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Lalas247:
Lmao nice one

Its been a while. Where you been?

Na lie. That's cooked up. The bloody motherfucker downloaded the photo and set it as his dp so that he can say that shït.

The nigger should have set the photo of the guy she like as his dp

What would people not do to get attention?

Hallelujah!!

Glory be to God for his persistent safety over us.

vizkiz:
Killed a dog first time behind a wheel. Heard the neighbors next compound are still looking for the dog though

Haaa! Just over hyped the whole saga. How long has that been? A couple of years maybe?

Can any good thing come out of Ghana??

Oh well... They've got steady electricity supply and a hearty president

Nma27:
Its easy driving an automatic car na.

Automatic transmissions are easy until you meet a learner who happens to be your friend stranded on the high way only to go out to her her and be greeted with the sight of a manual transmission.

She'll be like, Nma aren't you a professional driver? come help me reverse the car sharp sharp.

That's all one needs to make him look dumb and so unprofessional

EagleScribes:
My first driving experience was on an express road.

I was like "relax, no big deal, just maintain your lane. Afterall, you don't need to change gears as this one is auto"

And that was how I got my confidence to drive anywhere

Autos are the easiest but I must say this, an automatic transmission wouldn't teach you all you need to know about the manual transmission.

If a person is stranded on the way and you stepped out of your vehicle to go help him only to find out it was your long lost friend using a manual transmission, how will you go about that (and the guy has a 'L' symbol indicating that he's still learning)

Vince77:
Drove from my street in Benin through Giwa Amu through airport road to Ihama road. Was scared on that first day but i didn't hit anyone and didn't cause slow traffic.

You really tried. Taking out a car without driving lessons is kinda courageous and bad in way too. It was an automatic vehicle right?

Nma27:
Nearly removed my dad's bumper while trying to make way for an oncoming okada... I forget say na okada suppose clear for motor. Driving shouldn't b a biggy for me, need for speed and GTA don teach me finish.

Lol. I see you love video games. Those games can teach you how to be a bad ass driver on PC but not in reality. You gotta pedal the breaks, enter gears, accelerate and yada yada.

I reason I still play those games is because I can devitalize police vehicles and earn a whooping 6 star

Victornezzar:
be dere saying she's ugly
d aunty don appear for national tv
ur own na 4 nairaland

It's not the op who termed her 'ugly'. It was a title she earned herself on Guinness world record

Buharison:
Shut up, you are a waste to your parent, you are just vexing for everybody on nairaland here because everybody have rejected you

I don't do this shit_ with people who involve parents but I must tell you this, you're crazy -scratch that- you're the product of an unfertilized sperm that conjugated with a half-baked egged passing for an embryo... A political bigot who's lost his senses and blinded by deceit and hatred for those against his ideology. A waste of fluid and a calamity of birth

Your dick should be made to undergo the knife so that your crazy 'assholery' generation stops at you. A generation poisoned to be doomed for eternity with ignorance, blinded with a never conceding ego and a waste of god's-given free oxygen benefactors. Your name became useless, hapless and a waste the moment you chose sides with the soon-to-be-dead president. I wouldn't be surprised if you take to the street to campaign on a whole new level for Osinbanjo to be impeached when your sick-ass-pretentious-ailing president is fling 6 feet below sea level.

The trashy video about the president being hale and hearty is a scam just like his party (APC)

Benita27:
Hahaha
So that pm was doctored or what are you insinuating?.

You're indeed shameless. Have got more than one on both of my accounts from all your alternates. Thunder fire that your smelling dick you wished to bleep with.

thesuave10:
No commit suicide o . Your reflection no gree accept you sef hahah

If both of you guys continue like this, I see y'both doing something that requires strength on a whole level under the sheets.

