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Politics / Re: I Will Pay For Detailed Information About This King. Unbelievable!! by SirShymexx: 9:59am On Nov 04, 2016 |
LordAdam: Not debating if what he did was special or not. When you you wipe out ya own extended family, including women and kids, especially 2,000 folks out of less than 50,000 people (I doubt the population of Eko back then was up to 50,000) - you can't get a pass from me. Also, all those kings back then who gladly sold their own people to white men, in return for nonsense, can't get any pass from me. All of them were cowards cos when the white man brought war to them - they all crumbled under pressure and were either captured, killed, or exiled. I don't rate these folks. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: I Will Pay For Detailed Information About This King. Unbelievable!! by SirShymexx: 9:41am On Nov 04, 2016 |
I honestly don't see anything special about Kosoko and all the Yoruba kings of that era who were involved in selling their own folks to the white men. Didn't you see how he wiped out his own extended family (over 2000 souls) cos of the crown? What type of wicked animal is that especially when you put in consideration the total population of the people back then. I honestly don't think white folks feared him - they just knew he was a power-drunk blood thirsty psycho who would kill anyone for the sake of it. He was also a coward, hence his arse took off to Epe, on his knees, before he was given asylum there under the protection of the Awujale. Why did he run when they came for that arse? Anyway, the only telling thing in his story is that: the Egbas were very instrumental in his defeat. The Egbas during that era had the best relationship with the brits cos they were supplying them munitions and war strategy - in return for their loyalty. Hence they were the first Yorubas to fully accept Christianity. And they also helped in spreading Christianity all over Yorubaland. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: I Will Pay For Detailed Information About This King. Unbelievable!! by SirShymexx: 9:33am On Nov 04, 2016 |
stinggy: Two sources: - Nigeria Under British Rule (1927) By Sir William M.N. Geary. - John Beecroft, 1790—1854: Her Brittanica Majesty's Consul to the Bights of Benin and Biafra 1849—1854 by K. O. Dike The second one is a journal and you can read it for free on jstor.org. |
Celebrities / Re: Curvy Yoruba Girl, Feyisara Setting Instagram On Fire With Pan.tless Photos. Eve by SirShymexx: 12:33am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Darn! Her batty is bad! If that shyte is real - then she has one of the best bums ever. Post her instagram page...let me check her out. 4 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Yetunde Barnabas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant (Photos) by SirShymexx: 12:29am On Nov 04, 2016 |
She's decent. But the mouth tho...that's trout mouth right there. All these fraudulent light skinned chics. 7 Likes |
Family / Re: 8 Things Every Man Should Know How To Do by SirShymexx: 12:25am On Nov 04, 2016 |
Sexist. All these DIY shyte? - any woman who supports this, is a misandrist. Why men gotta do all these when women have stopped learning how to cook? 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Performs Ritual Rites Before Entering Ado-Ekiti (Photos) by SirShymexx: 9:57pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Did they do any ritual to stop conniving amala eaters from betraying one another and also stop their servitude to Fulani slaves? Amala eaters need prayers to Yoruba gods cos they're on the path of self-destruction. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 6:31pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
lefulefu: Are you alluding to pums with labia majora/minora (vagina lips) that have expanded beyond their elastic limits? I'v never seen that shyte in real life - only on white pornstars when I used to watch porns back in the day. If I ever come across that shyte, I'll puke on the pum and tell the biitch to go home. Anyway, with this biitch, her biggest problem is that, she probably shaves her vagina with shaving stick, hence all the bumps that look like either razor bumps or disease bumps. Then the shyte also looks funny, apart from being dark as shyte despite the fact that she's of a lighter shade. So, she might be bleaching...and with most skin bleachers, they always forget to bleach their pums and arses. Hence they always look light-skinned, while their pums and arses are always black as shyte. I'm done talking about this biitch before she sends some voodoo around my way. But she effed up. If you're ever gonna put something on camera, make sure it looks good. I don't hate on free-minded folks who express themselves, but always do it right. Darn! I swear you used to like light-skinned and white biitches - what changed? |
Family / Re: Why Are Bodybuilders And Muscle-bound Guys Attached To Negativity In Nigeria by SirShymexx: 4:01pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: Lol. How can you say an Anthony Joshua who has more lean muscles and is more ripped than you're has more than 15% body fat, then think you've less than 10% body fat? You just showed you know nothing about aesthetics. Nah, Kali muscles alludes to being natural all the time, just like the rest of these clowns selling protein/amino-acid. Ulysses and Simeon are the two biggest liars, especially when you look at how their body is and the fact that they both have almost the same body measurements as the greatly gifted Serge Nubret who was a steroid fiend. Their biceps/triceps alone should tell you that they're on roids. Ditto their body fat (5-7%) all year long lol. Anyway, there's nothing to be jealous of, Mr. Baby Weights. Just correcting you, while trying to educate ya mind. No pain, no gain - the more the pain, the more the gain. Keep lifting. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 3:51pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Lol. I'm not the "Chief"...just a regular nyggah that's controlled by his subconscious mind and the assimilation of preference(s) by osmosis, in an era where hiphop is our religion. It's not just me - everyone that I know is basically like that, apart from some guy that likes big ti.ts. If I were to tell my dargs about a chic - to grade how nice she's, the first thing they'll ask me is how big her batty is, before asking about other things. The size of her batty would determine if they'll either say "nice" or "decent". Ditto if any of my dargs were to tell about any chic, I'll always ask about what her batty is saying. That's how nyggahs roll: every chic gets a 2 for having a pum and an extra 3 for having a humongous batty. Everything else will share the remaining 5. Nah, only thirsty nyggahs and nyggahs still on the come up for the stars/stripes care about just the vagina. Maybe back in the day, when I just wanna bust a nut, I'll beat anything that's a bit decent, then leave her in the room, after I bust a nut. And come back when I need to bust a next nut lol. But with growth and advancement, you want more than that. You want a chic you'll still be super-attracted to after busting a nut. The type you'll jam on the bed with and cuddle, either while listening to music, watching netflix and chatting with, or doing other things - pending when you'll garner enough energy to swim in her ocean for another round. So, you gotta go for the ones you'd be able to look at after-the-fact and say, "darn! - she's nice and that's a good beat". Not the type that you'll look at and say, "kmt! - she's just anything, really". 1 Like |
Family / Re: Why Are Bodybuilders And Muscle-bound Guys Attached To Negativity In Nigeria by SirShymexx: 12:24pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: Lmao @ having below 10% fat. I doubt you know what the hell you're talking about. Anyone with below 10% body fat that's natural would've daily joint problems with a super-stiff body. It's almost next to impossible. Ya body fat should be close to 25-30%. Someone like Anthony Joshua for example, has 15% body fat, hence I don't doubt him that much when he says he's natural. Simeon can lie to you internet nerds/stans but those who know, know he's on juice. He has about 7% body fat and almost the same type of aesthetics and body measurements as the great Serge Nubret who was super-gifted with one of the greatest genetics ever. Yet Serge Nubret was on steroids. Ulysses is another compulsive liar on steroid juice. I bet you think Kali Muscles isn't on steroids as well cos he claims he's natural all the time - hysterical. Anyway, stop gassing yourself - you just push weights. You're not a body builder. Don't chat to me about muscles when you still lift baby weights...and I'm not even a bodybuilder. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 12:07pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Lol. I don't know about what a Yoruba man likes. But I think, what I'm attracted to has more to do with being a millennial and part of the hiphop generation. What's better than waking up next to chics with batty wedgies like these two below? |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Wishes Hillary Clinton A Happy Birthday, Fans React by SirShymexx: 12:01pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
codemaniacs: But foreign politics influence the dynamics of things in 3rd world countries. I believe you saw how "Arab Spring" and how the people were manipulated, yes? And without the west agreeing to regime change in naij, I doubt BooHarry would've won the way he did, despite the votes. David Axelrod who used to be Obama's Senior Advisor, and the brain behind his election didn't just go to naij to watch the hungry people and destitute and, the Archbishop of Canterbury didn't just roll out the red carpet for BooHarry for no reason. Anyway, if Lagos becomes collateral damage - that's part of the gift/curse. But I doubt it's going to happen unless the disintegration of naij is back on the chessboard, which would be the only reason why they might want to secure ND and US interests in that axis. I think it's going to be more of destabilisation from the NE axis and a contingency plan for a US base in naij. The US wants naij as its base for AFRICOM and the only reason why it's still in Germany is cos naij rejected it. |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Wishes Hillary Clinton A Happy Birthday, Fans React by SirShymexx: 11:36am On Oct 27, 2016 |
codemaniacs: Lol. I don't know about Lagos, its oil and Tinubu. However, I do know that the bogeyman that would primarily control global politics in the next four years would be ISIS and its affiliated. And naij has Boko Haram. So, if any of the blitzkrieg would hit naij, it will come via BH. Regardless, I think blitzkrieg would come into Africa via Libya and Al Shabaab, either simultaneously, or sequentially. Then you've Sudan which has been part of the neo-liberal/con's "axis of evil" since forever and an unfinished business since all the other countries on the list have been bombed. Not ruling out militancy in the Niger-Delta and US interests. But these people plan ahead and I believe they would want to finish one aspect of the plan, which is ongoing before jumping on a next one. Then again, the Niger-Delta might become victim of circumstance cos they might also want to the "Arab Spring" formula again, since Clinton orchestrated that when she was secretary of state. If they play that card again, albeit with a different cover - ND would be up for grabs, with Lagos as part of the collateral damage. However, I doubt the US would want to get involved with ND too tough cos they always X out the region in all their war games, due to how volatile it's and the numerous ethnicities domiciled there. Anyway, even folks in the UK are scared of Clinton, albeit Trump isn't a likable character. You just have to scared cos of those backing her, her antecedents as a gung-ho mad woman , and the war machine. But with naij folks, they care more about Trump's rhetoric on immigration which is impossible. While Clinton stays lying to most people like Obama did, when he, Obama, has actually deported more immigrants than all the 19 previous US presidents combined. The guy has deported over 2.3 million immigrants in 8 years - that's the highest in US history. Clinton is going to be worse. |
