₦airaland Forum

Just a figment of man's wild imagination borne out of laziness to think.

awa:
I can truly relate with this your post. I had one hell of experience in the hands of one gold digger like that. I was driving home one night from work, I saw this lady who was frantically flagging me down in a lonely segment of the road. I took the risk by helping her through lift. Just upon entering my car, she started narrating how she had suffer more than the biblical Job that day. She said she went for interview and has been looking for job here and there. I felt relieved knowing she was only threatened by the general hardship in the country under Buhari.

I stopped by a Pharmacy along the road to buy some drugs and out of personal pity, I decided to buy her chilled bottle water. She was so excited and she continued with tales of issues affecting her after school. I felt relieved when I got to where she told me that she can drop. With all boldness, she pleaded with me to help her with some T-Fare which by God's grace I did in a handsome way. She was again very impressed and requested that I give her my phone number. I told her no need for that but she insisted and with open minded, I gave her my phone number.

Giving her my phone number became the biggest mistake of my life. She called me that night to confirm if I got home early enough and asked if I have eaten. She thanked me over and over again. From that moment, this girl call me practically every now and then asking for tips for support for one thing or the other. She told me about her relationship and how the guy is not financially supporting her. From no way, she started calling me big brother even though we are not related, she calls me Honey and all sort of names and I was always warning her not to allow my Bae see her ohhhh....

When I realized that she was turning me to some kind of ATM, I told her to stop calling me. That was my second mistake. This girl pleaded with me and promised not to call again but I should promise to support her financially since she was not doing anything. My refusal to continue doing bidding led her to start chatting my Bae through Facebook and she told my Bae that I am not a good person and all sort of things. My Bae played along with her asking her how we met and a lot other questions. She told me that she will make me loose my Bae if I can't help her any more. The story continues and too long...................

But thank God today I am safe from her selfish desires and all what not. Just before someone asks, I never had any sexual feelings for her but just needed to put a smile in someone's face. Life is one funny school of hard lessons... Guys should be careful ohhhhh

You gave her too much space to invade your privacy.

It should have ended when you had warned her not to call you again.

Be happy that you have an understanding Bae.

Many marriages have crashed for issues like this.

BadBradley:
Jonathan has always been a fool while Buhari has always been a vindictive devil.

A decent description of both!

silastemplar:
oga you re just beign emotional,thoughtless and hateful. How many people have been lost to one crisis or the other between 1999 and now. Which president hasnt witnessed his own share of killings. You think it will end with Buhari? Your hate wont even be felt by the person sitting next to you. Stop hurting your heart unneccessarily

I don't doubt your insanity which is the same with the presidiot in chief.

Your only luck is that you are probably hiding in your southern sanctuary.

Your case is hopeless

Just go away!

silastemplar:
Nigeria is not disintegrating, and no where near any civil war. stop all these sensationalism. If Nigeria didint disintegrate during GEjs regime when Boko haram and Herdsmen killings were at its peak, its not gonna disintegrate now. Buhari is not even the cause of these killings, During OBj, there were religious riots over and over again, Christians were killed in Jos, Kano Kaduna, in retaliation Hausas were killed in the east. Did Nigeria disintegrate? Same with YAraduas tenure, same with GEJ(boko haram, herdsmen).

Gej failed to do anything to stem the killings, did you guys call him a terrorist then? of course not. cos he isnt fulani. I laugh when i hear people say remove Buhari as if removing him will put an end to the killings in Nigeria. There is a fundamental problem in this country which we should focus on rather we chose the easy out always. Blame the person from the same tribe as the killers. spread hate, comment lazily on social media and go back to your one horse lives. I ask you , who would you vote come 2019 and why, i bet you have no clue. but of course its easy to join the band wagon and comment on social media. You guys should just take a pause and really think. i abhor Buharis slowness to act decisevely on this issue but rather than waste our times calling for an impeachment that will never happen, urge the prsident to ACT.

You made a few good points but ended it with the same lazy and delusional lines that is familiar with brain-dead Nigerians" Urge the President to act"

Don't you see the bloodsheds going on, the cries of pain and agony in the land?

