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Politics / Re: Yobe North: Machina Vows To Seek Legal Redress After Lawan Was Named As Candidat by slack: 6:57am On Jun 18, 2022
meetgaya:
SENATE & REPS ARE IGNORANT OF ELECTORAL ACT THEY DRAFT...all in busy to fight MALAMI & GOVERNORS

Going through the primaries, you will realise that the 109 senators and the 360 house of reps members never actually read through the new electoral amendment act.

They were just screaming, "Mr President sign! Sign! Sign!" without even knowing what they have sent to him to sign.
To sound elitist, a lot people kept disturbing our eyes and ears with .. "Muhammadu Buhari is scared of signing!".. what do you know was to be signed.. These lots never showed their constituencies!

From the selection of only delegates.. these funny politicians didn't even know when they wrote off their statutory delegates!

Like football coaches, it was their duty to inform their parties that the game has changed!

They don't even know when they nipped in what made the Yørúbas opt for another candidate other than Yemi Osibanjo, because a VP who has done 2 terms can now only do a one term as president.

This was where Ebele Goodluck Jonathan was seeking for clarification, to know if he is still eligible because, he has done VP that jumped into two terms and a one term President.

PDP has not told their supporters that by the new electoral laws, Atiku Abubakar can only do a one term, haven done 2 terms as VP.

The new law does not permit anyone who has contested for primaries in one party to skip to another for any position in the same election year. So the Mr.Peter Obi coming to PDP or NNPP Kwankwasiya teaming with Peter Obi is gone.

The law does not even permit that any of those that has contested for any position to take up any other in the same year.. so the story of Nyesom Wike or Yahaya Bello, being a VP is off for 2023 cos they can't aspire for president and VP in the same electoral year.

Senate President Ahmed Lawan, Akpabio, etc who have variously contested can not vie for senatorial position or Vice Presidency respectively..

In fact, the scenerio that made Atiku a VP can't happen again, where he won as governor and was later picked by Olusegun Obasanjo.

A beg as you are struggling to get your PVC, struggle to know the rules of the game! Go and read and understand the Electoral Laws.

The smart ones like Peter Obi left PDP before primaries. Akpabio stepped down and did not participate in the primaries. But Lawan went through primaries and failed. So he cannot go back for another post. This time will be very interesting. The judiciary should brace up.

" A gargadi mai gina ramin mugunta"
Abubakar Malami

But what about the case of Bauchi state governor. He lost the presidential primaries but later got the governorship ticket
Health / Re: Borno Discharges 6 COVID-19 Patients by slack: 1:39pm On May 10, 2020
Oga stop spreading false information.
JudasNaCarrot:
You need to go to the North and see how humans there live.
There is nothing like social distance at all. They cramp together with no face mask, children littered everywhere like ants such that you hardly differentiate Almajiri from non Almajiri because many parents send out their children from home with plates to go house to house begging with same modus operandi as normal Almajiri.

The North generally doesn't believe that there is anything like Corona virus. They make mockery of it and openly tell you that their malam said there is no such thing.

The next place the world will focus its attention soon is Nothern Nigeria.
They will die like flies because of religious beliefs and illiteracy.
Politics / Re: Aerial View Of The Abule Ado Explosion In Lagos (Video, Photos) by slack: 3:39pm On Mar 16, 2020
Fasindo:
shocked

Oga abeg, we don't experience this kind of things weekly or daily in maiduguri. Stop ĺying














This is nothing compare to what Borno people are experience on weekly bases.

This may not be what we were told it is.
This look more like bomb explosion than gas pipeline explosion.
I wonder why it happened in a residential area nd on Sunday when people will be at home relaxing.

God help us.
Rip to the deads
Car Talk / Re: Please What Is FRSC's Stand On Google Map by slack: 8:50am On Dec 06, 2019
so that split seconds you use to check dash board instrument, rear view mirror and side mirror will not cause accident abi. make una dey sincere sometimes na.
naptu2:


It's simple


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Career / Re: Should I Recommend My Best "Team Member" For A Higher Position Off My Team? by slack: 7:38am On Dec 02, 2019
All of you shouting help mr x help mr x dont be wicked bla bla bla. Has the poster asked mr x if he is interested in the opening? then if mr x confirms that he is interested the poster can go ahead and help. Poster just dey assume say mr x go like the new job. But the right thing to do is discuss with mr x.

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Crime / Re: Abuja Court Sentences Biker To 1 Month In Prison Over 'Public Stunts' At 12:30am by slack: 9:49pm On Sep 05, 2019
Make i go sleep, am not feeling well

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Crime / Re: FRSC official seen kicking a passenger after almost causing an accident . VIDEO by slack: 4:15pm On Aug 18, 2019
Kennitrust:
Our official terrorists.


Official arm robbers


Our official oppressors


Our official burdens.