You guys might not recognise it but this is no longer a duel but a joke. All that is left is a very thin line to flirting with each other

thepussyhunter:
damn you smart dork


always got a way to make me and my diss look like shiii



i'll take you down one day bruv............and that day aiint far off

Let's not go that lane now aii? Nigga seriously you don't need to do this. Let's keep flowing the way we do

Oh lawd! Now I'm scared to fūçk...

thepussyhunter:
lmao

wanted to counter your claim but then i saw ur siggy and decided to chill





honestly though i'm hft tall (not too tall i know......but i aiint bad)


why do i have a feeling u're the short one
most english shiiii i know are usually very brief

Me the short one? Lolx. There's no gaddamn way that reverse psychology shït is gonna work on me. I'm way above average though. Way. so bro, joke's on you

I thought each lady is entitled to be wooed by only two guys. I'm seeing more that I can count

Naijaboiy, is this really a fair contest to those guys tagged with 2 other guys? Its a downside disadvantage na

Lol. When will I be wooed too? Someone should woo me pleeeeeeasee

sunshineG:
Nigerian girls only ( I repeat for the sake of emphasis ) only sees rich people as successful

Nelson Mandela will have died a virgin if he tried the freedom fighting shiit in Nigeria, without diversifying like asari dokubo

Lols... Leave the mentality of our local naija ladies aside jhor.

I'm not referring to those ones. Not the slay queens or conventional Nigerians but the knowledgeable ones who think with their head

Buharison:
Typical comment of someone that was brought up badly, go and tell your parents to train you better, they really failed, Just advising you

...says the over-bloated moronic_ dunderhead given an identity who came at me for taking out a lady over her insatiable quest for alms. Tell yourself the truth, Buhari is incompetent and a pure waste of our hard earned money

IamKashyBaby:
Whether u like it or nah...

MONEY RULES THE WORLD.... point blank.

It doesn't. Success does

aph·ro·dis·i·ac

noun: aphrodisiac; plural noun: aphrodisiacs

a food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire.

I mean, all this while, the thought of money being the perfect bait for having flings with so many ladies with ease has been disgustingly overwhelming to me partly because I don’t find the statement “Just go make money and watch ladies swarm around you like bees to a beehive” without prejudice, true.

Could the success of making money be the perfect dose for this perfect love potion? Or attraction-potion if you choose to call it that?

But wait! That statement could hold water depending on what spectrum of truth the statement passes through the prism of the reality of life. That is, if you term being rich as successful, you could be right but remember, the son of a wealthy man is also rich despite the fact that he didn’t work for the money. I must include that his son when left with the father’s wealth (obviously after his demise) can soon tend to poverty with no prove of ever being wealthy/rich. So he (son) isn’t successful despite being wealthy.

The thought of Dangote being ‘wealthy alone' and can get any woman at the snap of the tip of his fingers is incredibly disheartening as I also find it to be a lie. The late Nelson Mandela wasn’t wealthy per-se but he also could snap his fingers and ladies in multitude will be at his disposal
What really are these guys having that distinguishes them from every other person?

SUCCESS

Success owe to a large extent the wealth of a man because being successful, instigates being rich.

So go for success and leave wealth aside as it will definitely come at its slatted time.

JasonScolari:
Lol, cheap point? No Bro, not at all. It's not a combat. Just a free entertainment on a wet Sunday.

Oh well, its raining over here too.

A quick advice... When engaging in an e-fight, don't hit someone where it matters most. Their heart. Their family members. That's a juvenile thing to do and to say the least, it tells of how bad you wanna have an edge other the person.

Have a nice Sunday.

MrCork:
^^Side effect of rejection.

....My niggggga...quit naggggggin like radio.
If u cant find woman...pay for one!! (No ofeeense)

Goat!

JasonScolari:
I see a slightly pained look momentarily passed over your face when you read that, hence your frequent explosive behaviour. You where slogging like a duck up and down, you kept on flopping on the sand like a loosely tied rags with your busy body, now I'm trying to nurse you mentally back to normal and you tag it "insult? How dumb can you be Bro. You should be grateful that I'm giving you some home truth and insight of how your late father spent his last days on earth in a miserable state.


May the soul of your late dad continue to rest in peace that's if he choose to mind his business over there.

Bros, this isn't ethical. You could have attacked him and left his dad aside. You're just trying to gain cheap points.

I'm sorry, I just can't mind my business

thepussyhunter:
What if he is rich short handsome and has a huge pestle like dick






Besides which kain question be this.................you wan unshort am or what

what do you want us to tell you to do really?

Why do I have this feeling that you're very 'brief'?

Too much annoyance for a comment don't you think?

opeaceo:
Mine is awful. I went to a driving school, I was learning real fast, my instructor was super proud of me, he was impressed with my progress. I used a car with manual transmission to learn and I was a bada**.

