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Software/Programmer Market / Re: Anyone With SPSS Knowledge In Ibadan? A Sister Needs Your Help! by SirKriz(m): 10:14am On Oct 21, 2016
candy:
Please, I need someone who is good with spss in Ibadan. I want to analyse a questionnaire and even learn the program. Thanks.


I know a friend good with SPSS, currently in Ibadan too (UI) . PM me for the contact.
Phones / Re: How To Lock Some Photos In Gallery In Android Phone by SirKriz(m): 11:48am On Oct 12, 2016
bulakos25:
please help, is there a way to lock some pictures in my gallery so no one but me can see or view them ? when someone try to open I want the application to display enter pin. thanks is advance



Yes can lock even specific pictures or any other kind of media file on your phone without the use of any app. But that's if you are running Lollipop and above.

Go to Settings >> Security >> Data Protection, and follow the right prompts from there. All the best, bro!

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Education / Re: Top 10 Important Websites Every Student Needs To Know by SirKriz(m): 7:13pm On Oct 02, 2016
Lalasticlala, abeg move to FP. I know say snake, breast, ynash and Kenya matter no dey this one but it would help some people.
Education / Re: A University Of Ibadan 400L Student Is Dead (pictures) by SirKriz(m): 9:30am On Sep 27, 2016
Rest in peace, bro! May God give the family the strength to bear the loss. Adieu brother. embarassed cry
Romance / Re: Girl Makes Erect Manhood Image Of All The Guys She’s Slept With by SirKriz(m): 12:43am On Sep 27, 2016
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I'm very sure some 9ja gals would mould more than 20 sculptures if na dem do this kind tin. :- tongue grin
Phones / Re: How Was This Photo Taken? by SirKriz(m): 12:08am On Sep 27, 2016
MrBnana:




super inspection... chairman did u study criminology

Lol, I'm a professional observer. grin
Health / Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by SirKriz(m): 1:25pm On Sep 26, 2016
Well done. You have made it in life. Fit body, money in your bank account plus wisdom in your head.

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Phones / Re: How Was This Photo Taken? by SirKriz(m): 6:03pm On Sep 25, 2016
Camera was hung round the neck and placed on a timer sequence. The angle of the hands indicates this. The image was later edited to remove the camera. The shirt doesn't feel right.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Taking Photos In A Toilet In Australia (Photos) by SirKriz(m): 5:54pm On Sep 25, 2016
Ssms:
crazy grin...wetyn concern buhari again...lol

See I don't even understand myself, I just had to blame somebody.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Taking Photos In A Toilet In Australia (Photos) by SirKriz(m): 3:50pm On Sep 25, 2016
I just came here to see ynash but I was highly disappointed. Buhari, why!!!!! Arrest this woman.

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Politics / Re: We Will Bomb University Of Ibadan Before Independence Day – Terrorists by SirKriz(m): 12:52pm On Sep 24, 2016
thesicilian:
Smart security agents will not just dismiss this as mere talk. They would trace the origins of those email and WhatsApp messages until they find those behind the group and naturalise them.


All the best to you grin
Crime / Re: Woman Disappears With 13-Month-Old Baby In Rivers (pic) by SirKriz(m): 1:44pm On Sep 17, 2016
Nusaf:
Na still dem again grin.

U don't have sense, Brain has departed from your skull. Someone's baby was stolen, and this is all you have to say.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Leaves For New York For 71st UN General Assembly (pics) by SirKriz(m): 12:14pm On Sep 17, 2016
Will the meeting help him in fixing this country?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) ON 16th September 2016 by SirKriz(m): 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2016
WE WILL NEVER STAND ALONE!!!
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria Pageant Finalists by SirKriz(m): 7:42pm On Jun 18, 2016
There's no need to waste money on this thing.... Let them just give it to Miss Anambra and donate the rest of the funds to Charity.

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Business / Re: How To Stay Rich Even When You Have A Very Low Income by SirKriz(m): 3:50pm On Jun 15, 2016
@ OP, nice write-up. U have said it all. It should have been how to stay content instead of stay rich, my opinion though.


Anyway, u might still be right because "rich" is a relative term.
Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by SirKriz(m): 7:47pm On Jun 13, 2016
acxlers2014:
My experience buttresses the point that human nature is such that they look out for self first. I met, dated, proposed and did introduction with a lady in her thirties with the anticipation to marry her three months after that. Well I was charged up and ready to go and I was excited about the whole thing. She came over to my station in one of these northern states and she left after few weeks. I had thought everything was fine when I saw her off to the airport. Well a week after her attitude became funny, she started by asking for a postponement on the wedding, then she became very aggressive and later on she barred my numbers and started acting funny. Before I knew what was happening she started insulting me and saying different things about my capabilities as a man. Well by the grace of God I am a doctor in A government hospital and I own a flourishing practice in my domicile. Sadly no matter how much I tried she never seemed to be ready to come back. Well at a point in the deterioration of our relationship she returned my rings engagement and wedding bands and all the gifts I had given her
She was interviewed by her pastor, my pastor, my folks and she reiterated that she was not coming back. I did not relent even after all these but I had even a stronger resolve to carry on with the whole process. I thought it was a moment of temporary set back that maybe she may come through. How wrong was I. Several texts afterwards. She came out with a bold statement " MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE AS I HAVE MOVED ON WITH MINE". IT hurt but is didn't matter to me. Then the deal breaker.......... she sends me conversations between her and a guy who was chiking her via whatsapp and was professing his love to her and she was tripping. With the caption " I WOULD RATHER MOVE ON WITH THIS GUY, HE IS A BETTER MAN TO YOU". She calls up my folks and tell them that I should stay off her back as well as my siblings. That was the CLOSURE I needed and I must say it was a tough call.

