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Politics / Re: Postponement Of Subsidy Removal Disappointing, Says Magnus Abe by sismatic01: 10:10am On May 01, 2023
Karlifate:
People think countries like Qatar, Abu Dhabi and Dubai are a reflection of Islam achieving prosperity — that Islam is the answer.

This is wrong.
Those countries are stupidly rich.

That’s why there’s prosperity for its citizens. Rich is the answer, not religion or some fanatic ideologies.
Did they just wake up and become stupidly rich? We have the same natural resources they have and we even have those they don’t. The only difference is they have visionary leaders who love the people and want the best for them. We can achieve same prosperity on when we start being sincere to ourselves.

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Politics / Re: Full List Of Ambassadorial Posting by sismatic01: 8:01am On Jan 19, 2021
Praxis758:
Pls what are the diffenecences career diplomat and not career ones.

Those with knowledge of Int'l relations pls enlighten me.
Career diplomat are civil servants working with ministry of foreign affairs or related government agencies while non career are political appointees mostly politicians.

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Education / Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Top 10 Candidates Revealed by sismatic01: 12:49pm On Jun 17, 2020
lamentor78:
I have never seen any brilliant student choose a University in the North grin, why ? I need explanation

It wasn’t like that. In the past brilliant students especially southerners chose schools like Unijos, Unimaid and ABU. They are good schools too but I believe security issues and tribal hostilities in far north is the main reason it stopped.

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Sports / Re: Devin Aromashodu Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by sismatic01: 12:09pm On May 23, 2020
Aromashodun, o ti na AWO ya o! O na AWO de, o ti na AWO ya....who can translate please? Lol
Religion / Re: Madam Titi Surrenders To Jesus In The Lords Chosen, Testifies In Church (Video) by sismatic01: 2:16pm On Mar 01, 2020
Aiye Madam Titi o ni da! Who sabi this one?

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Travel / Re: ‘1500’ Lagos-bound Passengers Stranded In Ghana — After Four Days by sismatic01: 12:19pm On Feb 15, 2020
SarkinYarki:


How do u improve visibility? The best thing to do is to fix the ILS in the airport and no claiming you will make weather better

So as a minister of aviation you don't know why Airlines choose to reroute to Ghana other than Abuja ..okay then let me list the reasons out for you .

1 .Kotoka Airport Ghana is closer to Lagos than Abuja and so will save the airline more fuel

2. The ILS service in Abuja airport is epileptic and obsolete CAT 1 while Kotoka has CAT 3b where an aircraft can land with even just 50 ft of visibility

3 .the cost of aviation fuel is cheaper and more accessible than Nigeria

4 Kotoka airport Ghana has better runway service than any airport in Nigeria

So Mr minister you can see why any reasonable crew will opt to reroute to Ghana than head to Abuja


Chop knuckle
Business / Re: Fire Razes Atakumosa Central Market In Osun by sismatic01: 12:12pm On Feb 11, 2020
Amotekun central market

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Education / Re: We Are Using 1992 Calendar In 2020 by sismatic01: 1:14pm On Feb 07, 2020
whemmytopsy:
Coincidentally i was born 1992.... Lols
Indomie generation. Lol

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Family / Re: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by sismatic01: 9:50am On Feb 06, 2020
And why do you think she’s not aware of your condition? I think she got to know one way or the other and she’s actually playing along. Maybe through your cousin sef! Never trust no one except your mother.
Sports / Re: John Obi Mikel Racially Abused In Trabzonspor Vs Fernabache Football Match by sismatic01: 6:02pm On Feb 04, 2020
Pele Alaye. I’m just surprised you are still 32!!!

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Career / Re: I Commented 'What A Nice Picture' On My Boss' Photo And She Is Taking It Up by sismatic01: 6:45pm On Jan 20, 2020
agemmy113:
Pls Nairalanders, I need your advice. My boss traveled out of the country and she posted a picture on her WhatsApp status which I commented on 'what a nice pics'.

But to my surprise she is taking it up.
Pls what should I do?

Edited: I wrote Good pm ma, what a nice look.
She hasn't confronted me but she told her housegirl that I will have to explain what I mean to her when she comes back.
Are you her driver? Because I wonder why it is the house girl who told you. House girl and driver sha no be today. Lol.

