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Business / Re: GIFMIS Codes Needed For Payment Settlement On Remita. by SirLewis(m): 10:13am On Nov 02, 2017
Zeeman:
Does anyone has the GIFMIS codes for Nigerian MDAs in order to complete their payments on Remita?
Thank you.
Did you eventually get the codes?
Romance / Re: .. by SirLewis(m): 3:05pm On Oct 29, 2017
Iseeit:


Pls sir, send it to the young man TALK2ADAGBA who needs Money for post utme. I noticed he also need money for medical bills of his sick mother. He just drop his account number, just scroll down, you will see it.

Wait! So you don't want the money again abi? You're now asking people to send it to another person that suddenly dropped his account number abi? People aren't as gullible as you think.

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Romance / Re: .. by SirLewis(m): 11:59pm On Oct 27, 2017
Iseeit:
eTECTIVe

Bro, I know it's too hard for you to believe but God knows I'm being completely honest with you. If I have gotten money I would not have been begging here. There's no dignity in begging. I did it as my last option for solving this problem. It seems it isn't going away soon.

My looks has really been a great disadvantage to me..in this particular period of my life as people rarely take me serious thinking... I'm a son of a big man or I have money. Noo, I don't ! I'm not being proud pls... I'm stating the obvious.

Please, bro if you have money.... Help me even if it's borrow... I'll pay you from my Alawee... 5k each month until I upset the debt. I beg you as a brother.




Whether you're really broke or you're one stupid rookie g-boy hiding on the internet, get this into your head now, NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A DIME!. Go and look for another way to raise your money that involves using your hands or look for some other unlucky Joe to defraud.

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Like Being Dominated By Girls? by SirLewis(m): 4:05pm On Oct 17, 2017
Eglobalma:



i know the girl that ruined my life, i was just 15 when she started
What happened? Would you like to take this convo private.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Like Being Dominated By Girls? by SirLewis(m): 8:20am On Oct 17, 2017
Is your mom or any close female relative you've lived with domineering or fond saying emasculating things to you? This sort of behaviour can be traced to early childhood experiences and upbringing. It's surely going to affect your adult life socially and perhaps even in your marriage . I advice you seek counselling.

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photo by SirLewis(m): 9:34pm On Sep 28, 2017
Lol, hell hath no fury... grin
Crime / Re: Hector Jobarteh's Suspected Killer, Ismaila Adeyemi, Arrested (Photos) by SirLewis(m): 7:44pm On Sep 19, 2017
It's only in naija that when a criminal is arrested he will automatically confess all his crimes and the ones his ancestors committed as well.

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Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather's Flashy Watches And Belt Collection (Photos) by SirLewis(m): 7:39pm On Sep 19, 2017
I seriously get the feeling this guy is unhappy even with all the wealth and fame. Only unhappy people flaunt their lives and belongings to satisfy their constant crave for attention and happiness.

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NYSC / Re: 10 Ways Corpers Ruin Their Lives During NYSC by SirLewis(m): 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2017
tosyne2much:
Baba abeg no whine me jawe tongue
Lmao, I'm just pulling your leg bro, boys will be boys
NYSC / Re: 10 Ways Corpers Ruin Their Lives During NYSC by SirLewis(m): 8:14pm On Sep 15, 2017
tosyne2much:
And you actually believe that? tongue
Are you calling yourself a liar then?
NYSC / Re: 10 Ways Corpers Ruin Their Lives During NYSC by SirLewis(m): 7:50pm On Sep 15, 2017
tosyne2much:
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Written by: Tosyne2much

http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/09/10-ways-corpers-ruin-their-lives-during.html

3. Lusting after ladies


"That was how a corper vandalized my bag and stole the three packs of Gold circle condom I took to camp and left me stranded.
"



You basically shot yourself in the foot here.

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NYSC / Re: Anambra Corper, Jenyo Ojo, Dies A Month To Passing Out - Pictures by SirLewis(m): 6:32pm On Sep 06, 2017
quentin06:
Prostitutionn doesn't pay.
You know a dim-witted oaf when you see one. Of all the insensitive stupid comments I've read on this post yours takes the cookie. You're as stupid as they come. When you die in the most pathetic and miserable way imaginable, I hope people say worse things about you as well.
Celebrities / Re: Auchi Polytechnic Students Name Their Hostel After Hushpuppi, He Reacts by SirLewis(m): 6:04pm On Sep 06, 2017
Has he even done anything to aid the Nigerian youths apart from flaunting his wealth on Instagram? And some fools named their hostel after him. This country is hopeless, na to just find way travel out of this damned country be the way forward.

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Phones / Re: Is It Just Happenstance Or Glo Has Actually Stepped Up? by SirLewis(m): 3:02pm On Sep 04, 2017
Lol, Glo 0.0kb cheat was blocked recently. All its users and I dare say the bulk of Glo's internet subscribers have ported to other networks.

