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I agree with you, you will never ever be a gay. My advice is that you focus on your school work and build a career and women will come running to you. This advice is from a beautiful young lady sitting beside me smiling. You will be proud you kept yourself chaste.

Happy birthday Emmanuella. Hope she attends school!

Actress turned Evangelist brought the issues of the Kingdom to the public!!!! No wonder scripture say, lay no hands on anyone suddenly. She was given a high place in the church early, when she had not gone through some things and so she easily forgets Scripture which says 'Who are you to judge another man's servant? God's servant here but she has no fear for spiritual authority, so she can chance the G.O of the said Ministry. I do not in saying so, applaud the G. O for neglecting his representative however.
Instead of rejoicing that God has given her familythe privilege to cater for a missionary, that which will accrue for their profit before the Lord who is the rewarder of those who seek him, she is coming out to murmur. Ignorance.!!!!

Came:
He be like say na obese dey reign now. Obese no reach poor man side oooo, na people way get money dey chop belleful dey obese.

I just laughed in French

To God be the glory

Looks better now

Montaque:
Nigerians are in for a shocker

Why Because Baba will soon be back? Everything is in God's hands.

LasGidiOwner:
You have always a been bitter envious person. The point I have to sink into your old brain is that we have seen more of such investors in Anambra in different sectors. Anambra is not your worthless Imo state that no one comes to invest. Anambra is a choice-state for investors because we have a very strong economy unlike your Imo state with zero economy and no enabling environment for investors. Obiano and his wife only went there once a week before commissioning and it was during the light-up project that happened to be around the area.

Maybe Andy Uba and Metu are also Obiano's family members. These are people from a different parties. Anambra is not Imo state where anything happens and their governor's wife handle 5 ministries.

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No unity, no BiaFra. I am afraid

INVESTORBNAIRA:
Uti is such a handsome man,but it is a pity he prefers inserting his penìs into the anal rectum of a man

Jesus!!!!!! Please have mercy should this be true!!! Lord

For money? shame!!!!! I can imagine the future äll on their own. Lord intervene because of your children

realestniggah:
She beautiful

Tboss has to be among the top 10 most beautiful girl in Nigeria

Facial beauty only

Integrityfarms:
These are what makes atheist and non Christians deride the body of Christ.

When ministers commercialize the gospel we become laughing stock and an object of mockery before the world.

... Too baaad

Obviously he has no relationship with the Holy Spirit

Emekus999:
when she don use kittycat spoil d church boy finsh,nw waitin d boy dey c now my wife is hot and sexy..even if d family dey tel am say ur woman d way i dey c am so hmmm..him go talk say hold it dere..na my wife.

Compromise I tell you. Youth leader O

dayleke:
Which one be church boyfriend now?
Shey the woman na street girl ni fa?
So who converted who?
Ok o.... Kontinu....

Imagine that brother to entangle himself. See her gown

SQLmastar:
Bisola is an ugly you biatch. ...I wonder how she got pregnant

Dey there!!! Was she not the very person TTT, the handsome guy chose?

optional1:
ok sir correction taking...

will be caution next time.

God's abundant blessings will follow you always

optional1:
that center table cover with nigeria flag with flower on top looks like baba remains.


I dey sambisa forest oh..

Wrong words for elders and the leader of this nation. Wish no one death brother

seunlayi:
CHURCH CHOIR

Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.

You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.

1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.

2. Choir Director.
The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.

3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.

4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.

5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.

6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.

7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.

8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.

9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).

10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.

In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.

Hallelujah!!!!!

vecman222:
And I also checked if you said same thing to all those insulting buhari too on this same thread and can't find you quoting them..

It only show's you are one of the TAN flat heads..

BTW I forgot to mention his wife also is a pig

Sorry my flag isn't green, white, green neither do I belong to flat whatever you refer to . I am observer and I say, I hate the way some of you disrespect and insult him. It is wrong period!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


In my honest assessment;

TBoss looks like royalty,
Bassey look like a Magician,
Gifty looks like a mourning widow who's an adulteress.

Royalty exposing breasts and thighs? You are just biased

obajoey:
Oga Jona had the opportunity to make naija better, instead, he chose ogogoro over Naija.

