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Siena:
Guys, rather than digress to Brazil or other countries, why not deal with the problems facing Nigeria?
What goes on in other countries has little to do with us.

What goes on in Nigeria has everything to do with us.
We're losing focus of the topic here, let's keep on it.
Digressing to problems in other countries is pretty lame.

You are going to think I'm joking for what I am about to say and that's fine but I'll still say it anyway - I have included you to my prayer list. We need people like you for when we start tackling the many problems Nigeria is facing. I will also pray you find the right and perfect woman and not someone who has been wounded one to many times by Naija men who are the opposite of you. . . that is if you are not married and if you are, may you burdened with an overabundance of love, peace and happiness.

Stop laughing now, I'm serious.

Thank you very much. . . sincerely thank you.  

Mr. JustGood, let's have a time out for a moment and talk man-to-person.

You stated categorically, that Naija men are not what the topic alludes to. Your opinion you said and you are entitled to it, not only are you entitled to it, you also want it respected because it is based on your experience and what you've witnessed, alrighty then. So Pray tell. . . Why you have spent the last 3 days disrespecting other people's opinions? Why you unleashed your wrath on people for stating their opinions, which like yours, is based on their own experience and what they have witnessed. What gives you the audacity to condescend on others for saying what they've seen just because it does not match yours? Last I heard, which was about 5 mins ago, the sun is still the center of the solar system. . . not you.  I'm not going to lie, at first, I was a bit perplexed because you couldn't see what you were doing but now I get it and I am actually glad you don't see it because with you here, we need not look futher for examples. . . Your behavior EPITOMIZES what this thread is about.


You do not respect our opinions, you do not think they are worth a dime and you insult us for daring to think contrary to what you think, you mock guys who don't subscribe to you heavyhanded attitude (Wouldn't be surprised if you are one of those men who call other guys whipped for showing they care about their women). You do this because deep down, beneath all the Mr. Johnny be Good facade you project, you really are the typical Naija man who thinks women are nothing. Oh you gonna deny it, you gonna dismiss this as the rantings of a "wounded woman", You will probably tell me to go get married. . . that's if I can find a husband with an attitude like this, that's fine but you know what, it still wouldn't change what you are.

Many guys have responded to this thread but non have taken it to the extent to which you have (Something that actually surprises me. I have to say, I have a newfound respect for some nairaland guys because of this thread) It is like you have appointed yourself as Voltron - Defender of whatever.  Honestly, if I wasn't brought up to give always give people the benefit of doubt instead of quickly jumping to conclusions,  I'd say "Me thinks the man doth protest too much" Oh what am I doing, now is not the time to pretend civility by biting my tongue, I'll just go ahead and say it. . .  Me thinks the man (YOU) protest too much and one has to wonder. . . Why? Why is this like a cause for you?

1) Could it be that you know what you really are and you are threatened by this new crop of women who won't allow men to think for them and treat them like trash. . . like nothing?

2) Do you fear we might corrupt other females. . .  worse a female close to you? That a day will come when they look you in the face and say. . . enough?

Hmm, not to blow my own trumpet but I believe I have found what is really itching you here.

Well, let me put your mind at ease. . . In as much as I would so love it to be, boldness is not like cold, people can't catch it through contact or by reading words on a computer. Chance are a people who were never bold or who have had the spirit beaten out of them through years of psychological and Physical torture, people who out of fear of negative repercussions or being shut down at every turn, have learnt to keep their opinions to themselves. . .  Chances are these people will never change. Okay, I probably shouldn't say never since there are no absolutes and some people. . .  Optimists who will tell you they can change through intense psychiatric help but they also say even with that, the chances are still very slim.

In other words, please don't worry about our attitude affecting your home. It won't. Think of this way. . . You have a charm hanging on your door and it prevents the evilness that is our "westernized attitude" from seeping into your home . So let us express ourselves and you just laugh, shake your head and thank goodness you have a firm handle on the women in your life. . . on your own home. No one, absolutely no one will insult you for that.

Thanks.

Yes and for easy identification, we will all wear tags with our cyber names on our forehead or chest. . . or wherever.

Of course you have to promise every attending member they will have their own security people coz I suspect there are some people here, who if they ever meet face to face will empty colt .45 into each other before you can say Jack Robinson. . . that's if nature does not take it out of their hands by causing a massive earthquake from the sheer intensity of the anger and hatred that would be permeating from their very souls.

Oh, this is gonna be so fun! When are we going to do it? 

Ah, I Yonda! Besides, I am cupid, we don't get involved like that. . . it's against the rules.

Seriously, though I hope you two are joking.

GAME
Game is the ability to talk a good talk, walk a good walk and leaving the opposite sex panting for more. There are many ways to start the game is - some do it by flirting, others by ignoring. Some do it with caustic verbal barbs, others with sweet flowery words. Some loved to be chased and others prefer to do the chasing.

No matter how the game is played, there is one important rule all most know – WHEN TO STOP!

RUBY AND ACID. . . Enough! Will you be so kind and put your swords back in their sheath? Thank you.

Come with me, I’ve set up a table for you two. You are both going to sit down here and TALK IT OUT.

Bppppb, shuushh! I don’t want to hear one word from either of you.

NOW SIT. Good. 