Haven't Nigerians and the international community urged the president enough? From Iran to the U.S?

Does he need to be poked with a taser to see what is happening?

How long are we going to be holding one-minute silence and condemning the attacks.

I've lost two good friends to this in Taraba State alone. Young men cut down in their prime.

What the fuc.k is wrong with some Nigerians always trying to excuse incompetence.

I hope one of your loved ones is cut down, and you'll know the pain others feel.

God knows, I hate a lot of y'all

StaffofOrayan:
You can't expect normalcy when a man goes home with N18,000($50), every 30 days and even with than the gov't still won't pay !!!! 112Million people live in poverty, forget all that grammer

Your excuse is a lame, bro!

A brother offering to help would take a lot of people out of the poverty trap.

Let's stop excusing ignorance for our stupidity

twinskenny:
where i stay here.. i man wanted to do the road.. as in do it to standard the community chief was asking him for money.. can u imagine thats how he stopped

Same thing I witnessed...

Federal government was trying to fix electricity for a remote community in Ogun State where I worked and they were constantly harassed by youths for money.

Government threatened to leave before the community intervened.

Some of our people are crazy

The truth is, the citizens are their own worse enemy, especially among the poor and under-privileged class.

The Crab Syndrome is real!!!

blessingsonflee:
He is Married though

Oooops!

Screw that.

What happened to being a loyal side chick

alBHAGDADI:
The sad part is that nobody will believe the guy's observation which is very true. Before you rubbish his points, first ask yourself which spiritual being will bless someone for having sex in a house for 3 months?

God Almighty or Satan?

Satan is definitely the one that rewards people with such wealth and for doing nothing unique or extraordinary. But Naija youths do not know all of these cos their false pastors don't preach the bitter truth anymore. It's only sugarcoated sermons they preach these days, that's why millions of youths who went to Church still stayed glued to their tv just to watch the winner of the immoral show.

Is there anything like Illuminati? Yes and it's everywhere. They own the BBNaija show which is all scripted to favor whoever sacrifices to Satan the most. There are currently three ways to fame these days.

1. Become an homosexual, bisexual, transgender, bestial etc.

That is why you find so many hollywood and nollywood actors as gays these days. Even musicians and the most hardcore rapper you know of are closet homosexuals.

2. Blood sacrifice

You either sacrifice a family member, your best friend or your child. If you find that part too hard, then you will have to sacrifice youself such that your time on earth will be numbered. Ask yourself why parents or siblings of some stars die shortly after their fame rises. What about those stars that die shortly after they become famous?

3. Trust in God alone

This is the hardest part to fame and you may never get there. You can only attain such fame if what you are doing is positive and is God's will for your life.

You can't become famous by doing something evil and immoral without bowing down to Satan.

Look at all those getting endorsement deals these days. Bobrisky gets endorsed for openly being homosexual. Tonto Dikeh gets awarded as a Niger Delta ambassador for peace even when we all know how violent she is. Bisola who sucked d*ck on TV becomes UN ambassador. BamBam who got sexed in the toilet is currently getting endorsements. Yet, some folks want me to believe it is God the creator of heaven and earth that is blessing them.

I lay the whole blame on Daddy G.Os who no longer preach the truth. They rather waste resources to preach about prosperity on TV, a medium that is capable of turning things around if used to preach against this evil generation. The more the youths hear about prosperity in Church, the more they never realize that BBNaija's logo is satanic, the concept of the show is immoral and only for those who are ever ready to sell their soul to Baphomet the god of this age. He offered Jesus Christ the world only if Jesus would bow down and worship him. What makes you all think he is not applying the same tactics today and to weak humans?

A word is enough for the wise.

Absolute Trash that can only come from mediocre minds

lovelylad:
Illuminati is a myth

Big Ass myth with no significant influence on the course of life.

It's just an excuse used by poor hopeless people to excuse their poverty and shame the rich.

HigherEd:
Awesome. With over 700 branches now in UK, RCCG can spark up a new spiritual awakening in Europe. They are currently the best Nigerian church poised for that. And I sincerely believe RCCG can do it! Just need to start discipline white pastors to bridge the cultural divide.
Lalasticlala

Spiritual awakening wey never pursue deeply-rooted evil commot for dis country and continent, is dat one an awakening?