Family / Re: Why Are Bodybuilders And Muscle-bound Guys Attached To Negativity In Nigeria by SirShymexx: 10:39am On Oct 27, 2016 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: Lol. They're not out of context since you claimed you're a bodybuilder when you're clearly not. To qualify as a legit bodybuilder, ya body fat needs to be below 20% (around 15%) for someone who's natural, and between 5-10% for those who use steroids, like the steroids bandits you posted on ya bodybuilder thread. And you also must be able to bench at least 140/150kg. I know the word is somewhat cliche these days with how it's used loosely. However, those in the business know what time it's. Regardless, anyone who looks at you and think you're some type of bodybuilder, folks are scared of, needs to be laughed at cos you're a regular guy that just lift weights. BTW, I see you're a big fan of Simeon Panda. He's from London...a cool guy but he's a steroids bandit as well, albeit he likes to tell porkies about being natural. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Wishes Hillary Clinton A Happy Birthday, Fans React by SirShymexx: 10:30am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Orikinla: Lol. The guy does sound like an illiterate. It's even funny to see a black person support the Clinton family, after all the Greek gifts they gave African Americans which have turned into generational plagues and some of the reasons why they're effed up. Ditto what the Clinton Foundation did to Haitian, after collecting millions of dollars during the Haitian earthquake and stealing everything, without doing anything in that country, apart from trying to rig elections there. Then when you look at Hillary, the same women responsible to illegally killing the leader of a country in Libya (she rejoiced when he was killed and uttered the infamous: "we came, we saw, and he died", while watching the blood thirsty Arab Islamists wipe out, all the black Libyans in Tawergha. And the ones who weren't there when the Arabs came calling, were bombed from the air by US jets. The same women labelled black kids as super-predators and her hero is Margaret Sanger, the eugenics bandit, who wanted to try the Nazi experiment on black people in the US. Also, there was an email revealed last week about how one of her advisers and closest confidants asked for lobsters, when someone emailed him that Al Shabaab killed tens of Somali farmers. I wouldn't even say much about AAs who blindly support the Democrats cos they're used to a voting pattern albeit most of the enlightened ones would rather not vote for either of the two. However, on their part, they've been boxed in for 400 years and they're survivors. So, no matter how destructive the Greek gift she's going to give them would be, they'll live through it. But people in Africa need to be scared cos the next four years would be brutal on them. She'll most likely win cos Trump looks more and more like a Clinton mole daily. And every time it seems he's moving ahead, they always tell him to something utterly stupid/dumb to kill the momentum lol. So, you should know that crazed Trump is an actor that's getting paid, to provide a leeway/easy-passage for Clinton to win. Any average person would score an overwhelming victory over Clinton. Folks just need to stay focused on her foreign policy cos she's one of the most vicious neo-liberal crackpot alive and she's going in there to make the goons who run the military industrial complex happy. So, expect rivers of blood everywhere, with tens of millions of lives wasted in 3rd world countries for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Syria and Iraq are the focus right now, but Russia already has Syria on lock, except they want a 3rd world war (Iran would fight through proxies to maintain its hold over Iraq, since the Shiites are in charge now). However, nobody wants a big war. Due to that, they would shift the game to proxies, with Africa as the next target, once they pull the curtains down in Syria/Iraq. Now, you've got ISIS in Libya. Al Shabaab in Somalia. Boko Haram in Nigeria and also in West Africa with AQIM. Then you've got China's growing influence across Africa and, Russia trying to fit in somewhere. Ditto Sudan which is part of the axis of evil, with unfinished business. So, Africa would be lucky if the whole continent doesn't return to the civil wars era, with all the proxy wars that would start on the continent. It's going to be a long four years and a lot of folks won't be alive when it's said and done. The woman is evil. Trump is a psychopath but a mad person is always better than the devil. But the guy also looks like a mole planted there. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: A Nigerian Named The First Young People’s Laureate For London by SirShymexx: 6:18am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Lol. That's my dargy right there lol. North Peckham estate got two...and they're two of the brightest young folks under 30 in the world. Caleb Femi and John Boyega. Posted Femi's poem about Peckham on here last year lol. He got stabbed. Got shot at a few times. Yet he moved to greater things in life. Man like Femi. If you know, you know - if you don't, keep living looool. PeckNizzy, PeckNarm - home of the brave. None like us - other chat, but we just do it like Nike. Dunno lol. