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LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 9:15pm On May 18, 2008
The Winner Takes It All

Two identical notes lay on the table.

On closer inspection, their differences concealed by distance and dim lighting, is apparent.

The note on the right, wrinkle free reads. . .

Dear Mom
It had to be done.
Don't miss me.
I love you
Jack.


The I in miss dotted with a smiley.

The note on the left,  barely legible. . .angry slashes the Psychiatrist would later say,  reads. . .

Dear Jill
I go to prepare a place in hell for you.
I hope the manner by which you get there is slow and painful.
It's the least you deserve for what you did to me.
See ya soon.
Love Jack

PS
I had the last word. I win. 
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 9:10pm On May 18, 2008
nanaboi:
Morbid club? makes me think of the Hollywood horror movies/ soundtrax awards - they really try to make an oscar out o it.
looks 2 me like I might open my mind 2 a new kind of writing but the difference between me u guys will be that I will be doing your genre only part time - ha ha! Guess what matters is that I'd do it anyway.

Sisikill,

where r u? what location? I like the pic on your profile. it's so Sisikill
Oh I do remember that but ours isn't gonna be public. We have to keep an air of mystery about it, ya know.

Part time you say, hmmm I don't know if that would qualify you for membership. There are so many evil things to do with the imagination, it's gonna take full time membership to do 'em all. I kid, I kid. . .I can't wait to read what you have for us.

Where am I? Is this where I say something mysterious like "I'm here, there, everywhere. Are we really ever somewhere?" *Gag* Okay, that's got to be the lamest thing ever written. . .Lol.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 6:50pm On May 15, 2008
Mama's Lessons - Crime and Punishment

"What have I done?" knife clatters to the floor. I back away from the scene of my crime.

"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime” Mama’s voice fills the room

Cover-up ideas swirl in my head.

My hands! Oh God, my hands. Need to wash it off, a quick dash to the sink but I stop.

As if possessed, I lick the red liquid mess on my fingers. . .not a bad taste

Back to the dining table, I dip my fingers in the gape the knife had made, scoop more and in my mouth it goes.

Slurping sounds fill the air. Insanity! No doubt but I didn't care. Do the crime, enjoy the crime, do time.

An Extra hour at the gym? Well worth it, I thought enjoying the cake with rich gooey red frostings.



aaahhhhh . . . . . . i don pass 100 words. i just get carried away smtimes. lol
grin
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 6:42pm On May 15, 2008
[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=124696.msg2261974#msg2261974 date=1210808560]I know, i really miss it too but I've got a huge design presentation in about a month, going to be tied up till then,,,
I definately would like to see where it would lead grin


I know what you mean,,, I'm kind of attracted to morbid stuff myself,,, it used to worry my literature teacher, guess thats why i never took up writing for anything other than a hobby grin[/quote]Lmao. . .good to see I have a partner in morbidness!! Do you think we should form a club? Only those who have maimed or tortured people in their writing can join.

Imagine, instead of these teachers to help us cultivate how writing, they discourage it.

Good Luck with your presentation. . .it sounds like fun.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 12:28am On May 15, 2008
[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=124696.msg2260464#msg2260464 date=1210787098]@ Sisikill
I would like to explore the possiblities myself, but i hvnt written anything longer than a few lines in years,,, just don't hav the time[/quote]I understand what you mean about not having time but I do wish you'll continue. . .just start writing it will come.


nanaboi:
sisikill,
i am so into your drabbles. nice pieces, well thot out. jst wondering, where they that well motivated? what i like is the streak of humor in the serious stuff. the persona is almost morbid.
Thank you and I am seriously Lol @ the morbid part. Reminded me of what my writing prof once said to me. . .Enough with the morbid stuff, Next time go for something light. I honestly can't help it and I don't know where it comes fromhmm, maybe I should seek help . I start out never intending to "go there" but then I do. Yeah, I definitely need help.
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 8:38pm On May 14, 2008
yemivictor:
Whatever you say, sugar!

I'm tired!! . . . . . sad
Lol. . .Awwww, I wore you out.

Must learn to pace myself.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 1:12am On May 14, 2008
It's gonna defeat the whole purpose of the 100 words drabble if you were to continue, hun? *sigh* I really want to know more about Dawn.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 12:56am On May 14, 2008
@ HR hotness
Lol. . .I know what you mean. I sorta cheated on mine by making it a two-parter.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 12:54am On May 14, 2008
The Female Thing

It’s hogwash he says and I laugh softly, not at all surprised by the anger in his voice. . .eventhough he tries to hide it under nonchalance. I’m not angry that he doesn’t get it. . .he is a guy after all.