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Sports / Re: More Than 100 Doctors Say Mayweather-mcgregor Fight Should Not Have Been Allowed by SirLewis(m): 10:10am On Aug 26, 2017
That's what people thought about Usain Bolt until his last 100m race. Fame and fortune always has an expiry date,lets see what McGregor can pull out from his sleeve.
Foreign Affairs / Re: White House, Oval Office After N1.22billion Renovations(Photos) by SirLewis(m): 12:49pm On Aug 25, 2017
Truth is if they spend this same amount of money to renovate Aso rock, Nigerians will protest. You can't spend such huge sums of money to renovate a house when the country's economy and public infrastructure needs renovation too. Only the King of a wealthy and developed land can smile with gold teeth.
Nairaland / General / Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by SirLewis(m): 8:55am On Jul 21, 2017
Being introverted is both a blessing and a curse. For one the overanalytical ability that comes with it helps most times, you're able to see things your fellow colleagues can't, and they know this so they come to you for advice. I've acted as a "therapist" for my friends and sometimes complete strangers many times. Plus staying away from crowds spares you the drama and bullshit that comes with having so many friends and contacts. The downside for me is that I have a difficult time maintaining friendships, especially close ones. I care DEEPLY about things, think DEEPLY about things. I would never have you as a friend unless I absolutely can trust that you wouldn't turn on me someday. It's worse with romantic relationships, I tend to be very analytical of my feelings for the opposite sex, trying to determine whether being in a relationship with that person would be beneficial or end up as an overbearing/heartbreaking liability on the long run. It's virtually impossible for me to live "in the moment" and just have fun while it lasts. The future is always a factor to consider for me. But as someone earlier commented, it's all in our thoughts. If you can learn to say "fvck it, I don't care" then you can conquer all the fears that comes with being an introvert. I'm slowly learning to do that now, but the knock-on-effect which I'm beginning to notice is that I no longer care about people's feelings or if what I do upsets them or makes them hurt. I suppose that's good and bad

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Politics / Re: Magu Can Be Removed When Saraki Becomes Acting President – Falana by SirLewis(m): 9:06am On Jul 07, 2017
The tussle for the executive seat is a sure sign Buhari may never return back to assume office again. This is quite a sad revelation.

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Career / Re: Funke Abimbola And Her 23 Pages Of CV Got People Talking by SirLewis(m): 9:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband undecided

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.


This has to be the most myopic and chauvinistic comment i've seen on Nairaland to date.

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Religion / Re: Joshua Iginla Baptises His Mother At River Jordan Where Jesus Was Baptised(p by SirLewis(m): 11:36pm On Jun 19, 2017
Why is the water dirty??
TV/Movies / Re: The New Prison Break Is Kind Of Stupid by SirLewis(m): 5:01pm On Jun 13, 2017
I stopped watching prison break in season 3. The whole idea of constantly breaking someone out of jail just sounds silly to me. The show was at its prime in season 2, the producers should have just drawn the curtain there and taken a bow.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by SirLewis(m): 5:23am On Jun 08, 2017
Hey Arnold
Education / Re: Where Are The Dullards In Your Class? by SirLewis(m): 9:35am On Jun 03, 2017
That's life mehn. Never look down on anyone.
Food / Re: The Snake I Bought For N4500 Along Zaria-Kaduna Highway by SirLewis(m): 11:44pm On Apr 28, 2017
baylord101:
It's late already, Lalasticlala no get time for snake


#Modified
I knw it, this post will make fp
WHAT THE Bleep?!
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Defends Oge Okoye Over Dog Theft Post, Blasts Illiterate Nigerians by SirLewis(m): 2:28pm On Mar 04, 2017
Oh just shut up!
Phones / Re: Awoof !get The Etisalat Newly Intruduced New Cheaper Data Plan (for Heavy Down-l by SirLewis(m): 8:57am On Mar 01, 2017
Etisalat and greed, how is #50 for 250mb cheaper than mtn's and airtel's night plans?
Celebrities / Re: Seun Omojola: "Stop Condemning Curvy Women" by SirLewis(m): 9:18pm On Feb 08, 2017
She complains about people tagging actresses as curvy but then says she doesn't care about being called curvy. The mod who pushed this crap to front page calls her "sultry and curvy" actress. Either both persons involved here are stupid or this post just completely contradicts itself.
TV/Movies / Re: Summary Of What The Show 'Big Brother Naija' Is About by SirLewis(m): 8:12am On Feb 06, 2017
Revised summary: Watching a group of Hot fun-seeking young adults act crazy, perform mundane activities, go all nude and back bite one another. How people can watch this I don't know
Phones / Re: Why People Are Deleting Uber From Their Phones After Trump’s Executive Order by SirLewis(m): 10:29am On Feb 01, 2017
These anti-Trump protests just goes to prove one thing, no matter what you do to help people you will always be criticized. If you do nothing, they'll still criticize you.
Car Talk / Re: What Happens When U Put Ur Car In Reverse While Driving? by SirLewis(m): 12:35am On Jan 25, 2017
You want to kill the car with confusion abi?

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Phones / Re: What's The First App Guys/girls Download When They Get A New Phone by SirLewis(m): 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
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Phones / Re: What's The First App Guys/girls Download When They Get A New Phone by SirLewis(m): 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
Guys: probably a music player or Ucweb browser if it's not already installed

Girls: they don't download anything, they get all their apps from guys.

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