₦airaland Forum

martinosi:
hmmm a naija guy stalking u, dis guy must have too
much money on his hand's lol!!!
Obssession ? well i guess this guy has too
much money on his hand!!!
Or i guess u r in school so he does have too much money to
blow on stalking you.
Some things in naija just dont add up to me, ie
stalking and numerous other "Exceptional foriegn fantasia's" !!!lol

My thoughts exactly. These days, it seems it's every teenage girl's fantasy to be stalked. So they come on here and give us ODUOLOGY.

Sam Milla:
I established a line of truth here that no one wants to pursue.
The girl prolly feels she is too beautiful for Nigerian Guys.
The truth is simple.

She is ugly and dull. Thats why the guy usually establish that kind of Conversation.
If she is pretty , the conversation would have been going to something different.

Likely Graphic scenario

[img]http://inthemakeup.files./2009/01/black-is-beautiful.jpg[/img]
Man : How are you today sunshine ?
Woman : I am cool honey.
M : You look Great Today Angel.
W : Thanks Sweetie.


Scene 2, thats our girl here.

[img]http://imway2fat.files./2009/04/fat-girl-tight-dress.jpg[/img]

Man : Hey you, What did you eat today ?
Woman : Garri and Banga soup. Big chunk. 4 times.

M : How was Church today ?
W : It was great thanks. {murmurs, somebody get me a gun}

Lets laugh over it guys, no hard feelings,

Funniest post of the week! Spot on!! OH MY GOD!!!

Morpheus24, I sent Seun an email about this few days ago and he never responded. He has replied to my emails in the past so I know that is his right email address. Seems he condones racist posts. What a shame.

ibkaye:
It's just personal preference, they could say the same about those who feel that a big arse is the 'epitome' of beauty.

Exactly. The Original poster was also 'tryna' sell me the dream that big lard ass is the epitome of beauty!

Koolchico, J-lo and Serena made their own money. They didn't get married to some rich guy, ok? And even if you find a few of the rich WAGs (wives and girlfriends) who have big asses, they can't be more than 1% of them.

*Checking the backsides of the wives of all the rich and famous sportsmen (footballers, tennis players, etc), Hollywood stars and world billionaires.* Can't think of one with the type of backside being described here. Oh, maybe this rubbish only applies in Nigeria.
Silly, SILLY! @poster, we know you formulated this story.

Woye, wake up! This is 2010!

99.9% of Pastors are crooks. Especially the Nigerians and Americans.

Lol, tales by moonlight.

PapaBrowne:
TODAY, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT [size=14pt]THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN/NAIRALANDER IS COMPLETELY DULL!![/size]

HOW COME PEOPLE BELIEVE THESE FABRICATED LIES OH NIGERIANS!!

NO WONDER YOUR PRESIDENT IS SICK AND RULING YOU FROM A HOSPITAL IN ARABIA AND YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!!

OH!! NIGERIANS!! DULL PEOPLE!! I FEEL VERY SAD FOR THE PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY!

If you had taken just a little time to read through this thread, you would have seen that half of the posters on here did not believe the figures. So I don't understand the point of your stupid and lousy "Nairalanders/Nigerians are dull" post.

NordicRace:
Just like someone said, instead of hiding under the umbrella of 'white' and beating your chest for the achievements of certain whites who don't even know you exist, why don't you point out something you have invented individually as a superior white man?
I don't think any positive contribution to our world can be traced to anybody in your lineage so why take credit for it on here?
So take your pale face and turkey-wattle skin away from here.

Fake stuff. I can't believe anyone believes this. Continue deceiving yourselves. lol

whiteroses:
ode, when did i call her fat, i meant an old lady wedding is common in nigeria, i've never seen a 24 or 25 yr old bride before they always seem to be btw age 28-32, and i find it wierd but its just my opinion.

I.d.i.o.t, I was not referring to you. I clearly stated "Naija Bros". Are you a Naija Bro? I was referring to the men who said she looks fat. 

I don't seem to understand the taste of my fellow Naija Bros anymore, the other day someone posted the video of an elephant and said she was hotter than Nigerian girls. ---> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-381260.0.html
Now we have a very pretty girl here who is not even half the size of the dancing elephant in the video, and you say she looks fat! Which one you dey na? 

Could someone please post the lyrics of the song you are all claiming he directed to her?

I prefer Cougar Mummy.

ElRazur:
Your wishes are granted, but Adenuga is coming as a pauper in next life. Amen.

Alakoba!

I would re-incarnate as a Nigerian only if I'm allowed to come as Mike Adenuga's first son.

Look at the pictures. Does she look 19 or 20? NO
She's good-looking though.

Liverpool vs Milan - Istanbul 2005

I just confirmed it from Man Utd website:
http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid={235041B8-C516-4517-8D04-AEEBB5882B8A}
Wow!

Different strokes for different folks. Not everyone would find that girl gorgeous like you said. Personally I think she's too big. And there are many Nigerian girls who are better looking than her.

Poverty, Greed, Peer pressure.

Well, NO thanks to the two of you for making me choke on my cup of tea. 

It's because our President is sick. That's why the boys are too unhappy to play well.

Hehehehe! This Adebayor guy is mad.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=380404.msg5303415#msg5303415 date=1263340431]I think it's fornication even though I can't prove it
But traditional marriage doesn't seal the deal or bring about God's blessing
It's the white wedding that does.[/quote]Wow! So God only endorses some other people's culture and not ours? C'mon girl, tell me you were joking!

This story is definitely false.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=372931.msg5209803#msg5209803 date=1262103421]I doubt he'd be dating a Nigerian, sorry.

and if he were, the girl would be muslim from a strongly northern and Muslim family as well.[/quote]My thoughts exactly.