₦airaland Forum

There is no doubt in my mind that Mr. Kanto is from the Industry. He seems to have one of their main characteristics pat down - The juxtaposing of godliness and ungodliness.

They have people killing each other like chickens throughout the movie and right after say To God be the Glory. It’s also why Mr. Kanto here can insult everyone from here to kingdom come and then end his hate-filled post with Jesus is Lord.

LMAO. . .Hi.la.rious

Tribal Jealousy?

ROTFLMAO. . .Puh-lease! Get over yourself.

We can't expect others to fight our battles. It's sad that there's only a handful (and I exaggerate for effect) northerners in the Nigerian Movie Industry. It's time to show others the stuff we are made of. . .don't you think?

I don't understand why they can't elaborate on their opinions without feeling the need to snap. More the reason why I choose not to affiliate with these clowns. They have very little points of interest to contribute, but instead continue to shower themselves in insultive lingo that just shows they're incapable morons. As soon as they see someone disagree with their thoughts they feel ad-hominems will simply scare them off, mind you, that's not how it functions in the real world. In the world out there these empty shells would be assigned simple tasks since they can't handle the heavier ones.

Good Lord! How can you type this with a straight face when the first post from you on this thread was insults-riddled? By your own admission, you were lurking, waiting for the first chance to jump on the person your post directed to and then you don't stop there. . .You take it further by insulting everyone whose opinion differs from yours. If they shower themselves in insulting-lingo, then you sir soak yourself in it.

All hail the power of Rhetorics.

@ toyinrayo
What if he's a man?
Yikes. . .I have not thought that far because I am convinced she's a woman. However, if he's a man, I would want to know what his mom eat, drank, smelled, saw, heard before her pregnancy, during her pregnancy and her pregnancy. . .so I can bottle and market to people who want a perfect man.

A perfect man. . .you know what they say about a perfect man right. . .that he's a woman. So there goes that man theory again.

So let me say it again, I refuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse to believe Kobo is a man.

By the way, whose attraction? You been eyeing Kobo confess. . .I promise you, I can keep a secret.

sheniqua:
did someone say kobojunkie?
intelligent and versatile?

_{abeg make I go laugh}

hahahahaha hohohohoho hehehehehe
I no go die.

If you believe that you should also believe that almondjoy/Xiomara is a choirmistress married to a deeper life preacher

LMAO. . .it is possible you know. Imagine having to be prim and proper every minute of every day, a girl's gotta have an outlet for all that pent up [b]grrrrrrrrr [/b]and what better way to let it out than annonymously on the www?

texazzpete:
Sorry, Sisikill. Kobo's male.

LOL. . .if Kobo is male, I swear I'll eat my hat. No man can show that much restraint, especially when their egos are on the line and their intelligence is being questioned, I’m sorry but not even the most aware of them. Why. . .I can pick a couple of names from the most intelligent list someone made up thread, who have gone off half-cocked at the slightest provocation.

Nah, nah, nah. . .I refuuuuuuuuuuse to believe Kobo is a man.

Kanto:
@Sisikilli the clown:

can you show us one thing you have ever produced in your life?

By the way how good was your archaic Ogunde movies?

Why not start with producing your own sisikiliwood lets see how much better you can do?

All you know how to do is criticise without coming up with any innitiative.

Yeye jealous fowl.

With empty fish brains like yourself, little wonder your useless country Nigeria has continued to fail inspite of massive human and material resources.

Dey there dey frustrate while express is leaving you. While you are here whinning like t[b]he useless unknown entity [/b]you are, the film stars are smiling to the banks with all the fame and recognition. You are not even qualified to be their house girl.

Go take a bath my dear and don't forget to wash your stinky pit.

Frustrated Lowlife!

My word! All this for little ol’ me? Goodness, no one told me I'll be getting this. . .I would have come with a speech prepared.

Mr. Kanto, I suspect you in the industry, which pleases me to no end because I’ve always wanted to say this to one of our great creative artiste. . .

1) You guys make crappy movies.

2) You have no appreciation for excellent story telling.

3) Your actor and actresses need acting classes. . .throw in a diction class too while you’re at it.