As for her family, they supported their own.
Lessons learnt.
The truth is when it is gone don't fight it, just move
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Never put your eggs in one basket, the concept of a side chick for every guy is valid, it is for your sanity, little wonder our fathers always seemed to have one

Old women, middle aged women, girls and baby girls are all the same their psyche is way different maybe it has something to do with hormones.

Never stick to an opinionated women, you can't be so silly to think feminism can work in our society

Beautiful women always feel they have an option.

Lastly never compromise your hustle for a woman.


Sorry bro! Karashikas just increasing in their numbers, Oh Lord save us.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Promises To Take Care Of Baby Born With Exposed Heart by SirKriz(m): 9:05am On Jun 11, 2016
Thank God for the baby's case. At least help has finally come.
Romance / Re: Some Ladies And Their "Come And Take Me Out Syndrome" by SirKriz(m): 12:23am On Jun 11, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Why didnt he just Peel onions? undecided




Maybe it had to be true tears...from the heart.
Romance / Re: Some Ladies And Their "Come And Take Me Out Syndrome" by SirKriz(m): 12:21am On Jun 11, 2016
Brymo:
“ That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms.
Khaled Hosseini , The Kite Runner



Wow! Beautifully written. Please can I get the full story, it just feels too good to the soul.
Family / Re: 11-Year-Old Boy Maltreated By Stepmum: See The Highest Order Of Child Abuse by SirKriz(m): 9:18pm On Jun 10, 2016
mostyg:
I dont get it. The step mum is maltreating the boy , the hubby seems to be in support of it and the parents are in the village.

Call the stepmum and have a word with her. Tell her point blank that the next time she maltreats the boy you will report her to the police.



I think that's dangerous, for the step mum to behave that way she's past the point of logical reasoning. Take it to the police directly and use social media to the fullest extent possible.
Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by SirKriz(m): 11:53pm On Jun 08, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
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Ultimate warriors ko, hulk Horgan of naija delta ni

This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists... They are like virus, you either kill them or they kill you.
They will keep coming back for more if you keep negotiating with terrorists.
Today, mend, tommorow NDA, next warrior, later justice league. It never ends.

grin grin grin grin grin LWKM
That Justice League part wan finish me completely.
Romance / Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by SirKriz(m): 11:18pm On Jun 08, 2016
OP, research has it that sleeping near your phones switched on can be bad for your health. It might be that she's health conscious.
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But OP, my own concern is after carrying out this detective spy work you now find out that she's a Karashika, what will you do?

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.Remember person wey dey drop #5k every 2 weeks for this Change Era, no be small thing ooo. Do you know how many people's ministries you can help with just #5k.

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Romance / Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by SirKriz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 08, 2016
ronald4lif:


Have you been to her apartment of recent and how long did you stay? How about making friends with a neighbour and offer the person tip-off to monitor her movement or ask if anyone has been visiting her and staying over the night?


Ehhh!!! Double agent dey oooo. Especially for this era wey pple dey snitch anyhow.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Visits Man Attacked In Kaduna By Muslim Youths For Not Fasting by SirKriz(m): 5:43pm On Jun 08, 2016
These people should rest now! angry angry angry

It's not even up to a week that they sent our sister to the land of dead untimely, this one again is in the news.

God save us from extremists.

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Ifeajuna: Commonwealth Games Gold To Facing A Firing Squad by SirKriz(m): 5:27pm On Jun 08, 2016
OP, nice one! but the story is too long.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Distributes Materials To Bauchi IDPs by SirKriz(m): 5:21pm On Jun 08, 2016
Branded foodstuffs and politics, you cannot separate them. SMH undecided

Meanwhile, Ramadan Kareem to muslims around the world.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Signs Eric Bailly by SirKriz(m): 5:14pm On Jun 08, 2016

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Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Opens New Library With Her ACE Charity Team by SirKriz(m): 1:25pm On Jun 08, 2016
QuotaSystem:
This is really an era of change.

While the daughter of the last President was busy getting pregnant out of wedlock inside Aso Rock, Zara by contrast is subtly setting a precedence of responsibility, mentorship and class as the unofficial first daughter.

Loving this.



Is she your daughter: No
Na ur pikin dey her belle: No
Do you think she cares about your post: No tongue tongue

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of Odinabarbie, Twitter User Who Charged N5K To Follow Back by SirKriz(m): 1:17pm On Jun 08, 2016
vizkiz:
the white guy obviously had more than 5k for an eternity follow back grin




Some oyinbo men can love recklessly. Happy for her, though.

NL ladies, try something crazy too. U never know what can work for you.

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Celebrities / Re: Laila Ali, Muhammad Ali's Daughter Who Inherited His Boxing Talent (photos) by SirKriz(m): 1:11pm On Jun 08, 2016
Lesson Learnt: Women participating in active sports can still look gorgeous and feminine if they take very good care of themselves.


CC: 9ja sportswomen turning men already.

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