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RomanceRe: Too Much Boobs: Meet Another Busty Nigerian Lady Trending On Social Media (18+ P by sirliu(m): 7:08pm On May 18, 2016
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RomanceRe: .. . by sirliu(m): 1:12pm On May 17, 2016
You're currently sufferening from Oneitis

Oneitis is an invitation to a neverending heartbreak as you dash yourself on the rocks of reality over and over again, watching the one person you've convinced yourself you can be happy with going off and being happy with people who aren't you.

Forgive yourself of your guilt. The only condition for you to be with that guy is marriage.
RomanceRe: Hot Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape (photo) by sirliu(m): 5:57pm On May 16, 2016
The stroy is false. Don't fall for it.
RomanceRe: How To Scare The Crap Outa Your Boy Friend Or Get Him Off Balance. by sirliu(m): 11:52am On May 13, 2016
Just say you're pregnant.
RomanceRe: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by sirliu(m): 8:50pm On May 09, 2016
This happened between my ex and I.

It was the first she was cumming during sex and she didn't understand what was happening to her. Then she looked at me scared and said, "I think I'm cumming. Wow. Make it stop! Make it stop!".

Another one was: "Don't cum yet! Don't come yet!"
RomanceRe: Sister In Law Has MAJOR Issues!!! by sirliu(m): 7:34pm On May 09, 2016
OP stop advising him. All you guys are doing is talking and you're not listening and nobody has ever learned anything by talking.

Instead call him and let him confide in you. If you have to get him a bit drunk or relaxed, do so. But let him tell you what is on his mind.
RomanceRe: Help! After 6years I No Longer Feel Sexually Attracted To Her by sirliu(m): 7:20pm On May 09, 2016
You have only two options and neither is easy.

Sexual chemistry is very important in every relationship, but so is communication and compatibility.

The first thing you should do is share with her what you have shared with us.

The next thing you should do is try to rekindle the romance. Do something romantic with her. You want to take her to something fancy (not expensive), but not what you would normally do. She has to dress sexy for you and you for her.

If that doesn't work, then you will have to leave that relationship. But I can never take anybody serious if they use ther pastor as a reason for their current action. God did not give anybody clairvoyance. She was feeling guilty about fornicating and now she isn't feeling so guilty anymore. You should have called her out on that bulls**t the first time she brought that pastor sotry to you. You can't eat your cake and have it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by sirliu(m): 7:53pm On Apr 18, 2016
I was on my way from Ibadan to Lagos in a bus during the days when it was four people per row. I was sitting next to this lady in a very tight bus. During the journey, I put my head on the seat in front of me and fell asleep. She also did the same thing. Next thing I felt her hand on my thigh. I turned to look at her and she seemed to be fast asleep. I gently slid her hand off and slept. When I woke up again, her hand was definitely higher up my thigh and was going for my crotch. I slapped her hand very hard and she pretended to be groggily waking up. She gave me this look like "Why did you slap my hand?" I was resolved to report her if she tried again, but she never touched me again throughout the journey.
RomanceRe: Getting Married Even When You Are Broke by sirliu(m): 4:48pm On Apr 11, 2016
I will never advise anybody to marry broke.

There are basic things you must be able to afford before you marry. I know many couples where only one of them is holding down a job. So sharing the bills is not an option. If you are living in a one bedroom apartment with your wife, no matter how understanding she is, she will pressure you to expand. If a woman's biological clock is ticking and she is facing pressure from her people or in-laws, she will manipulate her man into getting her pregnant and babies are very expensive. I did not even mention the issue of dowry.

Only you knows when you are ready for marriage. If you can marry while being broke, suit yourself. The only point I agree with is the marriage ceremony. Personally, I would rather having a simple small gathering than an ostentatious event.
RomanceRe: A ‘pee’ In A Swimming Pool Impregnates 16 Girls by sirliu(m): 11:34am On Mar 31, 2016
The story is an utter fabrication.

1. What are the chances that all the girls were ovulating at the same time.
2. Chlorine will kill the sperm
3. Even if he jizzed up to a cup, the sperm would lack the motility to swim inside 16 different people and enter their fallopian tubes.
4. All those ladies in the picture with the article are far older than 16.

https://www.quora.com/Is-spermafortis-real
ProgrammingRespondents To Agile Software Development Survey Wanted For Research Purposes. by sirliu(op): 1:35am On Aug 15, 2013
Hello Nairalanders,

I am a software developer currently doing my masters and my project is on Agile software development. Please I need respondents to answer my survey and post ideas for questions that I could have posted in the survey as well as opinions. This is the link. <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/NLM97VS">Click here to take survey</a> I am not spamming. Your help is greatly appreciated.
FamilyRe: My Son Lied To Us For Three Years, That He Was In The University. by sirliu(m): 11:32am On Nov 28, 2011
I know someone who did almost exactly the same thing your son did. Coincidentally, he was studying computer science in the university.
His parents sent him to Aptech to do their full two year course. Along the way, he did certification exams from oracle and cisco. After his course, he had the option of studying for one year in a uk school to obtain a b.sc. He chose middlesex university which has a branch in maritius. It was a far cheaper option than living in the uk. Now he has a B.sc in computer science and he even wants to do his masters. I don't know if he took up that option.
But you can propose the option to your son. He should be very receptive to it.
GamingWhere Can I Chip My Xbox360 by sirliu(op): 5:11pm On Mar 15, 2010
please where can i chip my 360. it has already scratched to of my games. the second(ninja gaiden 2) after one week.
GamingWhere Can I Chip My Xbox360 by sirliu(op): 3:59pm On Mar 15, 2010
I'm tired of my 360 scratching my games when I buy them. I spent 7k buying ninja gaiden 2 and the 360 scratched it after my fifth play. somebody please help wink

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