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RomanceTo Ladies Who Generalize While Insulting Guys, I Have This To Say by SirMichael1(op): 7:12pm On Aug 12, 2017
To those who call all men useless, scums, retards, _morons and every unthinkable denigrating or derogatory word, this is for you.

1. It isn’t our fault that your mom gets battered by your dad because she nags and insults him as you do to all men.

2. It isn’t our fault that your mom sleeps around, gets caught and got kicked out of the house to the village or wherever and then chose to install hatred on you for your dad and all men

3. It isn’t our fault that your dad couldn’t sufficiently provide for the family and gets labeled a ‘useless incompetent poor man’ by your mom only to incur his wrath and he laid hands on her with you on sight

4. It isn’t our fault that you now portray the characters your mom portrayed to your guy and in turn your guy couldn't keep his shaky hands off of you

5. It isn’t still our fault that the first true love you had, the same true love you gave your virginity to, your heart to, your everything including your life cheated on you with and got married to your best friend

6. More so still, it isn’t our fault that every guy you date keeps being an asshole and breaks up with you 2-3 months into the relationship after having his share of the moist passage between your thigh as it still isn’t our fault if you carried out countless/numerous abortions for them

7. Additionally, it isn't our fault that you got molested at a tender age by a douche-bag you call an uncle while his wife watches with admiration

8. Lastly, it wouldn’t be my fault if I ignore your mention(s) filled with insults/rage on this thread
RomanceRe: What Will You Do? Picture Attached by SirMichael1: 7:08pm On Aug 12, 2017
grin grin

Just send the complete text to his mobile phone without using the internet. That should do it smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by SirMichael1: 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2017
Draei:
Na small e remain, dey make mouth.
How market now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by SirMichael1: 9:35pm On Aug 11, 2017
Draei:
So.. how market dey go.?
Una use 1 collect straight 2
grin
How market? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by SirMichael1: 8:53pm On Aug 11, 2017
Draei:
So.. how market dey go.?
Una use 1 collect straight 2
grin
Lol. Make arsenal no just fūçk up I swear. I put my bet on top their head.

Just imagine Leicester win. Oboi their odds make sense o
RomanceRe: My Reaction To The Wooing Challenge Co-hosted By Makydebbie And Naijaboiy by SirMichael1: 8:49pm On Aug 11, 2017
VirginDiva:
As in?
Wonder whats on
Are you tryna pass a message or you questioning my post?
RomanceRe: My Reaction To The Wooing Challenge Co-hosted By Makydebbie And Naijaboiy by SirMichael1: 8:47pm On Aug 11, 2017
Nomfanelo99:
cheesy grin You guys have made my weekend. Thank you
Lol. You've got no idea what's about to hit you. The weekend just started smiley
NYSCRe: Female Corper Slays In Her NYSC Khaki Skirt (Photos) by SirMichael1: 7:04pm On Aug 11, 2017
sixtus3606:
simple! the girl looks good for f^ckin'!! grin
grin You wrote that yourself o

She's fūçkīñg hot tho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by SirMichael1: 6:39pm On Aug 11, 2017
Draei:
Under 1.5 cuz Arsenal na mumu team.
Leicester City all the way tonight.
If your game no cut ehn. Arsenal is surely winning tonight
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Leicester City (4 - 3) On 11th August 2017 by SirMichael1: 6:39pm On Aug 11, 2017
Godswillnwaoma:
I hope iheanacho score hatrick
Iheanacho will not play today. He was barely in the preseason
RomanceRe: Why Is This Guy Flirting With Me After I Liked Hes Page by SirMichael1: 2:41pm On Aug 11, 2017
onila:
nope

they are all broke and ugly
Look who's calling someone ugly? grin

Well what can I say... Everyone has his/her own preference grin
NYSCRe: Female Corper Slays In Her NYSC Khaki Skirt (Photos) by SirMichael1: 1:55pm On Aug 11, 2017
I swear ehn, if I talk wetin dey my mind after encountering that first pix, person go call me bad name grin
RomanceRe: I Vowed Never To Get Married Again,then I Met Titilayo, She Was Not The Typical by SirMichael1: 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2017
So is this the part where we call mynd or lala? huh
RomanceRe: Just A Little Way To Show My Fans Gratitude by SirMichael1: 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
Won't reply you, seems you are depressed
Lol. Your 'hogwash' backup "Enemy of the state" you seem to always scrawl has failed you right?

RomanceRe: Guy Proposes To A Nursing Student In Her Hostel (photos) by SirMichael1: 12:25pm On Aug 11, 2017
Jodha:
Calm down before yhu type something yhu know nothing of....