Anyway, congratulations to this pastorpreneurship.

Maga must always pay!!!

Great Article!

I don't like the ending part where the writer projected his/her own weakness about not learning certain languages at an older age.

Nothing is impossible, man.

Buhari and his Fulani Henchmen still have a lot of killings to do, to reduce our population to a comfortable level.

Femi Adesina would be there to happily keep the statistics.

A former state Governor with no political relevance, even at his polliing unit is no match for another former State Governor with considerable political influence over a Geo-political region.

Wey dat Esan idiot wey dey talk say Oyegun pass Tinubu?

Na Buhari mess go turn Air Freshener for ya house!

NwaEzefuNaMba:
They(Benue indigènes) thought it's killing Igbos running for their safety!
They should just relaxed and enjoy their one Nigeria!
Believe Me, over 70% of those killed are Buhari supporters.

Miyetti Allah, more grenades to thy Armory.

SHUT UP!

Your stupidity is life-threatening

SalamRushdie:
Impeach Buhari now or allow the North Central arm itself against Buharis plans

"Impeach Buhari" how?

Nigerians can be delusional, sha

How do you expect the evil jokers in the National Assembly to vote out their devilish boss and pussified coward Benue State parade as a governor?

Bitter ethnic/religious rivalry and divisions would never let it happen.

And for the "Get your PVC" crew, Na una I pity pass.

Better get a frigging VISA and exit this hopeless space you people call a country.

martineverest:
if he doesn't then I speaks alot about him

this is not a political issue but the life of the citizenry

A lot has already been spoken.

Buhari would do nothing and more citizens would be killed

I can bet my balls on it that Buhari would NEVER come.

The National Assembly are pure jokers like the presidiot

wehdone:
Jesu!!! And these people are Nigerians

I'm a bit shocked that you are surprised.

Are you sure that you reside in this shithole?

onegig:
When people don't read they tend to forget history easily.

Anyone is free to contest but I laugh out loud at people touting Markarfi You can continously collect stipends and launder his image online but the truth would still remain the truth.

Same guy that was Governor in Kaduna and was never home because of one health challenge or the other. He was widely known as the "missing governor" to the point that he wasn't around all through the religious and sectional crisis that rocked Kaduna in the early 2000s that led to the death of thousands of people and destruction of properties. Not a single response from the state govt because the governor was MIA. Had to take OBJ deploying soldiers after weeks when thousands had already been killed and maimed before things normalized a bit. Till today Kaduna which used to be that shinning light of industrialization and multi ethnicity has not still yet recovered from that impunity as most who were the engine to the economy were outsiders and 90% never ever returned.

I don't need to give links or stats as i was a personal witness to such. I may have been young but the measles i suffered during that crisis without any health facilities available and images of our neighbour that was bitten by scorpion in 44 army barracks because they were turned to refugees sleeping on the cold hard road inside that barracks in their own country is still etched in my mind.

Nigerians indeed deserves the kind of leaders they get. We truly have a thousand years to grow but is the world willing to wait for us to come to our senses?

Nigerians sure, deserve the kind of leaders they get.

They keep recycling the same leadership failures they parade as leaders and BIG MEN

They have allowed the CV of this guy distract them without investigating his quality of leadership as a Governor.

I witnessed the Crisis of the 2000s and the number of lives lost.
The Football player, Victor Moses lost both parents there.

His health is also another issue.

Mejor79:
Very soon it will SOWORE'S turn as his cotesting presidential election.

Na dat one go make me laugh pass!

Make e carry im campaign go Katsina, or any other part of the core-north, if herdsmen no give am their evil treatment.

Jeezuzpick:
So now we're on the same page.

But anyone who resembles the attackers are most likely to be treated as such.

I'm afraid that the Hausas (who are also suffering quietly under the murderous and expansive Fulanis) would be brought into the crises.

Jeezuzpick:
So it's already happening.

You just said I'm wrong buy went ahead to say something close to what I said.

Yes.

