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I changed my barber d moment he increased hair cutting rate with #50..



















mehn I've got barbers who can do better at lower price..

PaulAdeka:
I am not a fulani guy, but why is it that any bad thing that happen in Benue state now is tagged "Fulani"? Did the criminals introduce themselves as "fulani herdsmen"!

Anybody now (criminals) can commit crime in the name of herdsmen, especially considering the state of our troubled nation, and the people involved.

I live in Benue, but. Whenever i am online, Benue state seems to be a strange place to me!

The place is not perfect but it is also not as bad as people (in the internet) make it look.

Fulani herdsmen is also responsible for ds ur comment..

o ga o

geraldmezi:
i fear o

lolz..

it's full of suspense..

TrapQueen77:
Mmmmm...not really funny.

Hunhun..


Qualify it with one word pls..

Guys be warned.......
Yesterday i went home late from an official function and i decided to use an okada. On arriving home i alighted, paid the guy and left.
As i approached the gate, i saw the okada guy
following, i quickly changed the direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me. I moved faster the guy increased his speed then I realised I was in shit. I ran faster but he kept on following me even riding faster. I got tired and decided to stop, turned around and faced him like a man! So I asked him, "why are you following me"
The guy replied softly "give me my helmet.......".lol...HAPPY WEEKEND Guyz

he still dey sing..

just in case

how about his chains.. will he be unlocked once a while..


coz I can't see d difference from slavery..

numericalguy:
Dulahari must be laughing his ass off by now. He'll be like, I tricked them in 1984, now I'm tricking them again in 2016

And if he comes back in 2019 we'll still vote him over your useless phd holder brother..


iranu..

Sweetlemon:
You people are NOT ok at all. Ok let's use your logic of increase in bread price. According to the Picture Buhari left it at 70k right?
So how come it increased to N220? Who has been increasing it all this while?

Bottom line, bread is one particular commodity that has NEVER been stagnant for as long as I can remember in Nigeria.
I remember quite well that bread was N150 just about 5 years ago. Wait a minute, who was in power then when it increased to N220?

don't mind the oloriburukus.. awon weyrey.. u dey mind dem..

Idydarling:
next time u get that particular breed of bird op, just tie one of its leg to a big stone, feed it and keep it warm, it will live as long as u want

Emesiere oo





Ami mama fi

IndianBwoy:
ha ha ha. you funny gan

you are struggling with common sparrow while i dey struggle with baby falcon sef. (kestrel)

btw I don't cage my bird. I used to tie it, but the sharp guy untied all the knots on its leg and ripped of its anklets.

so i just let him free around my house and balcony which is spacious enough and filled with plants.
(still training him though so i can take her outdoors later for hunting small prey).

ample amount of sunlight and perching spots to spread his wings.



A perch is necessary. mine needs a rough carpeted material. don't let your bird perch on the cold floor. it will get bumblefoot or some other sore condition.


make sure his dietery requirements are fulfilled.

In my case , my girl needs fresh meat, bones, insect , lizard and live prey if possible. (day old chick, rats, sparrow, etc.)

if giving just organ meat, add some vitamin powder or inject vitamin supplements into the food.

Always provide sufficient water.


summary:


-enough space
-perch
-shelter/box/nest
-nutritious food
-water
-sunlight/fresh air
-company . remember for birds : Boredom kills.

@bolded.. sho gbo yoruba ni..

it's port hacourt again..

omonighoblessing:
no you are not all correct dear here are my answers
My answers : pls you are free to criticise oooh.... I am just only a professor in English 1:A 2:A 3:B 4:B 5:B 6:A 7:A 8:B 9:B 10:B

I disagree with your answers..
here are mine.. free to correct me as well..
1. A 2. b 3. b 4. b 5. b 6. a 7. b 8. b 9. b 10. a..

THIS MUST BE IN KENYA !!

Young03:
moto no....965

let me call headquarter to know who d driver be

it's 963 bro

negidu

aeronautics engineer to be precise..

ok.. next..

o ga o

my best actor for now..

hotspec:
no.its a link to another hilarious picture story

but seems it's quite different.. it's indicating free basic service.. with free data at the top just like d way free facebook does..

chistev12:
www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3085278/18-pictures-every-nigerian-done?iorg_service_id_internal=803478443041409">https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3085278/18-pictures-every-nigerian-done?iorg_service_id_internal=803478443041409%3BAfqW_GUJVLJ28GAM

is ds link free access to Nairaland... And can it work for all other sites..
Thanks

My own case is number 3.. And me and the sister are still together till tomorrow.. And we are even planning our marriage..

ok

alexistaiwo:
Due to time constraints, I don't want to go into details here but she was the one that caused the argument and breakup. check out this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2984049/girl-always-interferes-bestfriend-relatonship. after I confronted her on the issue for the like the hundredth time. she frustrated me up to the point that she was like pushing me to beat her. why wouldn't I insult her?

AND WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DISCUSSING ON PHONE FOR OVER 35 MINUTES !!!


ON TOP TO SETTLE MATTER


GUY 4GET I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT SOMETHING FISHY HAPPENING BETWEEN THE DUO.. WHICH HAS EVEN LED HER TO SAY SHE'S MANAGING YOU..











REMEMBER IT'S A MATTER OF BOYFRIEND BEATING GIRLFRIEND SHE'S INTERFERING..











REMEMBER The guy myt be just fed up with her own girl and picked interest in urs which she's already falling for..










GUYS MY TWO CENT..






BE WISE !!!!!!

NO WOMAN IS WORTH DYING FOR

A case of biafran kill biafran again..






















Una go kill una sef tire..














...Not the Nigerian Army

[quote author=holythug post=46572535][/quote]question from holythug...















What's your name again.. ?








Holy

Fmdipo:
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my comment

with blade or knife...

na biafran beat biafran for not letting him kill his biafran girlfren...























I wonder what type of nation d Biafra olori pelebe pple r craving for..




country where dey'd be killing each other at any slight mistake..

Grace bill road u mean.. ? ? ?