!

If you sell your vote for peanuts or tribalism, we'll all be face with worse..
Agberos may take over your everyday movements..

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Datti Ahmed & LP Officials Land In Benue In An "Obidient" Aircraft by SirJerrie(m): 2:00pm On Nov 09, 2022
Waiting for the DEADBEATS to come and show their Stupidity

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Travel / Re: UK Warns Its Citizens To Avoid 22 States In Nigeria Over Insecurity Issues by SirJerrie(m): 12:31pm On Nov 08, 2022
With all the powerful people from the North, it is still the unsafest are in Nigeria..
Majority of the National Security Agencies are headed by people from northern Nigeria.
YET!!!

Even the states where the majority members of IPOB (who they tagged as terrorist) are from didn't make the list.


The Devilish ones who claim to be patriots still want to vote in Scumbags with nothing to offer other than to loot for their unborn generation.
Truly We Are Our Own Problem!!!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Farmers In Minna: Hope Is Now Renewed And Help Is Here (Video) by SirJerrie(m): 7:43pm On Nov 07, 2022
NIGERIANS NEVER LEARN
°2015 they told us "CHANGE" is calling
°2019 they told us "NEXT LEVEL"

Little did we know it was the next level of hardship that they brought upon us after 2015 elections
2023 they're telling us "RENEWED HOPE"
In other words "RENEWED ORDEAL"
RENEWED HARDSHIP
RENEWED LEVEL OF INSECURITY
RENEWED LOOTING
RENEWED SUFFERING FOR THE POOR MASSES

Every election year they come with new promised lies...
SUFFER NEVER TIRE UNA?

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TV/Movies / Re: Retired Madman, 2 Others Emerge Winners At First Audition Of Talent Hunt In FCT by SirJerrie(m): 6:48pm On Nov 07, 2022
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Romance / Re: How Did You Get Your Women To Reach Orgasm? Share With Us! by SirJerrie(m): 4:01pm On Nov 07, 2022
Forget the packaging they use to deceive(Nice "Bend-down select" dress, long nails, fake hairs, expensive phone Etc), majority of them are VERY DIRTY angry angry...
I wonder how some men take their face(talk more of tongue lipsrsealed) down there.

Anyways, If you know your way around your woman's Breast and Clit, FORGET IT.
She'll orgasm anytime and anyhow

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Career / Re: Twitter Asks Some Sacked Workers To Please Come Back by SirJerrie(m): 9:34am On Nov 07, 2022
I hope the people they "mistakenly sacked" will mistakenly get better job offers elsewhere and not mistaken go back to Twitter where they're likely to be mistakenly sacked AGAIN
Food / Re: The Hungry Man Meal I Organized This Evening. by SirJerrie(m): 9:29am On Nov 07, 2022
Your "Hungry-man Meal" na millions of Nigerians "5-star Dish"



Nairaland wey we dey manage, una turn am to oppression ground...
For the past 2 weeks now na food oppression!!!

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Politics / Re: APC PCC Media Directorate Meet Journalists Ahead Of Tinubu's Town Hall Meeting by SirJerrie(m): 9:26am On Nov 07, 2022
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Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu May Not Attend Any Presidential Debate – Keyamo by SirJerrie(m): 8:07am On Nov 07, 2022
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Food / Re: I Decided To Cook Jollof Rice Today by SirJerrie(m): 7:47pm On Nov 06, 2022
Nothing nobody fit tell me
YOU GET MONEY!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No Body Faces Rejection Like The Barbers Apprentice by SirJerrie(m): 6:23pm On Nov 06, 2022
Very True grin grin


Went to get a haircut yesterday...
My barber ws busy with someone else's hair and was like "My boss enter chair na.. My boy go do you well"
I shouted "NEVER" straight up!! cheesy
Na my head him wan use learn work?!
Although the apprentice is really good cos I watched him work on someone else's hair

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Politics / Re: "Don't Let Yahoo Boys Run You Street" EFCC Warns Against Ponzi Schemes by SirJerrie(m): 4:22pm On Nov 06, 2022
Greedy and Stupid people will never cease to exist

As long as GREEDY people exist, Ponzi Will Continue To Cash out on Their Stupidity!!!

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Politics / Re: Walton Liverpool Dies In Bayelsa by SirJerrie(m): 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2022
FuckTheMod:
Wey the vidio?


Dem say person die, you dey ask for leaked video undecided
Wetin you wan use the video do?

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