₦airaland Forum

UncleKoboko:
Good.


Let everything just blow up and we share this zoo.


I'm tired of sharing a country with this fool ani fools.


No constant electricity in place.
No functional refineries in place,

YET THIS OLD FOOLS WANT TO REMOVE FUEL SUBSIDY SO THAT FUEL WILL BE 340 PER LITER.

IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH BUHARÎ

Amen

BABANGBALI:
is he not old enough to die? Abeg fok off!

You too fok in

Poleski:
You not only wrote 42m, you also added $ instead of ₦!
Were you very high when you wrote "$42MiIlion"?

He is really high on kush

whirlwind7:
Hehehehehe
What if he had ₦2,000,780.15?
That will only leave him with ₦780.15....and you said he should be thanking God?

Leave the funny guy alone ..

Na mumu man

BABANGBALI:
it is time for that man to go and rest in peace

Don't let me say what's on my mind.....wicked soul....how about if someone which you death to your face ..?

pussymonger1:
CHEAP G

I'm telling you

SuperStriker:
Good day everyone.
I don't want to cheat on my wife but she cannot cope with my demands for sex. She even told me to control myself and be more spiritual and I am wondering. If I am not controlling myself, I would have cheated on her long ago. I am a fine looking man with many opportunities to cheat. We only have sex when she's ready and wants it, anything outside that is excuse upon excuse. How can a woman I married be telling me to control myself?

Baba, nA your cross please carry it.

twin7:
IK Nna, can't unsee that bald edition...

What happened to his baldness now?

Alusiizizi:
Instead of Davido to admit that his account is red, he pulls off cheap stunt.

Ode

Dreytonisback:
Dumb ass post with no backed up facts

Davido is loved for his good deeds
Wizkid is naturally loved whether he does good or bad

Do you know what it means to sell out 02 arena in just 2mins?
That's love not for good deeds

If wizkid goes for such a challenge, he'll make more than 500billion in just 1hr

I'll break it down for those who lack wisdom but argue over nothing

People love and cherish someone who's very scarce than someone who is always available
If you go to your friend's house everyday, the normal 2 meat you're served will reduce to 1 meat one day
And that person who comes just once in a year or months will only get more meats served in his plate, that's value

Wizkid doesn't post what he does for people, Davido does that for sure no cap
Featuring wizkid in a songs means you've blown
But featuring Davido in a song means the song will sell for sure but you won't get that much respect in the industry compared to wizkid's featuring

Wizkid is the only artist in Africa that will perform in fela shrine and they'll clear the stage and even sweep it
That's natural love , and not for good deeds , he's just naturally loveable

Take a look at the music industry all the top females love him but can't even get the opportunity of spending up to 1hr with him

Tiwa savage your African bad gyal do video vixen for wizkid
Victoria kimani no let wizkid rest , forever famzing
Seyi shay nko, who no know?
Yemi alade nko , who no know wetin cause fight for females in the industry
Simi has always been a wizzy fan since day 1, even before music
Didn't you hear Teni professing her love to wiz?
That's to show you he's got the whole females in check

So listen

To the male artists, wizkid is the most respected and loved artist in the whole of Africa , know why ?

Because there is so much power in (self respect)

All the people that sent Davido money will lick wizkid's feet no cap

Obi cubana invited Davido over and he was so happy to be I the midst of cubana
The same obi cubana invited wizkid over and wizkid was given an award , know what that means?

Valie of being on the low , let David grow up , that's all

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Liar....see as your mouth dey pour saliva....no insult me ooo.....my mouth dey scratch me.

NarcissistKing:
Dumb folks are littered on this thread. Wizkid would have gotten if not more than what David has gotten!

Davido is used to flaunting and showing off his good deeds while Wizkid is the opposite.

Don't disrespect Wizkid!!! He's not a noisemaker!

Abeg na lie.....that wizkid na stingy man.

MadamVanessa:
You deserve all the money dear. You're such a good person.

Hmmmm

Davash222:
Na people wey get brain dey think.

Ayemilode!!! Hahahahaha

Obascoetubi:
Oh Igbo* ppl why?

Opunu oshi....stop this tribal bashing ok.

greymiles:
She won it when nepotism, cronyism and tribalism was so deep in this country’s polity
The hate on the igbos have been long before today
Everyone one knows igbos are the beauty Queen in this country, how the award goes to a yoruba person is what I don’t understand

Odẹ oshi.....

She no like you bro....

FuckDModz:
His skull has been mined, no cap.

You are truly a motherfuckah

Loverofpeace:
Una still dey deny?
No be only white paper na blue paper.

Na eleribu person oooo

ignis:
This country is just finished.

Over finish is worrying this country.

Tonero5200:
Hi.