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Politics / Re: "The Day It Rained Private Jets In Maiduguri" - Reno Omokri by sismatic01: 9:13am On Jan 06, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Reno should please STFU!

He has stayed in the US and been to 30 countries and still remains dumb.

Did that number outweigh the number of jets that landed in Los Angeles for May weather and Manny Pacquiao fight.

Unexposed idiot trying to be relevant.


This what I tell people. Being in the US is not a stamp for being exposed.

Oga, LA or LV? Are you exposed too?
Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Back On Social Media Months After Death Of Wife by sismatic01: 1:24pm On Oct 10, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer.

To be happy is to love. To be happy, then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness.

Richdad
Baba wetin happen! You wan craze person ni? I had to read this slowly to grab. Lol

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Politics / Re: Bisi Fayemi Shares Rape Experience, Blasts Women Shaming Busola Dakolo by sismatic01: 2:44am On Jul 09, 2019
scoory:
What people don't understand is that justice is not black and white. When Fela was jailed for currency smuggling, there are probably some truth to the allegation but it is not true justice because it was politically motivated.
This Fatoyinbo guy most likely had a sexual relationship with the Bukola girl but he can't admit it because he is a pastor. That does not mean he actually forced himself on her.
He is being blackmailed because he has more to loose. If he was a regular guy like me, I will gladly come out and explain how we enjoyed each other's company.

You all keep watching until these NGO organizations turn nigeria into the rape capital of the world so that they can be swimming in money from funds and donations.
You think all the rape stories trending on Nairaland, blogs and social media recently is a conincidence?
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a genius or most people are just dumb.

In a sane clime, you should be in jail by now. How can you enjoy a minor? You are dumb AF!
Family / Re: How Do You Recover Money From A Dead Relative Bank Account? by sismatic01: 5:52pm On Jul 03, 2019
The original death certificate is the most important document you will need to kick start the process. If it's in your possession take it to the probate office of a state a high court to get a letter of administration (LOA). After the court grants your application, the court will write all the banks the deceased had accounts to confirm the current balances in those accounts. Then the bank will be instructed to pay the available balance to the beneficiary.

You will also need to open an estate account for the fund to paid into and all beneficiaries in the LoA will be a signatory to this account. The letter of administration can also include other properties of the deceased e.g shares, properties etc appointing you or/and the wife as the beneficiary of these assets.

I will advise that you process the letter in the name of the wife and the children as it will be easier if they are legally married and there's evidence (marriage cert.) to back it up.

It might take some time though but you will eventually get it. Good luck!

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Travel / Re: Helicopter Picks Billionaire Stuck In Traffic For 2 Hours On Lagos-Benin Road by sismatic01: 12:40am On Jun 24, 2019
Datingcomrade:
All I see is money,
Him no even say make him help some people even if nah attachment
Make dem go snatch the helicopter. Lol

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Politics / Re: Details Of Buhari’s Meeting With 36 Governors by sismatic01: 9:08am On Jun 21, 2019
Kingspin:
How many meetings and what did they achieved? Nothing...
This your grammar sef no achieve anything. �

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Phones / Re: How Do You End Call You're Tired Of Without Sounding Rude? by sismatic01: 8:13am On Jan 18, 2019
interswitch:
Wale, let me call u back pls

Wale is my neighbour, the most annoying talkative i've ever met

Lol. You are not okay walahi!
Sports / Re: Manchester United Will Pay Jose Mourinho For Sacking Him by sismatic01: 12:22am On Dec 19, 2018
EbukaHades10:
Wrecked the club and still get paid for it.


How u like me now?

I'm still wondering why W should be in wrecked! Y not recked shikena? Oyinbo sef� That's my own problem not mourinho.
Politics / Re: Adebayo Shittu Drags APC To Court For Disqualifying Him Over NYSC Certificate by sismatic01: 11:46am On Oct 15, 2018
But really NYSC certificate is not a criteria to run for governor according to our senseless constitution. Lol

You can become a president without NYSC but to get a decent job you must have the certificate. This can happen only in my kwantiri.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Defender Koscielny Retires From France After Criticizing France Manager by sismatic01: 11:40am On Oct 15, 2018
Koseyin!!! If you know you know

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Romance / Re: What Constitutes A Round Of Sex? by sismatic01: 5:11pm On Jun 26, 2018
oluking:
for those who do not know.a round in boxing has a duration of 3 minutes.