The day I hate seeing this guys most is Sunday.

Imagine, on your way to church, someone stop you and begin to demand for irrelevant documents that could be ask another day.

One day, they will cause religion revolution on their office.

You dont see them on Fridays during prayer time stopping cars for papers, but Sunday morning you will see them stopping a family car with occupants going to church. It pains me alot

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: What An Ex-Governor Said About State Police While In & Out Of Office by slack: 1:11pm On Jun 18, 2019
let them not work, be probing people

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Travel / Re: Aero Marks 60 Years Of Flight Operations In Nigeria by slack: 6:07am On May 22, 2019
Safest airline in nigeria
Crime / Re: Airport Cartel Planting Drugs In Passengers’ Luggage Arrested (Photo) by slack: 4:52pm On Apr 24, 2019
Tallesty1:
What happens to the drug when it gets to the passenger's destination? Somebody else will come and claim it or he does that just to set them up?

If you do a research, you will find out the luggage of the victims carried their destination address. Now if the victim was able to pass through security without being detected, the owners of the drugs will trace the address and claim the package saying it was a mix up bla bla bla. Bottom line, do not put your full address on your luggage.
Travel / Re: Boeing Is Going To Update The Control Software On The 737 MAX by slack: 9:21am On Mar 13, 2019
[quote author=AgreatMan post=76607202]Yen yen yen.

These idiots knew their plane has a fault which makes the plane to nosedive. They didn't inform the pilots n instruct them how to handle the issue.

They issued a manual on how to overide the MCAS. But unfortunately it is not boeings job to train the airlines pilots. This new generation pilots rely too much on computers. All this systems have fail safe, but mostly airlines want to save cost and hopes nothing bad happens

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Celebrities / Re: Jaywon Bounced From Olamide's Concert, OLIC5 by slack: 10:56am On Dec 24, 2018
Next pls
Education / Re: Lightning Strikes Student Of Anambra State University To Death Inside His Room by slack: 9:09am On Jul 04, 2018
majorgr:
that's literally impossible !

It's very possible my friend. The lightning can travel through electrical power line i.e Nepa wire and come out through electrical socket or outlet in your house. How do you think electrical appliance get damaged during thunder storms. These are caused by poor grounding/earthing.
Romance / Re: How Many Men Get Married As Virgins? by slack: 3:25pm On Feb 12, 2018
I dont know but I will get married as one
Politics / Re: Senator Ali Ndume Slaps Habu Dala Aji; Mohammed Saleh Baga Beaten Into Coma by slack: 7:16pm On Oct 26, 2017
It happened in his residence. By the way they didn't tell us what the hon member did to deserve slap grin
Crime / Re: How I Was Almost Lynched At Ring Road, Benin. by slack: 12:36pm On Jan 14, 2016
Emmytrill:
This is a true life personal experience and a great testimony.

If not for the grace of God, i don't know where i would have been by now, maybe heaven or hell grin

On this very day, i went to the Immigration office at Ramat park area, Ikpoba Hill Benin to pick up my passport. The thought of travelling out of the country for the first time was overwhelming. A colleague of mine before i left to pick up the passport gave me 13k to help him pay into the bank.

Because of the enthusiasm within me, i wanted to collect the passport first, then pay the money into the bank on my way back. To show that God is in deed meciful and my mama prayer no dey go in vein grin a spirit just told me why not pay in the money first since you will pass through the bank. My brothers and sisters, i heeded to my instinct, and that saved my life as you will soon find out.

Getting to the Immigration with all the stress and waiting, i finally got my passport o and i was ecstatic! Na first time na grin. On my way back, i boarded a bus to ring road. i couldnt take my hands off the the passport as i was looking at it left, right and centre. I observed that a more advanced lady sitting close to me was just looking at the passport i was holding and smiling. For my mind i say watin dey worry this one, , she never see who hold passport before? cool

Immediately i alighted from the bus, and was walking to board another one, i heard someone calling Bros! Bros! Bros!. i turned and the lady came to me and said ''Bros, na u sitdown near me just now, my 13k dey miss from my pocket'' Mogbe, for ring road of all places embarassed. i just calmly asked her, did you see me branch anywhere else, she said no, and i told her i'm ready to be searched and i don't have your money. At this time, people were already gathering ooo and she was beginning to raise her voice! cry see embarrasment of the century! I was still pleading my innocence when i saw a Civil Defence Officer and i beckoned on him to please come to my aid.

The man called us and was asking us what the problem is all about. I explained all i knew and the lady did same, insisting i took her money from her pocket cry, See a whole me with a good job, sad just because i take public transport!

The security guy then asked the lady, ''you sure say this well dressed young boy take your money?'' she said yes! just then, the agberos around were already waiting to pounce on me! probably to burn me alive. my mind quickly went to Allu 4 at Uniport cry. Then the security man told the lady that if she should search me, and they don't find the money, she will be seriously dealt with and if its found on me, i will go in for it! What if i didn't pay in that 13k? would they have allowed me to explain anything?