It’s your life, he tells me, do what pleases you. . .this time it’s like he’s trying to convince me. I’m sad, I don’t expect  him to really understand that the rules are different for men and women.  It is the one who is pinched that feels the pain, not the one who witnesses the pinch.
LiteratureRe: Add Ur Bit Of This Little Story.every Body Is Welcome! by Sisikill: 9:43pm On May 13, 2008
@ Stillwater
We need a starting point. Do you mind doing the honors? please, pretty please?

@ Kay9
I think this one has pretty much reached the end of the road but if you have any ideas. . .
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 9:24pm On May 13, 2008
Mama’s Lessons: A Bath
I hate being wet. I hate the slow drops of water dripping down my body like a snake slithering down a tree. I hate the musky smell that comes from soap and water. I step into the bathroom, the tiles cold under my feet. A shuddering breath later, I ask myself “Is this really necessary?” but mama’s strident voice echoes in my ears “Cleanliness is next to Godliness”. Cursing softly under my breath, I step in the tub and watch in amazement as the water turns red “Oh well, I guess she is right” I concede as I wash His blood off my body.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 9:23pm On May 13, 2008
Mama’s Lessons: Dinner Date
Sitting at the table facing him, I couldn’t help but think about how we had gotten here. . .an incredible journey, some would say, a long and arduous road others will counter but what mattered was this - At long last, I got my wish! He was here with me and he’ll never leave.

“More Wine? I ask softly but no response. I didn’t need one because I knew. “Anticipate your guest’s needs” Mama’s lessons came to mind and so I poured. God! I wish he wouldn’t slouch in his chair but I guess it can’t be helped. . . a lifeless body will do that to ya.
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Sisikill: 8:25pm On May 13, 2008
@ All

Beautiful!!!
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 7:37pm On May 13, 2008
yemivictor:
Dear oh dear! tongue

You seem to forget the saying that, the end of a challenge in life marks the beginning of another!! kiss

The same is applicable in this case!!! kiss

So you see, the fun element would still be very much intact! grin
Yes, Yes but then there is fun and there is FUN with bells, whistles and the whole shebang.

What we have right now is the latter.

If we change things; we’ll be left with the former

I mean. . .after reaching the top no pun intended where else can you go but down?

So I'd much rather we keep the status quo

You know what they say. . .If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Jesus Dance And Sing? by Sisikill: 5:28pm On May 13, 2008
What exactly is the harm from singing and dancing? I mean if there was a chance it can be misconstrued as something sinister like oh I don’t know . . .burnt sacrifices, I'll understand why you're perplexed but it is singing and dancing.
AutosRe: 2003 Jeep Liberty Limited Edition. by Sisikill: 2:50am On May 13, 2008
Defend his integrity? How completely unfair.

How long has he sold cars on nairaland and how many cars has he sold? If I were to hazard a guess, I’ll say it’s more than 10 and some even more expensive than the car in question.  Yet this is the first time he’s got a complaint from a buyer and instead of trying to resolve it like adults, some have decided to vilify him. Is anyone perfect? No matter how much you know about something, can you know it all? Well maybe Mr. Fotodaddy he seems to be the patron saints of cars

Inspired_men would have to be the most idiotic car seller in the face of the universe to want to deliberately cheat anyone. . .especially on the world wide web. This is not a one time sell for him, he is in this for the long run, so why would he want to ruin that over a measly 10 -20k he made on this deal?


EI
Please, know that I am not in no way dismissing what you feel, obviously you won’t be here writing chapter and verse if you didn’t have a legitimate complaint but I feel it could have be handled differently and from what I’ve read, he is open to finding a resolution to this issue and I hope you take him up on it. . .outside this forum, away from people who take pleasure in egging things on.


Fotodaddy
I know you see yourself as the voice of maturity on this thread. . .but can I just say that you have acted in the most immature manner I’ve ever witnessed from a supposedly grown man.  How else do you explain this. . .

Quote from: fotodaddy on May 11, 2008, 09:39 PM
OK inspired_m, you win!!!

