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unical post ume result now out you can now go and check ur own at the school now.

is clean real b/cos you wouln't allow ur self to get injury for nothing serious

If you are the president of this country ,what will you do for your people?

will you be happy to see ur 16 yrs old sister been disflower by a guy? better not try a thing like that.

do u know that john cena is now out for 6-10 months b/cos of injury he sustain from the hand of wicked Randy and shawn micheal is now out from injury,had it been is not real ,how could they sustain injury?

once u don test dat tin , u hav been given the key to enter any time you want

do u know that john cena is now out for 6-10 months b/cos of injury he sustain from the hand of wicked Randy and shawn micheal is now out from injury,had it been is not real ,how could they sustain injury?

Wrestling is a complete real , can i ask you a question , if you are john cena will you allow randy to beat your father like a six yr old boy when you know is a real?
to mrs wenger
whether the believe or not wrestling is a complete real.
thanks for the question u ask them

henry is good player, but i don't thing we need him again, b/cuz our kids are doing more than good without him.

there is this argument going around my school,some said that wrestling is real why some said is not real, what do you say about it, b/because as for me, is a clean real.

gunners will keep gunning

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when
she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper
covering his genitals.
The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!"
The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain.
"Where the hell am I?"
A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency
help, so we rushed you right over."
"Well, what the hell happened to me?"
"We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening
to you today?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just
before I fell asleep."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was
still there, and she was. The person said, "Do you know what happened
to that nice man you saw here earlier?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little
bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck,
broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

There was this boy in high school that was what you would
consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement
of his home and one night he came up and said "Dad look
what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of
soil and instantly grass started to grow.

Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked
his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.

His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then
dad would have to buy him a convertable.

Dad agreed.

The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his
dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told
him that he had something to show him. They went to the front
yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.

The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."

The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari is
from your mother."

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of
the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him
to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the
guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house."

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife
in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."

o boy go on with the relationship, don't advice her to leave her formal guy b/cos he was there b/4,if u can show her love more than the other guy she will love you more and she might eventually leave the guy. GOOD LUCK

if there is love in the game no problem,b/cos age is just a number

o boy na which kan question bi dis,u no gogo look for another tin to post

yo moma is so dirty that she can be compare whith dirty mad woman

in my own opinion i don't women deserve to be slap,because,the need to be adore and respected, because it is easier to hear that someone slap your brother than your sister.

how on earth can a woman ban her husband from entering her room,well,if it is me, i will never beg her to unbanned me, but all the same you have to allow the 2 couple to settle there matter ,because that is there problem.

ask him how he is doing,about his work and family from there you will know what again to ask him.

i will go to aso rock and surrender yaradua to privatise nigeria with my own name.

o boy before person go finish ur this ur message he go first finish work and relax b/cos dis ur story dey too, long.

thanks for your advice,i appreciate all of them,but i wish that i should let her go like that ,cuz i love her so much,but all the same, thanks for your advice.

there is this girl in my life, we met when we were in sec school, she is her yr one at the university,last week she called me on phone,to me that she is no longer intrested ,when i ask why,she said,that i can't afforsd her maintence,pls i need your help,i love this girl so much that i will do every to have back.

you no dey tire to talk?
GUNNER 4 LIFE

that 's nice joke
              GUNNER 4 LIFE

SAM MILLA:
A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE GETTING READY FOR BED.
THE WIFE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF A FULL LENGTH MIRROR TAKING A HARD LOOK AT HERSELF.
"YOU KNOW LOVE" SHE SAYS, "I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I SEE AN OLD WOMAN.
MY FACE IS ALL WRINKLED, MY BOOBS ARE BARELY ABOVE MY WAIST, MY BUM IS
HANGING OUT A MILE. I'VE GOT FAT LEGS AND MY ARMS ARE ALL FLABBY."
SHE TURNS TO HER HUSBAND SAYS,
"TELL ME SOMETHING POSITIVE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF."
HE THINKS ABOUT IT FOR A BIT AND THEN SAYS IN A SOFT VOICE,
"WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYESIGHT."

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GUNNER 4 LIFE

nice joke

nice joke my dear ,keep it up

you know whom you love but you cannot know who LOVES you