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toba:
It will happen soon.Tudor pls follow d path of banom&ogaga

nope, those guys u mentioned above have been completely messed up by the devil, hence totally confused.

dont allow them to deceive you

Abu zola alzakawi and other faithful islam: i hope you want blow up Nigeria in order not to miss out in the 70 virgin in paradise helladise 

In August, 2001, the American television channel CBS aired an interview with a Hamas activist Muhammad Abu Wardeh, who recruited terrorists for suicide bombings in Israel. Abu Wardeh was quoted as saying: "I described to him how God would compensate the martyr for sacrificing his life for his land. If you become a martyr, God will give you 70 virgins, 70 wives and everlasting happiness." Wardeh was in fact shortchanging his recruits since the rewards in Paradise for martyrs was 72 virgins. But I am running ahead of things .

Since September 11, news stories have repeated the story of suicide bombers and their heavenly rewards, and equally Muslim scholars and Western apologists of Islam have repeated that suicide is forbidden in Islam. Suicide (qatlu nafsi-hi) is not referred to in the Koran but is indeed forbidden in the Traditions (Hadith in Arabic), which are the collected sayings and doings attributed to the Prophet and traced back to him through a series of putatively trustworthy witnesses. They include what was done in his presence that he did not forbid, and even the authoritative sayings and doings of his companions.

But the Hamas spokesman correctly uses the word martyr (shahid) and not suicide bomber, since those who blow themselves up almost daily in Israel and those who died on September 11 were dying in the noblest of all causes, Jihad, which is an incumbent religious duty, established in the Koran and in the Traditions as a divine institution, and enjoined for the purpose of advancing Islam. While suicide is forbidden, martyrdom is everywhere praised, welcomed, and urged: "By the Being in Whose Hand is my life, I love that I should be killed in the way of Allah; then I should be brought back to life and be killed again in His way, "; "The Prophet said, 'Nobody who enters Paradise will ever like to return to this world even if he were offered everything, except the martyr who will desire to return to this world and be killed 10 times for the sake of the great honour that has been bestowed upon him'." [Sahih Muslim, chapters 781, 782, The Merit of Jihad and the Merit of Martyrdom.]

What of the rewards in paradise? The Islamic paradise is described in great sensual detail in the Koran and the Traditions; for instance, Koran sura 56 verses 12 -40 ; sura 55 verses 54-56 ; sura 76 verses 12-22. I shall quote the celebrated Penguin translation by NJ Dawood of sura 56 verses 12- 39: "They shall recline on jewelled couches face to face, and there shall wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine (that will neither pain their heads nor take away their reason); with fruits of their own choice and flesh of fowls that they relish. And theirs shall be the dark-eyed houris, chaste as hidden pearls: a guerdon for their deeds,  We created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand, "

One should note that most translations, even those by Muslims themselves such as A Yusuf Ali, and the British Muslim Marmaduke Pickthall, translate the Arabic (plural) word Abkarun as virgins, as do well-known lexicons such the one by John Penrice. I emphasise this fact since many pudic and embarrassed Muslims claim there has been a mistranslation, that "virgins" should be replaced by "angels". In sura 55 verses 72-74, Dawood translates the Arabic word " hur " as "virgins", and the context makes clear that virgin is the appropriate translation: "Dark-eyed virgins sheltered in their tents (which of your Lord's blessings would you deny?) whom neither man nor jinnee will have touched before." The word hur occurs four times in the Koran and is usually translated as a "maiden with dark eyes".

Two points need to be noted. First, there is no mention anywhere in the Koran of the actual number of virgins available in paradise, and second, the dark-eyed damsels are available for all Muslims, not just martyrs. It is in the Islamic Traditions that we find the 72 virgins in heaven specified: in a Hadith (Islamic Tradition) collected by Al-Tirmidhi (died 892 CE [common era*]) in the Book of Sunan (volume IV, chapters on The Features of Paradise as described by the Messenger of Allah [Prophet Muhammad], chapter 21, About the Smallest Reward for the People of Paradise, (Hadith 2687). The same hadith is also quoted by Ibn Kathir (died 1373 CE ) in his Koranic commentary (Tafsir) of Surah Al-Rahman (55), verse 72: "The Prophet Muhammad was heard saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah [a Damascus suburb] to Sana'a [Yemen]'."

Modern apologists of Islam try to downplay the evident materialism and sexual implications of such descriptions, but, as the Encyclopaedia of Islam says, even orthodox Muslim theologians such as al Ghazali (died 1111 CE) and Al-Ash'ari (died 935 CE) have "admitted sensual pleasures into paradise". The sensual pleasures are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505 ), Koranic commentator and polymath. He wrote: "Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the manliness of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2002/jan/12/books.guardianreview5

Abu Zola:
Smile. Skyone whats da level ? Don't tell me you have advanced from weed to marijuana

yeah right 





Abuzola the next mutullab in the makaing

To the Muslims in the House
c/o Skyone

Hey can you stop all the foolishness "Abuzola- Alzakawi and that ignorant called Akered", listen in my next world if any at all i will never be an "indoctrinated muslim" again.

I regret being a muslim and i have now realised that muslim is created by "devil" in oder to deceive the whole world. My situation here US is catastrophic but i have gained something and that thing is my decision to receiving the Lord Jesus Christ as my only saviour.

Muslims in the house please stop all your foolishness and accept Jesus Christ as your only way to Heaven without him you are finished. Bye for now

Your Sincerely

Farouk Muttallab

MrCrackles:
If the woman is handicapped, YES
If not, then i dont see any reason why she cant get her booty out and work. . . .