EI is not a serious guy. He is probably on some cheap drugs and doesn't know what he is talking about. Unlike you who knows it all, has so many degrees and is an employer of labour to boot. EI get a life!!! Inspired_m, go on budddy!!!

You are the best dealer on nairaland and i give you the award.
He brings up some very legitimate questions and instead of looking at it as such, you decide to be dismissive and condesencing. Very disappointing, I must say.

In trying to put holes in someone else‘s integrity, you‘ve inadvertently shredded yours to pieces.
RomanceRe: Can Religion Differences Stop You From Dating Sum 1 You Love? by Sisikill: 1:15am On May 13, 2008
suly:
She claim she love's me, but she can not date me because we are not the same religion!!
Jerusalem or Mecca.
RomanceRe: Can Religion Differences Stop You From Dating Sum 1 You Love? by Sisikill: 12:53am On May 13, 2008
Oh no!

[I]*Takes cover, sends a silent Christian AND Mus/lim prayer for protection from what is to come.*[/I]
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Films So Stupid, Especially The So Called Romance Films by Sisikill: 12:43am On May 13, 2008
Okay, forget Nigerian Movie drama all together. The real show is here and it's already got the the Naija movies beat. . .I mean there's the cat and mouse chasing, the coy love speak and spanking. Oh la la!
TV/MoviesRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Films So Stupid, Especially The So Called Romance Films by Sisikill: 12:35am On May 13, 2008
Forget the running on the beach like idiots or the feeding each other like retards. . .what really irks me is the stupid, stupid sound track that tells you the whole story.

[I]She was an orphan who has nowhere to go. She moved to the city and met some terrible people. Terrible people, terrible people.
He will save her but will they let him love her? Let him love, let him love her.
She must suffer for love because it is a treasure. It is a treasure, it is a treasure.

To God be the Glory! [/I]

This of course is playing like 5 mins into the movie and the cherry on top of all this good stuff. . .the name of the movie. Village Girl Finds True love or something equally asinine.

Heaven Help Us!
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 5:14pm On May 12, 2008
Hmmm, I could but then. . . what?

You see torment makes life fun.

And a life without fun. . .I shudder at the thought.
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 4:55pm On May 12, 2008
Pick a topic.
RomanceRe: Young Ladies, Why Bringing In An Unwanted Babies To This World? by Sisikill: 4:54pm On May 12, 2008
9cent:
@sisikill, are u male or female? well, incase u are a male, i've seen lotsa dumb asses on this land and i bet u top the list, i didnt mean to offend u
Ah! No offense taken. I tend not to take one when it's been made by someone who is borderline.

Carry on.  smiley
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 4:47pm On May 12, 2008
Tee hee.
RomanceRe: Young Ladies, Why Bringing In An Unwanted Babies To This World? by Sisikill: 4:45pm On May 12, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Did they get pregnant by themselves huh[/color]
Oh I think the PO believes they did. . .yeah, he's still at the stage where they tend to think women have superhuman powers.

Let's just indulge him. . .the poor thing.
RomanceRe: Young Ladies, Why Bringing In An Unwanted Babies To This World? by Sisikill: 4:41pm On May 12, 2008
i think this is becomming too rampant in nigeria especially within the yoruba and igbo tribes.  the saddest thing about this whole issue to my own best of knowledge is that %20 of nigeria young  ladies die every day during child labour and abortion.
and this are mainly the smart ass wannabe ladies who only end up getting down with much older men who only wants to catch some fun with them.
so , im not mistaken by saying nigeria women are as cheap as pure water . so put that in your heads my critics.

i need an answer to this question my country women.> when would u stop constuiting nuisance in the society?
Lmao. . .Goodness! *Shaking my head*
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 4:38pm On May 12, 2008
saucekid:
what are you now?
a philosopher?
Lol. . .Well, I dabble. I'm no expert of course. grin

now? In addition to what?
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 4:29pm On May 12, 2008
yemivictor:
You're just one wicked girl, you! grin

We can only hope you're not exaggerating on what you're trying to make us believe about your package though!? undecided
You know what they say. . .Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man. smiley
RomanceRe: Men Only by Sisikill: 3:46pm On May 12, 2008
@ Topic
When they start staring, just say "You like what you see, hun?" and raise your eyebrows suggestively then watch them stammer in embarrassment. Their deer caught in a headlight look and uncomfortable twitching gives me endless pleasure. cheesy

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