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Bastard! No wonder you call yourself "pussy". You are a real pussy and not just a pussy but an outdated one - Pussy of Year 2000----> Obo2000.
Judging by your previous post which Tpia digged out, you are intellectually handicapped.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=214358.msg3301563#msg3301563 date=1231033263]There will always be some few exceptions. . . . . .It is normal.
However, oriental peops are genitally-challenged. [/quote]Yes, but be kind. We have Oriental peops on the forum!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=214358.msg3301547#msg3301547 date=1231032757]Chinese, Singaporeans, Malaysians(They are all Oriental peops). . . . . .They are the same!!!
Forget the geography and maps.
They are the shortest set of people in the world and their women told me they have the shortest/smallest organs.
I happen to hear it from their women, not cosmo magazine.[/quote]Exactly where I'm going. I knew you would say they are the same. They do have the shortest organs but not necessarily dependent on height.

Well, I wouldn't go into too much details. Not given to typing long posts. The shortest set of people are the pygmies. Japanese people are shorter than the chinese on average. And the Malaysians, Singaporeans, (and some other Asians countries) were found to have shorter privates sizes than the Chinese.
Regarding height, the average Vietnamese is supposed to be shorter than the Chinese man, but their joysticks are not shorter than the Chinese men's own.
Studies have also been done and surveys carried out, it was found that is really no connection between height and size. Maybe the Chinese are just unlucky to be both short and small down there.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=214358.msg3301480#msg3301480 date=1231031378]Mint!!!

Anyways, there's a correlation between short men and short manhood.
It has been proven chinese men have the shortest organ in the whole wide world.
Errrrm, it is no coincidence that they are the shortest set of people in the world too.[/quote]Actually, none of the above is factual. Chinese men are not the shortest set of people and not the people with the shortest organ in the world.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=214358.msg3301465#msg3301465 date=1231031023]Is this necessary?? Why are u gagging for a fight??
Hold your horses, son!![/quote]Definitely not fighting. She is just amusing me with her 

richo2:
@skidoc
stop attackin her na!! she was only playin with her friend  

I'm also playing with her.

Hehehehe. Funny Kid.
The quote option is now a mobile phone or maybe microphone for speaking.   Oya put your mouth and speak.
"I was speaking to him not u." Did you carry a mobile phone sha?
Let me leave you, Olodo

LOL, how old are you?
Hehehehehehe
*Was I speaking to you?* *mind your bizness*------ like a kid.
This is a public forum.

tope2000:
OMG!!!
U are midget
I am allergic to u guys, No offence
_{That means u have a tiny kini}

How tall are u?

Sorry but, dumb post! JT size is never and can never be height dependent. Shows you are an inexperienced lady.
And no, I'm not short, not even average height so don't think I'm just being defensive.

What's there to gain on Facebook apart from catching up with old friends and looking at pictures

spikedcylinder:
Telling me you love me when I barely know you (why I guess is attributed to lying).

Well, that's not necessarily untrue. Do you think it's not possible for someone who does not know you to love you? As a matter of fact, I love you.

I always check the condition of my breath by placing a hand at about 2cm infront of my mouth, say "ahhh" and use that hand to draw the air to your nose. It works for me.

Cayon:
Quote from: ~Lady~ on December 31, 2008, 06:45 PM
This is the problem when the scripture is misinterpreted. It causes division. If we are to be unequally yoked with a non-christian as you interpret it to be, then none of us should have friends that are non-christian.
Attah Girl!!! - very well said.

Ladies, if you check the dictionary meaning of "YOKE", you cannot compare the bond that exists in a mere friendship to a YOKE. Being yoked with someone or something is definitely a much stronger type of bonding.

Are you posting from a phone? Otherwise, your English is not that good either.
Lol, just kidding. But type properly. Set a good example for the guy!

Most handsome white man? I think it's me. But you will need to pour this on me. http://pamdora.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/white_paint.jpg

I'd steal a few(erm, several) glances. In some cases, I could sum up courage and tell them how great they look. In fewer cases, the talk could go further[b], [/b]and numbers might exchange hands.

goodguy:
Well, I guess I just have to be patient for some more weeks, because there are some states here with no/little votes, and that is very surprising. e.g. Cross-River, Ogun State, even Oyo!

Yeah, that one of Cross-River is very surprising. No votes at all! Calabar is an enlightened place, abi they're too busy having sex?

Omolola baby,it's only a matter of time. Abroad people go still lead this poll. Let's wait and see.

I still can't believe that Lagos people outnumber the people living abroad. Abroad people, com'on VOTEEEE!!!

Hey Seun, pls look:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-213662.0.html

E jowo,Yoruba nikan ni ki a maa so nibi. E ma fi oyinbo kankan si RARA.
Apeere: Gbogbo ROTFLMAO yen, e ma so iyen mo, e ma so wipe YNIRIEJ. Eyi tumo si - Yi Ni Ile Rin Idi E Jade

LOL

olanajim:
Obowunmi

There's also another one called Obonyumi.

gabrywyl:
BABA BONE (our latest and newest member here) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=278731

Gabrywyl, I think your username is funny too. Sounds like GabrylWERE to me. LOL

titilaelae:
Jakumo

LOL, Titilaelae is also a funny one. Bet you were trying to register with "forever" but it was already taken so you decided to go with the Yoruba flow.

But you can always check it here:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-calendar

Ok, I have two topics so I'll just merge them into one.
1.  Do we really need to see Members' birthdays? Is the loooooong birthday list at the bottom of the home page giving anyone else goose pimples? lol. They look like a cluster of tiny ants! What's the use of the list anyway?
2. The search function on Nairaland is too basic. Can we not get something that lets one search keywords by username, date, etc. The main useful search tool that can perform most of these functions has been disabled. Admin, why's that?

No. I don't think everyone loves him. Not after all the multiple impregnating stories!

I won't release my most hated ex-girlfriend to him!

Please the lady in question should seek medical attention instead of suffering in slience.

Can't believe no one has mentioned 9ice yet.

9ice