Honestly speaking am really worried, have dated my fiance for sometime now. So we finally decided to tie the knot.
She suggested we do it this year November and I concurred, so we've been saving towards it ever since.

Last 2 months I made my intentions known to her family, that I will like to marry their daughter. Due to the conversations I had With her parents, I told them I wanted it small.. because am not financialy buoyant.

But To my surprise, her dad said I shouldn't worry about it, they are going to support me ( which is most likely Normal)

(They gave me traditional rite's, which I sorted out by myself)

With the traditional right drawing close, last month I learnt from my fiancee..her parents are planning to buy 2 cow for the traditional and white wedding. (I was surprised)

The following week, the hall she choosed for the reception of the white wedding, has already been paid for by her dad which was about 500k excluding the decorations which they also took care of ( even though I opted we could have done the reception in the church)

But my fiancee told me her dad is inviting alot of well-wishers home and abroad to come celebrate with us.both his fellow staffs and all.

* I bought 2 bag of rice and groundnut oils

* We paid for the cakes

* We paid for drinks

* We sorted things out (invitation cards, pre shoot photos)

But was surprised 2 days to the traditional marriage, more expensive drinks were rolling in.

On the d day of the white wedding, I realised, they cooked more than 8 bags of rice ( coconut, jollof, banga and fried) meats were surplused.
Alot of people came from her family's, while my own families were just there.. they did get the message.

Someone even said it to my mom face. THAT THIS GIRL PAPA TRY O.

please, I don't want to sound like am a bad person or I don't know good.
Offcus I appreciate her parents efforts, but am just a little bit worried.

As a man, won't this come to haunt me in the future?

Be very worried....."onomato" control like this.....

DSC7:
I met this beautiful damsel around 2012,we got admission into same institution same year....

We dated from 2012-2016,,,,

During service we parted ways and met again 2018 but ended up becoming friends with benefits....

By 2019 distance(different states) kept us apart due to life plans.....

And we don't have each others contacts again

So i was chatting with my elder brother this morning and he told me about his fiancee, i asked for her picture... Lo and behold she was my ex and friend with benefits.....


Now there is no way she will know that we are related except on their wedding day coming up next year if i attend.....

I don't know whether to tell him or just let them be

Comot eyes jawre, let her marry him ok....so far she is intact as per womb....leave em alone

Notyourtype:
After i bought a ring and wanted to suprise my girl today after service, i was suprise to walk out of the church and headed straight home like i never had a plan..

i want to do it in a very romantic way, i've watched videos on youtube and thought today was the day, but i have not gotten the courage yet..

I kno very well she will say yes, as this has always being her prayer, but i still don't just know the best way to do it..

I will have to wait again till next sunday, as i told myself i will propose to her inside the church..

please nairalanders, i need a method that will be romantic, i don't just want to propose to her, but rather, i want it to be very romantic..

should i just walk to her and do it, or is there a better way i can do it to make it more romantic?

Please help me reach more people, next sunday is the day.. Thanks

Baba calm down

See yansh toriolurun....so soft...shai

sanny1:
Your Acct 307XXXX125 Has Been Debited with NGN5,000.00 On 10-NOV-2021 14:11:18 By FIP:USSD:GTB/OKEGBENLE SEUN EMMANUEL/USSD

I met this guy on nairaland we discussed on business of creating me adroid app which I want to use for my admob account we chated and he promised to deliver the work. To me the following day I forwarded the money to his account thinking I met a good person not knowing is a scammer

Here is his Identity:Okay make payment to

0563070314

GTB

SEUN EMMANUEL
His WhatsApp no 07036566725
From Lagos as he said
He Said

Kindly forward payment receipts and Gmail address used to open your email
But today he blocked me on Whatsapp no way to get him

Any person that knows how I can track this guy should assist pls to avoid repeating to other person that's
Cc mode frontage pls

Hmmmm.....5000 na less jawre....

Ok now...today is my birthday

Ok

bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. ,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

Can you even listen?....I don't have advise to waste.....go and marry your runs babe, you will father another man's child last last.

Malory:
The unborn generation are in trouble. Buhari is hell bent on destroying Nigeria and he is fast fulfilling his desires. This man has turned Nigeria to debtor county with nothing to show for all this borrowings

The bolded are truly in trouble because they have mortgage their life on borrow borrow "leaf"....chai!!! Country have finish....

pretydiva:
Na person role model be this so oo Even with all the surgeries, her ugliness can make a little child convuls.

Pls next time, do a brain surgery to have sense. Cos it's obvious sense is far from you.

Madam, you dey para oooo....but you are right on track.

Na omẹ person go chop all this money....awon scam gbogbo

BESTScientist1:
Except by God's divine orchestration....The way developers(many of whom we know) build, patch, houses all in the name of money is amazing. 20 tipper of Sand with one bag of cement

I give up with this bolded.