MrCrackles:
Absolutely. . .And will do my bit when i am married and start having kids

MrCrackles:
What my wife makes is mine and what i make is hers too. . . .

hmnn sensible posts and with no swearing in it, it looks like the wind is blowing eastward

In fact of some them have gone international[b] i'.e Honourable Farouk Mutallab GFRC, FRC [/b]

Shame on Nigeria for having just the ability put pressure on a sick person to resign while the incumbent world class criminals like Ojo madueke, ibori, ogbulafor, alams etc gets away with genocides; senseless so called dealers.

olrotimi:
an obvious answr, the poll shows it

In fact they the area boys of the whole world.

Annunaki:
Tudor is this you i would really like to get a peice of the action

Beware, what you see is not what you get the inner part of this strange flesh is full of serpents, worms and scorpions. so think

Ogaga4Luv:
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^{Well ,as far as I know, I'm actually the Satan. . . .} and if "Obama" is an anti _ Christ so why are you supprise. . .?, he's a proud anti Christ and dont hide his real Identity.

Just like i thought some of the theory crowd would enjoy saying^{"religion is bullsh!t and have been Creating problems in the world"} . I do not, however, wish to bring in people who are this crazy. . . .

Yes, that's right. I'm the anti-Christ. ROAR!!! Back up biatches, here comes Satan! , Anywho. . .Satan's got important work to do now, you have to run.
https://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m360/Ogaga4Luv007/obama-demon2t.jpg

P.S. To the person who goes by the name "Skyone" on Nairaland. . . SEEK MENTAL HELP. [/size]

ogaga4demon now i know you are a big time freak, idiot, by the time you wake up JESUS CHRIST would have casted you into the eternal fire. And note, i fire back that particular worm to you by the power in the BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN.

toba:
Abuzola alzakawi,who be that?

The one and only abu-zola himself

I'm sick and tired of people chaging their intimacy SE'X on NL (perhaps intimacy SE'X organ) this needed to be sorted out once and for all, therefore i urge nairalanders to please name anyone who has currently changed his/her intimacy THANKS.


1. Tudor = NOT SURE MAY BE IS A HE OR SHE  [s][/s]

Freak + Freak= FREAKY OPINION 



MAMA GEE ^Sears and ^Macys are recruiting please get a job, odd or not odd you need one urgently because it looks like something is not right o, i talk my own.

forpeace:
All of you that have spoken in this thread have a history of speaking in support of fashola passionately so im believing all of you to be familiars or unfortunate victims of his shenanigans. . .i however will not be fooled into thinking that public support on NL is entirely in favour of fash. . .you see what you pple have done is play a very old rule in the book. . .suppress the minority and litter the place with the same cock and bull fash stories so it seems like the general consensus.

most of you are either staff,family or contractors. . FASHOLA is still a crook and now i consider him a coward with the way he has been begging for non-impeachment all over the media this past 24hrs. . .something that appears inevitable when you go through his crimes again.

Trust Madam waziri to turn it into something else thereafter . .Old lady must get her recovery 10% . . .the old lady must wack too.

David, these people dieing for FASH have been charmed

This is common in the 80s BUGGI BUGGI

Just reminiscing about the good old-time 80s and 90s and all that comes with it;



                                        Fellas list your favourite old skool wears here

1.Penkelemesi

2. And my bazooka face cap

tpia.:
the person you have to thank for your own brand of Islam is Usman Dan Fodio.

Before una get hypertension all these write-ups will not stop anything; you guys can hire demons from hell to do your write ups it will not eradicate true movement of religion christianity.

fowler:
if i may ask, which work are you talking about, that he needs to finish

God bless you my brother

tpia.:
indeed no be by force to type in English as skyone constantly shows us.

he should try typing in his local village dialect.

slowpoke, the thing is you have problem of reading to understand.

sexyLeamon = The only consolation for her would be Fakaay

imhotep:
REPORTER (to little girl) : “Who are pagans?”

LITTLE GIRL: “Pagans are people who do not fight about religion"

Sho are you the origanal "imhotep" or counterfeit

if so welcome back but beware of abuzola alzakawi ,sometimes his illogical reasoning could run you down.

People for real and i'm being serious should in case Nairaland go off air for just two weeks i tell you this people i listed below are 99.9% likely to fall sick or start behaving funny.

1. Mama-gee = She will not only weep but after crying day and night then she will be admitted for missing NL

2. Abuzola - Alzakawi = He may ku ku become second mutallab

3. sweetpie = she will destroy her laptop instantly

4. Ibkaye = Heaven and Earth will take one hour break.


more to come and please list your likely patients

Aloy i no go yab you again you sabi dig correct story out ha ha you be Lawyer

illusion2:
I see Tudor has reverted to being male . . . . . . . .when will this schizophrenia stop ?

I thought i was the only one going through the thought but ILLUSION thank you for having the courage to spilt it out. TUDOR is purely a gay inmate on NL and people should watch out. He's directly or indirectly sent from devil himself.

Follow the link and you will see the projects of FASHOLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO0hQHou1cw&feature=related

Enjoy

mama-gee:
The question should what is he smoking on?

Another one, the next post from this one would be " why are christian men short, or tall, or skinny" them don take man swear for am

tpia.:
are you jobless?

tpia.:
actually this thread should be locked and the OP banned for starting another Yoruba bashing thread.

For goodness sake why are you a profound saddist in fact a prevalent harebrained cow, most of your post on this very nairaland always seem to be illogical ha ha wetin sef; the young fella did an interesting research and all you can comment on is your rubbish you posted above kilo de ke

ybab:
Na wa oh. Why are some people calling me names, saying am a 'he' or am the original poster.

Simple thread. Simple question.

Name projects fashola is currently embarking on.

Other governors like gbenga Daniel, na another matter for another day.

Like I said, just name projects fashola is currently embarking on.

Simple.

But some wont reason but rather bring out their ignorance.