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Confused by the math. How does 3 = 1?

I don't think we are any more backwards than any other tribe. So please stop spreading that fallacy.

Christ on a cross!!

What are you waiting for, man?

Boyfriends, Shhmoyfriends

I think I made her sad because I didn't finish listing all the wonderful things that some Nigerian men do. . .like

Blaming the woman for everything that goes wrong in their lives,
Blaming the woman for the fact that they have low sperm count,
Blaming the woman for making them cheat on her,
Treating her like second class citizen even after the dog from his side of the family.

Jeebus H. Christ! I'm getting positively giddy talking about this, I can't wait to walk down the aisle with my Nigerian man, singing come and join me sing hallelujah, Jehovah Jireh has done me well, so all this treatment can start ASAP.

Question - Why Are Nigerians More Strict About Their Daughters Marrying Nigerians?

Answer - Because compared to men from other countries, the Nigerian man expresses his feelings for his wife in many ways. For instance, a white man will only shoot his wife dead but a Nigerian man will beat her, demean her debase her, cheat on her, rule over her, blame her for his wrong doing, turn her into a baby making machine because the # of kids they have is a testament of his prowess as a man,. . .and after all of this, the woman can be talked into sticking to the marriage until she finally dies from premature old age and a broken heart.

*sigh*

Ain’t love grand?

Answer

Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-17478.0.html

if 2 say d guy go sch its a different tin
we go talk say e go better

but this one if im see HE na SHE he go call am
moni e no get
infact i dey vex as i dey remember d whole tin wey happen

ROTFLMAO. . .Oh my goodness, that's funny.

I'm sorry for your cousin's situation but that was funny.

She says the relationship won't work out because of age difference.

She will commit suicide if you leave her.

SHE needs to make HER mind on what SHE wants.

Nigerian militants seize oil vessel with 8 sailors

LAGOS (Reuters) - Armed militants in southern Nigeria ambushed an oil vessel belonging to Canada's Addax Petroleum Corp. on Monday and are holding eight naval personnel on board, a navy spokesman said.

"Some naval ratings escorting an Addax boat were ambushed by militants who boarded the ship. There was limited exchange of gunfire because of the combustible nature of the cargo," Nigerian navy spokesman Henry Babalola said.

He said the vessel had left the Calabar area near Nigeria's southeastern border with Cameroon and was heading towards Onne in Rivers state, part of the Niger Delta which is home to Africa's biggest oil industry.

"We have asked for the commander in the Port Harcourt area to send reinforcements to rescue the ship," Babalola said, referring to the main city in the delta.

One private security contractor said 12 sailors had been seized in the ambush.

Militants who say they are fighting for greater local control of the delta's natural resources launched a campaign of violent sabotage against the oil industry in early 2006 which has forced the world's eighth-biggest exporter to cut output.

The line between political agitation and criminality has become blurred, with gangs kidnapping oil workers for ransom and funding themselves by stealing crude oil.

President Umaru Yar'Adua's year-old administration has said it plans to hold a summit with Niger Delta communities to try to address the root causes of the unrest but has also promised a crackdown on militant camps in the region.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080609/wl_nm/nigeria_militants_attack_dc;_ylt=AmLRlj3ZiURGjcNGpkLClr5vaA8F

Rotflmao. . .this reminds me of the compositions they used to make us write in Primary 1.

[B]10 Similarities between Chair and Table.[/b]

1) Both have four legs
2) Both are made of wood
3) Both are used by people.
4) Both can break
5) Both are used in the house.
6) Both have flat surfaces.
7) Both are non-living things.
8 ) Both can be moved
9)
10)

Yeah. . .as you go down the list, you start getting desperate, trying to work anything in until you can't go on.

Anyway, I've been itching to ask this. . .Does Seun pay for the # of thread one starts? If so, where do I sign up?

LMAO. . .well no wonder Nollywood is in the state it is. With people like Kanto at the helms, how can we expect anything mildly intelligent? The Guy can't carry a discourse without resorting to insults and nonsensical rants. It would be so funny, if it wasn't so sad. You know what, I take that back. . .it is funny and sad.

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!