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Business / Re: Christmas Tree That Does Not Produce Fruits Costs 30,000 Naira by SirJerrie(m): 8:47am On Dec 17, 2022
This one no go kill me with laff grin

You never chop belleful you dey find Christmas tree
Who you wan impress??

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Get Angry If You Deny Them Sex? by SirJerrie(m): 8:32am On Dec 17, 2022
SyrusdeHansome:

Always remember that a 5 minutes pleasure can destroy the future of a whole generation

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Romance / Re: She's Too Touchy!!! by SirJerrie(m): 6:26pm On Dec 16, 2022
Anytime she tries it, tell her something like "Madam take am easy... You be person wife"
Tell her something like that while moving away....
Or say something that'll make it look like it's inappropriate to touch you like that (na man you be, figure out something to say)
Say it politely!!!
When you move away from her touches like twice or thrice, she'll get the message..




Avoid wetin fit lead to future regrets!!
Education / Re: How Do I Live Among This Children In The University?? by SirJerrie(m): 6:05pm On Dec 16, 2022
You're addressed the way you present yourself!!
If you feel disrespected by their actions,Give them space.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sinisa Mihajlovic Is Dead. by SirJerrie(m): 6:00pm On Dec 16, 2022
RIP To the dead!!!
Family / Re: Love In NYSC Camp: OCI Foundation Founder Marks 15th Marriage Anniversary by SirJerrie(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2022
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!
Politics / Re: Is Peter Obi's Campaign And LP Officially Dead? by SirJerrie(m): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2022
Villa12:
Chinedu

No more 10 million man match grin grin


Typical urchin!
Anybody wey no support your sick druglord na Igbo!!
smh

In all your doings, VOTE WISELY.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Okuko - The Billionaire Traditional Medicine Doctor- Pictures by SirJerrie(m): 7:23pm On Dec 15, 2022
1x2x3:



Respect tradition, respect Islam, respect Buddhists and all other religions. There are different ways to access the almighty and the powers out there. What you believe in is not the ultimate.

I believe there are ONLY TWO POWERS:
LIGHT(GOD)
&
DARKNESS(DEVIL/DEMONS)

Personally, I choose to believe in the LIGHT!!!
And I believe that the LIGHT is the ULTIMATE!!
Any power outside the LIGHT (Power of God) is DARKNESS...


Whatever "Powers" you want to believe in is ABSOLUTELY YOUR BUSINESS.

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Politics / Re: Is Peter Obi's Campaign And LP Officially Dead? by SirJerrie(m): 6:31pm On Dec 15, 2022
plaindealer:
No more Obidiets walk.

No more million man walk..

No more Campaigns

No more rallies.

LP officials are now looting and stealing money
.
LP is on life support..


It's time to pull the plug.

To God be the glory.





All these consolation you're giving yourself and your fellow urchins won't change the fact that your paymaster is scared of OBI

Obidients know what they want!!!
They've showed you who they want!!!

These people already know what they want come rain come sun...
So crying unnecessarily... It's not worth it.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Okuko - The Billionaire Traditional Medicine Doctor- Pictures by SirJerrie(m): 6:22pm On Dec 15, 2022
Envy these people at your own peril...

If you knew what he's into, you'll jejely face your hustle and pray for grace!!!

Devil no dey give you riches make you enjoy...
He's after your SOUL!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by SirJerrie(m): 3:07pm On Dec 14, 2022
I've never had to "cut-off" a friendship per say..
I've never had a reason too
I just let irrelevant "friendships" die a slow death...
No need for any drama... You fit still need that person later...


Crenzywilliams:
I honestly hope I don’t have to do it, cos am faced with the same situation, a choice of having to cut off someone I love and have enjoyed a friendship with becos he’s fucking up.
This sounds tooo gay-ish sad

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Make Live Video As They Kill APC Party Supporters In Anambra For This(vid by SirJerrie(m): 2:44pm On Dec 14, 2022
yarimo:
PETER OBI unknown gun men it shall never be well with OBI
Taba21:


Ipob comes from Igbo they are both horrible

These ediots are part of the problems we are facing in the fight against fake news and propaganda.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Murder, Robbery In Ogun (Photo) by SirJerrie(m): 10:03pm On Dec 13, 2022
There's this joy I feel in my soul when I hear or see that Jungle Justice was served to a Criminal (confirmed criminal)...

In my opinion, we need jungle justice!!
Cos then people will think thrice before committing that crime!!

Imagine the pain and Agony the Family of the Deceased will be going through!!!

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Labor Party's Presidential Campaign Rally In Kogi by SirJerrie(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2022
A thread of the urchins, for the urchins and by the urchins of Nairaland.


Na Una way... Rush post pre-event pictures for you and your fellow urchins for consolation laughs (Una sha need am.. Make Hypertension no kill Una... Cos I still love Una even with Una fUulishness)

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Celebrities / Re: Old Videos Of Paul Okoye's New Girlfriend, Ifeoma Surface Online by SirJerrie(m): 2:02pm On Dec 13, 2022
Every girl likes money...
Most girls dey look for sugar daddy..


Na her Hypocritical lifestyle make you feel say your babe no like money!!!

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Reuters’ Abortion Story Is Fake, A Ploy To Demoralise Our Troops by SirJerrie(m): 1:13pm On Dec 12, 2022
Grandmaster of Lies Pon the beat!!!


How about the Military file a civil lawsuit in court?
If it's lies, Take them to court and sue for fake news and defamation...


They can't sue cos the story is true...
If they tried it, fowl nyash go open inside court!!!