On the ninth day, after my lessons, went out, on my way back, I saw my dad parked in a friends compound. I begged him to allow me drive, he agreed. He went to the passengers seat, I turned on the ignition, set the gear, the car started moving, I was shocked. My dad was yelling at me to hit the brakes, control the steering, yadi yadi yada, for where? The car went off the compound, across the road, down to the drainage at the other side of the road.

Very awful experience!

Lol. The funny thing is that when that happens and someone is yelling out instructions to you, you'll be more confused.

You'll be pressing so many pedals, twisting the steering all in a state of confusion.

sunshineG:

Hmmm strong words there bro

Is this in reaction to the shiit that lady did some forth night ago

Nay... It's a reaction to all the shitty ladies who do this

BiafranBushBoy:
it is the "Sad" emoji I used. I feel for you, that's the reason I used it.

Like I said rightly said... It wasn't needful.

lefulefu:
bro micheal dont take anything here too seriously
na so e be
meanwhile..

Me take anything here seriously? I no get life??

Here’s mine...

Still young and naïve, I had just gotten out of secondary school (high school) and needed to collect my original certificates back from the school and so I taught to myself, wouldn’t it be nice if I rocked my mom’s car to school? A little show off wouldn’t hurt or would it? I thought.

Oh…! Only if I had a rethink

So I started with my preparations, timings and all that. Everything’s gotta be right! I had to make sure my mom wouldn’t be at home when I eventually took it and also calculated the period she would be away because if she caught me, she is gonna tell my dad and my dad isn’t the type that takes shii

So the slatted day to achieve my plan came, I got into the car (it was a Toyota Camry 2008), started it, placed the gear on ‘R’ and started driving out of the compound.

NOTE: I had a vague memory on how to drive. I never went to a driving school (obviously) but only watched my mom as she does it.

I got to the junction into the tarred road and was about entering when thoughts of death, accident or even worse happening started to spring up. I could have turned back but no, it had to be now or never! Those who drive can testify to the initial fear you get when entering a tarred main road for the first time, especially when it’s a very busy one.

Off I went! I entered the road clutching the steering wheel with a tight fist, taking inventory of every indicating points in the vehicle. The side mirrors, the one inside and also kept watching the road and vehicles ahead of me and also those indicating to navigate or those slowing down. It was just too much.

I got to my destination.

Now the problem came when I met an ex-classmate there (also went to collect his result). So I picked him and my younger brother (he attended the school too). Yes! This is the chance to show off. To show off to him. Like really show my driving skills off (It didn’t occur to me that that was my first day. "Since I successfully drove to school, I should successfully drive back". I mumbled)

We started and I tried so hard not to drive like a novice. We kept moving smoothly at a slow pace when my friend said

“Guy you sabi drive ni, see how cars just dey pass you anyhow”

That was it! That was what I needed to drive without thought and hopefully/narrowly avoid death. I pressed the acceleration pedal with reckless abandon and everyone jerked front swiftly and screamed in unison

“Small small na!”

Too late, I was already heading to a holdup at a frivolous speed! “This is it”, I thought. “This is where we meet our creator. We ‘re dead!” I swiveled in-between two cars recklessly like I was some sort of James Bond acting a real-life fast and furious, scratched one with my side mirror and was now heading to the last car at the holdup. All this while, the two occupants had been shouting “Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!”. There wasn’t enough time to say our last prayers as I hit the brake at full length and we managed to stop just right at the back of the bumper of the next car! Gory be to God!

No one told me to drive slowly and with care for the rest part of the journey.

And yes! I took the car out again and ended up getting my battery stolen (not the car though)

Share yours please

Mr Lalasticlala, Mr fynestboi, Mr mynd44, Mr Seun, wouldn't it be nice/funny to read about our first driving experience?

falconey:

Mamagee3

You go like trouble oh

IamZod:
Okada Park me here
Be like this thread go sweet... Let me prophesy..
1. They will come for OPs head. Holy Obadiah... Sssshh holy
2.There will be plenty e-wars, fights and name calling here today.... Aha... I see, hmm.... Holy...

The guilty ones will only come for me

BiafranBushBoy:
Did a girl just insult you?

This thread emits bitterness and rage. Bro you okay?

You need to see your medical counsellor

I sure am. Thanks for asking BTW

And the 'angry' emoticon wasn't needful