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CrimeRe: BREAKING: Abducted Katsina Science School Students Released. by Sirmwill: 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2020
Musaspp:
From the Breaking news monitored on Arise News TV Channel, the abducted boys of the Katsina Science School have been released. They will be received by the State governor any moment from now. More details later...!
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
dominique

Fake and misleading post
FoodRe: What Is The Weirdest Food Combination You Have Ever Seen ? by Sirmwill: 4:44pm On Dec 17, 2020
Bread and toothpaste

Not me ooo
Just my imagination
PhonesRe: OLLA Phone Thread by Sirmwill: 5:07pm On Dec 12, 2020
I need olla m8 plus touchscreen @OP
CrimeRe: UNBELIEVABLE : TWO Young Men Seals Themselves In A Furniture To ESCAPE From Imm by Sirmwill: 1:15am On Nov 18, 2020
Chai
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had This Kind Of Experience In A Bus Or Night Class. Share Your Ex by Sirmwill:
Well
I have never being on a night transit before.But,for the sake of the nice picture you put up there let me write out a short story on it

Well,our bus had just passed the first bus stop in Awka.This meant that I had only two more states to move through.It was night but i was not feeling sleepy.Partly because i was enjoying the sight of the night markets we were passing by but majorly because of the lady that was sitting by my side.
She had been acting strange for some minutes now.She was twisting her body,adjusting herself in all directions as if she was not comfortable.
Our bus is a big and spacious classy bus that was high above the ground with very comfortable and soft seats.Every pair of seats were demarcated to make our spaces look like separate tiny rooms without a door.The lady were at the extreme back of the bus which was even more spacious than the other spaces.The Air conditioner was doing great justice at making everyone comfy.So with all these,I was wondering why she was quaking all over the seat.Well,the lights were off and i could not really see what was going on.So,i shifted my attention back to the night markets.

The bus stopped at a Oando filling station to refuel some few miles away from Awka along the highway.
The lights were then suddenly switched on without warning probably for people that wanted to go down to ease themselves or stretch their bodies.
That was when i saw the lady beside me very clearly under the bright white light.
I was instantly thrown into a frenzy of wild thoughts.
Gosh,she was very hot.Everything about her was lit.
She had this shiny not too big,not too small light brown boobs whose middle line was allowed free display by the red top she was wearing.Her legs were golden and its sight waa spine shifting.My eyes moved from her laps down to her lower legs which were hidden under a pair of white socks tucked into some nike slippers.I tried controlling myself but I failed at controlling the direction to which my eyes and dickson were pointing.
I then noticed that one of her hands was inside the white shorts she was wearing.I immediately understood where all the earlier quaking came from.
She saw the beautiful shock I found myself in and where my eyes were pointing at and then smiled one Jezebel type of smile.She grinned further when she noticed my dickson's size and direction.
When i noticed that she also noticed my dickson,i looked away to the now thick forests we were passing by as the bus had started moving.
I was ashamed at not being able to control my dickson as it was now performing some short movements on its own.

After about five minutes that we had started moving,the lights were switched off.At this time,I had everything in control except the shameless dickson.This time,it was acting as if it will tear out of my trousers.

Few minutes later,as i was still fighting one on one with dickson,I heard some words in my ear from the lady's side which sounded like "Your dick is big and I like it" ...No.It did not sound like it,that was actually what she said.
Then i,should i say lustfully?I said "Thank you" then some devil in me controlled my mouth to say "You are also very hot"
The words came out from my mouth without control and i was afraid.
She just laughed softly when she heard what i said.
Me,I didn't look outside this time, I just faced front still trying to control dickson that was now defeating me in our battle.
I noticed that she was looking at the couple that were fast asleep at the other side opposite where we were.
Later she looked forward,then at me then at the couple again then at me and she repeated the sequence for about four times with some 30seconds intervals.I was actually seeing all of these with my side eyes.
Few minutes later,the bus jerked a little violently as it passed over a bump and she immediately looked at the couple as if to confirm that they were truly fast asleep.The couple did not even move a limb.
Then almost immediately,she whispered with some desperate tone into my ears "Can I sit on your dick?"

Only your likes and shares will make me to continue grin
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 11:49pm On Nov 17, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
Lol
See kindergarten grammar grin
Can't even use punctuation marks correctly grin
Oloriburuku ọmọ ofo jatijati grin
OsuIgboIpob:
You must be mistaken me for your father...
Wow
I can't believe this thing was so banged that he had to shift to grammar that he apparently sucks dick at cheesy

The animal even put his full name under

This one that is dragging illiteracy with Buhari is trying to look like he has worth by not quoting me wrongly this time...
Dude,I just discovered you truly have a worth.You worth a used Sanitary pad.
The Animal:Oh,like that one that i use to clean mouth after dinner

Yes exactly.The one you use to clean your mouth after feasting on people's dustbins...

