₦airaland Forum

faitheverest:
Wish i never trusted you...

U kind of look like Alison madueke...

Imanuelle:
There will be a BH attack in Nigeria this month.


Oya, DSS come and arrest me.

Everyone knows there'll be attacks.

We need prayers not curse..
U myt be dissapointed..

nikkypearl:
I dont want to brag,i paid for those Jets!

I dont want to brag but I gave you the money you used to pay for those jets

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It takes 225 Earth days or 7 1/5 months for Venus to
make a complete orbit around the sun (that\'s 1
Venus year). However, it takes 243 Earth days for
Venus to spin around its own axis (1 Venus day). Therefore: 1 Venus year=225 Earth days and 1 Venus
day=243 Earth days.

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EazyMoh:
Well am sure the cartoon was not made by "the other folks" You can insult and make fun of your religion all you want, but leave the "other folks'" own out of it. heck if you make a cartoon of you, your mum and dad having a party we gon look and laugh! but make that of my family you know you are looking for trouble.

You talk sense...

mundus:
So I am making use of my friends Account to post this as my nairaland account (naijaedutech) was banned for allegedly posting 'wrong' information.


I made a post on this forum about an hour ago that Bukola Saraki has been 'IMPEACHED' and I was banned.

So I want to ask the moderator that banned me to point out what is false about the information I posted.

According to the Oxford Dictionary the word Impeach means "To charge (the holder of a public office) with misconduct."

The Marriam Webster dictionary defines it as : to charge (a public official) with a crime done while in office OR to cause doubts about the truthfulness of (a witness, testimony, etc.)

Is it my FAULT that some Nigerians do not know what that word means?

This is how Farooq Kperogi explained it in his Daily trusr article http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/sunday/index.php/politics-of-grammar/20217-common-election-related-grammatical-errors-nigerian-journalists-and-politicians-make




So what wrong did I do to merit a ban?

lalastica , afam4eva , seun, OAM4J



-----Naijaedutech

Wow! You just educated me..
Thumbs up for you bro..
There are blessings in disappointment..
Look at how your disappointment has caused many nairalanders to learn something today.. ..

Chommieblaq:
Let's take chill pill n stop d criticism. First of all she never knew he was married before falling hopelessly in love with him. Ma only advise is polygamy comes with many ups n down, if u weigh d pros n cons and feel u can bear it, then it's fyn. Being a second wife is far better than being a mistress!!!












Buh if u can't, then start detaching ur self, it's not really easy to do buh u just have to. Cheers

Exactly my point!

coolitempa:
Stop dreaming......and think about now.... ....there are more Catholics alone than all Muslims put together....

Alhamdulillah... I'm part of the few Muslims on planet earth..

Amusaopeyemi:
Yea that was what I wrote o. Hian to whoever censored it.

Lolzz.. Head injury..

Amusaopeyemi:
What about Nairaland?

@ d bolded.. I'm sure it was S B A N you wanna write before nairaland auto-edit help you change it to Nairaland.. I wonder y they dont want that word here...

Even somebody posted this..




fiemo akpos @fiemofever #respectforcarter ''All things bright and beautiful, the Lord God made them all...except this poo ass.''
Cant just stop laughing..

Unclefwosh02:
Lwkmd!!! Even d gods deny ha... M sure d zombies won't decline ha offer ..

Do you know what just happened now ? ? ? ? ?

















All the zombies just turned vegetarians after reading your comment...

XLR8R:
on behalf of all Niger deltans we humbly decline dis generous amazon queen we would like to pass her to the hausas in the house

On behalf of the hausas.. U know like what my brother said up there.. in Islam we never go near pork not to talk of eating it.. I would have passed it to the next person.. but you know in Islam again what you dont eat you dont give to others to taste..

you can even simply see it by viewing the image from the side.. You dont need to shake your head or phone.. That is a long thing..

@ slimzjoe

Listen more.. Talk less..

ismart:
na u know. it's very obvious you not willing to contribute anything to a man... you want to boss him around and put him under your armpit. I pity the mumu wey go marry you. A smart guy will never give you the chance...

do you even know may be kanwuliajara is the said daughter inlaw 2b..




Just thinking out loudly ni sha....

damiloladuke:
For real, have you ever travelled out of Mushin? you make me laff...I am the bread winner of my own immediate family, my siblings are the bread winner of their families..YOU ARE THE BREAD WINNER OF YOUR PARENTS....WHAT A FAMILY

TRY AGAIN AND LET ME GIVE IT TO YOU IN YOUR FAMILY SIZE....AWON OLOSHI

will get back to you on Sunday..
Like seriously I aint got no time for jobless idiots..

Ogun state and rituals everyday .. I'm begin 2 fear that state oo..

damiloladuke:
i am simply a low life to have been talking...Thats why most of us in my family house struggle with life...we abuse and curse a lot...and curses are always after the sender....we can never be as affluent as Monica in our life, we pauper from the slum, Rottweillers...u never intended to get at me, but I have stirred up the hornet's nest and u will sting me and my family to death..i son of a goat, barbaric, ruffian from the ghetto...May God Punish me and my entire family's destiny and me and my entire household will never amount to anything in our life


if i had calmed down , u could have pitied my father and maybe offer the idiot a good job, but it seems the idiōt just want to die of his low life ..May my generations die in Poverty....Were ni iya ati baba mi

y all d curse..
keep proving to the world that you are a no life that you are
eran baba olowo.. lol

did I just hear you say you are not a riff raff.. infact you must be mad for saying such..
you product of a leaking condom..
and for your information I am richer than the breadwinner of your family.. idiot

damiloladuke:
I spoke my mInd

You think its only riff raffs that are on NAIRALAND.

Then your mind must be that of a fool
You said you are not a riff raff and you are proving yourself to be one
Never you quote me again.. I actually have got no time for a no life like you.. And I promise never to reply you again.. you are feeling kind of important as I am replying you.. Go get a job kid..

damiloladuke:
swallow your pride dear, send me private message... I still repeat, if I don't send you 10k, I call me real Oloshi... I don't eat my words. Thanks

And if you are shy to receive, send an orphanages acoount number and I will pay in your name.

I'm sorry for replying you in the first place ..

damiloladuke:
it takes an oloshi to recognize one, but sometimes an oloshi calls others that are not oloshi that useless name, to tell you am not one, send me your account number, if I don't send you 10K, call me oloshi.

Have you eaten tonight

damiloladuke:
they are all thieves in that hoodie

YOU ARE An E-diot
Oloshi

lolz..

MadCow1:
Skitzophrenia?

Where have I heard that name before?

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Mad cow

Amis:
Abakaliki

Indianapolis...

pele

Miracle4Sure:
Delta

Asaba

Miracle4Sure:
Egypt

Thailand..