4) For the love of all that is holy, get real writers to write real scripts not the director’s wife’s brother in law telling the actors “So when this one enter, he will say give me back my wife, then this one here will come answer NO. . .make it loud because you will be angry naa. You hear? Okay make we start”

5) Last but not least and this one is really more of a pet peeve for me, when your actors start sweating bullets because of the light from the crappy camera you guys use, STOP FILMING. Gah! Do you know how irritating to see sweat dripping off the leading man’s face when he’s trying to be all suave? Ughhh!

I bet if you put half the energy you used insulting us charlatans into making movies, this thread won’t be here.


Oh don’t worry about the quality of my movies, I may not have your vast experience in movie making, but trust me I know how NOT to make one. . .all thanks to you.


I hope you understand. . .we only do this because we care. (((((Hugs)))) and

Tee hee hee. . .I feel like a defense lawyer asked to give her closing statement.

*Clears throat*

There’s the riddle I once heard. It goes like this…

A father and his son where involved in an accident. They were rushed to the hospital and the doctor on duty was called in, as soon as the doctor sees the boy, the doctor says “that’s my son”. How’s that possible? You’d be surprised at the answers given to this simple riddle by very intelligent folks, I mean the answers ranged from- Maybe the son was adopted and real father recognized him to maybe the mother cheated on the husband and her lover recognized the son. Very few people gave the right answer. . .that the doctor was a woman.

This is exactly what’s going on here, because this is the Political section (a man’s world) and Kobojunkie actually knows what she’s talking about, everyone assumes she’s has to be man. I guess that’s why most people are unable to feel her words. LOL.

How do I know she’s a woman? I guess its psychology or should I say Human Behavior. There are 3 categories women who makes it or has made it in a “man’s world” fall into.

1) She learns to be aggressive, show the guys she’s got balls too. Women who take this route are the ones who will insult you from here to kingdom come if you mess with them. Even though they’ll never admit it, guys are afraid of this kind of her.

2) She perfects her damsel in distress act. She knows every man want to be a super hero and she allows them to feel powerful around her. Men see her as helpless and will do anything for her.

3) She grows a thick skin, learns to ignore the insults and focuses on her ultimate goal – Getting the job done or in this case, getting her point across. She's not foolish. . .far from it, she just knows how to get her own back with finesse.

Kobojunkie is #3.

I lurk on this section and I have seen how she gets attacked for her opinion. If she was a guy, there’s no way he will respond the way she usually does. No offense to guys but you do have a tendency to want to prove your manhood especially when your words are being questioned and it reflects in your comeback. Kobojunkie’s responses are that of someone who has learnt to ignore insults. She says what she has to say and moves on, the insults she sees as dirt off her shoulder.

I’ll also say being a mother or having been around kids, has taught her how to handle tantrums. No offense again guys but you do tend to get a little tantrumy when you are challenged and no guy (at least not any I know) has the patience for another guy’s tantrums. What a guy will do instead is throw an insulting word or two at the person throwing the tantrum and be done with it. Not Kobojunkie, she stays, ignores the tantrum and presses home her point. . .with nary an insult.

And my last clue. . .my favorite clue because my sisters are very good at it - Calling someone stupid without actually saying the words…now that is finess. .Sometimes I read her responses and I laugh so hard I get thisclose to peeing in my pants. LOL.

Apart from all that mushy, psychological stuff. . .her syntax gives her away every time she posts. I’m sorry but no matter how hardcore you are, there are you can’t change that. . .I guess it’s like fingerprint.

I rest my case. LOL

It’s too bad she’ll never confirm this. . .which I totally understand, She are getting a bum rap as it is because some people think she’s not Nigerian enough. . .however, I am stand behind my assertion that Kobojunkie is a woman.

And I agree - anyone who makes a movie titled Rihanna vs Beyonce needs to be shot. . .we are accommodating but we aren't fools.

Now, now. . .that's not very nice. I was thinking more in the lines of drawn and quartered.
It's the only way to ensure they suffer as much as the poor sods who had to sit through Rihanna vs Beyonce

I also suspect a lot of tribal jealousy here.