Full scale war with hit and run tactics, irregular, unpredictable pattern but we'll sustained with assault weaponry perpetrated by able-bodied, TRAINED young men.

Of course, they are being supported by elements in your Government, so the operation and logistics is easier.

The tags: Herdsmen, Fulani, Cattle grazing, Libyan rebels are just terms to distract Nigerians (who are mostly, uninformed and ignorant) from the real issues of ethnic cleansing and covert Jihad (War) going on.

Geestunnar:
Completely befuddling and this one too that can't put up something tangible on a campaign poster thinks he is best suited for the senate..law making body ffs

He has more chances of being "VOTED" in as a senator in this shithole than a Nobel Laureate.

That's the sad reality.

Jeezuzpick:
Wars are never born from ostracism, my friend. They are born from genocide, and, if you will wake up for a moment, open your eyes and see, that is what is going on right now.

Damn wrong!

Anything is sufficient enough to trigger a conflict.

As a matter of fact, Nigeria is at war right now and it's unconventional. A reason, most people classify it as attacks or crises

blessingsonflee:
nah! This babe right here ain't no baby mama material. Wife Material 10k yards

I respect you.

Well, if I were a woman, I wouldn't mind hoeing a J. Cole.

I don't care about what anyone says.

Nigerian men are worse among the lot.

blessingsonflee:
My boyfriend is in Lagos o

Time to put your "Baby Mama" game on.

Jeezuzpick:
What of the Benue victims?

It's gradually getting there.

The time is coming when it will be pure hell to be Hausa/Fulani in most parts of the country.

Mark my words. They will be ostracized, stigmatized and avoided like the plague.

When they will be unable to get taxi, okada or bus rides, when indigenous nurses pass their sick women and children over, denying them of needed health care, when they can't buy anything or even sell anything, they will realise the folly of fighting everyone around them.

That time is coming. I hope it is soon and I will relish its arrival.

Good.

I hope you will also relish the impending civil war that comes with it?

Louteelaw84:
If we missed the rapture that means nobody qualified oo, are we doomed? But sha the woman is stupid and the man is smart.

Nothing smart about any of them.

They are incredibly stupid excuses for adults and should have no business procreating.

I feel for the kids more. Lack of genuine parental care has made them victims of sexual and parental abuse.

Obi1kenobi:
My father was a 16-year-old in Onitsha when the civil war started and was an adult hustling to survive in deprivation and hunger in his village in Oraukwu by the time it was over and he saw the worst of the war. And even he is not as bitter as you cretins. There are all kinds of prominent e-battles on Nairaland: Igbo-Yoruba (the main one), Igbo-Hausa/Fulani (the second main one), Igbo-Middle Belters, Igbo-Niger Deltans etc, but it seems the common refrain is "Igbo" and that should disturb you. Is there any group you are at peace with? Why would you choose articles like these that to gloat over things that occurred decades ago? As far as I'm aware, we share a kinship and closely forged histories with a number of groups in Benue and there are even many indigenous Igbo communities in Benue. Why would you gloat in their misery? I'm not sure why many of you here are seemingly addicted to attracting hate and resentment. It's like a mental illness. Benue shares long borders with Enugu and Ebonyi and if this menace is not checked now, it would be the turn of our kin tomorrow and your foolish internet chest-beating is not what would protect village farmers in Nsukka or Ugbodo or Ezillo from being killed by roving herdsmen butchers. Again, I'd like to understand why you are so addicted to being the object of hate - why?

Best comment, bro!

I'm glad someone had to call this idio.ts out.

My blood froze reading those comments and I now understand the reason why we would be constantly ruled by evil men.

Those who fought and witnessed the horrors of the civil war on both sides, are not as vengeful as these young clueless Nigerians.

Even, if there was no civil war, bitter ethnic rivalry and divisions would still make some people gloat over the misfortunes of others

danie09:
Why is she struggling to compose sentences? Tot she's an undergraduate.

Her wack diction, though.

But she speaks better than your presidiot-in-chief

But, her poor competence at composing a sentence is one of the requirements to make it in this shithole of a country.

She is better than most Nigerian graduates and Nairaland undergraduates, though.