Quiet joor

vecman222:
Badluck Jonathan.... Nothing good can ever come out of that donkey of a man. Spits

A hundred fold of what you wish him unto your unborn generations. A rat that knows nothing about tomorrow talks about a former leader and spits.You may be supported by senseless people but you are responsible for your sin. Imagine!!!! According to you, freedom of speech!
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gozmok1:
*NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE QUOTES:*
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*"A serious government will fix power problem in six months." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)*
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*"Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years." - Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)*
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*"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu." -(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)*
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*"It's Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2010)*
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*"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)*
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*"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua." - Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)*
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*"Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses." - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20." -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?*
*"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?" - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?" - Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar'Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health." - Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)*
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*"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation." - APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)*
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*"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution." - Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation)*
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*"I have decided, as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out and campaign again and ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again." - Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)*
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*"People are now appointed to top posts because of the influence a "few people" wield. Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position." - Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)*
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*"I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room." - Muhammadu Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC/Punch)*
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*"Buhari is giving cabals forex subsidy." - Emir Sanusi of Kano (August 26, 2016, Daily Trust)*
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*"I can sit in my garden, make billions through forex without sweat."? Emir Sanusi of Kano (August 25, 2016)*
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*"The funds were properly spended." - Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (December 19, 2016, Punch/YouTube)*
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*"Athletes don't need training to win medals." - Solomon Dalung,Sports Minister (September 12, 2016)*
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*"I and my ministers must declare our assets."- Muhammadu Buhari, President-elect (April 13, 2015, NigerianEye)*



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*Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow

������Good Reminder!!! God bless you.

Franzinni:
Allah hu akbar!!!!

All the ladies in my small gworo. Manufacturing empire have been terrorizing me with cleavage, i have tried everything to rebuke the temptations of shaitan!!! I even tried wearing hijab for my eyes but still.. Everywhere i turn i see cleavage... I would not be complaining if the ladies were younger than 50 years... But the stretch marks i have encountered is leaving a permanent mark on my brain...

Buhari!!! Wake up and sign this into law... Dan Allah... Zan mutu. Fa!!!!

You are funny

Mariinee:
She has a nice shape sha

Shape? No!!! Uriel and Debbie rise and Cocoice

Caustics:
one of the biggest rubbish i have seen today. who is she to commend or not commend our doctors?
No one will give a fork if a channels tv reporter commended our doctors

Ah ah

dinggle:
Efe might look better in skin cut, him dread no gree lock....why is everything rejecting Efe...music no gree the guy...so tay backup dances dey steal show...watch based on logistics...i almost tot Denrele abi wetin dem dey call that heshe na him get the song...Efe body no gree fly...the guy over stiff.....
Him pigeon yarns no get flex....warri no dey carry last but this guy always dey come last.
Efe dont have good critics around him.e be like say that 25milla dey overshadow am....ppl no dey tell am truth because of money.

What truth? And that he should go and hang himself self? Why say so many negative things about somebody? Enough

Avery200:
The latest Nigeria University Ranking is out with University of Ibadan (UI) still topping the list as best university in Nigeria. The Ranking was obtainedfrom the January 2017WebometricsWorld University Ranking results
Top 7 Best Universities in Nigeria for 2017 Updated :
1. University of Ibadan
2. Covenant University Ota
3. Obafemi Awolowo University
4. University of Lagos
5. University of Nigeria
6. University of Port Harcourt
7. University of Agriculture Abeokuta

That is it.

Statsocial:
Let me not talk about CU so ppl don't accuse me of bias. But I hope you know that according to Times Higher education ranking(most reputable ranking in the world) UI is better than 5000 out of 5200 higher institutions in the USA and it Is also amongst the top 5% universities in the world.
Academia in UI is potentially top notch and the only reason my own Almamater, CU would eventually out rank UI in reputable rankings would be because of the financial advantage of CU and excellent corporate governance which is absent in public universities. So bro don't look down on Nigerian universities.

Absolutely!!!!!!!

University of Ibadan

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Something is really off with this Nathanielblow guy. I don't know but I just think he's not genuine.

I'm thinking some david mason shït here.

#Only those that know will know#[/color]

The things of the spirit are like foolishness to the Carnal mind

He wrote this nonsense. God is watching you.