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!

Jeebus H. Christ. . .I can't go on! Finishing will be a suicide mission. . .will go down in the books as the first person to die from laughing in 2008.
Not a bad accomplishment no doubt. . .but I'm still young.

LMAO!!

And all the charlatans criticising the great creative effort of nollywood

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh my. . . Hahahahaha . . .freaking. . . hahahahaha. . . goodness!

Yeparipa! I hope I don't die of laughter oh. ^{Wipes tears}



Dee02,
You charlatan you. . .can't take you nowhere!
Have you heard the warning they gave you, ehn?
You better heed it or you will suffer the wrath of the great creative effort people. . .stars. . no, no great creative artiste (pronounced arrr-tIst-e).

Whew! Now, I'm gonna go try to read past. . .past. . . great. . .great creative effort. . .Ay yi yi!


Oy Vey!

I agree Kobojunkie is intelligent but I can bet everything I own ^{(not much ooh, so don't take the bet)} that she is a SHE.

How could you have missed that

Yar’Adua Removed COS Over $800 Million Scam!

Contrary to widely held views that General Abdullahi Mohammed, former Chief of Staff to President Yar”Adua resigned on May 29 2008, The Times of Nigeria can reveal exclusively that Mohammed was forced out under a cloud of financial impropriety over a $800 million meant for beefing-up security in the restive Niger Delta.

The Times of Nigeria gathered that in 2003 when there was an upsurge in militant activities resulting in pipelines vandalslizations and hostage takings, a decision was made by the Presidency to in partnership with major oil producers in the country to upgrade the country’s military capacity to deal with the growing problem.

The goal was to make the Joint Task Force better known as JTF a more potent force that could deal a debilitating blow to the swarming groups of militants in the Niger Delta.

Major oil companies such as Chevron, ExxonMobil, Shell, Total, Agip/ENI etc all contributed to the fund.

However, instead of buying the needed equipment which was supposed to include aircrafts, helicopter gunships and drones for surveillance over the Niger Delta Creeks only a few boats were purchased. Defense sources told The Times of Nigeria that the boats were valued slight under $100 million dollars leaving over $700 million dollars unaccounted for.

Only about $100 million of the $800 million contributed was spent and the remainder of the money has not been returned to the federation account.

12 Boats was given to Bayelsa State, Rivers 15, Delta 14, Akwa Ibo 6, Ondo 2.

As the Chief of Staff to President Obasanjo, Mohammed was in charge of the project and he coordinated directly with the oil companies. Service Chiefs were bypassed by Mohammed and President Obasanjo and Mohammed.

Though Mohammed had written his resignation letter a long time ago, The Times of Nigeria was told by a source close to the inner workings of Aso Rock that while Mohammed submitted his resignation, he also kept mounting pressure on President Obasanjo to convince Yar’Adua to allow him stay to help “stabilize the new administration.”

Yar’Adua reported bought into the gambit but the revelation of the missing $700 million and the possible culpability of his Chief of Staff was too strong to ignore.

The noose started tightening on Mohammed after his friend, former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crime Commission (EFCC), Nuhu Ribadu was removed. A source told the Times of Nigeria that both Ribadu Mohammed were good friends and Mohammed often interred on Ribadu’s behalf on many occasions.

At the same time, Mohammed also enjoyed protection from Ribadu who refused to investigate the report of the missing money after a petition to that effect was sent to his office

http://www.thetimesofnigeria.com/TON/Article.aspx?id=617

^^^^
$800 Million??

God Help us all

A Blind Preacher falls in love with a reputed LovePeddler after she saves him from church members who are planning his death.

That's a logline.

The purpose of a logline is to tell what your story is in the most intersting way in 2 mins or less or in no more that 25 words.
Having a very catchy logline can be the difference between pitching screenplay success and failure.


@ Poster
Best of Luck. . .hopefully your will be the screenplay that will bring a chance to the industry. ^{No part 2, 3, 4, 5 I presume?}

Is it her Cell Phone or Work Phone?

If it's cell then something ain't right
If it's her work phone. . .please go sit down somewhere.