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 1:54am On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Nah, especially when they're slim and flat on both sides. Except the outliers, like some naij chic I check on/off that's slim...but her batty is quite protruding for her size and she's like a C/D cup. And outliers are often rare. So, I'd say I'm not into slim chics. I like 'em thick but not on the extreme or obese side, with too much body fat tho. |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 1:42am On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Nah, I ain't tryna be in the same room with two anorexic chics with nasty pums. I'll pass on that. This is what I wanna be in the room with: Salute! |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 1:11am On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Lol. You got it twisted. I actually love slaying Igbo pums. But that one got me fvcked up. |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 1:02am On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Hit that? I won't hit it, if it were to be the last one on earth. My mutombo is the essence of my existence and I don't play risky games with it. Ol'girl's pum looks diseased like the type with putrid odour and regular vagina discharge. |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 12:50am On Oct 27, 2016 |
freecocoa: Lol. Did you watch the video? Her pum made me feel this way. |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 12:43am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Freecocoa Don't tell me ya pum looks like this girl's. |
Celebrities / Re: ABPFEON Response To Chidinma Okeke Lesbian Sex Tape by SirShymexx: 12:41am On Oct 27, 2016 |
What's this? They need to focus on cleaning that nasty pum and giving her money for dil.do, instead of suffocating cucumber and denying hungry people food. |
Family / Re: Why Are Bodybuilders And Muscle-bound Guys Attached To Negativity In Nigeria by SirShymexx: 12:38am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Why would anyone attach negativity to you when you're not even that big (seen ya pictures on the bodybuilding thread you created, with all kinds of steroids users)? The term "bodybuilding" has been abused lol. Then again, you might be right cos naija folks are judgemental and a lot of folks in naij are either very skinny or skinny-fat with protruding bellies. So, someone like you might be termed "big"/"bodybuilder". ANd if that's the case - their backwardness is coming to the fore, like it does with everything else. Mr. "bodybuilder", what weight can you bench press in kg? I doubt you can push more than 100kg/220lbs, yet you think you're a bodybuilder - hysterical. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Begins Exportation Of Crude Oil by SirShymexx: 10:16am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Lol. Is that why these Ijaw miscreants decided to open bases all over Ijebu waterside in Lagos and Ogun? These people and their fedora hats are very funny. Few drops of oil in a next part of Lagos and they have already paddled their primeval canoes there to cause trouble. No difference whatsoever between them and Eboe pikeys. While Eboes wander around aimlessly on land, these clowns wander around in creeks. Effing Bantu pikeys lol. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Indonesia Executes Three Nigerians By Firing Squad by SirShymexx: 10:56pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
osinbanjoisaliar: Lol. But Afonja was a warrior who fought so many wars and never ran from battles albeit power got into his head. The same can't be said about Ojukwu the cross dresser and Abidjan bandit lol. If I were you, I'd be more worried about the rate in which FFK stays Fvcking all Eboe chics, while Eboe men stay turning to phaggots. And the ones who aren't into phaggotry are either on deathrow or locked up in a dungeon somewhere in Asia. It sucks to be Eboe lol. And don't quote me back...no time for back and forth with time wasters. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Kenyan Lady Dumps Lover Because Nigerian Man Buys Girlfriend A SUV (photos) by SirShymexx: 10:48pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Lol, biitch looks like she stinks lol. Ole ashy musty face having heifer with two right legs lol. Why would anyone even want to trick on this fugly, dirty, and crusty unbathed monkey? She ain't worth 2p with 2p attached to her lol. These heaux and their sense of entitlement cos they've got pum, when pum itself is free. FOH. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Documents Expose Lawmakers’ Budget Fraud - Premium Times by SirShymexx: 8:15pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Ogbeche77: Lol, I knew from day one that the ancient lifeless body has nothing to offer, but just thought anything would be better than GEJ and you just can't give a man who failed woefully during his first term, with a 2nd term to lose another term with nothing to lose, unless you want a total collapse. Also, when you want to know if a leader will perform or not, you can always gauge that based on the leader's first step/move in office. After seeing BooHarry's first move in office - I gave up on the senile fool lol. The man has zilch to offer and he only became president cos he's still bitter he was never allowed to rule properly in the 80s. Hence he started off by travelling everywhere like a tourist lol. His second agenda is Northernisation, especially Fulani domination and, he's about 80% where he wants to be with that agenda. 1 Like 1 Share |
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