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sunshineG:


Like what and what

Lol, you want to know??

You wouldn't want me to spoil your day now, would you?

Awwwwn! So romantic!

Hey waiter! Waiter! I think I'll have myself a tear

Lalas247:
Happy birthday sweeri
So u still dey school I will deal with u later let me organise girls for u

Shoo! I never said I wasn't in school now and why would you wanna organize girls for me when you're there?

Don't worry, you alone will do

Oh my... If only you knew that your husband has moved on in the afterlife and probably settling himself with many virgins

Stegomiah:
Happy Birthday to this smart intelligent dude
I remembered he corrected my English then and was expecting a serious backlash from me
So why am i not surprised he's been called Mr. English professor

Wishing you long life and prosperity
Whatever your heart desires
More blessings
More success
More favor
And as you increase in age may you continue to grow higher and higher in all aspects of life

I still senior you though

Amen and thanks.

Lol, age is just a number but anyways, just be at the fore front battle of life and be taking the hits and I'll be shielded right behind you.

falconey:

HBD

Earthquake1:
Happy birthday.

vizkiz:
Happy birthday bro

Thank you guys

sunshineG:
really you are still studying for real l, I don't believe it

Anyway have a lovely day

Don't believe it at your own peril

I sure had

Thanks

Essentials1:
Sorry Laddie, one of her co-workers posted this and I am just using this medium to send a message.. It does not relate to the information he / she passed , but to him/herself...

Still doesn't change the fact that you derailed and that would have had you sanctioned for prolly a week or thereabout. You passing a message to someone who would never see them and even if you were to pass the message, couldn't you have gone to her blog and post it repeatedly there? Hypocrisy still stinks the last time I smelt it

Tamarapetty:
Lol, i scrolled.

Happy birthday!

Lol. Thanks

sunshineG:
Happy birthday mr English professor

I still dey school oh. I never reach

Yo dawgs

It is with great pleasure and joy do I appreciate my maker for this day and also acknowledge my niggas, peeps, homies and friends for making my brief stay in here worthwhile. Although I know that I haven't been nice but thank you all

I know the people I've offended won't like this

You just lifted a piece off the internet without referencing and how the hell does that spell 'a brroken heart story?' That's sexual abuse and not a heartbreak. Fix that!

You want to get people to write about their sexual abuse... Then don't hide it under the guise of a heartbreak story. Fix that again!

Your topic needs fixing. Change that 'ther' to 'your' that's if you still wanna make do with that topic while ignoring my advice in the process

For what its worth, the guy may be her boyfriend.

It's not really a savage reply

Essentials1:
Aunty Linda, If I were to advertise you all I will say is that you should focus on improving your social media presence on Facebook and Twitter. Nairaland does not bring that much traffic to blogs compared to Facebook and Twitter.. I checked your Facebook page sometime ago and was shocked to see that it was below other sites like Yabaleftonline, gistreel, gossip mill, and even correct bro... Even Naijaloaded knows how important it is and if you check the "Advertise with us" link on their website, you will see where they brag about their social media prowress...

When you have up to 1 million likes on your facebook page and more than 100,000 followers on twitter, then you will be getting hundreds of thousands of visitors daily and millions of pageviews... That is how small bloggers like us use to survive..

I sent you a mail sometime ago and you never replied.. Don't worry, I have gotten what I asked you for..

How does this relates to this thread?

Tell me bro, what substance are you high on?

Explorers:
Not ex, US President official vehicle.

It's stated that the beast's armour is about 5-8inches thick.

They said it can withstand a direct tank shell or RPGs.

But ive not seen the test.

I don't think there will be chance to launch such attack on the vehicle, because when is moving, they secure it up to a mile in radius.

Too imagine that even the tires too are anti-RPG attacks is simply overwhelming. I read that the weight of the vehicle is very much.

Can it also withstand a rocket launcher attack?

Thanks though

lalanice:
haha! what are you afraid of? people will be there and no one is going to die of lassa fever. if you really want to be there, be there. don't worry I got you covered in prayers


by the way, if this aba festival is the same once in 7yrs festival I used to here about then I hope it's different/safe now. cos then I heard it's like the purge, people get hurt/die. heard anything like that??

You got me covered in prayers. Lmao. You gotta be kidding as you seem not to know the strength of your words

Errm... Don't scare me please as I'm already freaked about this lassa fever issue.

I don't think I've heard anything like that. The last time I went for the festival, it was fun, glamorous and although a little girl went missing, she was found back. Alive.

Martin0 and sekxy, you guys shouldn't turn this thread into one of your noise rambling sessions please. I practically have a had time reading through serious comment when yours takes the space.

Don't derail threads. Go figure out abandoned threads and exchange letters/comments or whatever!

Explorers:
Aftermath.

Explorers, how then was/is the beast (ex us president's armoured vehicle) able to withstand a RPG? Because it was stated in its specification

Earthquake1:
I had a freaking unforgettable orgy when I was 16,I woke up and saw myself beside the door.

Must have banged the hell out of them hoes.

Yeah. You fucked_ a spiritual entity and the spirit being made sure of it that you had a pleasurable experience

ajalawole:
Explorer, am sure oga seun is paying u seriously, if not kindly hold him to ransom cuz u are the only sensible nairalander on this forum. Can't wait to see you start blogging too

How can you generalize and put him in the lime light as the only sensible Nairalander?? What happened to your senses? Was it carted away with?.

Well.. According to your post, you knowingly called yourself senseless and and are right because only a senseless person would make such statement