You no well walahi! Na boxing we dey talk for here�
Celebrities / Re: Police To Question D'banj's Family On The Death Of His Son by sismatic01: 7:26am On Jun 26, 2018
benuejosh:
Yesterday a poor woman's child fell inside the well somewhere in the neighborhood, no police visited to console or investigate. Probably she was poor and not known. I am not against their move. I console with the family on whatever thing that led to that little kid's death. However, police shouldn't use this avenue to try and promote themselves. If D'Banj was the poor woman or a poor Dad, would they do same?? Eye Service i would call it.


Bros, are you sure this case of the poor woman was reported to the Police and they did not visit the scene or carry out any investigation? 'even if it's for them to extort and collect bribe they will form activity'. Incidents like this don't get reported to the police most times but in the case of Bangalee he is popular and I'm sure police even got to know on social media. Why don't you put that news on social media too and see the kind of attention it will get. It happens in all climes, celebrities/popular citizens get more attention than me and you in as much as All Lives Matters!
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Reacts To 2face's Post About Him Liking Women! by sismatic01: 6:41pm On Jun 20, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



shocked


So, in pidgin "woman" & "women" have the same meaning?/ embarassed

Yes Na! Just like shepete and shepeteri. The former is English and the latter pidgin...lol
Celebrities / Re: Ex-Bbnaija Housemate, Anto Visits INEC Office by sismatic01: 7:14pm On Apr 25, 2018
No big deal I think it's just a visit to her Uncle, Dr Lecky the man in bow tie. He is a commissioner in INEC.

Maybe the guy wan arrange advert deal for her ahead of next year election.

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Travel / Re: Some Rare Images Of Lagos, About 50years Ago. by sismatic01: 5:51pm On Mar 17, 2018
Odingo1:
Lagos was built with Nigeria wealth, any other state can look like Lagos if the state was built with Nigeria wealth like Nigeria is building Abuja now.Most part of oil boom in 70s went into building lagos. British also channel all resources to lagos after making it Nigeria capital.

Are you normal? Obviously you're not!
Business / Re: China Development Bank, UBA Sign $100m Loan Deal To Support Smes In Africa by sismatic01: 7:35am On Feb 28, 2018
I hope it won't be like the same SME lending we already have. Difficult to access by small businesses due to collateral and other stringent conditions. Commercial banks and CBN really need to come up with ways of making these intervention funds easily accessible by SMEs.
Celebrities / Re: "Where Is Your Wedding Ring?" - Banky W Asked By Fan. Banky Replies by sismatic01: 12:21pm On Feb 27, 2018
blackbeau1:
But finally, where is his wedding ring ?

That's not his left hand he raised. It should be on his left. Check the jacket, pocket is always on the left side. Meanwhile, issit your ring? �

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Politics / Re: Nobody Should Try To Remove Buhari In 2019- Miyetti Allah President,bodejo Warns by sismatic01: 12:11pm On Feb 03, 2018
Nonsense! As if it was your vote that brought him to power. This government has caused more hardship than any other. We will settle this once and for all in 2019. God bless Nigeria

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Politics / Re: General Buhari The Tennis Star (throwback pic of Baba) by sismatic01: 2:30am On Apr 13, 2015
The guy standing left, second to last looks like Jonah Jang of plateau state
Politics / Re: Pastor Leke Adeboye Shares A Political Poll Result Of Buhari/Jonathan - Pic by sismatic01: 7:51am On Jan 28, 2015
Let's all wait for the valentine's day verdict.
May the most popular candidate come out victorious.

Please make sure you collect your PVCs, that's the only way we can elect the leader we want and not by opinion polls and debate.
Car Talk / Re: Young Boy Killed By Trailer In Orile (GRAPHIC PIC) by sismatic01: 2:20pm On Jan 25, 2015
Rip. God bless your soul. But the parents/guardian should be blamed for this. Tragic!

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