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Agriculture / Re: Recap: My Journey So Far Into Maize Farming by SirJerrie(m): 5:23pm On Dec 11, 2022
sunboy:


You always want to bring politics to everywhere this days… fyi, Sambisa already has its purpose. It’s a[i] national forest! [/i]Incase you do not know that or maybe not know what makes a piece of land to be considered a protect land you can good that and educate Obi.

There are plenty empty lands all over the north to use for farming though. Just saying. Can you stop talking about politics here ?

Lol...
"National forest" turned Housing Project for Bandits and terrorists...


All these stories you're telling yourself... Sha vote wisely ( if at all you even have a PVC)
Agriculture / Re: Recap: My Journey So Far Into Maize Farming by SirJerrie(m): 2:25pm On Dec 11, 2022
This is Good...

Obi Talked able about using Sambisa wholly for agricultural purposes, and some people insulted him..
He's seeing what others are not and cannot see!!!!

Vote wisely!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience As An Unemployed HND Graduate But Now A Bsc Graduate by SirJerrie(m): 8:19pm On Dec 10, 2022
Piece of Advice:
[Network as much as possible!!!
Know people!!!
Networking will take you places where your Certificate won't even smell...
Nonetheless, NEVER STOP UPGRADING YOURSELF
So that when the opportunity comes, you'll be steps ahead your competitions
Business / Re: What an American Police Did To My Friend When $2,000 Was Found In His Car by SirJerrie(m): 5:22pm On Dec 10, 2022
As Long as the source and reason for holding such amount as cash is justifiable and verifiable, you're be free.
Romance / Re: A Man Tested His Would-Be Fianceé's Loyalty With Hookup by SirJerrie(m): 10:04am On Dec 09, 2022
Kreddy:
She needed money to buy paracetamol. it's all because of you

She needed money to buy the entire Pharmacy store grin grin grin

She's doing it for him

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Running Secret Mass Abortion Programme – Reuters by SirJerrie(m): 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2022
If this report wasn't true, Nigeria Army would have Sued Reuters to court.

But they can't.
Because if they did, it would bring more exposé to light..


God help us!

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Politics / Re: Jonathan: Uncertainty After Retirement Is Fuelling Corruption In Civil Service by SirJerrie(m): 6:33am On Dec 08, 2022
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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi And Datti With The Emir Of Jalingo by SirJerrie(m): 4:31pm On Dec 07, 2022
TheChameleon:


Main opposition without any Governor.

Name the Party Chairman or just 3 major people in Labour Party apart from those on Presidential ticket grin


Define COURAGE!!!
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi And Datti With The Emir Of Jalingo by SirJerrie(m): 4:22pm On Dec 07, 2022
TheChameleon:


Courage isn't running from battle. Only cowards do that.

"Running away" would mean he dropped from the race..
Quite the contrary, he's now the main opposition. HELLOOO!!!
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi And Datti With The Emir Of Jalingo by SirJerrie(m): 4:18pm On Dec 07, 2022
TheChameleon:


There's a 4th C = COWARDICE.

Remove the Courage from there. How many months ago did he run away from PDP primaries.

You mean the PDP primaries where Delegates were cashing out from Aspirants and P.O left to a "Structureless" party (that is now giving the opposition party sleepless nights) to pursue his Ambition for a greater Nigeria??

Define Courage please?

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Politics / Re: APC Women's Wing Hold Rally At Onikan Stadium, Lagos by SirJerrie(m): 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2022
Make them better collect their Money o..
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi And Datti With The Emir Of Jalingo by SirJerrie(m): 3:59pm On Dec 07, 2022
He's not Saviour, but I believe him Government


A leader without a Questionable character... A leader with The Three C's of Accountability : Clarity, Commitment, Courage.

That's who I want as my PRESIDENT

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Crime / Re: Three Arrested In Oyo For Hacking POS Platform To Steal N16m (Photos) by SirJerrie(m): 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2022
If this crime was committed by a particular tribe, the OP would have EMBOLDENED the names so NCAN can spite...

Unfortunately, NCAN were disappointed.

HYPOCRITES!!

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Health / Re: Legendary Sword Swallower Pierces His Abdomen, Liver, And Lungs During Practice by SirJerrie(m): 1:36pm On Dec 07, 2022
Thank God he didn't die.
No RIP to waste!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentina VP Kirchner Sentenced To Six Years Jail Term Over Fraud by SirJerrie(m): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2022
THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN IN NIGERIA!!!

You know why?

BECAUSE WE CELEBRATE THESE CRIMINALS!!!

Guess What?.. They're still packaging another Sick, Old Criminal (who should either be in his London Sickbed enjoying the fruits of his labour crimes while waiting for his death OR sent to jail to rot) to come and rule over 200M people.

A man without the interest of the people at heart, with no actual interest to lead the people right, whose sole goal is just to answer the name --Mr. President (even if it's just for a day). Not even because he deserves it, but because he thinks it's his RIGHT!!!

And you'd think the people whose lives are being robbed are Wise enough to know what's good for them.

Politics / Re: APC Set To Counter Falsehood Against Tinubu by SirJerrie(m): 1:03pm On Dec 07, 2022
ChukwuObe:


Your brother who was not sick slumped and died yesterday in Imo while Tinubu is still alive. God is watching you and I bet you, you also may die before Tinubu. Be careful

Bros close mouth, your mouth dey smell...
You just open mouth wahhh... Dey talk rubbish...


We should wait till Tinubu Dies before we know he was sick?!.
"My brother"......lol....You sound pathetic...

With your f@ke name...

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