Choke on it
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 11:17pm On Nov 17, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
Eya
Yeah
What else can you do?

cheesy
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 11:06pm On Nov 17, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
Of course!
What more could you expect from me a drunkard old fool and a mad whorè? i was so much a old foolish drunkard that i went home and drank toilet water to celebrate my first romance with our neighbours goat after i realised that i am not just an animal but the stupidest of them all.No wonder the Goat got pregnant for me and gave birth to my beautiful Goat children.I truly am an animal.
Wow
I was right after all
wink
Foreign AffairsRe: What's Happening With All The Trump Winning Scam Prophecies From Nigeria? by Sirmwill: 10:59pm On Nov 17, 2020
cheesy

They are still eating palliatives
When they are through they will stand up and then come and pass
RomanceRe: Help!!!!!!!!! Weak Erection!!! by Sirmwill: 10:58pm On Nov 17, 2020
anastasius:
Have sense
grin grin

Med ooo
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
You must be mistaken me for your father...
This thing does not even have good english in his 5year old brain locked in his 20-30year old skull that is processing all this rubbish that he is typing...
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 10:24pm On Nov 17, 2020
OsuIgboIpob:
Hoe low ree bu ru kou

Or deh

Oppo nu...

One can be black by origin blablabla...
Is that how senseless you are?

Who named the origin?
Who sets the stupîd standard on how people should be categorised?

Hopeless fool will see a pale man and call him white and accept that he that's brown is black.
Why not call a spade a spade?
If a brown door can't be called black, WHY SHOULD A BROWN PERSON BE CALLED BLACK?
For how long do you want to remain stupîd?
What record is Obama named for?
If your slow brains may take eternity to answer,I will help you:He is regarded as the "First Black president of USA"...
Why didn't they say "First Brown president of USA"

Abi who is this one tori olorun huh

I am Sure your Father will have preferred cumming into a dustbin than in your mother if he knew you will be this Useless mentally...

Gosh
What a wasted sperm... embarassed

Get this into your vacuum skull
Someone with black origins is regarded as a "black".
You see "Black Americans","Black Germans",Black Asians" and not "Brown"...
You yourself are regarded as black and not necessarily with a dark skin.But in your case maybe because you have a black brain...

Please people of sense should come and give this thing some simple sense so that we can call him a human or at least an animal...
HealthRe: Why Women Prefer Female Gynecologist. by Sirmwill: 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2020
Chii59:
Healing or arousing? grin
Yeeeah
You know

Arousing that leads to healing... cheesy
CelebritiesRe: ''Your Daddy Is Rich'' - Davido Tells His 2nd Daughter, Hailey (Video) by Sirmwill: 5:31pm On Nov 16, 2020
sapphiere:
According to dictionary, a bastard is a person whose parents are not legally married then according to the scripture, such child cannot enter the assembly of God even to his tenth generation. Deuteronomy 23:2

That is why I'd rather abort the pregnancy than give birth to a child out of wedlock.
Wow
Just wow

So it is something this serious that people are using to play anyhow


And hey,don't be too hard na.Abortion is a worst sin of murder...lol...I know you are just trying to stress how terrible being a bastard can be... smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Medic Fired After Being Caught On Camera Spitting On Jesus Portraits by Sirmwill: 12:29pm On Nov 16, 2020
Lol

People actually spat on Jesus when he was on earth and he still prayed for them...

This medic simply needed prayers and that should have been all

It is the bad eggs among our Muslim brothers that carry religion in their big turbans like this


For any fool that will quote me wrongly,read well before starting

wink
HealthRe: Why Women Prefer Female Gynecologist. by Sirmwill: 12:28pm On Nov 16, 2020
Chii59:
Except if he's old and bald. If he's young and hot, I'd sooner choose a female gynae doctor.
So i was right. grin

There are some healing touches that can only come from a male gynaecologist and not from a female...lol
CrimeRe: The Biggest Boko Haram Is The Federal Government Itself- Pres Buhari (VIDEO by Sirmwill: 12:18pm On Nov 16, 2020
Passionate888:
he said it, I think this was when he was trying to be the president of Nigeria, now that he has entered, Afonja journalists deyfar to write things
Chai
That's Bleak

Sorry,What or who is Afonja?
Foreign AffairsRe: About 50% Of Joe Biden's Transition Team Composed Of "People Of Colour" by Sirmwill: 12:15pm On Nov 16, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
didn't you read what i wrote, is google not part of the democrats propaganda tools

is google and the press thinking for her.

She personally identify as Indian American not African american


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWc-Zz97hr0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tvlF4XUr9E

The media scam you
Jeez embarassed
If all of these are true then this has been a Major Legit Scam...

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