We have a very chilled red wine – Bordeaux. Cheese, crackers and fruit, Coconut Shrimp Hor d’oeuvres, there’s Chicken Masala for you Ruby and Steak for you Acid. For desert, you will be having strawberry cheesecake and Petit pains au chocolat. Hmmm

Hiya, Mr. Debosky. . . nice to see you. Say, do you mind coming here for a sec? I want to show you something.

Pulls Debosky by the arm and throws him out of the thread! Wipes hands and smiles

There.

Turns to Ruby and Acid

Just holla if you need anything, my hard working staff is at your disposal.

Aww, you two. . . work it out, okay? Please don’t make me have to use the whip.

See what you two have done to me.

What kind of generalization is that? Have you met all the girls in Nigeria?   

Not all girls are fake girls.

I don’t understand why you people have a negative view of Nigerian girls.

The problem is you if you attract girls like that

You must be a frustrated guy and willing to settle with any girl.

Just what kind of women forced this men here to act thus?

It's time some of our proper men stand up and speak. . . not men who can't find girlfriends and are bitter. Too many men here talk from bad experiences and I can't blame them but proper men are with their girlfriends being good boyfriends not coming online to debase their women. Men wey no sabi behave well to have stable girlfriends should go and learn from those who are successfully in stable relationships rather than pointing to Nigerian women as fake Who hold una not to follow women from other countries sef?

I get annoyed when they associate every fakery with NIGERIAN women rather than say it is women generally.

NB
These are NOT my words. . . well apart from changing men to women and substituting evil with fake, everything else is not mine.  They’ve all been culled from The Men are spoilt thread on the family section. I figured why bother typing, when the men have made excellent, excellent points against generalization, calling people who do it names, even going as far as cursing some people's parents. What more can be said, eh? 

@Topic
Things happen! Life is already complicated enough, now add love to it. . . I say forget about it. All you can wish is not to get knocked down and if you do, that you go down fight!

Ciao lover man! Keep hope alive. 

PS
Special Thanks to Mr. JustGood and a few other guys for letting me borrow his words without permission.

My siblings any day, any time. Come rain some sunshine. As a matter of fact, for my children's sake. . .  it would be better is they went straight from my womb to my bothers and/or sisters.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=171774.msg2811409#msg2811409 date=1221593687]Interprete please[/quote]It means don't let anger, strife or misunderstanding stop you from giving credit & commendation where it is due. A sentiment I support wholeheartedly.

Reads Acid’s post, consults dictionary
Vexation, mammoth, truant

Reads Ruby’s post, consults medieval dictionary
Doth, thou, thy, cometh,

Flings dictionary

Me, I’m not understanding all of this ooh.
Together or not Together?
What is the answer?


Please tell me you two are joking with this. H2O2. . . that was li’l harsh even for you.

Nothing wrong with double dating it at all, as a matter of fact, I recommend it for anyone (especially women) who isn’t in an exclusive relationship and by exclusive I mean a relationship where BOTH of you know you are together, you are on the same page and not the kind where after one date. . . one person is are already looking at china patterns or looking at engagement ring.

I can’t stand people like that, so freaking annoying.

janami:
lol girl, have u read your replies and some others from females on this thread? shows that the current naija women we have now are nothing close to docile or tolerant as simi is trying to project us o

Rotflmoa! Yeah but we're hanging by athread, always on alert like security guards because we know one minor slip. . . we'll be on our hands and knees, chanting "Follow the leader, leader, leader! Who is the leader, leader, leader, the man is the leader, leader, leader"  for the rest of our lives.

((((CLAPPING))))

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

OP, if you’re friend was here. . . I mean where I can see him, I’ll fall at his feet and sing traditional songs praising his ingenuity. What an absolutely, postively brilliant way to leave a marriage and still come up smelling roses.

He is smart and I. . . I respect that, honestly I do. 

Wow! I’ve been missing out ooh! Who woulda thunk there will be this much drama on the Family section?

michelin89:
Typical Naija man!

Heey! You just dey disgrace yourself!

Ah! So you see too? I was going to do like you and go get something to eat until I saw the flowery word, flowing out of his fingers and I knew I had to return quick quick, just to say how he did a bang up job convincing us that indeed there are some Naija men are perfect gentlemen. . . in fact the word abusive is not in their dictionary.

Please, move a little, I need all the space for when I postrate and ask forgiveness, then beg them to find a Naija man for me.

Will you dance with me to the alter? I will sing. . .

He has done to me, He has done to me
He has done to me, He has done to me
What my papa will never do, He has done to me
What my brothers will never do, He has done to me
What real men will never do, He has done for me

Then I throw in

Hallelujah Aaaa
Hallelujah Aaaa
I sing, Hallelu, Hallelu, Hallelujah
Hallelujah.

You too you can sing any song you like but it has to fit the occasion. I don't want any song like R.E.S.P.E.C.T or Independent Woman.

JustGood:
E no go better for your papa.

What exactly has my discussion to do with you that you have to come with an insult? Is there anything that I addressed to you?

Your papa no go die better oloshi. girl wey no get family

Oh my! Be still my beating heart! I am weak in the knees!

Somebody get me a Naija man ASAP!

I don't think I can live another day without one! 




Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Wo ni ko se to, olowun o se to to to. 

Lawd-a-mercy!