The lady is my friend and she's fully aware of this...
After you uploaded it and it made FP or before? undecided
RomanceRe: My Reaction To The Wooing Challenge Co-hosted By Makydebbie And Naijaboiy by SirMichael1:
Is redbeans really suffering from depression? Most of his topics and posts are filled with his sulks cry
RomanceRe: 10 Things That If He Does: It Shows That You Are Just A Side Chick. by SirMichael1: 12:13pm On Aug 11, 2017
RomanceRe: My Reaction To The Wooing Challenge Co-hosted By Makydebbie And Naijaboiy by SirMichael1: 12:06pm On Aug 11, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
oh that was a typo error, team virgin. but i can give you links to female nairalanders that are secret runs babes on instagram. i will tell u their instagram handle and not their nairaland handle. "but are you ready to pay?
Team virgin me too cheesy
RomanceRe: My Reaction To The Wooing Challenge Co-hosted By Makydebbie And Naijaboiy by SirMichael1: 11:59am On Aug 11, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
I see, lack of pvssies from your nairaland crushes has made you to hate on naijaboiy abi. "op you should be seeking tutorials from him on how to get a girl from nairaland and not hating. "there are some of us guys that are forking female nairalanders atleast four times a month, you can ask kingtom, jacksparrow and truckpusher or obatomi for tutorials. "op be humble and join the winning league.
Us guys? You basically including yourself now?? cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Tot I Im Bad Ass Till A Slay Queen Tot Me A Lesson by SirMichael1: 11:49am On Aug 11, 2017
Arthurwinner:
to be vewi precise....as a badass I wanted to cheat on fiance after d fight we had.....met dis pwetti gal and after talking we changed contact....so it happened last week Friday I took ha awt and we had fun den at night we went to club,bought ha two Andre 40k...fastforward we highed together but d gal drugged ma drink and took me bk to d hotel we lodged safely and den eloped with 5k left to fuel ma car,since Friday she havnt been picking my calls and I cnt see her in her place......buh ma pro is dat I claim to b a badass dat dosnt spend much before getting a lady laid buh I spent more Dan 120k on Dis gal within a week............ my question is......please dear slay queens why una dy Dis wicked even after I spent this much?
Ffs can't you spell out your words well? Leave us with the phonetics please
RomanceRe: Tot I Im Bad Ass Till A Slay Queen Tot Me A Lesson by SirMichael1: 11:48am On Aug 11, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Two thumbs to the lady for showing u pepper
Just look at your lyf

How much did u even spend that u r making so much noise..your mates spend millions and they don't complain.
Ordinary 5k cheesy
In your whole stay (probably years or decades) with your guy, how many times have you given him money after he's had sex you? undecided
RomanceRe: Just A Little Way To Show My Fans Gratitude by SirMichael1: 11:46am On Aug 11, 2017
Divay22:
I have never, not even to my worse enemy...
Hope this your airtime saga is true though.
You're always everywhere seeking for aims. Are you even a lady? Like a real lady with boobs and ass??
RomanceRe: Just A Little Way To Show My Fans Gratitude by SirMichael1: 11:44am On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
Your father will go before baba
If your father can say denigrating things about your mother, I see no reason why he needs that life support. If security operatives weren't close by each time your mom goes to visit him, she'd unplugged his life support to charge her phone with it grin
RomanceRe: My Crush Said That She Couldnt Date Me Because I Stick My Tongue Out On Facebook by SirMichael1: 11:39am On Aug 11, 2017
Go tell your crush you'd have drooled all over her if she'd made the mistake
RomanceRe: His English Is Bearly Enough To Say "I Love You" by SirMichael1: 11:31am On Aug 11, 2017
igbeshit:
I m a white woman,

tired of repeating
You're a trans. I'm tired of repeating too undecided
RomanceRe: Guy Proposes To A Nursing Student In Her Hostel (photos) by SirMichael1: 11:29am On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
You are always insulting them because they are rejecting your mails, go and find something doing mister
So you've not encountered me before? grin Is it only your girls I lash? Besides, why don't the girls I lash sell me out? Is your sister, zahra on NL so that I'll send her a pm? I'll fūçk her real good even if she's got a husband grin

If your father can say denigrating things about his wife, I see no reason why I can't too grin
RomanceRe: Guys Only Please!!! Can We Say This Lady Is Sexy Or Not? by SirMichael1: 9:02am On Aug 11, 2017
bbbabes:
How can I download that movie pleasehuh?
O2tvseries
RomanceRe: Guy Proposes To A Nursing Student In Her Hostel (photos) by SirMichael1: 9:02am On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
So as from now on never insult and girl here,
That's a fūçkīñg ridiculous statement. I will e-pummel any bitch I want to undecided
RomanceRe: Just A Little Way To Show My Fans Gratitude by SirMichael1: 9:00am On Aug 11, 2017
kbams241:
lets hope u don't choke b4 him
I don't intend to. Thanks for asking BTW undecided
RomanceRe: Just A Little Way To Show My Fans Gratitude by SirMichael1: 8:58am On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
Wished it was your father that was there, enemies of state always hating on baba
If my father was there, I as his child would have since asked him to step down because we don't wanna lose him but that doesn't seem like what you'd want him do. You want to finally return him from London in a casket smiley
RomanceRe: Guy Proposes To A Nursing Student In Her Hostel (photos) by SirMichael1: 8:55am On Aug 11, 2017
Buharison:
Are you not one of those that send pm to a girl
Yes I am. Any problem with that? undecided
RomanceRe: His English Is Bearly Enough To Say "I Love You" by SirMichael1: 8:54am On Aug 11, 2017
igbeshit:
how dare you call a white person trans?
Transgender you are, me you can't fool

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