₦airaland Forum

uspry1:
@Sisikill

The poster asks you why Nigerian girls suddenly fell over the heel thinking of boyfriend in the name of marriage DEFINITELY the moment girls date with guys in a short term less than 6 months without sitting down to make wedding plans, look over any flaws/weaknesses/stregthen,strengthent like school teenager at puppy love!!!

Suppose to be slow down to get know each other finding the compatible mate FIRST in a long-term relationship, not FIRST LOVE AT MARRIAGE SIGHT SO SUDDENLY!!!

Poster is that correct what I summarized what you try to say? ? ?

Lol. . .I knew what she meant. I was being facetious.

Some women think exactly like that. . .I mean the whole I have to have a man NOW, which is why they start planning a wedding the moment a guys says wassup and some think everything they've done in life pales in comparison to being a Mrs.

Sad? Yeah. . .but that's the society we were born into.

@ Jennykadry
Sorry for hijacking your thread. . .

Fare thee well my knight.
Upon whose words I shall cushion my head tonight
Dreaming of land where writing the unfamiliar comes with ease
A Place where blacksheeps are revered not cursed at,
A place where we can all stay on Nairaland morning, afternoon and night
And the word joblessness is never uttered
Yes! A perfect world where. . .people recycle.



@ The Sly
Lol. . .cute.

ariblaze:
you my lady

i would dub the title

silent shrew, for you know how

to ever subtle wriggle,nag,speak your way out of anything




as my guest,and a lady your lovely slippers shall never step

unto the cobberstones of a dungeon

and less we are going for communion you would have zero relationship with stale bread



you madam if you are so inclined on being banished can be banished

to a more suitable place like----err-----my aaachuuuu(bless me)

_{where was i? darn it i have forgotten}

((CLAPPING)))
Bravo!

Bravo!

I. . .I am without words!
Completely and utterly speechless.
I give up. . .or should I say give in.


Blacksheep, eh? I like it.

Oh and Gesundheit

What is this I hear? A duel you say?
Mercy upon your soul sir!
How worthy are my hands that you would think of doing such a foolhardy thing?
I beg of you, rethink you decision.
You are a man of intellect not a brute. 
Take it back before you are taken up on it.

Oh my!  I have offended you.
My apologies sir! I ought to know better.
You have been nothing but a gentleman.
You see, I’ve grown accustomed to men of flowery words,
It’s become difficult to see what is true.

And now I shall banish myself to the dungeon
Where I'll feast on nothing but stale bread and water.

I only do it to protect you.
A gentleman like you. . .linked to a drunken wench like me?
You reputation will be in tatters sir. I couldn’t bear it. I just couldn't!

Discretion is of utmost importance.


Who are we spoiling for a fight with? I wanna fight! I wanna fight! Pleeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase let me join in the fun!

A facade my dear sir, it's all a facade.

Dazzling creativity?

Hmmm, Now I fear it is I who is being mocked.

jennykadry:
ari-blaze and sisikill is it my thread u guy r using to play love

No. . .no. . .me and him or is it he and I. . .We. . .Yes, We. . .the thing is. . .err. . .we are. . .we were writing a novel. Well not novel novel in a conventional sense. We just bounce off each other. . .wait i mean we just bounce IDEAS off each other not bounce. . .goodness, what was the question again?

Oh dear!

I promise you sir, mockery is not what you hear ^read

Shyness? Yes.

Mockery? Absolutely not.

I imagined you would be.

But if you’ll be so kind to teach me how. . .

I’d gladly whip out the pen and paper.

I don’t get the question?

Aren’t we supposed to like marriage?

Isn’t it the womanly thing to do?

From the moment we are born our purpose in life is to get married. Oh sure we go to school. . .nursery school, primary school, secondary school, 4 yrs of undergrad, 2 yrs of graduate studies, Yes we get jobs afterwards but all of that are just diversionary activities until we achieve our ultimate goal in life. . .to be married! And now you make it sound like it’s a bad thing. Sister Puh-leaze!

Whatever would we do without a man by our side? Oh dear! Thought just send a chill down my spine.

*Swooning*

A life without a man? I’d die I tell you,  Die!

Of course!

What can I say. . .I am a coward.

For you see sir, that particular genre is out of my area of expertise.

I tried, believe me I did, but alas it came up short.

Well. . .I never!!

Pray tell me sir, why you think that?

You sir are a Gentleman! A Gentleman I say!!!!

Busta:
lol
Loveeeeee Daiquirus. . i'might go have me some tonight

Have one for me too. 

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132533.msg2244140#msg2244140 date=1210361477]They are jealous of our "protruding bellies" that they all decided to grow breasts as well

Some of them seriously deserve bras[/quote]Tee hee hee

ariblaze:
sisikill

i have a good mind to turn on you now

Turn on me? Yeparipa! Please don't oh.

*Waving White Flag*
I come in peace!  I. . .I don't know what happened.  I am shocked and appalled I tells ya! That's not me. . .I'm a lover not a fighter.  I blame the alcohol. . .yes, yes, that's it, I was drunk. ^{For this excuse to work, you're have to pretend you didn't notice the Virgin part. . .Okay? Thanks.}

I guess I shouldn't have said no, no, no to rehab. *sigh*

Please take it easy on Yebariba oh. The Poor thing is still smarting from the latest rejection.

@Yebariba
So how many is it this week alone? 2? 3? Look at me oh, What am I saying. . .it's you now so about 24, right? I trust you.

Carry on.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What happened here? I pass out drunk from all the drinking and the show stops? Oh come on! ^{A’ight, time to get the party started again. . .} .

Ariblaze. . . Mr. Mouse said your blaze lacks spark. Are you gonna take that?

Dangermouse. . .Ariblaze said your head is too big for your little body because of all the cheese. I'm not telling you what to do but. . .err. . .I don't think he should get away with calling you a big cheese head.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!



@
StephenP
Tell me about it. . .loooove them daiquiris. Add whip cream and two guys exchanging internet barbs and I’m set for life.

[quote author=darmy$ link=topic=132733.msg2238438#msg2238438 date=1210254634]so because you live in "ashewo quarters" now nigerian girls are cheap like pure water?[/quote]ROTFLMAO. . . .

Nairaland will not kill me.

ROTFLMAO. . . .

Do carry. . .wait *picks up glass of Strawberry Daiquiri. . .Virgin and takes a sip* Aaaah. Now carry on, carry on

They eat like there is no tomorrow. . .busy mouth from day and night. . .
You would want to poke if u see some chicks stomachs. . .MORE LIKE BABASUWE'S Belly. .

Rotflmao. . . .Please stop! You're killing me here.

Carry on. . .

Awon onijekuje alajeranju oniranu buruku.

Rotflmao. . .oh my God! This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

NO

And it's not because you have anything to hide. Just because you are married doesn't mean you can't have some things to yourself.

NO!

Even if he's makes more money than I do.

Are you saying thinking about cheating is the same thing as actually cheating? Really?

Okay, in that token, let’s start arresting people who think about stealing, let’s round up all the mental liars, mental murderers and throw them in the gallows. In short everyone who has ever thought of doing something wrong. . .off with their heads, I say! Yeah.