Just then, the lady started sturtering that it should not be like that, blah blah blah. The officer became angry with her that she just put my life on the line by accusing me falsely. The market women that have already gathered also started causing the lady, telling her that she wanted to cause the death of an innocent young man! The officer just told me to make sure i thank God enough because i would have just been lynched to death embarassed. i was too dumbfounded to even utter any word. I just looked up and said thank you Jesus and walked away. I felt like calling for her arrest there and pressing for charges bothering on false accusation, but the fact that i just escaped death didn't even make me talk.

LESSON LEARNT
1. Always say your prayers before leaving the house. You might know where you are driving to, but you don't know who is driving towards you.
2. Please my fellow nairalanders, always DRESS PROPERLY. My mode of dressing probably gave me some respect. If i was sagging or carrying one dirty hair style, anything could have happened before you say Lalastic....
3. Don't move around with too much cash.

Thank you and God bless.


Guy na your colleague set you up. God pass them sha. Anyway bring yankee biscuit on your way back grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy On Early Morning Parade Along Asokoro (Photos) by slack: 10:52am On Jun 13, 2015
sugarvallly:
abeg make una no vex oh.
no be kopas I dey see for dere so?
abi them don recruit those kopas ni
?
Na corpers, in abia they posted some corpers to command secondary school to teach but guy they come out every morning with soldiers for parade. One of the corpers applied for reposting
NYSC / Re: Abia State Batch A 2015! Lets Me Meet Here by slack: 10:20pm On Apr 30, 2015
freeDR:
Good day everyone. Serving our fatherland is something to be proud of. It is a clarion call on us who are also leaders of tomorrow. Making life easy in camp through brotherly interaction is a necessary task. It is on the basis of this that I created a whatsapp group. We already have a number of members. If you want to be a member kindly drop your number(please, remember to quote me), so I can add you up. Wishing the best of your time in service.
08066005147. Pls add me

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NYSC / Re: Abia State Batch A 2015! Lets Me Meet Here by slack: 9:59am On Apr 30, 2015
Justdulla:
Am Haruna West Abubakar, a PCM from FuTMINNa posted to abia state....a hitting camp from abuja, I need cohorts
Hi haruna, am in abuja too. O8066005147. Whatsapp me
NYSC / Re: Abia State Batch A 2015! Lets Me Meet Here by slack: 7:47pm On Apr 29, 2015
Hi, abubakar baralafia. University of maiduguri. Can those of us who live in abuja make arrangements for transportation to take us direct to camp?

Almost 9 years later I'm bact to this post. I only did my orientation there and camp was fun back then though. My company relocated me back to abuja. And yes i got a job before nysc
Career / Re: Who Received This Mail From Bristow Helicopters by slack: 7:15pm On Apr 02, 2015
Hope u guys acknowledged the mail b4 answering the questions
Career / Who Received This Mail From Bristow Helicopters by slack: 5:58pm On Mar 27, 2015
I applied for the 2015 bristow cadet pilot program and I received a mail today from them.

Dear xxxxx,xxxxxxxx
 
We acknowledge the receipt of your application on Bristow careers portal, please kindly confirm the following:
 
1.     According to your O’ level result  at how many sittingsdid you make your 5 credits
a.       One (1) Sitting
b.      Two (2) Sittings
c.       More than two sittings.
 
2.     According to your University degree result kindly state your grade profile:-
a.       First Class
b.      Second Class Upper (2:1)
c.       Second Class Lower (2:2)
d.      Upper Credit
e.      Lower Credit
f.        Third (3rd) Class
g.       Pass
h.      None.
 
Please kindly acknowledge the receipt of this mail and revert before 4th April, 2015.   Please note that no application will be treated after the deadline.
 
 
 
Many Thanks,
Bristow HR
Food / Re: Share Your Experience Drinking Pepper Soup. by slack: 7:01pm On Dec 03, 2014
Almost choked to death cos of too much pepper. Choi!
NYSC / Cleared Data And Uncleared Data List by slack: 9:54am On Oct 19, 2014
Ok, my school (university of maiduguri) pasted its batch C mobilization lists . One for cleared data and the other one uncleared data. My name was on the uncleared data list. Pls does anyone have any useful explanation.
Thanks
Politics / Re: Police IG, Orders Dismantling Of All Police Roadblocks Nationwide by slack: 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2014
Road block cancelled, stop and search continues
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by slack: 9:46pm On Aug 14, 2014
sammyjay3: Shey make i begin dey cry? Abi make i dey laugh?
See jamb question
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Abducts 100 Young Men In Borno by slack: 9:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
shocked ,
Oya carry gun or we'll slaugter you. Omo either way ure dead men.

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